I'm not allowed 300ft around any child so... Bolt.
cast a level 4 protection spell on myself and demand it return to hell or I'll smite the ever loving shit out of it with a supreme purging light spell. just FYI I could cleanse a football field full of deamons and still have mana left over to take down The Ender because my special is essentially knowledge of the arcane passed down my lineage which means eons of perfection. scrub.
Smite it. You got to smite all the evil boy. I would rather have a nymph, I'll take a nymph any day.
wonder what the fuck im doing in a cartoon then proceed to rip my clothes off and run outside to kill anything that moves in a fury of confusion and frustration for the god that fucked me over like this
Ask her if she has a little sister. I'd also be curious if them being demons and all means that they're technically dead.
I'd ask god for forgiveness.
If there is a demon on my bed, my life spent denying the existence of a god would be put into perspective. Suddenly confirmed for me is the existence heaven, and a hell. I'd end up in hell with the life I've lived.
Ever considered that it still wasn't quite what you thought it was.
Maybe there is a hell and heaven, angels and demons, but the Bible got the rest wrong.
Maybe God was lying to us, maybe both were deceivers.
You can't just assume that because you saw supernatural shit that it automatically means that the religion you were brought up with is correct.
start throwing my piss bottles at her screaming " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ", I practically have thousands of these 2 liter bottles filled to the brim
once she starts trying to leave I block the doorway, tackle her and shit all over herz smearing some of it all over her face as she starts crying.
since her little 100 pound bodycan't fight agaisnt being covered in 300 pounds of smelly semen crusted fat, she beings to practicly loose her shit, screaming her lungs out.
oh, but I came prepared for this.
I crab 3 cum jars I keep in my endless fat rolls, dumping it in her mouth and then using some of my fat to cover her mouth so she has no choice but to swallow my old yellow semen
once she gives up all hope of survival, i kill her with my expensive 60,000$ katana honorably, as I tip my fedora and fuck her beheaded corspe
Sigh. "Damned demons. I knew this day would come." I leave and come back with a blessed blade and a bible. "By th powers of Jesus Christ, I demand that you leave my house, unholy and fallen one!" Next, I destroy all heathens and heretics for the purity of mankind.
I'm with this guy. I really did just get home from a long ass day at work, and I'm way too tired to fuck around. What the fuck are you, who the fuck are you, what the fuck do you want? If she doesn't get my interest in the next 90 seconds, I'd probably proceed to ignore her while I went about my business.