Basically, when I was 13-ish, I discovered matrubation. I decided to show that to my cousin. Tldr, downloaded porn on my phone, went to my place, he stayed the night. We masturbated while lying on a bed and watching porn on my phone. No gay shit tho. There was no contact.
I used to physically abuse my ex when we were together. She is the only girl that I ever got so angry with that I started hitting. She is Asian BTW
I'm not that type of guy so I'm not ever telling anyone about this dirty part of my life
>I fucked some bitch with a knife in little rock
>The bitch in little rock, whom I fucked, had a knife
>By means of knife, I fucked a bitch in little rock.
Tbqh fam, ur grammar needs work.
trust me she remember and gonna use it if she need something from you.
I had similar situation, but I told her that breaking leg or arm is not that hard, and she should know what she should remember and what not
>rainy day so they send other guys home
>ask me to help around inside the office
>say yes bc lots of hot girls work in office
>be cleaning bathroom
>9/10 thick milf needs to use the bathroom
>come out so she can go in
>she comes out minute or so later
>I go in and see 3 or 4 droplets of piss remnants on the seat
>close door and proceed to slurp it off
It was a great work day
My family thinks I'm the "innocent" youngest one. They don't know I'm drunk about 80% of the time, including at work, that I do drugs, and that I pick up girls on tinder to slap them around in bed and call them whores and sluts. Kinda goes hand in hand with them not knowing I have horrible depression and bipolar tendencies.
you mean put that in hidden folder in his PC in case he would fire you and you need to take that fag out(by calling fbi and sending from this pc mails with that images from 10min mail)?
I let my older cousin pump my pussy full of cum on the regular..
>partying in town
>had to take a shit
>toilets on bar is gross
>went to sis appartment (she lived 5 minutes away, had her key, she wasn't home)
>was in front of her appartment building
>appartment is on 4th floor, couldnt hold poop no more
>rush to the public bassment room (public washing machine etc)
>took world largest dump in the middle of the floor
>mfwactuallyproud.jpg thats one large pile of poop
>laundry rack with clean clothes beside me
>takes the white Hilfiger polo
>wipe my ass
>giggled and went back to party
Once night I was partying in town and I had to take a huge fucking dump. All the toilets in the bars are gross and my sister lived 5 minutes from town so I wanted to go to her place and take the dump (she wasn't home and I got key). When I was at her appa
I hide in women's toilets and film them on he toilet. Afterwards I always pay a visit to lick up the piss drops or swear on the back of the seat rim.
Additionally if it's a number two I like to taste it by sweeping it of the toilet with my finger. As I'm smelling it I thumb my ass
>Be me 16
>Best Friend get a GF
>Told me that she is Suicidal
>Told him that she is just a Attention Whore
>Got her Number to Text her
>She was a pretty nice Person
>She texted me, that she is Suicidal
>Told her that she has to Prove it
>She send me pics about her Knives and stuff
>Texted her that she is just a Attention whore and that she should fuck off
>She Got Angry and said that she would kill herself now.
>Didnt even respond in this
>Days later, my Friend was Sad and he said that his GF killed herself
She killed herself to prove me that she is Suicidal.
The worst is that they all think I'm weird as fuck for my views on relationships and being kinda /r9k/ mode when it comes to pessimism about that kind of shit. Every time they bring it up they mention how weird it is that a "virgin" is so opposed to dating. I don't know why I continue to lie about it. At 25 it just seems kinda silly but it's like I don't want them seeing inside me.
okay babe, il be on this thread till it goes down, see what u can do, im hard already, or if u wanna do it private we can exchange pics via kik, let me know your username or summit, x
I beat my ex-wife a couple of times. I have had ten to twenty relationships, depending on how you're counting, and she was the only one. I have never once regretted beating her. Not only did she richly deserve it, she pushed me to the point that she should have known what had to happen. She got re-married, and committed suicide right after she had a baby because, well, she just did fucked-up things all the time.
Your tl,dr was longer than your first sentence....
I pooped and peed my diaper in a coffee shop. Then I sat there and let people breath in my stench while I finished my coffee then left. I've used my diaper in public on many occasions actually. Ordering food at McDonald's, Buying stuff at Wal Mart, at the local fair. More than I can count
I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. With the lights out.
1)tortured a small cat by putting a bag on its head and raping it with a metal thingy.
2)fingered a girl who was black out drunk in bed and there was people in the room, pretended to be drunk to get in the bed too.
prolly some other stuff but I forget.
When I was like twelve or thirteen, I used to get in these big crowds at Mardi Gras, where everyone is brushing up against one another. With all that contact, women can't tell if you're feeling their asses or just getting pushed up against them. I'd spot a hot woman, work my way over there, and start feeling her ass. I only got caught once. Woman wheeled around on me, and I looked at her like, "What?" She was almost old enough to be my mother.
This a necessary thing or some sexual degeneracy?
At friends house, friends gf being bitch. Dog did poo on couch I partially hid poo. Outside drinking beers. Friends gf lays on couch. Gets shit all over her. Starts argument with my friend. Me out back smiling watching it all
>pushed me to beat her
>Not breaking up with her before she got you to hate her that much
You insecure faggots afraid to be alone. I hate losers like you. Stop being a bitch.
i had an homossexual sexual experience when i was about 12 and i've been repressing the memory ever since.
it's so repressed that i can't say it actually happened or if it was just a dream.
still, it's the only thing that haunts my existence.
no, i wasn't abused.
Well, there's your problem. Don't get drunk and eat shrooms with your ex. Whore for /b instead. We love you and your cousin-fucking self. Would totally eat your pussy out after you fuck your cousin.
I beat off with a condomed tool handle up my ass. I have never explored it, but I could be a practicing bisexual. It just doesn't fit my personality too well. One thing that fucks me up is that whatever I would get off on with a guy, I always want to do with my female lover. Like if I would cum hard getting fucked in the ass, I am totally into fucking her in the ass. If I would be happy with a dick in my mouth, I want to stick my dick in her mouth. Is there a name for this besides just being a general half-a-fag?
>I have a short attention span
>Please im illiterate and dislike reading anything over 300 characters
You reminded me of a dark time where I was super hostile towards my friends. Holy shit was I a dick. One of my friends was really depressed and needed almost constant support. I got tired of that position where she relies on me for happiness. Got really pissed and told her to fuck off. Right to her face. I shut her down for the rest of the week, and she didn't talk to anybody. At the time, I didn't feel bad and just tried to ignore what I did. I feel like a cunt now.
>friend working security
>his stickler brother is security also
>rail some blow in our room
>stickler bro is DARE fag.
>know hell report.
>put some coke inside his duffle
>DARE fag comes back
>sees me railing coke
>threatens to report me
>ask him why he has coke all inside his duffle
>buried a nut deep in his girl later that day too
>she's prego now
>In HS got drunk with a friend
>learned two things
>not my thing
>my dick was bigger than his
>he even commented (foind out it wasn't his first rodeo)
first and only time I did it, but the ego boost sorta made it worth it.
as i said, i can't remember it fully. or at least i dont want to. but i'm pretty sure it was consensual. it happened more than once i think.
my mind immediately forces these thoughts to disappear when i think of them.
i literally spam my head with "it didn't happen, it was a dream" every time i remember it
>spending the day with uncle
>he asks if I wanna go out
>we go out to a place where they sell toys
>as we're leaving he tells me we need to stop by his friends house
>be at his friends house
>uncle asks me if I like my new toy
>I say YES!
>he says I get to keep him but first I gotta do something for his friend
>he calls me to the bedroom
>tells me to pull my pants down
>I see his friend behind me
>uncle says it's ok and it's safe
>I do as I'm told
>his friend spreads my legs and starts prodding my ass with his dick
>I feel in shock because somehow I know I'm not supposed to be doing this
>uncle shows me my toy and says it will be worth it and I might even like it if I let myself enjoy it
>as he's saying that I feel like I'm taking a shit
>it was his friend entering my ass
>after a while he starts to thrust faster and faster until I feel him grip my hips and squeeze
>he slowly moves away and I feel my ass aching and feel something coming out
>I feel worried cause I thought I shit myself
>uncle says it's not poo and cleans my ass and shows me white liquid
>I'm about to pull my pants on but he says to leave them down
>Uncle comes behind me and puts me on the edge of the bed with my ass still out
>tells me to put my face on the bed and to push my butt up more
>I feel his fingers go from my balls to my ass and circling my hole
>I hear his zipper and next thing I know he slides in
>I hear him talking to his friend while he starts to thrust
>pulls out, tells me to turn around
>notice that my dick is hard for the first time
>I ask him if that's normal
>he says yes, it happens when your "happy"
>I lay on my back and he takes my legs up on his shoulders as best as he can
>Starts thrusting that way, fast and hard
>I start cumming without touching
>feeling worried but good
>I feel him cumming right after I do
>he runs a bath for me
>I clean up
>gives me my toy and tells me we need to talk
>gives me the sex talk
>we go home
I did some stuff over in Afghan that I won't ever tell about. It feels like someone else did it, but it was me. I did two longer tours in Iraq, and nothing I did there came even close.
I trawl the rekt threads looking for something to disgust me, to make me feel human again and normal, but I've got nothing. Got a discharge from the RM, because they say I have a personality disorder now.
I'll never tell what I got up to even on here.
This guy I know always brings up my dick size whenever shit comes up, i'm actually just a bit above average but thick and I'm a pretty short guy so it looks way bigger on someone my size. (He knows because used to play football together in HS so had showered plenty of times). Anyways, I see no reason to correct him cause why would I? Its been like 6 years since then and he still brings it up.
>His Wife asked if I was really big
>I just laugh it off
>She says she has to know
>Fuck his wife
>Start getting facebook messages from random girls I dont know
>She apparently told some of her friends
>I am now fucking like 4 woman, 3 married, 1 engaged
>All cause this dude brings up my dick all the time
my fiance insisted on no kids, demanded it, raved about it
our wedding night, I took off the condom, looked her right in the eyes and shot a load right in her pussy
she cried while I told her I would kill her if she got an abortion
a year and a half later, we're divorced and I am about to get full custody of our kid
ha ha dumb bitch
> faggot using what ever the fuck nouns and adjectives he can come up with to describe his fucking fetishes
I'm primal as fuck, i eat raw meat and drink blood, thrill of the hunt and all that shit
The thing i won't tell people is that I once caught a mouse and when it bit me I just bit it bottom half off, chewed it for a bit and then crushed his skull with my teeth. To this day I still feel the rush of that kill, small as it may be
in a twisted way I do see it as hot now, but I lived with shame and weird fucking feelings about it my hole life. First time I talked about it was with my ex gf and she was the first to tell me it was hot and that I didn't need to feel bad about it. I don't think it was right, but I no longer feel bad that it happened.
Married a man and convinced him that I didn’t want kids.
On our wedding night he looked me t right in the eyes after taking off the condom and shit his load into me.
I turned on the tears as he tried to tell me he would kill me if I got an abortion.
At my bachelorette party I had sex with one of the black male strippers and paid him $1000 to fun inside me.
A year and a half later we’re divorced and my white ex-husband pays me $300 a month in child support and will for the next 17 years.
Stupid mother fucker.
I occasionally post on Craigslist for older guys to fuck my ass. GF doesn't know, and no one would suspect I do this. I just like feeling submissive once in a while, and bring fucked well is an amazing feeling.
Like one or two people. I show my one bud funny shit from here pretty regularly, but play off all the fucked up shit as if I didn't come here for it- but we all know that we're here for that too. First rules are there for a reason... so much for Fight /b/ club.
Hard to explain. I'm not into the pegging thing, and not sure how to bring it up to the gf, although I know there are a lot of girls who are secretly turned on my male on male stuff.
Had same experience with my ex wife. She used to be violent with me all the time and I would just put up with it because I'm man, one night I just back handed her because she wouldn't leave me alone and literally broke down a bathroom door while I was trying to shit just so she could yell in my face about nothing. Went to jail, can't buy guns ever again. Have had about 6 relationships after her, never even came close to physical violence, she got ran over by her boyfriend during an argument, she wouldn't leave him alone and he was trying to leave got in his face and he reversed the car, she got pushed under the open door and her legs went under the tires. Dumb.
Not really. Nothing like that. I do have a few other stories but not like that. Here is one.
>after the situation at my uncles friends house I didn't know how to masturbate so I would rub against things
>maybe karma but my uncle has 4 daughters
>one of them was my age
>we were playing one day and I rubbed against her and I realized I was getting that sensation
>I started to rub more and more against her
>she looked at me and asked why I was doing that
>I told her it felt good
>and as I was saying that I thought I pissed my pants
>rushed to the bathroom and realize that white liquid was all over my underwear
>clean it off and walk back out, keep playing
>days later I remember the sex talk
>she's over the house
>ask her if she wants to play doctor or house
>she says yes
>I start rubbing against her by instinct
>I tell her I want to rub against the middle
>have her on her back on the floor and I basically dry hump her
>I can't handle it anymore, don't know what I'm doing
>tell her to take her pants off
>I take mine off
>rub my underwear against hers
>still doesn't seem right even though it feels good
>I take my underwear down
>not sure why I didn't take hers off
>rub my bare dick against her crotch
>even though I knew what it was I still freaked out a bit because I've never seen that much cum come out
>she acts like she's going to cry because she thinks I peed on her
>I somehow come her down and tell her I was just playing and that it was water
>she eventually gets over it and we continue to play
I went to a bar in hopes of finding and fucking some chicks, but blacked out and I got hit on by a gay dude. Fair enough - I let him blow me. I was and still am kind of disturbed by that as I am straight and only find women attractive. I guess I was just curious and super drunk. FML
>>takes the white Hilfiger polo
>>wipe my ass
You're an awful human being, but the fact it was a white Hilfiger top means that whoever owned it was a WORSE human being, so... You did gods work, anon.
She immediately called the cops and said 'my husband just best me' I took off from the house on foot, she followed and when the cops rolled up to the area, they yelled out the window 'hey' and she yelled back fuck you.... then I got arrested. Dumbest part is that she was violent with me all the fucking time and I never thought to call the cops, I just thought that since I'm a man I just have to deal with it.
haha, fuck I might do that although it feels more trolling then thankful, but damn that might just have to get done. I even know his birthday only because its exactly 14 days before my own.
Youre projecting. Seriously, what are the odds that every person Ive come across from Arkansas would be colossal fuck-ups with horrendous behavior? God dammit I fucking hate Arkansas.
Beat me, not best me. Then got in a fight with a black dude while I was in jail for the night, guy wouldn't shut the fuck up and was continuously taunting and harassing this tubby college kid, after about an hour I told him to shut the fuck up, he stood up and puffed is chest out and gave me a 'what the fuck you say to me' shit, I'm not good at talking shit so I just hit him upside his head, cops came in and dragged him out and put him in a 3x3 cell for the night, wasn't suppossed to be a holding cell, just one of the tiny secure rooms you use to talk to your bail bond person or something
1. You fucked a bitch who had a knife
2. You fucked a bitch with the knife itself
3. You fucked a bitch while equipped with a knife
No, it never comes up. I did end up talking to one of his daughters about it though. I guess his wife was snooping and looked at his phone and found pictures of him in drag, with a cigar in his ass. They were upset obviously and she kinda told me about it and I basically told her that that was nothing new, that he was always fucked up sexually, that he had some major issues and I told her the story and she was in shock and said she was sorry and all that.