What do you do, anon?

>>669177938
All unannounced "visitors" are shot, no questions.

I'm sure the Loli demon would tell me why she was there.

ask her if she likes her poptarts heated up, i like mine cold like straight from the pantry, but some people like them hot? that hurts my teeth.

Can I wish for money?

>>669177938
Who is this semen demon?

>>669177938
Ask her what the fuck she did with my queen sized tempur pedic

have a seat right over there and patiently await Chris Hansen who is clearly just out of view.

Call 911 and report a missing child. What did you expect? Some kinda pedo shit?

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>>669177938
I wasn't using my soul anyway.

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>>669177938
360 and walk away

Ask her if she's hungry, turn on my Computer, go make food, ask here why the fuck is she in my room, and hopefully fuck

>>669177938
ask if there's a shota demon instead

>>669178496
haha, we're all such massive autists that this would be a likely response.

>>669180225
ask if theres a trap demon instead
>lets see how deep we can go with this

>>669177938
Ask her who the hell she is and why she's in my house.

>>669180510
i want poptarts now..

>>669180814
I had some earlier today, decided I'd try out the chocolate chips ones at the convenience store.
They were crummy and dry as fuck.

>>669180636
ask if theres a futa demon instead

>>669177938
Turn 180 and moonwalk away

>>669181333
So you moonwalked into the room? I FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

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I'm not allowed 300ft around any child so... Bolt.

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Thank donald trump for making Anime real

>>669177938
Give up acid forever.

>>669177938
cast a level 4 protection spell on myself and demand it return to hell or I'll smite the ever loving shit out of it with a supreme purging light spell. just FYI I could cleanse a football field full of deamons and still have mana left over to take down The Ender because my special is essentially knowledge of the arcane passed down my lineage which means eons of perfection. scrub.

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>>669177938
>GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING ALCOHOL

>>669181889
classic

>>669181889
It's a demon so technically not illegal, just fucking weird.
Aren't demons supposed to be ancient, as old as God Himself?

>>669182193
I'm drinking right now and my roommate just tried to take my booze, I feel you mate.

I'm going to delete the amber alert and pretend like I didn't see a fucking thing.

>>669181103
Ugh, yeah... A lot of the good-sounding flavors are really shitty. I mean, how the hell do you mess up this shit?

>>669182500
Whatcha drinking anon, me personally I like gin

>>669182732
Some jack daniel's because I'm poor as shit.
But I honestly don't care what it is, as long as it gets me tipsy and gets me there fast.

>>669182675
dem pumpkin poptarts tho

>>669182675
I know, right?
I think it was because they didn't have any of that glaze on top, just straight bread.
Best I've had so far were the smores ones.

ask for rent money

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>>669177938
Smite it. You got to smite all the evil boy. I would rather have a nymph, I'll take a nymph any day.

>>669177938
>>669177938
wonder what the fuck im doing in a cartoon then proceed to rip my clothes off and run outside to kill anything that moves in a fury of confusion and frustration for the god that fucked me over like this

smoke another bowl cuz im fucking gone

stare at her like a civilized being

>>669177938
Try to get a translation of the little note she stuck on my pillow.

fuck it right in the pussy

>>669181125
ask if there is a horse demon instead

>>669177938
Ask them to politely get the fuck out.

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>>669177938
Ask her if she has a little sister. I'd also be curious if them being demons and all means that they're technically dead.

>>669177938
I'd ask god for forgiveness.
If there is a demon on my bed, my life spent denying the existence of a god would be put into perspective. Suddenly confirmed for me is the existence heaven, and a hell. I'd end up in hell with the life I've lived.

>>669188873
Ever considered that it still wasn't quite what you thought it was.
Maybe there is a hell and heaven, angels and demons, but the Bible got the rest wrong.
Maybe God was lying to us, maybe both were deceivers.
You can't just assume that because you saw supernatural shit that it automatically means that the religion you were brought up with is correct.

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start throwing my piss bottles at her screaming " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ", I practically have thousands of these 2 liter bottles filled to the brim

once she starts trying to leave I block the doorway, tackle her and shit all over herz smearing some of it all over her face as she starts crying.

since her little 100 pound bodycan't fight agaisnt being covered in 300 pounds of smelly semen crusted fat, she beings to practicly loose her shit, screaming her lungs out.

oh, but I came prepared for this.

I crab 3 cum jars I keep in my endless fat rolls, dumping it in her mouth and then using some of my fat to cover her mouth so she has no choice but to swallow my old yellow semen


once she gives up all hope of survival, i kill her with my expensive 60,000$ katana honorably, as I tip my fedora and fuck her beheaded corspe

>>669177938
Sigh. "Damned demons. I knew this day would come." I leave and come back with a blessed blade and a bible. "By th powers of Jesus Christ, I demand that you leave my house, unholy and fallen one!" Next, I destroy all heathens and heretics for the purity of mankind.

>>669190110
wow

Honestly I'd just play some games. Who gives a fuck about some retarded-ass 'loli demon'.

>>669190110
You're getting screenshotted faggot, I hope you like your newfound fame.

>>669180647

I'm with this guy. I really did just get home from a long ass day at work, and I'm way too tired to fuck around. What the fuck are you, who the fuck are you, what the fuck do you want? If she doesn't get my interest in the next 90 seconds, I'd probably proceed to ignore her while I went about my business.