Characters that are most like you
> inb4: Dexter or Hiesenberg be honest with yourselves faggots
Everyone says I look like him cause I'm white with an afro (I'm biracial though) and I sound like him.
bloodthumb the headgehog he fighted a bully (fuck u joordan im not gay) and killed him only used this thumbb
without the medical degree, or nearly the level of poon he gets on this show
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cannibalism is interesting to me, so is psychology and the human mind
Not saying sherlock because I'm smart, I'm anything but that, I'm just a manipulative sociopath
>I'm just a manipulative sociopath
But i really feel like I relate to Dexter a lot. Not because I kill people. Or am good at blood stuff. But because he feels that there are huge parts of his life he can't share. Also, feels as if maybe he was understood a bit better he wouldn't be where he is now
The gunslinger from the dark tower series, my life in a nutshell.
This bitch was pretty spot on personality wise
I identify as a gayer but blacker version of the black allstate insurance dude.
No, I'm not blind, and I'm not a chick.
>cool with anyone
>don't mind being alone
>had one friend in school who leaned on me a lot
>hold anger in until it bursts on someone who doesn't deserve it
Except less of a derp in matters concerning Zeds. Also not married, no kids, probably way less game. Better taste in women though, holy mcdicks... Also PD, not SO.
Survival hobbyist but I work a simple job. Been fucked around by my parents countless times and had my life ruined by them for a time. Stubborn and will always say "Don't tell me what I can't do." Even if I obviously can't do it.
>he's the one that discovers how to kill white walkers
He discovered that they need this really rare expensive thing that no one knows how to make
OR they need this rare, expensive, and fragile thing to kill them that they don't have
the knowledge will probably die with Snow btw
Would you like to have bad taste in women?
Except I'm not ancient, nor do I have a ton of money.
Because I am also just a floating head in half a suit. No but seriously, I'm just as funny.
Dexter is a dumb ass show. What makes a psychopath/sociopath is that they can't differentiate between right and wrong or good and bad, so a sociopathic serial killer that only kills for good reason makes no sense.
My wife and I are literally lilly and Marshal. 99%. It only made the show even better.
Except I didn't go with the law school offers, I went grad school. Bug seriously that's me.
Other friends try to say I'm ruxin from the league, but I don't see it.
>Heisenberg probably gave me the idea to grow shrooms for a while
>Hiro Protagonist from the novel Snow Crash
>he's half Japanese, half black American
>in the real world, he's just a pizza deliverer, on Snow Crash's metaphor for the Internet (the Metaverse) he's a legend
Dante, from Clerks.
>MFW I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Jeff Winger from Community. I put up a charming face, but am secretly suffering from crushing loneliness which I hide by being a smarmy smart-ass to anyone close to me. I too discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough I can make anything right or wrong. While everyone close to me eventually is driven away, contributing to my soul crushing loneliness, it is not due to my personality for some reason, but rather outside influences beyond control. I am also a functioning alcoholic
your life isn't what is cringe worthy, that shitty post where you try to make yourself seem like a deep special snowflake is. Although I'm sure your life is cringe worthy too.
Accurate representation... Just replace the keyboard with a guitar.
Yep, disregard that, I suck cocks.
kowalski or travis bickle
in the quiet and love driving kind of way
Just replace with a Texan accent and those weights with 75lbers. And there ya go.
that really must be difficult
congrats on not kickin the bucket yet
I too always end up in situations I have no business being in
William Miller from Almost Famous.
She's a trust fund baby, so I literally will.
I'm thinking shoreline property on Chesapeake Bay. What do you think?
>never been a divorce in her family ever
>we are bros yet she's my ho
>traveled the world together, exotic and remote
>grew shrooms, did tons of shit, changed her
>she changed me
>I'm 23 and she's 24, and we're already doing it big.
Being guaranteed 3-6m $ when I came from nothing is a crazy concept. I'm incapable of not being Jewish.
Because I hold extreme views but everyone knows Im ultimately right
Even have a black friend in wheelchair
If any of the faggots that say their like Dexter understood what was going on in that show that show they'd realize he isn't killing out of justice, he kills to fulfill the urge to kill and simply targets certain individuals because he's trying to pursue some sort of moral connection that he even admits he doesn't really feel. He just wants to be more "human" than he is capable of. It's a shame more people don't grasp the important concepts of artistic works..
>It's a shame more people don't grasp the important concepts of artistic works
No, what is a shame is the showrunners decided to destroy the series with one of the worst seasons of any show ever along with an objectively stupid and terrible ending.
Fuck Dexter, i'm just the creepy guy with the dirty jokes
like everyone raised by narcissist
disregard shitty caption and file name
>i believe everything i hear on da interwebz
yeah he was a nice guy, NOBODY would ever make shit up about em because they totally liked him
Looks like a faggot
A pathological liar
Hey this seems pretty accurate
in what way am I wrong? If Hitler was a good military leader we would probably still be living under the Nazis.
>hmmmm who's the only country that poses any real threat to us? Russia? Let's invade them. And let's do it during the winter because history has shown that works out pretty well
Hitler was a manlet cuck that was insecure because some faggoty Jew told him his art was shitty and another Jew had railed his mom.
There'd nothing more cringe then a kid who thinks he's bad.
Manipulative sociopaths don't go around calling themselves such to impress folks on the internet Faggot.
You're just an edgy teen with mommy issues
> bust my ass every day in highschool in sports and clasa
> brother is a stoner
> parents couldn't be prouder of him bailed him out every time he goes to jail
> no one attended any football game or highschool graduation
Always felt like Raymonds brother.
I look like him minus the good hair line
>six figure salary, run shit at work, get with good looking women but not 10/10s
>chronic liar in personal life, womanizer, drinker
So basically kind of like him but not really.
I am short, borderline overweight, but i can read. I'm doing well financially but I live a particularly simple lifestyle. I eat a lot of nasty shit, but I'm no stalker and I don't really fuck whores, or at least not anymore. I guess I have charlie's fashions sense and childlike fantasies.
Not that I expect anybody on /b/ to be sophisticated enough to watch PBS.
I'm not saying that show was perfect. I agree there, but a lot of people just fail to realize whats actually going on in TV shows, movies, and books and I feel like for that reason a lot of them are not appreciated for their actual value. But yeah show sucked after season 4
Invading Russia wasn't Hitler's mistake. Also, he didn't invade in the winter. Wars take time and seasons change.
Hitler and the Nazis could have taken Russia if they had been well supplied. The Nazi military started running desperately short on supplies by the Battle of Stalingrad. Instead of supplying his armies in Russia, Hitler ordered that the trains instead be used to transport Jews to concentration camps.
Learn history you nigger-cuck.
Ken from Freaks and Geeks. I'm sarcastic, burnt out, and numb to everything. I don't smoke weed or drink though.
I killed my brother and fucked my sister. Im exactly like him
quite accurate tbh, except for the exaggerated stuff
So you're argument for why invading Russia WASN'T a poor decision was that he was too concerned with his jewcuck obsession to supply his armies invading one of the historically hardest to infiltrate parts of the world?
Richard from Silicon Valley. I'm awkward, have trouble being assertive, am a lonely virgin, am relatively smart, and a computer engineer.