So this bitch has been ignoring my messages for 2 years. She finally answers. Help. Dubs. I like her though.
im sorry but that really wont go anywhere, its just going to be frustrating and occupy your minds space....if you must continue, be vaguely dismissive and non committal....dont ever let on you want nudes, never send a dick pic
Ignoring you for 2 years? So you've been stalking a bitch for all that time and never even got the slightest response? AND YOU SAY YOU STILL FUCKING LIKE HER?
Maybe you should just end your life instead of making people deal with your antisocial shit.
Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you should too. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “fedora family” you’re referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people “say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?” Let’s get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too
I was gonna say I was joking but it doesn't matter now. I've never had a gf or even so much as kissed a girl. I'm 27 year old lver weight kissless virgin living with my alcoholic bitch mom who blames me for her divorce and tells me to get a job or get the fuck out of her house everday. I've never had more than one friend and since highschool I've had none. My only friend through school was my cousin who only hung out with me out of pitty. All of his friends used to make fun of me for being fat and dirty. I was picked on relentlessly through out highschool, I eventually learned to isolate myself in my room with only my lap top and my teddy bear. All I have is reddit. This is where I come for comfort. I like to think you people are my friends because I have nobody else. I've never even seen boobs that weren't digital. I never even been close to a girl. I sat in the corner crying my senior prom because I was a fucking loser without a date. I don't know what I'm doing with my life I really don't. I'm sorry for trying to make a joke. I'm bad at everything anyways, at least that's what my mom tells me every night. Sorry.
Yeah sorry guys I'll offer up some ass in my apologies
when it comes to levels omega is above alpha. yet everytime it's said someone has to tip their fedora and prove how smart they are to know it's the last letter.
you're obviously underage b&, so i'll try to keep that in mind:
she's shallow and unintelligent. you're desperate and insecure. you will not have any kind of relationship with her
then again, fucking it up and learning whatever nuances you're equipped to glean from the experience will only serve to make you more socially able, so yeah, do whatever the hell you want
True, but logically that makes no sense for it to be higher, it is the beginning and the end. There isn't an "omega" of a pack, we use the term alpha because it is like the dude leads the pack, and betas are those who fall in line.
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
additionally: lots of the autists in this flipping their shit over your supposed "beta" behavior are simply projecting and hating that they see something in you they try to deny inside themselves. no counterargument plausible
just realize there are always more women. you can't chance upon low-levels forever (or fuck up relationships with the good ones). practice
Don't have more of her but have some ass girls have sent me in the past
You are a disgrace to human kind. If I were given the chance to kill you I wouldn't. No, killing you would just relieve you of this damned world we live in. I would wish immortality on you so you couldn't die with one huge weakness. I would have something built to shove a human sized dildo in your asshole. It would be shoved so violently fast up your hole that you wished for death. And after one million years it will still be torturing you. That's how much I hate you. I hate everything about you and how you manage to act like a pathetic worm that had gotten chopped in half with no one left to care for your squirming body on the ground.
When she stops replying to you, say "I really didn't want to have an actual conversation with you but rather fuck your day since you ignored me for so long"
Works like a charm kek
lemme see dat booty too big for da panties live ;)
I'm sorry I'm the dubs and trips god tonight
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
On the upside OP, you can use this as an icebreaker (if things don't get any worse) tomorrow and act like you were really hammered last night. At this point she's aware that you're sexually attracted to her so MAYBE if you play your cards right you can get some.
It has failed, OP. You are chasing her too much. She should be the one chasing you.
>I'm not drunk I'm just horny as fuck and wanting you
Sorry you guys can't hit dubs but I can with nudes from girls from my past
I'm not saying Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just that his economic policy lead to a 0% unemployment rate and that we should adapt his economic policies to our own models and see what happens.
You know you'd like the diaper I put you in, you'd suck on your pacifier while I jerk my hard cock over your baby face. Maybe we can watch some furry porn before hand to get us in the mood. *insert dick pic*
I'd be salty too if I didn't get to fuck these girls
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches
got my teeth cut the fuck out and replacec with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey downmy fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters
sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me
the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
Sorry for being the king of dubs and ass, I'll leave you with one more ass pic
>I'm sorry I acted this way, my dad just died and I really want a fuck
You're a moron shit like this will make her leave. //
Just be honest and tell me what you think of me, cause I'm trying to work up the courage to ask you something important and it's just all falling apart.
Do it OP.
Get the pussy
I mean I'm glad you're cool with being a cum dump for someone you think is my boyfriend.
To keep this thread alive and interesting. I'll only post
The other day I wan in the a pub dancing next to a really good looking girls so I was like "fuck,what do I do?" So I grabbed the ice out of my drink and drop it to the ground and smash it and then the girl was like:"what the fuck?" and I said:"Hey,I just broke the ice so,how are you?"
>I just want you , fuck your friends. When can we fuck?
we didn't talk in 2 fucking years, i'm obsessed with you, thats why im talking this way, i always wanted you, please just for this once... fuck with me or im going to kill myself
Mfw OP could have fucked this bitch tonight but he committed to the thread.
Ok, sorry about that. I'll be serious.
You're a whore, I hate you and loathe you.
But please, come here, I'll cook you my favorite spaghetti alla carbonara, frankenfurter mit meatloaf, british porridge, we'll watch a Netflix, chill, I'll fuck the brains out of your ass, cum in your mouth, and I'll not murder you and all your faggot friends and family.