>You're welcome to try requests or RP
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't fuel bait or shitposting
>Please hide and report spam
>Repost only when asked
>Visit >>>/ic/ if you want to study art
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
Requesting anything of my beloved waifu, Pvt Sparkle.
She's an adorable anthropomorphic hamster called "trynnie". She's 100% pure of heart to a nearly childish level, and a heavily religious/spiritual hero. She'll threaten to tattle on you if you cuss around her…
She fucks up bad guys with bows and arrows and battle axes.
Her race is innately tempted to steal and pickpocket; it's hardwired in their brains and they don't really mean to. They're just pretty animalistic and simple. Everyone in their universe doesn't view them as criminals for it though, they think it's sort of part of the charm.
Trynnie grow to be about five feet tall on average, and they live in a tree village ala ewoks.
i request to all drawfag to re-create this, but with you avatar
Why would any sane man want to be a women, being a man you don't get pregnant, no periods, no menopause, your more logical than emotional. The only way it'd be good to be female is that masturbating would feel better with a pussy
taking dumb, ridiculous, or otherwise interesting requests
Yeah I think
I'M TRIGGERED BY OP TEXT!!
THIS SI WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!
STOP OPPRESSING ME WITH YOUR COMMON SENSE SUGGESTIONS
Requesting Minnie Mouse wearing a diaper under her skirt and hoping that no-one notices.
Optional: everyone notices it, they just don't want to say anything.
>wan play smash?
>Edward Gein, a real life serial killer, who kidnapped and killed women, in order to create a female body suit, and live as a female.
>Did he hate women? no,
>kidnapped and killed women
>>Did he hate women? no,
I feel rusty.
I'm sorry if my burnt face sickens you.
>/r/ that you draw a Duskwing from Starbreak in your style.
I'm not one to do request cuz I feel like Id butcher it. I might do it,dont hold me to it though.
>try not to bump requests too often
Like the sword does posting his request almost all day?
>don't fuel bait or shitposting
Like sword, or entity and friends do every day?
>repost only when asked
OH LIKE ----- do every day
Do you..I mean really. Do you see where I'm going with this?
>masturbating in class
>scroll past a furry
>teacher sees me
I haven't seen his general request in maybe 3 days after that one guy spammed when he posted it. Probably decided to let us not have spammed threads and just ask the occasional artist directly on here like Quinn for the current OP.
>i want to remain a male, but be treated like a girl
The only reason you feel this way is because you have a 7 inch pencil dick in a world where girth matters. You couldn't hit the walls of a vagina if you tried so you're giving up on being a man and going for greener grass.
>does he still come here or was he pushed out by people calling him a faggot every 3 seconds
He lurks. He was only called a faggot because he earned it in each and every thread.
>fapping to vanilla hentai in bathroom
>dropping a deuce at the same time
>scroll past furry
>teacher sees me
Requesting Kitty Katswell in a really thick diaper and footie pajamas.
Hopefully, because that boy can be trigger easier than average tumblria
yall gon keep shitposting or do you want something drawn
What was the other request?
i honestly didn't mind him. he just unfortunately took the bait to easily. But hey, i have no room to talk.
evenin' what can i get for you tonight?
That guy was a fucking moron but at least he was trying to draw which is more than I can say for the sword and the shitposters. 140+ something drawings and he hasn't done a one for himself.
I mean him reposting deliveries and shitposting things of his avatar people draw for him, he doesn't even draw his own garbage most of the time.
Yeah, I know.
>requesting undead/devil/monster qts for my unholy harem.
Watch out, this ones a biter
Also taking requests
>Still try to fuel shit post
nigger, stop. thread is almost good.
Draw qt kahl doing lesbo stuff with azure
i found it strangely calming, with the long static shots and general slow dreamy actions
you might like it, you might not
it's a slow, artsy film
If you were really oppressed or "trans" or wanted to be the opposite sex, whatever they call it, you wouldn't be comfortable with the anatomy you have. You're a fake and a moron. You don't just wake up and want to be a woman because you think life will be easier. I think you're some bitch who cannot admit that his life sucks and thinks it's easier to blame other people than man up and live his own life.
i dont have a problem with slow films, amadeus is three hours long and has slow pacing but i love that movie
as for artsy, it depends how pretentious it is
i'll check it out later maybe
I'm not really for or "get" the PC shit about traps and trannies but I'm pretty damn sure this guy isn't one. Something has to be really uncomfortable for a dude to want to get rid of his dick or whatever. Those people have real medical issue and don't just want to be a woman to make "life easier" that's bs. Bishop and the gay faggots in the threads polluting /b/ do not represent those people who have real troubles. They're perverts and sad pieces of shit.
Then he's belittling people who have actual damn medical and physical issues with himself and being an attention whore. Who the hell is that CNFM guy anyways? How long has he been here?
Requesting Shima from Planet Dolan going through the stages of needing to pee, as follows;
1. Completely empty
2. A few drops, but still pretty much empty
3. Might be able to get a stream going, but still doesn't need to go.
4. Okay, might need to go a little
5. Slight pressure in bladder, but can hold it
6 Need becoming more noticeable
7. Bladder starting to hurt a little
8. Okay, I gotta GO!
9. Oh fuck, I'm gonna piss my pants!!!
10. ... oops...
Hey everyone I'm back from the sto--
god dammit you guys
Sup thread how's it going?
And what the fuck happened in this thread?
how is life going?
- and yeah, thread got "Diek"
chris is doing the same thing that that guy with the dirty skin and fishnet stockings did, but with the shit that comes with chris added with it. i can't tell which one i hate more.
What a fucking moron.
But you cannot be saying shit like that you would get sex reassignment surgery just to get treated better like a woman. That's fucked up and that's not a reason to get that done. I know I saw you posting that you paid a "trans" or whatever person to have sex with you for kiks and if that wasn't bad enough you're psychotic to think that you can just change that and have that identity. You can't. You're not LGBT whatever, you're just a sad delusional faggot who won't take a hint and sod off. Stop trying to put yourself in the limelight and belittling other people. If you were about equality or whatever fucking shit you preach, you wouldn't be here all day and you would be out doing something for someone besides yourself. Do us all a favor and an hero.
Exams totally kicked my butt today and I'm really tired so I'm gonna take a rest and lurk for a while before I do requests.
Thanks for being understanding.
Don't even worry bud.
Remember, just the passing of hard times
>get sex reassignment surgery
Not getting a sex change
>Do us all a favor
Do me a favor and stop giving me gender roles :D
And fuck deadpool.
It's a movie about how men are all disposible, who we can just kill in funny ways just because they are men.
If you like Deadpool
YOU ARE A MAN HATER.
Ey Skittles! I'll get the meat loaf with gravy please!
Heya Erik, sorry to hear that. I've got an exam tomorrow in a class I already failed once...kinda nervous.
You ARE a gender. You are a MAN who thinks he can pretend to be a woman to somehow be a better person. You DO NOT have the issues that the trans people have. And I am NOT a man hater. You are delusional. Vagina or a dick you're gonna be shit to the end.
oo, thats a cool jojo
could i bother you for some zeppeli sir
HEY LET'S GO SEE DEADPOOL
IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW MEN ARE THE EXPENDABLE GENDER
AND WOMEN ARE TOO WEAK TO FIGHT UNLESS THEY ARE SUPER POWERS
HEY A SCENE OF A MAN DYING IN A FUNNY WAY
OH NO, I'M NOT SEXIST.
I'M NOT FUCKING SEXIST AT ALL
Kill yourselves thread.
Might take a bit, tho
I am not trans.
And i do have so unhappiness with your fucking gender norms chocking me.
Fuck being treated like a man. i'm sick of it.
I want the freedom to act like a girl.
You don't have the issues i do.
Go back to watching deadpool, you sexist asshole.
I expected as much. it was getting a bit too peaceful around here.
Same old stuff, different day.
At this point i'd probably consider it.
I wasn't here for the other guy so that kinda narrows it down for me. You have to be a special type of insecure to post something like that online.
>In my opinion anyway.
that's the spirit, i'm probably going to order a calzone in the next hour
You just proved exactly why Men are socially oppressed
Yeah, it wasn't bad at all except for my English and CalcII exams. I feel like I didn't do too poorly on the Calc one, but I know I could've done better on the English one.
>I suck at writing under pressure
Majoring in Comp Sci is hard when you still have to take rudimentary classes for your minor.
Anyways, best of luck with your exams, Cian. I'm sure you'll do alright.
>I want the freedom to act like a girl
you act as though if you were a girl you would be able to get away with your rampant autism
this is untrue
people would still wish death on you either way
>I am not trans
>I want the freedom to act like a girl
That's not a thing that exists. You are either male or you are female. If you do not have the mental and medical issues to make you switch, you cannot do that. You were born a man and you have to live with it. Nobody here was even hating on men, most of us ARE men you fucking idiot. You sound like you just hate women.
Requesting rabbits, ideally servicing human guys
I don't like this part of being a man.
You must hate women!
That doesn't make sense. Some women and men are infertile. That's a stupid reason to make the case men are expendable. There are too many of us on the planet and that's half the issue. Why don't you judge somebodys worth on their actions?
Requesting anything of Misato Mizumoto. Literally anything, have fun, do something weird, it'll make my day.
Because you have these fake ass BSDM dominatrix kinks and you're probably masturbating to women being a cunt to you. You hate women because you can't just sit down and realize that you are equal. No matter how everyone else acts and how you are raised to think, you are no better or worse than any other female or male. You are NOT unique but you're a huge joke.
Thanks! Might make it easier on me since I've already seen all the material once lol. That really sucks with the general classes. I had a Western Civ class my freshman year that just killed me. Now all my classes are comp sci or math, which is nice but still rather difficult at times.
Being a man sucks because you get treated disposable
You sound like you hate women!
What does that have to do with women?
I don't understand it, so you must just hate women!
I wish I was treated like a girl
More woman hating?
I can't draw for shit so sorry for making this thread worse
Also using a shit draw app on a phone
>Some women and men are infertile.
Okay multiply the numbers by 5 or 10, that should cover the rate of infertility.
A group of mostly women will still have a better chance at breeding than a group of mostly men.
>There are too many of us on the planet and that's half the issue.
The concept of male disposability in the modern world is pretty stupid. I'm just providing a root for it.
When you enter into the modern setting there are millions of ways someone can become useful beyond hunting and breeding. Which leads to men not actually being oppressed at all.
>and he explains why
Except no one is sending you to war unless you live in a third world shithole.
>She can if she's a whore!
kek, not really though, since childbirth is still pretty dangerous, and it takes almost a year.
That's not how it works. You're a male. You can be a submissive male, but you don't even get to do that because you're fucking nuts. Why do you not try to live your life and stop this nonsense? You're ruining the thread for everyone who wants to draw? I guess you threw out everything you said about focusing on your drawing and not flinging shit here.
You ruined living for me anon.
Killing threads isn't equal to the pain I feel.
Okay, thanks for your patience
Its been around for this long, its prolly' dug in like a tick now
Dude hasn't even seen the movie, he's bitching over what an anon said, and the anon only said that grunts get killed. Autistic bitch figured that meant it was about man hating.
glad to hear it, friend
Dex is doing pretty well, we're at 128 different pokemon and 2 comics, got a few more in the works right now from various artists, otherwise i'm doing pretty well, having a nice lazy evening off work. Considering downloading a ps2 emulator so i can revisit some of my favorite games
got any plans tonight?
here's your meatloaf with gravy, call me over if you need a refill or if your'e ready for the check~
Thanks for reminding me that I need practice on kissing scenes.
Oh! Thank's for thinking so anon <3
Late night french toast maybe?
Your the qt'iest <3
Welcome back from the store,brung me any goodies?
And so a new lich lord was born~
No, you sprayed your shit all over everyone else who didn't ask for it. I was the anon you asked to talk to you on skype a few weeks back. And just like I told you back then you cannot be spreading your philosophies all over the thread. You should be drawing or off doing something more productive. You're just making yourself into an even bigger ass and making everyone hate you more.
Requesting drawfags reacting to being sued by the fine bros.
You're not going to change the world Bishop. And you're flaring up again. We already told you how you can't just say you're gonna kill people. You need to leave before you get even more worked up. You're too much of a pussy to do half the shit you said anyways. You need to let art and music be your hobbies and move on with your life and stop pretending to be crazy for laughs. Truth is you're never going to be famous or make a difference, none of us here are.
requesting undead/devil/monster qts for my unholy harem.
not enough calcium for that kind of action
isn't his fixation on the pokedex just as much of a cause for concern? and don't even lie, he cross-boards to /d/ and asks for that futa shit. wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't trap on the side, most of them into that kind of thing turn out to be one. he could at least admit he's gay and autistic. marco neko was at least that mentally grounded.
I don't go on /d/ and I don't follow him around for a reason to be angry, the pokedex is something a lot of artists find enjoyable so it's better off than his stupid futa shit, the diaperfags, taith, or the furries any day.
>sitting in my room reading undertale fanfiction
>also browsing b
>start getting hard
>pull dick out and start fapping
>scroll past a furry
>my teacher sees me
HEY LET'S HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR
HEY LET'S GO ON /B/
Kill yourself faggot.