hey /b/, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
This time stamp is inadequate. Please get off of this board, or learn how to use it...this is why women should stay in the kitchen...too hard for them to follow simple directions.
What even is average? Most sources say like 5-6 inches but I doubt average dick is that small
This is now a gets thread. OP is too cancerous
Obviously a shop, but you gotta give it to OP. His b8 worked and it's hilarious.
>implying anyone cares about a woman's desires
hey /b/, femanon here...
It literally does not matter what size your dick is. There's a girl out there that will enjoy damn near any size, unless its on existent. Anyone saying that all women want one thing is probably a dude trying to troll. That is all.
>tried to pass off a shopped photo
>got called out
>"let his bait worked"
either samefag OP or retarded
nobody gives a shit about your opinion you fucking disgusting whore of a woman.
>unkempt arm hair
>obvious excessive body fat
>abysmal skin condition on your back
>boney-ass man hands
-6.9/10, come back and talk about your shitty opinion when you actually have a body that's worth mentioning, you fucking pleb-tier slaveass bitch
>there will be some troll or newfag saying "you newfag its shopped OMG summer is here"
wait for it... wait
Define objective and subjective statements. Clearly, OP's b8 has worked given the amount of attention this thread has.
While you may not find is amusing, I do.
>being this mad because your shit threads are never successful
>people responded so that means the bait worked
That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.
>defending his small penis
Stay mad white boy. White women desire huge black cocks like mine, not small white pencil dicks like yours.
dis nigga gets it, it aint bad bait when it has 44 unique posters out of 66 posts.
I'm not saying people fell for the b8; I'm saying his b8 is amusing enough to keep his thread going.
>tfw 21 cm, lifting and still insecure.
>all these newfags calling out bait and fake
>not realizing that this is what op wants
>not realizing that the underlying reason your posting is because you're insecure over your size
you guys are so fucking stupid
>His bait worked and it's hilarious
You can perceive that as people fell for the b8, or people didn't but found it amusing enough to reply.
Would you please just gtfo
After several minutes and replies, I see that as success.
i think this is shooped. I can see the pixels...
This is getting good seeing you contradict yourself and have to prove that you didn't.
no one fucking cares get over yourself you fucking faggot
you aren't some epic lulzster
if you want to be try actually being funny
we know it's a repost of a repost we don't care
it's not even bate or funny we just choose to reply because it's mildly interesting
acting like this epic trolling is just sad on your part
To a point, she's right. My gf wants me to go deeper and deeper until I'm being vacuumed into her vagina. I think girth really effects her pleasure though, so if you have a bit of a chode, don't fret.
woah. i don't think you belong on /b/ if you're going to rage that much anon. try reddit.. they ban trolls and offer a bully-free atmosphere.
>Thinking sex is even remotely important outside of procreation
>Old, mad copypasta is old & mad
>OP must be some kind of faggot with ED
i mean i didnt even think about this as a bait, i just red it and thought "oh ok. id tap u if u like my 8 incher " and then i started looking at your moaning and cries bahahaha
bait folder dumb thread!!! i want to see your shiniest bait!!
I don't because Moot once said this wise, prophetic statement:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
posting in bait thread because i'm drunk on my day off.
every woman has a vagina and they all feel at least pretty ok, usually they feel great. So, who cares if she likes big dicks, throw a rock and it will hit another woman, bounce off of her and probably hit a second.
i have a big dick btw and i can verify that there are a lot of girls who don't like big dicks. sure, you get the wow when you whip it out and she'll feel like a filthy porn fantasy whore when she's sucking you off but after 5-6 minutes of even the most gentle fucking, some girls cannot take it.
women cannot win this game so don't even worry about it. just find a different woman.
I actually prefer small dicks.
I love the feeling of compleatly engulfing a dicklett in my pussy, and I ADORE a needs face when I unzip thier pants and eagerly suck thier dick nugget.
Shame you'll never know the joy of helping a guy with a little cock feel big.
Ironically no reason to lie about this here in anon-land
I'm bigger than average, not even by a ton, and even that's been a problem for 2 girlfriends: physical pain during sex, having to be really gentle, etc.
Sucks, but it has been appreciated with other partners too. Double edged sword. No micropenis? Appreciate what you have.
> being this butthurt
sorry faggot must of hit a nerve. next time you come on the chan don't be such a sensitive little faggot you might enjoy it more. now go back to fingerin your uncles ass
I'm actually kinda disappointed you didn't reply
I was going to drag and dull this out a little further
believing you're the cause of butthurt seems so important to you.. I just want to make you feel accomplished anon... you're such a smart fella :^)