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So this bitch has been ignoring my messages for 2 years. She finally answers. Help. Dubs. I like her though.
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>>673160557
There is no help for you op.
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>>673160688
WAAAAAAAAAAAAASTE FAGGOT
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>>673160557
so pathetic.
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>>673160557
why would you like someone who doesnt view you as important enough to speak to in years
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>>673160688
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>>673161035
Her appearance.
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Alright then fuck it lets skip the chat how about you come and let me throat fuck you on my bed?
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>>673161056
How do you think about Niggers?
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How feminine is your penis?

>Pic Related
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>>673161123
Fuck this snooty bitch roll
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>>673161107
Boy do you need to up your standards.
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>>673161123
Rolling for this
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>>673161258
Reroll
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Is it weird my boner is taped to my abs? Don't worry I carry a sock to wipe up the mess every few hours
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>>673161107
im sorry but that really wont go anywhere, its just going to be frustrating and occupy your minds space....if you must continue, be vaguely dismissive and non committal....dont ever let on you want nudes, never send a dick pic
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>>673160557
>So this bitch has been ignoring my messages for 2 years.

this nigga been messaging a girl for 2 years without a reply. Holy fuck the zeta is real
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>>673161299
Winrar!
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>>673161088
wtf is this op your girl? otherwise wasted dubs.

I don't even know what you should say to her. however, already dubs >>673161299
WINRAR
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Do you want to trade Pepe's?
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>>673161299
Winrar!
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>>673161184
Roll
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>>673161361
Wouldn't it be omega?
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>>673161056
Kek
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>>673161143
Winnar
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>>673160557
Ignoring you for 2 years? So you've been stalking a bitch for all that time and never even got the slightest response? AND YOU SAY YOU STILL FUCKING LIKE HER?
Maybe you should just end your life instead of making people deal with your antisocial shit.
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>>673161361
>last letter of greek alphabet is omega

This is so sad, OP's faggotry makes me speechless
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>>673161529
Anon is just believing in a sign of zeta, beyond the hard times of now.
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>>673161299
Beta OP, you must do this, there is no way out, the dubs are trying to help you
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>>673161299
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>>673161492
omega is never used as a negative. fucking christ how many times does that need to be explained
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nigger tongue my anus
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>>673161337
Nice get 1337
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>>673161123
>>673161258
>>673161299
Winrar don't be a poosay Non
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nah I ain't drunk I'm jus lettin u know how I feel bby girl lemme drip a lil nut down ya ear ya feel me
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>>673161691
Are you a frigid bitch? We didn't talk in like two years, so we could also just have some fun and do stuff instead of whatever this is
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>>673161361
I didn't message her every day. More like 1 time a month when it seemed she wasn't busy.
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>>673161778
This
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>>673161778
top fuckin kek
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>>673161790
roll
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im nut
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>>673161691
OP, what have you been doing with this girl?
If dubs
2 years is a long time, now respond to the offer, it's one time only
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>>673161778
this
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>>673161691
Nah I'm not drunk I just love you so much. Will you marry me?
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>>673161797
you stalking her too?
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>>673161836
Reroll
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>>673161691
Nope just horny and you clearly don't want to talk. Figured we could put that mouth to better use.
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>>673161790
OP do something against this faggotry. this.
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>>673161691
Nah I ain't drunk, now lemme get nuts up in your guts whilst you call me daddy, cmon a nigga just wants to bust a nut
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>>673161924
Roll
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>>673161778
Rolling for this
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>>673161696
Just saying it is the end, besides the two terms in this context between alpha and beta don't come explicitly from the Greek alphabet, but it is a colloquialism we adopted
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Ney
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ROOOOOOOOOLL
>>673161790
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>>673161790
Roll
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Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you should too. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “fedora family” you’re referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people “say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?” Let’s get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too
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>>673161910
No, I mean, when I see her posting online. I don't have to stalk her to see that.
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>>673161988
>hahaha wasted
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>>673161988
Fuck you man
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>>673161988
YOU FAGGOT! WASTED DUBS

I want to see that>>673161790
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>>673161691
Baby, I just love you so much. I'd do anything for you. I want to be your slave.
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Yes I am drunk, we still need to catch up
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>>673161797
So you stalked her in order to know the best time to stalk her? Jesus man
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>>673160557
dude shes fucking bored and has nobody else to talk to right now.
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>>673161988
Op, despite the unfortunate circumstance of these dubs, you must use them.
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>>673161924
Roll for the honesty
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>>673161988
Wow I'm sorry for my wasted dubs OP
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>>673162017
>2017 getz
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>>673161988
Fucking faggot
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>>673161988
I swear to god op, don't send anything out of context like this, just ruins the thread
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>>673161790
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>>673161988
Ugh
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>>673160557
I dont need to read rest of it. What I see from here, you are a crying baby.
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You're cute! After I kill you, I'm gonna rape your corpse!
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>>673161790
Rerolling for this
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I was gonna say I was joking but it doesn't matter now. I've never had a gf or even so much as kissed a girl. I'm 27 year old lver weight kissless virgin living with my alcoholic bitch mom who blames me for her divorce and tells me to get a job or get the fuck out of her house everday. I've never had more than one friend and since highschool I've had none. My only friend through school was my cousin who only hung out with me out of pitty. All of his friends used to make fun of me for being fat and dirty. I was picked on relentlessly through out highschool, I eventually learned to isolate myself in my room with only my lap top and my teddy bear. All I have is reddit. This is where I come for comfort. I like to think you people are my friends because I have nobody else. I've never even seen boobs that weren't digital. I never even been close to a girl. I sat in the corner crying my senior prom because I was a fucking loser without a date. I don't know what I'm doing with my life I really don't. I'm sorry for trying to make a joke. I'm bad at everything anyways, at least that's what my mom tells me every night. Sorry.
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>>673162037
>>673162041
>>673162063
>>673162124
>>673162156
Yeah sorry guys I'll offer up some ass in my apologies
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>>673161778
roll
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>>673161878
Roll
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>>673161778
Roll
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>>673161924
This. Just fucking dominate her. Make her feel like she did something wrong.
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>>673161988
when it comes to levels omega is above alpha. yet everytime it's said someone has to tip their fedora and prove how smart they are to know it's the last letter.
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>>673161691
I'm not drunk, I just want to Savage your pussy and creampie you
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>>673162266
wwwwwwwwinrar
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>>673161333
10/10 trips here dont ignore
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>>673162266
WINRAR

Also ty for rolling for my idea ;)
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>>673162266
>>673162311

YEESS
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>>673160557
you're obviously underage b&, so i'll try to keep that in mind:

she's shallow and unintelligent. you're desperate and insecure. you will not have any kind of relationship with her

then again, fucking it up and learning whatever nuances you're equipped to glean from the experience will only serve to make you more socially able, so yeah, do whatever the hell you want
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Your a gay boy
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>>673162333
Trips win over everything, post op
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>>673162307
Moar ?
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I'm going to tear off bits of your skin and knit them together with your veins and tendons to create flesh condoms which I will then use to rape you with
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>>673162333
trips has spoken
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Has OP abandoned us?
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>>673162307
Yo I'm a fan of this ass thank you.
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>>673161333
fuckin trips, OP check that shit
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>>673162334
True, but logically that makes no sense for it to be higher, it is the beginning and the end. There isn't an "omega" of a pack, we use the term alpha because it is like the dude leads the pack, and betas are those who fall in line.
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op is a fag?
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>>673162500
Wasted
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>>673162468
Roll
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>>673162553
>buh bye
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>>673162333
Trips takes priority lets go OP
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>>673162553
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off. Literally saying not a fucking word to you and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me just fucking talking shit in all chat? Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole. So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion like you're fucking sitting over there like, oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you. Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole? Hormonal? Kid you're a fucking bullshitter. You're a fucking bullshitter. Go fuck yourself. You ain't fucking nothing. You ain't fucking anyone. You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about. That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards, has your fucking panties in a bunch for what? For what? For fucking what kid? Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you. Literally go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for because I'm gonna tell you right now, you don't stand for shit kid. You don't stand for fucking shit. Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid go find a fucking friend to talk to, right? Because you can't fucking talk to me, you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person. You ain't fucking real kid. You ain't fucking real. You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid. So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends. Alright? You can make some fucking friends because "Oh, this guy's hormonal," pffft "Uh I'm gonna mute him," pffft fuck off. You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid. Never fucking forget it.
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>>673162359
additionally: lots of the autists in this flipping their shit over your supposed "beta" behavior are simply projecting and hating that they see something in you they try to deny inside themselves. no counterargument plausible

just realize there are always more women. you can't chance upon low-levels forever (or fuck up relationships with the good ones). practice
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>>673162553

The fact that she's responded twice with more than single word answers tells me she's into this
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>>673162553
no hope left OP
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>>673162553

time for this now >>673162311
!!!
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>>673162567
>>673162334
Fucking stop faggots, lest you waste dubs
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>>673162553
Bitch, i can be honest like this when I'm drunk, so take the offer and come over so i could make you cum all over
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>>673162453
>>673162503
Don't have more of her but have some ass girls have sent me in the past
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>>673162553
I'm not drunk I'm just horny as fuck and wanting you
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>>673161778
roll for now
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>>673162553
Bitch Nigger fuck you
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>>673162553
> latino detected
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>>673162807
re roll
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>>673162777
Niggerrrr
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>>673160557
>Been messaging her for 2 years straight
>Thinks she´s the problem
On a completely unrelated note, I have some fresh bleach for a really fair price, just for you!
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>>673162811
winrar
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>>673162796
roll
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Slow down with the wins, guys.
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>>673162796
Reroll
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You are a disgrace to human kind. If I were given the chance to kill you I wouldn't. No, killing you would just relieve you of this damned world we live in. I would wish immortality on you so you couldn't die with one huge weakness. I would have something built to shove a human sized dildo in your asshole. It would be shoved so violently fast up your hole that you wished for death. And after one million years it will still be torturing you. That's how much I hate you. I hate everything about you and how you manage to act like a pathetic worm that had gotten chopped in half with no one left to care for your squirming body on the ground.
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>>673162811
WINRAR :^)
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Op should send a dick pic to her
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Well she said to message him back. If OP gets his autism under controll he actually has a chance with her
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I'm sorry, I've had too much to drink tonight, its been making me think a lot about you. I've always had feelings for you, and it's all coming back right now.
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>>673161924
>>673162333
>>673162553
Now is the perfect time to follow up with the TRIPS winrar that you are required to send.
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>>673162553
I just want to fuck your mouth with my micropenis plz plz
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>>673162811
DONT RUIN THE THREAD OP
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>>673162777
Wow I'm on fire, trips too
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>>673162796
roller
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>>673162811
lol
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>>673162826
She's white, actually.
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>>673162553
When she stops replying to you, say "I really didn't want to have an actual conversation with you but rather fuck your day since you ignored me for so long"
Works like a charm kek
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>>673162890

Dude she wants it, push deeper
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>>673162811
rollr
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>>673162796
Rolling
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>>673162811
OP you get to call someone Bitch Nigger. Do it
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>>673163021
NIGGER
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>>673162923
Rolling fag
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>>673162968
Roll
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>>673162866
You hit dubs with that nigger
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>>673163088
Winrar, report op
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>>673163088
Win!
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>>673163088
win
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>>673162890
She wants the D
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>>673162890
s-sorry
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>>673163063
Are you retarded? Rolling something that already got dubs? wtf
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>>673163088
Fags, he already said he wasn't drunk
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>>673162987
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dont push it? im going to push mah dick in ur ass girl dont deny it
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Op send her nudes
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>>673162890
This response straight up tells me she's into it. She's responding because she likes being talked to like a whore.
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>>673162968
Rawlll
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>>673163200
STAHP WITH DUBS
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>>673162811
>Bitch Nigger fuck you
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>>673162890
laugh it up, bitch. I'll push my dick right in that fuckhole you call an ass
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>>673163222
HOLY TRIPS, OP DO IT!
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>>673163200
Wow I got fucking dubs again guys
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>>673163222
WINRAR!
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>>673162890
>>673163200
lemme see dat booty too big for da panties live ;)
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>>673163222
haahahaha yes
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>>673161123
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>>673163222
Winner!
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I have printed out a picture of you to which I masturbate, cumming in a jar and holding tight on to it when going to sleep.
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>>673161778
>rolling for this
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>>673163308
Nope
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>>673163308
Fuck off
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>>673163293
OP U DUNN FUCKED UP FUCK YOU
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>>673163283
I'm sorry I'm the dubs and trips god tonight
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>>673163293

Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it.
Every ear I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid £30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them
So in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy, etc.
haha, the most satisfying thing is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift and that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
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>>673163088
Winner
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On the upside OP, you can use this as an icebreaker (if things don't get any worse) tomorrow and act like you were really hammered last night. At this point she's aware that you're sexually attracted to her so MAYBE if you play your cards right you can get some.
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Why would you fuck with a girl who ignores you for that long...if a girl doesn't want your penor, you move on to the next
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It has failed, OP. You are chasing her too much. She should be the one chasing you.
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>>673163431
You're the faggot God tonight
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Who cares if I'm drunk or not just come hop on this dick like you know you want to. Don't fucking act like you don't want it.
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>>673162796
>I'm not drunk I'm just horny as fuck and wanting you
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>>673160557
You have to see this.
>>673160557
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I jerk off to your profile pics. Imagine me spraying a load onto my chest managing it was yours. Do you like that baby?
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>>673163521
>send dick pick

>>673163578
and say that
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Do you like anime?
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>>673163521
Suck my micropenis bitch!
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>>673163378
>>673163397
Sorry you guys can't hit dubs but I can with nudes from girls from my past
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>>673163521
Bb I luv you pls come fun my ass
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>>673163505
Rolol
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I'm not drunk, let's just get together and have a good time. You know you'd enjoy it
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>>673161402
Roll
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Show me where you poo from
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I'm not saying Hitler wasn't a bad guy, just that his economic policy lead to a 0% unemployment rate and that we should adapt his economic policies to our own models and see what happens.
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>>673163632
Stfu and keep sucking on your bf's cock
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>>673163578
Imagining* and reroll
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>>673163521
It's not my fault you look so good also want to trade rare pepes? i like anime
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spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman spiderman
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>>673163667
Roll
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>>673163711
WINRAR Hitler
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>>673161878
reroll
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>>673163711
Rip, gg guys
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>>673163628
Roll
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>>673163711
WINRAR
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>>673163505
Roll for this but add this pic
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>>673163486
More ass to make up for it?
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>>673163222
>dont push it? im going to push mah dick in ur ass girl dont deny it
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Seriously, we need to fuck. Like now.
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i have this weird thing i like to do where we fuck in milk then we fall asleep in the milk so the next day we smell like SHIT
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>>673163667
Roll
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bitch u betta catch up to a real one my nut drippin down my knee already from just lookin at ya profile if u dont catch deez sperms u gon catch DEEZ HANDS
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>>673163801
Forgot pic.
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>>673163711
So people like to watch threads burn
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>>673163802
Reroll
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>>673163800
Keep getting your asshole reamed faggot
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>>673163711
Kek
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>>673163711
No don't post this even though it is key worthy
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>>673163820
reroll
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>>673163850
Reroll
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>>673163842
yes i is serious
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>>673161056
Well, this is over before it began.
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You know you'd like the diaper I put you in, you'd suck on your pacifier while I jerk my hard cock over your baby face. Maybe we can watch some furry porn before hand to get us in the mood. *insert dick pic*
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>>673163842
Shes warming up
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>>673163842
>>
>>673163842
Yes bb
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>>673163842
Do bears shit in the woods? Is the pope pedophile?
Of fuckin course i'm serious
>>
>>673160557
you know you want mah dack
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>>673163842
send dick pic faggot
>>
>>673163842
If this is real, op forget the thread and get laid. But since it obviously isn't, you were so close op
>>
I fap my dingle to the thoughts of your muff brushing against my cheek
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>>673163714
I'd be salty too if I didn't get to fuck these girls
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>>673163795
This anon. Now.
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>>673163842
Yeah it might be an inch, but it's an angry inch!
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roll
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>>673163842
Bitch don't hesitate, let's corpulate
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>>673163842
HAHAHA she keen for that D
if dubs get say "Yeah I'm as serious as my dick is hard"
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>>673163912
Reroll
>>
I'm dead fuckin serious aye 3 6 mafia in dis hoe
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>>673163842
Ofc i'm serious, now drop what you're doing and come over, this cock aint gonna suck it self
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I'm sorry I acted this way, my dad just died and I really want a fuck
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>>673163999
WINRAR TRIPS
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>>673163950
rell
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>>673164009
Reroll
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>>673163999
what a waste of trips
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>>673163950
roll
>>
>>673164036
kek roll
>>
>>673163999
Trips! Make it interesting
>>
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>>673163711
>>
>>673164036
This. Reroll.
>>
I wanna fuck you like a tilapia (ITS A TYPE OF FISH)
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>>673163453

Roll
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>>673164059
Reroll
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>>673164036
ROLLERINO
>>
i'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin motherfucker you skinny faggots wanna talk food lets fuckin talk food you pussy bitches

got my teeth cut the fuck out and replacec with teflon coated titanium bitch i got a thirteen million dollar artificial intelligence bionic swallow muscle designed by nasa that can straight push an unplucked turkey downmy fuckin throat fuckin feet and all you fuckin busters

sometimes i order like three four double quarter pounders and walk out into the parking lot and just start cold whippin em at passing police cars i don't give a shit nigga the cops know i eat taser electricity like a german nigger eat mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me

the sun don't set bitch i just get hungry at dusk
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>>673164036
Rolling
>>
>>673164093
C'mon, let's make this thread great again
>>
Я хочу, чтобы придерживаться мой маленький пенис внутри вашего влагалища и сперма ребенка
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>>673163999
Fucking retard it's copulate
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>>673163842
Did I fucking stutter? Your ass + my dick. Now.
>>
Look I'm sorry for the shenanigans but can you just tell me straight, are you into me? Cause I'm definitely into you. And drunk or not my feelings for you shall remain forever.
>>
ima guy, ur a girl y not? send pussy pic pls
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>>673164092
Fuck you, op, you were about to get some
>>
love sucks

https://vimeo.com/145356708
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>>673164177
the end times have come
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>>673164036
pls
>>
>>673164168
Reroll
>>
>>673164177
Win from my post. Kek this should be good
>>
>>673164092

Totally broke the flow man, she actually asked if you were serious
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>>673164092
Let's get back on track, come over and I'll fuck you til you can't move
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>>673164190
reroll
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>>673164241
Reroll
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>>673164191
thank you
>>
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>>673164092

faggot op
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>>673163795
This. Reroll
>>
Show me your clitless pussy. You are circumcised right?
>>
I've always loved you
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>>673164092
sorry wrong chat,
Back to where we were, i wanna fuck you. seriously.
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>>673164281
Reroll
>>
>>673163950
rollo
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>>673164177
Win
>>
>>673164268
Roll
>>
>>673164203
Reroll
>>
yes im serious. lets just fuck.
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>>673164317
roll
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i really like this picture
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>>673163999
>Bitch don't hesitate, let's corpulate
>>
>>673164177
this
>>
rape or sex? whats it gonna be?
>>
>>673164352
Roll
>>
>>673163453
Roll
>>
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>>673163800
>>673163874
Sorry for being the king of dubs and ass, I'll leave you with one more ass pic
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>>673164190
this
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>>673164312
reroll
>>
>dick pic.
>>
>>673164317
roll to save this beta fuck
>>
Sorry about that wrong message. But yeah I really want to fuck you
>>
>>673164317

>>673164352
roll for either
fuck her good op
>>
>>673164364
stfu faggot
>>
Nah, jk. but seriously... lets fuck
>>
>>673164376
She obviously wants it op, just go for it
>>
>>673164268
Rolling
>>
>>673164411
fucking winrar
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>>673164376
Then laugh already ._.
>>
>>673164395
Nice picture of your boyfriend
>>
look be real with me for a sec. Are you into me? Cause I'm into you, I just have to drown out my real feelings with nonsense so ignore the rest of what I say save for this.
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>>673164433
Winrar
>>
>>673164433
win
>>
>>673164433
winrrar dubdubs!
>>
>>673164433
Winrar
>>
>>673164313
Rolling
>instant nudes
>>
My dad didn't really die, I'm just trying to calm you down. This isn't a serious thing, we can just fuck and it doesn't have to be serious
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>>673164450
Rolll
>>
cuckold.jpg
>>
u got hair on nipps?
>>
i apologise. i should never have said those things to you fair maiden. i would love nothing more than to give you a kiss on your sweet hand.
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>>673164455
great job asshat
>>
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART
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>>673164411
winrar
>>
Fuck! So many gets alow down people
>>
>>673160557
Girl keeps you hanging, now sniffs around to see if you are still interested. Have fun being her bitch.
>>
>>673164411
WINRAR
>>
>>673164479
I get it dude, you're gonna jerk off to these girls pics later. But at least be cool about it
>>
I'm really sorry about your dad. Let me make you feel better you cunt
>>
If i wasn't serious would I be this hard?
>ur own dick pic
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>>673164558
Haha u fag
>>
>dickpic.jpg
>>
This is the part where I make you cum like a waterfall
>>
>>673164616
Rollin for this
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>>673164558
GTFO!!
and WINRAR!
>>673164433
>>
>>673164411
Fuck yes. This will get it back on track
>>
>dothedick.webm
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>>673164376
No no I am serious I just come out with stupid shit like that because all my blood is rushing from my head to my dick
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>>673164655
Winrar!
>>
I often think about what it would be like to get fucked by midgets. Do you!???
>>
Let's slow down a bit so op can catch up, I just want to fuck
>>
>>673164411
Win
>>
>>673164600
As cool as it is being a cum dumpster for your boyfriend faggot
>>
>>673164616
This
>>
>>673164701
Lol roll
>>
OP REPORT!
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>>673164411
Fuckin winrsr
>>
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>>673164036
>I'm sorry I acted this way, my dad just died and I really want a fuck
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>>673164655
this +>>673164411
>>
This thread will soon hit its limit
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>>673164177
this.
then this
>>673164433
>>
>>673162553
At least she said message me back. That's something.
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You know you want this baby

Send the pic too
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>>673164713
You're a moron shit like this will make her leave. //
Just be honest and tell me what you think of me, cause I'm trying to work up the courage to ask you something important and it's just all falling apart.
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>>673164780
What the fuck op
>>
>>673164780
oh shit what
>>
>>673164780
Oh shit
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>>673164780
Do it OP.
Get the pussy
>>
I would very much like to let loose an orgasm inside of your body. Perhaps I will impregnate you. It is those little uncertainties that make life worth it.
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>>673164701
Rollll
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>>673164780
Alright, but I only talk to girls I fornicate with, so we'll have to, you know.
>>
>>673164519
Roll, or just send to keep it going
>>
>>673164780
Can you come over? I really need somebody right now
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>>673164780
OP has like 5 messages to go through, calm down people we need to wait
>>
>>673164616
Thisssss
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>>673164780
can i bring my dildos?
>>
>>673164861
it looks like it'll snap so easily.
>>
>>673164780
fuck you i dont need your sympathy u cunt as if u ever cared about my dad. all i need from u rite now is to shut the fuck up and take my load
>>
Alright i'll talk to you later then
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>>673164780
>wat ._.

Okay sure! :) Txt me details
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>>673164907
Rolling for this.
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>>673164861
rerolling in the D
>>
>dick.jpg
>>
>>673164920
Mike Tyson roll
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>>673164743
I mean I'm glad you're cool with being a cum dump for someone you think is my boyfriend.
>>
>>673164780
The only cumming I'll be doing is in that sweet ass of yours
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>>673164780
Can someone direct me to the wins? I can't find all of them. Too much win.
>>
I WANT OP TO REPORT TO US FASTER!!!
>>
>>673164780

It was supposed to be this!!!>>673164411
>>
I'm sorry, I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer and I just need to feel close to someone. Please let me show you my penis.
>>
>>673165012
roll
>>
>>673165044
Wwwwiinnraar
>>
>>673165044
>>
winz
>>
>>673164997
reroll
>>
>>673165044
winrar
>>
bitch u know im coming u best prepare dat ass cuz imma eat it like a maniac
>>
Did I say my dad? I meant your dad
See u at the main place
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>>673165055
Fuck why do you keep doing this?!
>>
>>673165041
Thought you were leaving faggot. Couldn't resist? Jew
>>
SOMEONE MAKE NEW THREAD
>>
>>673164975
roll
>>
>>673164780
Also, the main place is a plaza in anaheim.
>>
>>673165055
Win.

Also, roll for this
>>673164907
>>
>>673165055
totally ruined man
>>
>block her
>>
>>673165055
hahahaha
>>
>>673165055
Lol winrar
>>
>>673165055
Winnar
>>
This is going nowhere Fuck it I'm out.
>>
I just want you , fuck your friends. When can we fuck?
>>
I'll go, but since we last talked I became a transgirl, i need help with an estrogen shot, if you help me I'll suck someone's dick for you.
>>
>>673165155
that and it's basically last call so whythefuck
>>
aye b im cumin le me make u my main b
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>>673165034
Do it do it Rolling
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>>673165177
>totally ruined man
ruins other dubs
>>
>>673165281
Rollin for dis
>>
>>673164780
Sounds good but wouldn't you rather come over to mine and watch some anime?
>>
>>673165246
Roll
>>
>>673165281
rooll
>>
>>673164376
I can't be serious AND have a sense of humor?
>>
>>673165333
WINRAR!!
>>
>>673165333
HOLY TRIPS, DO IT NOW FAGGOT
>>
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>>673165055
To keep this thread alive and interesting. I'll only post
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>>673165034
Send ur urs op cos this gonna be dubs CHECKEM
>>
you know virgins are no good in the middle of too many people...can it just be the two of us, a candle light and a condom?
>>
I like whats going on here
>>
how the fuck has it been this many dubs and trips damn b
>>
>>673163795

OP, send this for fuck sake and say something like "so?"
>>
>>673163293
Is that a dude?
>>
>>673164780
HOLY FUCK DID I JUST GET OP SOME PUSSY
>>
>>673165450
Send a dick pic now
>>
>>673165450
>673164655
OP Wheres my Winrar?
>>
>>673165450
But now it's dead! She not interested at all now, how can we save this
>>
>>673165344
Oh shit dick pic WINRAR
>>
i want to write you now, only so you'll know how I really feel.
>>
The other day I wan in the a pub dancing next to a really good looking girls so I was like "fuck,what do I do?" So I grabbed the ice out of my drink and drop it to the ground and smash it and then the girl was like:"what the fuck?" and I said:"Hey,I just broke the ice so,how are you?"
>>
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>>673165246
>I just want you , fuck your friends. When can we fuck?
>>
>>673165450
No I need your vagina to cuddle my micropenis plz plz
>>
>>67316533
Holy trips
>>
>>673165450
>>673164411

OP what the fuck. You skipped my dubs
>>
send tha d
>>
>>673165585
What was it, man. I can't keep up with all this.
>>
At this point I'd like to say that I have geared up for a mall shooting if you are up for it
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>>673165600
that's what you'll say when you see my wee willy
>>
make a new thread
>>
>>673165658
This is the part where I make you cum like a waterfall
>>
OP u really pick the worst dubs fuckin dumbass
>>
Dang op playing with a girls emotions like that she will never talk to you again when she finds out youre not dying.
>>
Rip it's dead
>>
>>673165600
I really really really want to show you my micropenis
>>
>>673165558
lol she subtly telling him to fuck off and that she thinks he's off his face soooo no definitely not
p.s you're a faggot
>>
>>673165601
>fuk your friends. When can we fuck?
reroll
>>
>>673165589
Send it OP
>>
>>673165450
we didn't talk in 2 fucking years, i'm obsessed with you, thats why im talking this way, i always wanted you, please just for this once... fuck with me or im going to kill myself
>>
Send a fucking dick pic already
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>>673165741
Roll
>>
>>673165784
Lol roll
>>
>>673165744
Winrar
>>
please stop treating me like a drunk dumbass, i'm trying to be honest
>>
>>673165762
Rawling
>>
>>673163711
Skip these dubs.
>>
>>673165592
If dubs Op must send this
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>>673165877
winrar
>>
>>673165877
Winrar
>>
get cancer
>>
>>673165744
Skip this faggot
>>
threads dead famingos
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>>673165600
Please let's just fuck. I want to release all this stress and tension. And your pussy is the only thing I wanna cum in
>>
>>673165784
roll
>>
>>673165344
WINNNNNEER WINNNNEERR CHICKENN DINNER LETS GO WINRARRRRR SPAGHETTI MAN SEND THAT DICK OF YOURS WOOOOO
>>
>>673165784
ROLLLL
>>
>>673165972
Reroll
>>
>>673165841
Roll
>>
So you voting for trump?
>>
>>673165744
i fucked up, but oh well OP lost his chance after failing when she said are you serious
>>
>>673165999
>trips checked, do it op
>>
>>673164411 Op you skipped this dubs with the dick pic, sent some stupid depressing bullshit, and now ruined how good this was going. What the fuck.
>>
>>673166001
Reroll
>>
>>673165999
>>673165999
WINRAR!
>>
>>673164061
Same could be said about your post boi pussy.
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>>673163795
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Mfw OP could have fucked this bitch tonight but he committed to the thread.
>>
>>673166102

NO FUCKING WAY LOL
>>
>>673166102
my dad sent this to me before he died :(
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>>673166102
Wat
>>
>>673166102
mate this is the hail Mary
>>
Op we need you to make a new thread and keep this alive
>>
>>673165999
bitchass OP if u dont send this shit I swear
>>
>>673165999
winrar
>>
>>673166102
hahahahaha out of context ? u sav
>>
>>673166148
roll
>>
Ok, sorry about that. I'll be serious.
You're a whore, I hate you and loathe you.
But please, come here, I'll cook you my favorite spaghetti alla carbonara, frankenfurter mit meatloaf, british porridge, we'll watch a Netflix, chill, I'll fuck the brains out of your ass, cum in your mouth, and I'll not murder you and all your faggot friends and family.
>>
>>673165999
SEND THIS NEXT OP
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>>673166102
She won't respond. She hasn't look at the message.
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>>673166148
boll
>>
>>673166102
Haha goddamnit include the text!!!
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