Best of 4chan?

>>668988604
YES PLEASE!! Saw one of those threads before and couldn't stop laughing at some of the things people posted XD

>>668988895
XDXD lololol its soooooo funny right?!

>>668989150
I know!! Haha

I like these threads and the "YLYL" ones (you laugh you lose) - I was going to try and start a thread which would be both of them in the same one but I can't upload a picture on my iPhone. Do you know how I can? I've got an iPhone 5s and I'm using the app, doesn't seem to work?

I'm Mike, 19, Chester Uk btw, what's your asl?

>>668989559
whats asl lololol sounds funny idk how to start threads nice too meat u! i gtg my cancer is critical

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>>668988604

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>>668988604
this was alright

>>668989748
Asl is age, sex, location mate - it's a quick way to find out basic info about the other person and then you can find out if you might be good mates or not lol

What do you mean by cancer? Have you ever met anyone off here in real life? I really wanted to go to Thorpe park (the theme park in London) this summer, do you like theme parks mate?

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>>668988604
classic

>>668988604
>receive tard texts for 6 months
>doesn't change SIM

Fiction and falsehood

>>668990596
Fuck off fgt

>>668991296
Still one of my favorites on 4chan. 10/10 would always read and post again.

>>668992349
Number 1, don't be rude, number 2 I can guess what you mean by "fgt" and don't call me that please because in the UK that means gay and I know for a fact I'm not - I've got an online girlfriend if you must know, you probably don't lol

>>668990596
20/M/US, I'd love to go to a theme park with you, mate

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>>668988604
bump

>>668990342
This is the least funny thing in the thread

>2015

Oh that makes ense

bump. i want to see some oldfag shit

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today

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>>668993755

>>668992871
Hello! I love theme parks, I've only been twice though because my mum doesn't like fast rides or rides that go upside down and it's not fair to make her wait. I imagine it's the type of thing you do with your dad on your birthdays and stuff but we lost him when I was 5. I've got some money because I work as a cleaner I'd love to go to a theme park with someone else who likes rides too but most of my friends are online and stuff so it seems unlikely - mum told me if I don't get a girlfriend and move out by the time I'm 30 she's going to kill me and she said she'd poison my food or suffocate me haha XD

Do you like computer games? I'm Mike btw : )

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>>668993550
bump2

>>668992557
Drop the act you faggot why put so much time into your need to over explain yourself. Go fuck yourself and die

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>>668994047

>>668994189
i,m tumek, im from iran.. nice to meet mike:) what is you adress? and phone?

>>668994189
Are you an actual retard? I'm not surprised your mum wants to kill you...

>>668994189
I love theme parks too, i like the rides that go fast and upside down, but i dont like to ride alone
i like pokemon and music, thats it. im tony

>>668992557
nice b8 m8

>>668994252
Number 1, there's no need to be rude, number 2 I just like talking to people, maybe someone needs to brush up on THEIR social skills instead of always poking fun at other people. Number 3 i'm getting fed up of people swearing at me and I'm really going to lose it soon, I'm a calm person but everyone has their limits. Bloody idiot.

>>668994408
Hi Tumek! Why do you need those details? Do you use snapchat? I tend to chat on there all the time? Or do you play on PlayStation? I've got a psn account but I need to renew it and don't get paid until Wednesday : (

>>668994713
Hi Tony! That's cool, well we're very similar then! I don't want this to sound rude but I really don't like Pokemon at all, I don't use this word normally but it is one of the few things that I actually hate. I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy 7 and I always thought that Pokemon tried to steal their design/style/story and just made it worse. I'm sorry if that makes you angry, I don't mean it to; but I do hate Pokemon and that'll never change. Mike : )

>>668988895
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>>668995389

WTF IS THIS SHIT

>>668995389
im sorry, mike, i just dont see how this is going to work out.
i hope you find what youre looking for
-tony

>>668994993
i am a . iranian prince,, i can i have lot of money,, :) i could by you a much but i ned to kow where you live

>>668995512
Bait.

>>668995512
No need for the foul language please, either post something worthwhile and RESPECTFUL or don't post at all - or I might report you. Thank you.

>>668995656
That's okay, thank you for speaking to me anyway. I hope to see you around and if you change your mind I'm hoping to go to Thorpe park in June but don't know the date - I've got 2 for 1 tickets from the side of a Kellogg's packet so you won't even need to pay mate. I'll bring snacks and drinks and stuff too if you like so you won't need to spend on any of that either, it'll just obviously be the plane ticket but you can stay at my house if you want and travel over the night before and we can get a lift to the park from my mum - I'm in Chester so it will be a couple of hours drive (probably about 3-4 actually lol just didn't want to scare you off haha). It's completely up to you though mate, whatever you fancy. What's your phone number? I can text you now if you like so you've got my number in case you change your mind?

>>668995512
Samefag baiting like hell

>>668995763
Well that is very generous, I'm not really bothered about taking money off you mate as I've got a full time permanent job at a nursing home in Wrexham, been there 3 years and they told me it's a job for life, so I've got everything I want! It'd be great to meet a prince though, do you know Chester at all? There's a really nice bar called "Off The Wall", I don't smoke or do drugs but I don't mind a couple of chilled ones and a few games of pool ; ) The man behind the bar knows me because I go every Sunday for 2 hours and sometimes on a Friday night if I'm feeling bold lol the point is that he does me a tab so I don't need to pay the money for my drinks until I get paid, so if you wanted to do tomorrow or Tuesday you don't need to worry about money because I'll put it on my tab : )

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>>668996488
Jesus christ fuck off

does anyone have the complete tales of the poop bandit?

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>>668988895
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>>668995656
>>668996488

This shit is a fucking "best of 4chan" kek my sides are blasting off again

>>668995802
Legend

>>668997083
What's "samef*g"?

>>668997186
Is that you Tony or someone else? Sorry if I came on too strong if that's you mate. My online gf told me I've got a habit of talking too much but I can't help myself, I'm sorry mate. Still mates?

>>668997809
Wait, what? you're straight?
-Tony

>>668995512
dude, its called "getting to know people" - something you might have done yourself, if you hadnt spent most of your life living in your mothers basement, calling other autists faggots and making fun of people who actually can have decent human interaction, but then have a mental break down and cry like a bitch, when you realize your life sucks and you cant even go to a store without proving youre autistic, let alone spend some time with your family.

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>>668995620

I havent laughed this hard since doublemint Dave..

>>668998096
i like you

>>668997809
Yeah m8 we r still m8s 4 lyf. I don't h8 u it's just hard 2 feel good nowadays. Thorpe park is good m8. Stealth is the best ride there m8

>>668998277
checked

>>668998091
Yes I've got a girlfriend who lives in Denmark, I love her : )

I don't mind gays though, no issue with it at all, I just obviously wouldn't want to have to kiss you or hold your hand or whatever because I don't want people to think I'm gay or for my gf to find out and get jealous. How long have you been gay for? I don't mind talking about it if you want to, I'm cool : )

>>668998368
What is checked m8?

>>668994720
Kek'd hard

>>668998277
Haha okay thanks "m8" ; )

Do you want any money or anything? I get paid next week on Wednesday and can do online banking on an app on my phone. I don't mind I don't have to pay rent or anything. How much do you want? I get £180 a week but need £25 for my bus pass and then some food but I don't eat that much anyway to be honest lol

>>668998798
I found out that i'm gay when i was like 12 Years old. Back then my teacher was so kind to let me touch his private parts and i found out that i like it.
So, you'll never try to kiss a man or something like that?
-Tony

>>668997175
i love me some fat people stories

>>668998903
Yes, I don't know that either actually, if he tells you can you tell me please? I can do this though, someone showed me yesterday, I can tell you too if you want how to do it (hope this works now lol):

> Final Fantasy 7

: )

>>668999365
Who are you now?

>>668995620
God I still remember this one, I giggled all night to this

>>668999132
Erm that's rude Tony : /

No I've never kissed anyone (obviously kisses on the cheek for mum and my nan when she was alive but never done it with tongues is what I mean lol), saving myself for marriage please - want to stay pure : )

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>>668999139
>this is anykids favorite part
>the children are dead at this point
every fucking time

>>668999455
I'm Mike, 19, Chester Uk (male obviously lol). What's your asl mate?

>>668999675
You've never used your tongue while kissing your mum?
-Tony

>>668999823
Still Tony, i wasn't sure if you're mike, the prince or maybe another tony

>>668994568
top kek holy fuck i havent laughed that hard in a while, totally lost, how old is this? i never seen it before.

>>669000709
theres literally dates on the fucking posts

Where's the elite sniper one?!

>>668999823
Who are you you fucking spastic, I think you've rolled up at the wrong place on the Internet. Fuck off back to where you came from!!

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>>669000709
>how old is this

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1/2

Wrexham anon here too...

>>669001077
Hi mate, I'm from Chester, I'm Mike. What's your name? Do you like theme parks at all mate?

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>>668988604

>>669000839
Number 1, don't use FOUL language! The fact that you do says more about YOUR upbringing than it does MINE. Number 2, why don't you mind your own business if you just want to be rude to people? There's lots of nice people in this thread, why can't you be more like them and less like you lol

>>668999185
honestly it's not so much an fat people story as a total asshole story.

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>>669000818
>>669000873

i realize that now, i had a lapse, im an idiot. thank you for pointing it out anons. ill just sit here like the fucktard i am and shut up.

>>669000932
>this account has been suspended

>>669001845
Yeah, someone got in and started spamming about the thread.

>>669001238
This is now a chester area hookup thread.... wait, nope. :-P

>>668995620
I gotta be honest here. I've always had a light scat fetish, and the image of a girl shitting a turd halfway and then retracting it entirely back into her ass turned my dick into solid rock.

>>669002139
Erm I'm not looking to have sex with someone in Chester if that's what you mean, I've got an online girlfriend who I'm very happy with, thank you very much. We've been dating since November but started speaking in October so not far off 6 months : ) I think I love her and I think she loves me, I said it to her the other day and she smiled back so I know I make her happy. She's from Denmark, have you ever been to Denmark? I want to see if she'll do cosplay with me because it's a bit awkward going to cosplay events on your own - I go as cloud and I want her to go as Tifa lol (that's Final Fantasy 7 btw, if you've played/heard of it before? Best game ever). What's your name anyway mate? I'm Mike : )

>>669002777
Have any videos?

>>668990945
read this 10m00t-thousand times. still kek.

>the driver was an alcohol

>>668994047
>2013
>oldfag

pick one

>>669003479
I fuckin' wish.

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Bumpin with a classic

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>>668993966
lol you actually saved that?

>>668997377
truly

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less kek in this o0ne

>>669003962
>chimey pushknob
>hooty tooty point and shooty

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>>669004444

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>classic

>>669003962
Kept my composure until cold on the cob. Nearly shit myself.

>>668991292
MFW I have a slow cousin named Ricky who fucks fat chicks exclusively

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Recent legend buddy the dummy

>>669004429

Goddamit anon this isn't a feels thread..

>>669003826
Fucking dying

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>>669004770

>>668990481
haven't seen that pasta before, was that oc?

>>668995933
Lost

>>669005764
>my sides.jpg

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>>668994568
>reviews

>>669005149
too many keks

>>669005149
i have to save this now.

>>668994720
Lol aw man i probably woke my cunt neighbours upstairs from laughing at this. Absolute fucking gold.

>>668989559
Fucking kill yourself

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My sides

>>669003665
>>668990945

This is still the greatest and funniest post on 4chan

the don draper image

the lineup image

just outstanding

>>669007149
Why don't you wash your mouth out with soap and water??!! I'm sick of people on here being rude for no reason, if you want me to lose my temper with you then keep pushing those buttons, you bloody loser! You think you're special because you come on this website, well guess what, so do I now! Idiot, stupid idiot.

>>669004444
checked

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>>668988604

>>668997175
Absolute legend

>>668993550

I hope this is real. It's very tasty.

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>>669004444
nice

>>668994780
that hurt my soul

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one of the best moments XD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>669008600
get used to it

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>>669008693
Sorry guys xD low quality picture xdddd zozzle hold up game assassins

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>>669005149
>>669006895
>>669006967

>>669005764
>dat hint robert paulson at the bottom tho

>>668994713
Tony from Bakersfield?

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a kid with down syndrome texts you because he has your number and has the mind of a 5 year old.... okay....

why don't you say "hi, greg" and actually do something worthwhile in the world instead of wasting oxygen.... because about right now, I'm picturing you and geg with the same IQ...

Oh and by the way... a down syndrome kid that knows how to operate a phone also has the basic knowledge of how to spell his own 4-letter name. so nice try with the "Geg" bullshit

>>668993966
witnessed that kinda like them dubs

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enjoy

>>669005288
Great, now i can hear his voice saying check'em!

>>668995802
Fuckin what a ride

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>>668989559

>>669008481
Anybody have these pictures in all their original hq glory?

>>669011448
That shoulda had efg, calling 99999 for a 999999 get

>>668994568
Holy fuck, l8r sides

I work at an ice cream shop with most of that shit already there. I am actually going to try this.

>>669012354
what to see?

>>669007815
Fuck yeah

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>>669010535

>>668994847
Have I become oldfag? I honestly thought that traps weren't gay because of the insistence until I just read that post. Also, in this same exact thread, I understood that cheese pizza stood for something else and was not a common shitpost of pretending pizza was some forbidden thing just as a joke. I legit thought that people used to shitpost with literal pizza, just spamming threads of photos of pizza until I bothered to urban dictionary it. Am I now officially oldfag?

>>668995933
jesus fucking christ

>>669000845
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! THE NIGHTMARES I"M GOING TO HAVE NOW!!!

this web page is a wild ride

>>669013013
>>669013013
013 013

>>668997175
That was beautiful, though have new serious /b/ro-envy.

I hardly ever laugh to the point of tears but that got me. Thank you. Take my children.

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buddy demands your souls

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>>669010449
Top kek.

>>668990342
hitler at the end made me lol

Moar! Come on, /b/. Don't stop now.

>>668995389
Hail Djidane, i feel you.

>>669003826
absolutely crippled at this

>>668995202
Some say he's still listening to it

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>>669014074
Many thanks friend

- Buddy

>>669016999
Ooooooooo

>>669016999
holy shittt

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>>669016999

>>668988895
>>668989150
>>668989559
>>668989748
/b/ is kill
D:

>>669016999
Jesus fuck no

>>669005316
It's bullshit who so cares

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>>669016999
what the fuck dude upside down satanic trips and now this

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>>669016999

>>669016281
he is, he posted another thread and is up to a few hundred thousand now

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>>669016999
BUDDY NO

>>669013694
>>669013013
Oh wow

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>>669015191
lel

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>>669013013
013 013
It is real magic!

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10/10

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>>669016999

>>669020496
see
>>668997175

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>>669016999

>discovered Omegle a few days ago
>using it 24/7
>gotten 2 legit nudes
>kik is full of creepy shit
>have sent my dick to like 6 sexual predators
>a few of them know my name and hometown

Not even once

>>669005764
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/4chan-trolls-anti-abortion-bot-for-months/

Fucking lol!

>>669016999
No fucking way...

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>>669016999
POST MORE OR IT ISNT REAL

>>669016999
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>669016999
HE'S COME BACK FOR OUR SOULS

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Buddy is glad to be loved by all

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>>669016999

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>>669023422
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED

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>>669023422
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW DO YOU DO IT

>>669023422
SCREEN CAP THIS.
THIS THREAD WILL BECOME LEGEND.

>>669023422
DOUBLE DUBS NEVER END
WORSHIP BUDDY

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>>669023422

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>>669023422

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>>669023422

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>>669023422

>>669016999
Holly fuck. WHAT?

>>669023422
▲
▲▲

>>669024207
new fag.

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>>669023422
IT LIVES.

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>>669023422
He's here.
THE FINAL BOSS

>>669023422
>>669016999
Is someone screencapping this shit?

>>669023422
MAKNER WAS HERE

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>>669016999
it's happening

>>669006514
Kek'd hard

>>669023422
Dafaq is this m8

>>669023422
BUDDY, OUR GLORIOUS SAVIOR, LEAD US WITH YOUR UNTOLD WISDOM.

Fuck buddy. Have dubs

>>669025561
I kekd at that one

Buddy please return

>>668994738
suck a dick faggot

>>669016999
>>669023422
These pics aren't in the image, are you buddy owner?

>>669026494
It is buddy himself,anon.

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>>669016999
Our souls belong to buddy now

>>669026494
Buddy's owner is kill
Killed by buddy
Buddy posts for himself now

>>669015191
Did anyone ever find that paper with that picture?

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>>669026025
You've angered buddy

Quite the mistake friendo

>>669026766
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>669023422

>>669027085
BUDDY HAS LOST HIS POWER.

My first born belongs to you Buddy

>>669027368
he hasn't asked us to check' em, so no

>>669027085
You failed, buddy. You failed
Youre my bitch now

>>669027085
WE MUST FLEE, FLEE BEFORE BUDDY REAPS OUR SOULS.

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>>669027085
God save us.

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>>669027085
Buddy can suck my fuckin ass.
Also checkem

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>>669004770
holy shit this is gold

>>669028178
Nice try faggot

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>>669016999
Are you fucking kidding me

>>669016999
What do I get in return for my soul fucker?

>>669028178
> can't even dubs
nice try, faglord

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>>669027085
SCARED