because i'm feeling generous... here's my pussy.
no. i won't timestamp. fuck your rules.
enjoy my cunt of gtfo
first guy who writes my name on his dick and posts his kik - gets my attention for the day.
bonus if you play FFXIV.
protip: my name is cassie
that's all for now. hope someone grants my wish.
Nice bait. There's no grills on the interwebz
How I feel about all of you assholes right now:
I have acquired an empty glass pepsi bottle in a game of chance....
The plan is as follows:
insert the tip of the bottom into my rectum
(since the bottle is inside the opening of my anus, my rectum will clamp down on the glass forming an airtight seal. I know it is airtight thanks to several previous experiments regarding breaking wind in public)
The feces will be pushed into the glass bottle only thanks to the airtight seal. I predict one really good shit will fill the bottle. IE: The afternoon after a feast at Golden Corral.
Once the bottle is shit-filled, I can cap it with a wax seal for storage and ferment it by sitting it on the windowsill during sunny days.
After about 4 days, it will then be ready to throw at passing police vehicles.
God no that shit is nasty.
Also calling it a cank sounds like an insult and at the same time seems proper.
>because i'm feeling generous... here's a random pussy from the internet.
>no. i won't timestamp. i'm a dude.
>enjoy random internet cunt of gtfo
>first guy who writes my name on his dick and posts his kik - is a complete faggot.
>bonus if you play FFXIV.
>protip: my name is cassius
that is penis
trust me, i'm doctor, pic relevant
oh the bitch internet queen has descended from her throne to give us lowly serfs the opportunity to look at her disgusting cunt. i don't care if i took any b8, you represent everything wrong with women.
now i will go jerk off to traps out of spite.
if you're feeling really generous, you would donate to your local food bank rather than consuming over double your needed calories each day, and you would also delete that pic.