he said animated, not imaginary, you faggot.
She respects me for being a better Pokémon Trainer than her.
That means she won't betray me like IRL women in the past.
May is best pokegirl
But I'd have to pick best girlpoke
You know it's funny that you say that cause I haven't been able to get off to r34 since I was in my early teens. But it's still fun to pick out your favorite girls from games.
aya brea , parasite eve
not long enough to know that there's much worse stuff on the internet, or to know that this is mild at best.
unsightly, no doubt, but you're a retard for even thinking in terms of alpha-beta personalities.
Indeed. But like...put down the vidya and go find a gf. There are a half a billion ham planets that would accept your basement dwelling ass for lack of anything else trying to snake out that rusty pipe. Just...damn..when i see shit like this i see a 45 year old guy in his aunties basement with acne and a tmnt shirt on furiously masturbating to sailor moon and pokemon..its...sad
MS PAC MAN could gobble my cock any day of the week
Eh, I think you're just missing the point of it really. It's all completely hypothetical. It's similar I guess to asking someone "what actress would you fuck?" Everyone has an answer, but we aren't really going to spend more than a couple minutes thinking about it.
Oh and I do have a girlfriend and I already know her choice is either Leon from resident evil 4 or Dante from devil may cry 3
would skullfuck that rotten eyehole
this guy wants you to fuck him in the ass what do
dude youre over thinking yourself way to much.
Still thinking this sexy piece of ass, she's like three feet tall but so big in all the right places.
... Namely that ass.
Although, I'm inclined to go with Sylvanas
>not letting this man ravage you
I'd like to say i'm not gay but honestly, biggest man-crush on Garrosh, he can whisper lok'tar ogar in my ear anyday.
You're gonna need some pretty baggy pants, but with the way she bounced ontop of your back and moaned all game i'd ravage her in everyway I could imagine honestly.
Any or all of these 3.
If Pam, season 5.
As she is now or when she was still alive? I imagine she'd be pretty cold. Like fucking a frozen piece of meat.
Ranger general master race.
You are the retarded faggot, OP's girlfriend is animated
Damsel, I think she'd be wild in bed.
that sweet little piece of ass from The Last of Us
that girl from kochikame tune .. a)she is police woman b) my childhood dream
OP knows Vampire, oh wow!
Still, I'd much prefer Jeanette
"Her boobs & butt are way too big, she's only a sex object!"
>(Skip to 2013 Lara Croft)
"Her boobs & butt are too small, the patriarchy is trying to take her femininity away!" Anita Sarkeesian, crazy feminist
This entire thread, and no one says Rapunzel but me. I am conflicted.
because you're not on my level.
You know a chick with that many tats and piercings has got to be into some freaky shit in bed.
Would be the best ever, could fulfill pretty much any kink. (Not to mention I could get Ran and Chen for free... in theory.)
>infection is spread by her bodily fluids
>you get infected by her vag juice
Wendy Marvell, she blows like no other.
Actually, Harley Quinn's appearance in the Arkham games was based directly off of Jeanette from Vampire: Bloodlines. The devs did it as a tribute because they loved the game so much. So technically, it's the other way around. Quinn's design is a doppelganger of Jeanette, and it was done on purpose.
A Charizard a day keeps my murderous thoughts at bay.
Alice from alice madness returns
Shit game but I kept playing because she's so beautifull
Deckard Cain, I'd plow him doggystyle right next to the campfire in act 1.
And how about those feet?
I got you anon
You're nuts if you don't see the appeal in being able to draw a door anywhere to your secret pocket universe where you've got a whole harem of female cartoon characters in bondage, like the world's most fucked-up Roger Rabbit sequel.
I wish I played it around the time it came out. Then I probably would have appreciated it more.
Roxanne... I'm not the only one, right?