22 decides what I say boys
Ah, it's you! We were raising your Pokémon, and my goodness, we were so surprised! Your Pokémon was holding an Egg! We don't know how it got there but your Pokémon had it. You do waht it, don't you?
The fact she hasn't run yet scares me
post response faggot
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
I'm serious, I really would like to spend more time with you. I think we've got some chemistry together. How about tomorrow night we go out and get a milksteak?
I'm not doing stupid copy pasta bullshit
She's cute. She's into you. Don't fuck this up with a bad get. Just ask her out and be done with this thread.
ask her if she wants to come to your place, get drunk and rub your junk together.
I'm trying to do ones that sorta make sense
Now I feel like an asshole
She's not ugly. She's not great looking, but she's above average, and she has a nose ring so you know she's a bit open minded. She would make for a quality slam piece, if you control her and her overdramatic issues correctly. Not OP, I'm just completely judging this girl based off creeping on her 5 facebook profile pictures.
youre obviously an ugly/weird fucker trying to talk up a girl way out of your league whose too nice to flat out reject you
>wanna go out?
>are you serious
>oh it was a joke haha i get it
enjoy being forever alone you pussy
I love you so bad at all it the same first time since it came out of my life right about the new update of a day you will get never been so much better for you guys have should be able to see
link to the thread
say "heil Hitler kill the Jews. But first, let me tell you all about how my life got My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air"
> It's just a prank.
My fucking sides are in orbit. Too bad, OP, you didn't get to fuck the ninth grader.
I heard you like 15yrs old girls. I like them too btw.
That's what happens when you don't black out name, OP.
You dumb fucker. She seems like a nice young lady and you were just dead set on hurting her feelings. And the sad part it, you're doing it to mask your own insecurities. You're just so pathetic.
Alicia - if you're reading this now, I'm Brian. I'm writing because you're a female on 4chan - 'tis an awesome thing to see. Don't be afraid of me. I'm not like most guys, if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. Shoot me an email @ firstname.lastname@example.org.