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When I was a kid between 13-16, me and these few friends of mine had this one friend who we used to break into his house when no one was home. Instead of stealing we would go to his sister's bathroom and open the blinds just a little. At night, she would shower and all of us would stare through the slightly open blinds. We did this for months until they could afford tin foil.
This probably explains why I am so turned on by public sex, public nudity, and stalker porn
>working as a bouncer at a bar. >Had a co-worker who was a juice monkey (steroids) >be inside working the floor when I heard "Trevor needs help in the parking lot" over the radio. > Run outside. Trevor is standing over a bum, holding his shirt. pummeling the living shit out of him >Pull him off. Bum isnt moving. >ohfuck.jpg >Move him to bushes to the side, call EMS >Next day, get text from cousins GF (ER nurse) asking me what happened she tells me a DOA came in from the club I was working at >ohfuck.jpg >Next day, manager calls me and Trevor in to his office. > The cops wanted to see the tapes, he told them the cameras were out for the week, He fired Trevor and told me to watch my ass. >mfw
>>668864682 nice. in college i weas fuck buddies with the same girl as my friend/housemate, though he didnt know. so we would fuck the same girl right after one another quite often. loved pumping her full of cum knowing he would unknowingly be rubbing his dick in it afterward. sadly he didnt cum in her as often.
>>668864943 well because i live with ONE of them, most of the time is hers, but a few hours at least, just depends on schedules and what not. some weeks i only see the one i live with, i work, the other two are college students
I posted this in a secrets thread the other night and got a massive thrill out of it so I saved it to post again. I dont want to go into any more detail though. Enjoy.
I've recently been fucking this girl. Her name is corinne szczurek. This wouldnt be important except that im one of her boyfriend of the last 3 years and 4 months' friends. We do it while he is on shift at his cafe. We have only fucked 6 times and she cries afterwards every time and wants me to make her feel better about it like its not her fault. And I do. Shes not very good looking but her body is about 7/ 10. She likes cum in her mouth and we have been fucking without a condom since the 2nd time. Im excited typing this down and who gives a fuck if I get caught because he cant know which friend it is. Sometimes I wonder if im the only one. She has a reputation as a bit of a drunk slut from a few years ago. Apparently rooted some cunt around the side of a bar against the wall in view of a few friends once. She doesnt seem the type though apart from her now cheating with me so I guess I believe it now. She definitely changes when we start to kiss but always starts the tears near the end or just after. But bowey doesnt know I dont think. I seriously fucking doubt it anyway. Im diamonds atm confessing this. I dont think ive wanted my dick in her this bad before.
Didnt see her this weekend and we text alot less because of this but I know I'll get the old "lunch at 1" text on wednesday.
>I'd spoken to her about dogs before and she was really open to the idea. We had an opportunity to house sit for a friend who had a rather large male bull mastiff. Pretty much as soon as everyone had left we started trying to get the dog to lick, which he did with some eagerness, weirdly he prefered her on hands and knees when licking; maybe it was because he could lick both holes I don't know.
>Anyway we enticed him to mount and he wasn't so clued up as to what to do. So in between attempts she would massage his sheath and as soon as some of his thick duck popped out she would such him dry. My
>After about 40minutes of trying I eventually got him inside her and he pounder away for a few minutes but knotted outside. She screamed like made at first though, but admitted she loved it.
>>668866049 Well duh, it wasnt supposed to happen like this. the 21 year old was just supposed to be a playmate but we were texting so much my GF got suspicious when she called the phone company about something and they told her i had like 400 minutes of use on my line and over 1000 texts to one number in just a few days.
>>668863694 I have a great Japanese wife, but her mom and I have crushes on each other. We exchange backrubs and Pat each others asses. Last weekend, we were exchanging backrubs, and I could see right down her shirt and all of her tits. When it was her turn to rub me, she had her hands down my chest. I asked her to rub my nipples and she fucking did. I reached back and massaged her arms, but began circling her nipples at the same time.
I refuse to go any further because we have two kids and I love my wife. But I want to fuck my MIL fiercely. And she wants it to.
I enjoy making old people feel uncomfortable. In my car, I give old people sexual or sassy facial expressions or I pretend to be a retard. Their discomfort is amusing and it turns me on, not the old people themselves but the way I have made them feel. A few days ago, I had an old substitute teacher and I kept winking at her and she would awkwardly turn away. I also had a chocolate Hershey's bar and the teacher asked if she could have some so, I gave her the bar and she had a really hard time, just fucking struggling, to get a piece of chocolate out of the wrapper. So, I said to her, "Yeah, you just got to get in there good, really finger it out of there. Mmm yeah finger it out." She got extremely uncomfortable and gave up and walked away. I was COMPLETELY SATISFIED.
My girlfriend is 16 and is still in high school, the only reason why I volunteer at her school is so we can see each other more often. I'm embarrassed to tell my friends not because she is underage but because she is still n HS.
>>668865865 Yeah. Usually about girls that are taken or are unobtainable.
One girl that I was really into, stunningly gorgeous black girl I used to work with and have been friends with for years (yeah btw I really have a thing for hot black women) that knew I was into her, like we openly talked about dating, and I did take her out on a few dates. Anyway, few weeks ago I met her for drinks, got wasted and picked a fight with her. I blew it, she won't even talk to me anymore. Started off a huge bout of depression that I'm still experiencing.
>>668866565 The thing is my wife has been cheated on by all her exes. I would be the world's biggest scumbag and it would fuck up my kid's lives too. What kind of father would pipe down their grandmother?
I have blown almost as many loads to the MIL jerking as I have to my wife during sex.
>>668866894 >>668866894 >>668866894 Because they were poor. That's why they didn't lock their doors because they could't afford to either fix it or buy a new one. So they would just push a couch on the door to "prevent" anyone from coming in.
>>668863694 if the world knew how fucking weak 24 million potato schizophrenic retard fucks trying to hold onto 7.692 million square kilometres as i do Australia as a country simply would not be here, cease to exist, by tomorrow. And im not only going to let it happen but actively foster and encourage this foregone conclusion as an active catalyst to this end, inclusive of every retard that has ever identified under this banner. (y)
>>668866840 I think you need a very complex and specific kind of interpersonal relationship with a woman inorder to be sexually aroused by her so aas to get an erection.
I think you need a very specific kind of woman, in a specific relationship, to raise your sexual tension. I think you need a woman that you feel, that she feels, like she is doing something dirty and "wrong", but wants it with you so much on an animalistic level thatbshe will do it anyways.
>>668865865 Oh, I remember one. When I was 19 I was working at a department store and there was a 46 yr old married woman I would blatantly hit on. She kinda liked it, and on my birthday she gave me a back massage and kissed me on the cheek. That was fun, I used to think about her a lot.
>>668866987 Seriously these threads are full of cheating stories, Anon. What people don't know obviously won't hurt them. The faggot that named the girl up top did his homework because I googled the shit out of her name and results from every european country. Sounds like a jew name anyway. But apart from retards who get their jollies off of risking getting caught and just retards in general, if you're careful and calm you won't be caught ever.
>>668867285 >>668867285 At an angle the blinds are "closed." From the outside we would put up bricks to look "down" into the window. I would only open them or reposition them into the "down" position so from their POV they were closed but from the outside you could see in but looking down.
The one window and blind was at the actual bathtub. So when you peaked in, tits were right at your face all wet and soapy with hands rubbing all over.
>>668863694 I fell in love with my 11 year old neighbor after she told me she loved me. I'm 21. I was good friends with her parents. I got drunk and we texted back and forth a bit and the parents read it. Now I'm not allowed to have any contact with her and I feel like I fucked up. I technically didn't do anything illegal but I feel like killing myself anyways.
>>668867528 I know I could get away with it. But I would die knowing I betrayed the one person in my life who's been the kindest to me. I already let it get too far. But fucking a girl and her mother has been a fantasy of mine since my balls dropped.
>>668867418 We did but at the time it wasn't possible with the living arrangements.
Once the first time we tried anything she did but as soon as she went to suck me the dog went nuts. We tried a few more times short afterwards but he was really making a noise and becoming a bit aggressive. I'm guessing he was confused with regards to dominance at the time.
>>668866758 >You do want to do it, else you would not do it No, I fucking don't. That's why I would pay someone else to do it for me, so that I don't have to, because I don't fucking want to do it myself.
>This kind of thinking is typical of feminists like you I am not a female and I am not a feminist.
>If I raise your arm for you, at your request, I am helping you do so, even if you are capable of it yourself. >If I force your arm up without you wanting it up, I am forcing you to raise your arm. >Helping is always implicitly and by definition, in the interest of and accoeding to the interests of the person being helped.
I see the point you're trying to make, but we're going to have to agree to disagree.
Just because something is in my best interest and I'm capable of realizing that doesn't mean it's something I WANT to do. Think about people who are depressed. There are tons of things that would be in their best interest and they know that, but they don't WANT to do them. Someone could still HELP their depressed friend get out of bed and make it to the gym in the morning, but I wouldn't call that forcing/coercing them.
I have a wife but keep a regular mistress on the side. Occasionally I keep two mistresses just to spice things up. I've had sexual experiences in the past ten years that most of you faggots can only dream of.
>>668867422 Sounds like a possibility. Are you a psych major or something? Sounds sexy to me. This sounds lame, but I need a girl that I could be honest with and still want to do some weird shit with. Someone that could give me a second chance and still be confident in themselves if I can't get it up at first.
>>668868013 >not too bad people always give me shit about it. The only people who truly don't give a shit and are just happy to see her happy are her mom, and her cousin who she is insanely close with. Her mom doesn't like the age difference but she does like me. ( in a platonic way).
>>668868157 Yeah, we do it every time now, used to be only once in a while. I do get hard at least for a little while usually, Id never do anything with her but she is really cute and has a perfect little ass.
Every day for about six months before I moved out I dunked my roommates tooth brush in the toilet because I hated him, also spit in his mouth wash and shampoo. Would occasionally stick his toothbrush in my asscheeks. I knew he would catch on to this and retaliate in secret because of shit smell/taste. Plus he's a piece of shit so I bought a second toothbrush for myself to use and left my old one in the bathroom for him to shove in his ass as much as he wanted, would occasionally wet it and move it so he thought I was still using it.
>>668868053 I was staying with them and he was looking in the hall closet naked. I'm sure it was intentional so I made a snarky comment about his cock. It led to joking I should taste it so I did. I didn't stop till he came in my mouth. It never happened again
I have a gf but want to fuck other girls. I'm even dreaming about it at night but I live in a small town and would prob get caught. Don't want to hurt her feelings even though I don't think I feel anything for her anymore
>>668868028 Wthether its with a MIL, or neighbor etc... ALWAYS assume EVERY text or email will be read by somebody else. Keep everything verbal and make code words for compromised situations. IF you know its wrong, tread carefully and have a plan for when it falls apart.
>>668868626 sometimes, long ago we had a talk about it, she understands it's something I cant rly control, plus she is really smart. When she was younger I would help bathe her, now that she's old enough to do it all herself I havent except a very few times, none recently. She has touched my dick a couple times when she was younger, just cause curiosity and such.
>>668870172 Im not sure if that's you and you're serious or someone else fucking around with me. But i'll explain, that's not how it works. Only the last numbers count. If the 2 last numbers are the same then its dubs, if 3 then trips, if 4 its quads and so on...
i cannot stop fingering my own anus. ive tried to stop on my own hundreds of times, but i find myself subconsciously doing it. each session ends with me shitting into my hand, and im always disgusted by myself. please help me.
I have an issue in which every few months or so I go looking for and enjoy cheese pizza. Immediately after which I swear off the stuff for good and fall into a deep depression for a few days out of the sheer fact that I enjoyed it in the first place.
>>668868040 Either way you will die with regrets so the real fucking question is Would you rather die knowing that you never made your dream come true because of "morals" or rather die knowing that you cheated your wife but at least you accomplished an exploit that only few of us could possibly accomplish in our miserable life???
>>668871041 At 1st I hated it, even cried the 1st couple times she made me do it to her but once I realized how much she liked it I loved doing it to her. she even brought over a couple of her friends for me to practice on.
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