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hey /b/, femanon here... just letting you boys know that big

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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hey /b/, femanon here...

just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.

sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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>>669272073
So shoppy...it hurts
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>>669272073
Rules say time stamp, not date stamp.
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>>669272073
This time stamp is inadequate. Please get off of this board, or learn how to use it...this is why women should stay in the kitchen...too hard for them to follow simple directions.
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>>669272399
The dubs have spoken.
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>>669272073
that's shopped
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This might be the most obviously fake thing I have ever seen.
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>>669272073
faggot
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>>669272677
>>669272399


Dubs tell the truth
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>>669272073
fake as fuck. that is a guys handwriting.
Probably some basement-dwelling neckbeard who needs to improve his shopskills
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>>669272073
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>>669272073
>Tight
>legs together
>Inner labia not showing
>Claims without evidence
When I can fit more than about 6 inches into my girl I'll get back to you
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>>669272073
Oh really ?
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>>669272073
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>>669272073
You're fat tho
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>>669272602
Wow thanks Sherlock ! You must be a fucking genius
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>>669272073
I don't care about you, OP. 3 inches here. It made 2 kids. They will last when me and OP are dead. That is all that matters.
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>>669272073
Final two thirds of the vagina have no nerve endings

Thickness & skill > length, most women who fuck a lot will tell you that.
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>>669272073
>... will never satisfy my tight pussy
>tight pussy
>tight
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>>669273616
maybe OP already killed himself
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Fantastic. I have a small dick and will never had to raise a fucking parasite for 20 years. Now get lost whore.
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>>669272073
Faggot
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>>669273680
>falling for the bait
Welcome, newfriend.
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>>669273737
No Op is hot grill showing cute liddl butthole
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>>669272073

i want to bury my tongue in your stink hole
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>>669272073

Lrn 2 gogl imig
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>>669272677
>>669273977
OP is a faggot CONFIRMED
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>>669274027
>thinking i care
im just so loneley and try to communicate whit something
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>>669272399
>>669272458
The dubs are real

>>669272073
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>>669274152
Yes lololololololkekekekelolzoz
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>>669272073
What even is average? Most sources say like 5-6 inches but I doubt average dick is that small
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>>669272073
Lies. I've dated girls I could barely fuck cause my 7inch average dick wouldn't fit. Honestly, you're just lose from having all sorts of different dick sizes in you
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>>669274422
Dbl dbs chckd
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>>669272073
>People who disagree with me are slut shaming bitches
lol okay.
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>>669274422
truth. maybe the op who shopped time stamp should stop ramming beadposts up her cunt.
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Newfag pokemon, attack

Newfag newfag fag fag newfag
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>>669272073
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Eh couldnt give a fuck. Not the one with the vagina.
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>>669274422
Savage dubs
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>>669274422
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Femanon here. Length is worthless unless you've got a baby dick. It's all about the girth. I want my pussy stretched not my cervix pounded.
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>>669272399
>>669272677
>>669273522
>>669273977
>>669274355
>>669274422
>>669274755
>>669274799

This is now a gets thread. OP is too cancerous
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>>669272073
>needing big cock
>tight pussy lie

Protip: If you need big cock, it means your pussy in loose.
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>>669274998
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>>669272073

Obviously a shop, but you gotta give it to OP. His b8 worked and it's hilarious.
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>>669272073

>implying anyone cares about a woman's desires
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hey /b/, femanon here...

It literally does not matter what size your dick is. There's a girl out there that will enjoy damn near any size, unless its on existent. Anyone saying that all women want one thing is probably a dude trying to troll. That is all.
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>>669275230

>tried to pass off a shopped photo
>got called out
>"let his bait worked"

either samefag OP or retarded
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>>669272073
nobody gives a shit about your opinion you fucking disgusting whore of a woman.
>unkempt arm hair
>obvious excessive body fat
>abysmal skin condition on your back
>boney-ass man hands

-6.9/10, come back and talk about your shitty opinion when you actually have a body that's worth mentioning, you fucking pleb-tier slaveass bitch
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>>669272073
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>>669275551
>there will be some troll or newfag saying "you newfag its shopped OMG summer is here"

wait for it... wait
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Big Dick here. any femanons wanna fuck?
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>>669275602
15 days ago, same shitpost. GTFO
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>>669275485

Define objective and subjective statements. Clearly, OP's b8 has worked given the amount of attention this thread has.

While you may not find is amusing, I do.

Stay mad.

>being this mad because your shit threads are never successful
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Pussy sizes vary as much, if not more, as cock sizes. If you need a 12" nigger cock, you're a whore with a bucket pussy
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>>669275775

I'm a Trapanon. I'm a male but I have a feminine penis. Does I qualify for your big cock?
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>>669274998
One off
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>>669275888

>people responded so that means the bait worked

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works.
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>>669275946
>defending his small penis

Stay mad white boy. White women desire huge black cocks like mine, not small white pencil dicks like yours.
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8 inch and tight pussy? OK!
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>>669275888
wasted trips
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>>669275888
>trips confirmed
dis nigga gets it, it aint bad bait when it has 44 unique posters out of 66 posts.
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>>669274799
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>>669274422
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>>669276123

I'm not saying people fell for the b8; I'm saying his b8 is amusing enough to keep his thread going.
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>>669272073
quit shoving bowling pins up your pussy and maybe it'll return to an average shape
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>>669275888
>>669276240
I'm callin samefag
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>>669275888

>calling out OP = xD you bin bated
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>>669276123
he finds this amusing because he's a 12 year old reddit puke

he thinks it hard to get replies ffs

as if people aren't going to reply even knowing it's fake
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>>669276383
>>669276383

I'm calling samefag
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>>669272073
>tfw 21 cm, lifting and still insecure.
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>>669276383
i'm calling pic related..

>pic related
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>>669275982
Only virgin assholes get to experience my Big Dick<sup>TM</sup>
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>>669276488
>he's a 12 year old reddit

Original. Regurgitate more /b/ lingo.
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>>669276332

>"I'm not saying his bait worked"

>>669275230

>"His bait worked and it's hilarious"

Would you please just gtfo
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>all these newfags calling out bait and fake
>not realizing that this is what op wants
>not realizing that the underlying reason your posting is because you're insecure over your size

you guys are so fucking stupid
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>>669275946

truth
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>>669274422
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>>669276681
>His bait worked and it's hilarious

You can perceive that as people fell for the b8, or people didn't but found it amusing enough to reply.

Would you please just gtfo

After several minutes and replies, I see that as success.
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>>669276672
as oppose to what, umadbro.gif? ebin maymay bro lelelelelel!
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>>669272073
i think this is shooped. I can see the pixels...
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>>669276706
Are you trying to make us all want dick jesus christ thats bad
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>>669276859

This is getting good seeing you contradict yourself and have to prove that you didn't.
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>>669272073
I've seen the same exact thread about 9 to 10 times. The b8 is so bad. I r8 -9/8. Be original faggot
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>>669276695
>>669276859

exactly. that's what i'm saying. but stupid anons like >>669276681 >>669276488 >>669276123 don't have enough cells in their brain to understand that
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>>669276984
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>>669277002

Or maybe, um, its all in your head, anon. Consult a neurosurgeon, psychologist, and therapist.
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>>669276706
Is this real life?
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>>669272073
The pixels are so bad. Be better at photoshop OP
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>>669277209

>Or maybe, um
>um
>UM
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>>669277209

Please don't stop
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>>669277255

you better believe it
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>>669277402
>>669277481

I won't.
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>>669277481

I know I need to give you something to chew on, providing purpose in your life.
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>>669277147
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>>669272073
Just to let some of you newfags know this board is full of greybush faggots who use bait like this to get you to post pics of your underaged dicks
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>>669277118
no one fucking cares get over yourself you fucking faggot

you aren't some epic lulzster

if you want to be try actually being funny

we know it's a repost of a repost we don't care

it's not even bate or funny we just choose to reply because it's mildly interesting

acting like this epic trolling is just sad on your part
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>>669277812
DING DING DING WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER
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>>669277531
But I don't want, I'll take the blue pill.
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>>669275463
Thank you logical woman.
You give /b/ hope.
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>>669277812
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>>669277812
>being this mad
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>>669277879
>being this mad alongside another mad anon >>669277812
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>>669277898
Faggot the blue pill is viagra
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To a point, she's right. My gf wants me to go deeper and deeper until I'm being vacuumed into her vagina. I think girth really effects her pleasure though, so if you have a bit of a chode, don't fret.
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>>669277812
woah. i don't think you belong on /b/ if you're going to rage that much anon. try reddit.. they ban trolls and offer a bully-free atmosphere.
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LOL from reading all this comments about getting baited or not, i assume that im the only one here with 8 inches cock. lmao.
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>>669278129
>also b8
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a.) Implying we all want to make you cum
b.) Implying rape isn't a possibility
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This is done by a guy who has a little dick and wants to try and feel better about himself.
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>>669272073
>Thinking sex is even remotely important outside of procreation
>Old, mad copypasta is old & mad
>OP must be some kind of faggot with ED
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>>669278129
i mean i didnt even think about this as a bait, i just red it and thought "oh ok. id tap u if u like my 8 incher " and then i started looking at your moaning and cries bahahaha
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>>669278106
Reddit can't handle me, anon.

/b/ can barely contain me

anger is my gift and it's eternal
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bait folder dumb thread!!! i want to see your shiniest bait!!
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>>669278026
Dammit I never took one so i didn't know and I'm blind, somebody read the messages for me and write.

Tell me more about viagras, you expert.
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>>669277812
>it's not even bate
>bate

yeah, that much is clear.
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>>669278354
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>>669272073
How's this bad boy
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>>669278264
you're doing the same thing by saying other people have small dicks.
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>>669278339
>playing off his butt hurt

it's ok anon. small minded people are easily offended
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>>669278455
checked
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>>669278354
A jew will not buy this shiny bait.
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>>669275463

would you enjoy my dick?
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>>669278455
CHECKUM?
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>>669272073
That's true if you have a shitty cunt that can't feel feel anything. But that's more your problem then mine.
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>>669278554
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>>669278171
no its not i really have 8 inch cock. if its hard for you to even belive that. than im so sorry bro hahaha
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>>669278600
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>>669278462
so you're offended? don't play in your own anal leakage.
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>>669278635
Its a bad sign if you have an eight inch dick and arent using it you're here with the rest of us.
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>>669278635

I don't because Moot once said this wise, prophetic statement:

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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posting in bait thread because i'm drunk on my day off.

every woman has a vagina and they all feel at least pretty ok, usually they feel great. So, who cares if she likes big dicks, throw a rock and it will hit another woman, bounce off of her and probably hit a second.

i have a big dick btw and i can verify that there are a lot of girls who don't like big dicks. sure, you get the wow when you whip it out and she'll feel like a filthy porn fantasy whore when she's sucking you off but after 5-6 minutes of even the most gentle fucking, some girls cannot take it.

women cannot win this game so don't even worry about it. just find a different woman.
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>>669278808
im using it everyday to bang my gf faggot :)
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>>669277531
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>>669272073
Ive seen this picture before. I think that either this is fake or your significant other has been posting pics of you like everywhere. That and you're a faggot.
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>>669272073
get over yourself, you idiot.
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>>669278838
thank you
this whole thread needs you
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>>669272073
I actually prefer small dicks.
I love the feeling of compleatly engulfing a dicklett in my pussy, and I ADORE a needs face when I unzip thier pants and eagerly suck thier dick nugget.
Shame you'll never know the joy of helping a guy with a little cock feel big.
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>>669272073
> implying men care if the bitch comes or not.
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Ironically no reason to lie about this here in anon-land

I'm bigger than average, not even by a ton, and even that's been a problem for 2 girlfriends: physical pain during sex, having to be really gentle, etc.

Sucks, but it has been appreciated with other partners too. Double edged sword. No micropenis? Appreciate what you have.
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>>669279588
that's called being a homosexual
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>>669278339
> being this butthurt
sorry faggot must of hit a nerve. next time you come on the chan don't be such a sensitive little faggot you might enjoy it more. now go back to fingerin your uncles ass
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>>669278462
I'm actually kinda disappointed you didn't reply

I was going to drag and dull this out a little further

believing you're the cause of butthurt seems so important to you.. I just want to make you feel accomplished anon... you're such a smart fella :^)
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>>669278455
PEPERAMI
!!!!
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>>669272185
agreed lol
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>>669279779
you have no idea what you're talking about

this place is best when it's at it's worst

I was here before you and I'll be here after you
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>slut shaming

kek get the fuck back to tumblr
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>>669272073
Lern to properly use Photoshop, fagot
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>>669272399
But recipes are simple directions.
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