What did the pirate who was fucking his transvestite sex slave say when penis captivus happened and he got stuck mid thrust?
"YAAR CAUGHT IN ME OWN TRAP"
They are elbow stabbers, and yes they are painful to use
a pirate walks into a bar. he has a steering wheel poking out the front of his pants.
he orders a drink and the bartender says "excuse me but I can't help noticing you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly."
the pirate says "aye, an' it's drivin' me nuts."
A grammatically correct captain of a pirate vessel steers his ship into battle when one of his crew members comes running up to him and says "the cannons be ready captain!"
What does a pirate use to keep up his pants?
I bet more girls commented on his photo than have ever commented on any of yours lmao
anywhere you're obviously in high school so just wait it out a few years you fuckign dumb ass
I can't believe people care what young kids are doing. Yeah it's gay, but what the hell do you expect 16 year olds to do online? One day that faggot will look back and realize that was stupid, but we have all done that.
But nothing that queer.
i wonder if he did upgrade before he pulled it out
>MFW I'm Iranian-American.
>MFW my land-lord's a sixty-something year-old Jewess who's been letting me stay at the apartment complex rent-free for the past three years in exchange for the occasional odd job and taking care of her two dogs.
>MFW she left me enough food to feed a small family for several days after Yom Kippur last october.
>MFW she doesn't charge me rent in spite of the fact that I have a decent-paying job and a bachelor's degree.
>MFW we once had a talk about the Israel-Palestine conflict and she said that two problems with Israel were the fact that it considered itself [and by extension, its policies] immune to valid criticism due to the fact >that it considered itself to be - or possess - the voice of the Jewish people, and that it thought the phrase 'never again' only applied to the Jewish people.
>MFW she occasionally calls me "bubalah".
I swear that woman's the closest thing I've had to a grandmother in my life.
So have you boned her yet?
You know she only does those things to get the D
>No one has ever observed it or heard it or felt it.
What the actual fuck?
I've done literally all of those and I don't even work in any field that revolves around electricity or electronics.
>upside down cross
Nigga that's the cross of Saint Peter you're inadvertently supporting Christianity or at the very least saying you're below Christ you dumb fuck
>inb4 that's not actually OP
The one on the right's face looks like a German coastal bunker
Yeah this is the type of shit us Swedes have to listen to every fucking day. Fucked up thing is that these opinions is not shared by alot of people, less than 2%. But our polititians listen to this bullshit and then live by it.
Jesus fuck, her face looks like a zit popping.
dumping my cringe and rage.
it's shit like this that makes me wish the city was a better place, and it's shit like this that makes me wish the Sanders bandwagon would shut the fuck up already. They know how shitty minorities can be, yet they continue to support this man because they want to seem like they care about the "poor and oppressed". Then they walk down the street scared of any minority pass, and sometimes it's with good reason because of people like this.
It's true what they say: you're never more than 6ft from a fag.
Friends, family that doesn't disown him, girlfriend ...... probably because he is so good at disproving gods existence. He is jobless by the way.
But hey ... he can write a rapsong about the injustice of todays politics.
The two worst people they could of got, out of all the high profile cases of kids committing suicide and doing other things due to being cyber bullied by people they know irl, they get two attention whores who probably asked for big paychecks to show.
>TFW your forehead starts accumulating fat.
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER CHIN?
This reminds me of something...
>press L-B while falling to perform a plunging attack.
when people bring the internet into real life.
>MUCH better off than these crazy ass scientist who have no life to begin with. i mean com'on, HES IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR!!
did he just say that he has no life and is not important because he's in a wheelchair
>getting mad at the school
okay, im fine.
>getting mad at your parents and not letting them console you when you're crying.
i rage worse than the fucking knuckles and bat dude who let his mom cry outside his door.
I just laughed so hard I fell out of my chair anon.