I know!! Haha
I like these threads and the "YLYL" ones (you laugh you lose) - I was going to try and start a thread which would be both of them in the same one but I can't upload a picture on my iPhone. Do you know how I can? I've got an iPhone 5s and I'm using the app, doesn't seem to work?
I'm Mike, 19, Chester Uk btw, what's your asl?
Asl is age, sex, location mate - it's a quick way to find out basic info about the other person and then you can find out if you might be good mates or not lol
What do you mean by cancer? Have you ever met anyone off here in real life? I really wanted to go to Thorpe park (the theme park in London) this summer, do you like theme parks mate?
Number 1, don't be rude, number 2 I can guess what you mean by "fgt" and don't call me that please because in the UK that means gay and I know for a fact I'm not - I've got an online girlfriend if you must know, you probably don't lol
Hello! I love theme parks, I've only been twice though because my mum doesn't like fast rides or rides that go upside down and it's not fair to make her wait. I imagine it's the type of thing you do with your dad on your birthdays and stuff but we lost him when I was 5. I've got some money because I work as a cleaner I'd love to go to a theme park with someone else who likes rides too but most of my friends are online and stuff so it seems unlikely - mum told me if I don't get a girlfriend and move out by the time I'm 30 she's going to kill me and she said she'd poison my food or suffocate me haha XD
Do you like computer games? I'm Mike btw : )
Number 1, there's no need to be rude, number 2 I just like talking to people, maybe someone needs to brush up on THEIR social skills instead of always poking fun at other people. Number 3 i'm getting fed up of people swearing at me and I'm really going to lose it soon, I'm a calm person but everyone has their limits. Bloody idiot.
Hi Tumek! Why do you need those details? Do you use snapchat? I tend to chat on there all the time? Or do you play on PlayStation? I've got a psn account but I need to renew it and don't get paid until Wednesday : (
Hi Tony! That's cool, well we're very similar then! I don't want this to sound rude but I really don't like Pokemon at all, I don't use this word normally but it is one of the few things that I actually hate. I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy 7 and I always thought that Pokemon tried to steal their design/style/story and just made it worse. I'm sorry if that makes you angry, I don't mean it to; but I do hate Pokemon and that'll never change. Mike : )
That's okay, thank you for speaking to me anyway. I hope to see you around and if you change your mind I'm hoping to go to Thorpe park in June but don't know the date - I've got 2 for 1 tickets from the side of a Kellogg's packet so you won't even need to pay mate. I'll bring snacks and drinks and stuff too if you like so you won't need to spend on any of that either, it'll just obviously be the plane ticket but you can stay at my house if you want and travel over the night before and we can get a lift to the park from my mum - I'm in Chester so it will be a couple of hours drive (probably about 3-4 actually lol just didn't want to scare you off haha). It's completely up to you though mate, whatever you fancy. What's your phone number? I can text you now if you like so you've got my number in case you change your mind?
Well that is very generous, I'm not really bothered about taking money off you mate as I've got a full time permanent job at a nursing home in Wrexham, been there 3 years and they told me it's a job for life, so I've got everything I want! It'd be great to meet a prince though, do you know Chester at all? There's a really nice bar called "Off The Wall", I don't smoke or do drugs but I don't mind a couple of chilled ones and a few games of pool ; ) The man behind the bar knows me because I go every Sunday for 2 hours and sometimes on a Friday night if I'm feeling bold lol the point is that he does me a tab so I don't need to pay the money for my drinks until I get paid, so if you wanted to do tomorrow or Tuesday you don't need to worry about money because I'll put it on my tab : )
This shit is a fucking "best of 4chan" kek my sides are blasting off again
Is that you Tony or someone else? Sorry if I came on too strong if that's you mate. My online gf told me I've got a habit of talking too much but I can't help myself, I'm sorry mate. Still mates?
dude, its called "getting to know people" - something you might have done yourself, if you hadnt spent most of your life living in your mothers basement, calling other autists faggots and making fun of people who actually can have decent human interaction, but then have a mental break down and cry like a bitch, when you realize your life sucks and you cant even go to a store without proving youre autistic, let alone spend some time with your family.
I havent laughed this hard since doublemint Dave..
Yes I've got a girlfriend who lives in Denmark, I love her : )
I don't mind gays though, no issue with it at all, I just obviously wouldn't want to have to kiss you or hold your hand or whatever because I don't want people to think I'm gay or for my gf to find out and get jealous. How long have you been gay for? I don't mind talking about it if you want to, I'm cool : )
Haha okay thanks "m8" ; )
Do you want any money or anything? I get paid next week on Wednesday and can do online banking on an app on my phone. I don't mind I don't have to pay rent or anything. How much do you want? I get £180 a week but need £25 for my bus pass and then some food but I don't eat that much anyway to be honest lol
I found out that i'm gay when i was like 12 Years old. Back then my teacher was so kind to let me touch his private parts and i found out that i like it.
So, you'll never try to kiss a man or something like that?
Yes, I don't know that either actually, if he tells you can you tell me please? I can do this though, someone showed me yesterday, I can tell you too if you want how to do it (hope this works now lol):
> Final Fantasy 7
Erm that's rude Tony : /
No I've never kissed anyone (obviously kisses on the cheek for mum and my nan when she was alive but never done it with tongues is what I mean lol), saving myself for marriage please - want to stay pure : )
>this is anykids favorite part
>the children are dead at this point
every fucking time
Number 1, don't use FOUL language! The fact that you do says more about YOUR upbringing than it does MINE. Number 2, why don't you mind your own business if you just want to be rude to people? There's lots of nice people in this thread, why can't you be more like them and less like you lol
i realize that now, i had a lapse, im an idiot. thank you for pointing it out anons. ill just sit here like the fucktard i am and shut up.
I gotta be honest here. I've always had a light scat fetish, and the image of a girl shitting a turd halfway and then retracting it entirely back into her ass turned my dick into solid rock.
Erm I'm not looking to have sex with someone in Chester if that's what you mean, I've got an online girlfriend who I'm very happy with, thank you very much. We've been dating since November but started speaking in October so not far off 6 months : ) I think I love her and I think she loves me, I said it to her the other day and she smiled back so I know I make her happy. She's from Denmark, have you ever been to Denmark? I want to see if she'll do cosplay with me because it's a bit awkward going to cosplay events on your own - I go as cloud and I want her to go as Tifa lol (that's Final Fantasy 7 btw, if you've played/heard of it before? Best game ever). What's your name anyway mate? I'm Mike : )
Why don't you wash your mouth out with soap and water??!! I'm sick of people on here being rude for no reason, if you want me to lose my temper with you then keep pushing those buttons, you bloody loser! You think you're special because you come on this website, well guess what, so do I now! Idiot, stupid idiot.
Sorry guys xD low quality picture xdddd zozzle hold up game assassins
a kid with down syndrome texts you because he has your number and has the mind of a 5 year old.... okay....
why don't you say "hi, greg" and actually do something worthwhile in the world instead of wasting oxygen.... because about right now, I'm picturing you and geg with the same IQ...
Oh and by the way... a down syndrome kid that knows how to operate a phone also has the basic knowledge of how to spell his own 4-letter name. so nice try with the "Geg" bullshit
Have I become oldfag? I honestly thought that traps weren't gay because of the insistence until I just read that post. Also, in this same exact thread, I understood that cheese pizza stood for something else and was not a common shitpost of pretending pizza was some forbidden thing just as a joke. I legit thought that people used to shitpost with literal pizza, just spamming threads of photos of pizza until I bothered to urban dictionary it. Am I now officially oldfag?
what the fuck dude upside down satanic trips and now this
>discovered Omegle a few days ago
>using it 24/7
>gotten 2 legit nudes
>kik is full of creepy shit
>have sent my dick to like 6 sexual predators
>a few of them know my name and hometown
Not even once
You've angered buddy
Quite the mistake friendo
Buddy can suck my fuckin ass.