/nzg/ NZ Thread

>>668862205
Who the fuck keeps making these threads nothing happens in them fuck

>>668862205
hamilton reporting in

tired asf and got a big day tomorrow, should prolly get to sleep but cbf

how's it faggots?

>>668862381
Well not with that attitude.

did anon deliver the video of the meth head losing his shit in the south dunedin maccas car park on friday?

>>668862611
taking the bait.

>>668862381

>Who the fuck keeps making these threads
It's obviously idbro. The gif flag and the use of "/nzg/" are dead giveaways.

Dunners reporting brah
Anyone wanna go see Deadpool with me? Shit looks good as

>>668862611
When did this happen?

Where da dunedin nudes at?

>>668862954
I've been wondering if I can be arsed going to see it or if I'll just watch a shitty camrip.

>>668862954
crazy methhead took his push bike to south d maccas thinking he was going to score drugs. when he found out that it was just a guy fucking with him, he lost his shit. this happened on saturday night when a few anons decided to meet up

>>668862954
palmy bro here pay for my ticket and flight and you got a deal =)

Poor as fuck can't wait to start my new job next week.

Otaki reporting, who has a sesh for me

>>668862928
stop this meme.
he doesnt post here anymore.

anyone know about josh mackay?

>>668863261
I heard about the meet up but nobody mentioned this at the time, sounds like bait

>>668863261
bait.
idiot.

>>668863350
I know Tom.

>>668863213
Can't stand camrips! Ratings and what not look promising
>>668863261
I was at the meet, Friday night. Only shenanigans that went on was some drunk 40 year old chick rambling shit about ciggys
>>668863290
Student here, poor as fuck also. Might have to Facetime it, kek

>>668862928
What if OP just copied IDbro's template? Ever thought of that smart guy?

I predict big things for these nz threads this year

>>668862954

Nah man I'll pirate it probably.
Don't like to follow hype like some sheep.

>>668863605
Seems like I watched a lot of last years big blockbusters on camrips. I watch them when I'm not that into a movie and just want to see what all the fuss is.

>>668863787
how so? they're always pretty shit

>>668863605
yea just download a cam we will be fine =)

What is everyone up to tonight, I am playing vidya probably pulling an all nighter in an attempt to fix my shitty sleeping pattern before work.

>>668863787
there hasn't been new nudes for months, and it's always the same shitty convos

>>668863834
What do you expect to happen, these threads are just a bunch of Kiwis chilling out and chatting

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>Christchurch

>>668863949
i miss the days when we got new dunedin nudes :(

>>668863834
Just wait and see not tonight not this month even but its coming so stay tuned and keep makong these threads

>>668863873
I'm watching a movie I had on my hard drive while I wait for 10:30, when I'll have some scrumpy.

>>668864064
yes, the golden days. my dunedin nudes folder is so old and dusty. the wank bank needs replenishing with new blood

>>668862416
tron here bro.
I fell asleep last night after a hens night and then have been rekt all fucking day

>>668864254
lots of greasy food and hydration always makes me feel better after a big night

>>668864392
and don't forget the blue powerade

>>668863819
I usually pirate, but HDrip at the least
Gets me out doing something, costs fuckall for a ticket too
>>668863833
Fair enough, some camrips are alright, can't say I've watched any though
>>668863873
Don't rate cams, whole collection is at least DVDrip, usually HDrip
>fix my shitty sleeping pattern
Been there done that, never lasts for me!
Nothing planned for my night, anyway

>>668863873
How does pulling an all nighter help getting your sleeping pattern back to normal?

And here is the deadpool camrip people
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/13522753/Deadpool_2016_Movies_HDCam_XviD_AAC_with_Sample____rDX_

Don't bother reading the comments though. I assure you that it isn't in Russian and that you can see the whole of the screen.

>>668864254
know that feel, i stayed up to some ridiculous hour, didn't get fuck all sleep or food and spent all day today shopping

>>668864214
Should dump your folder bro

lol. pornhub is giving away free access to it's premium content on valentines day. let the lonely valentines wanking commence

>>668864392
I've had two pieces of fucking toast and some pasta. I don't even wanna move far enough to get any greasy food kek

>>668864537
yeah fuck. Last night was fucking shit. Bride was unhappy and the other two bridesmaids who were meant to be planning it fucked up.
So I got drunk.

Wheres john keys next public apperance?
If youre closest you have to make the news with recommendations from b, make these tjreads worthwhile

>>668864750
solid plan right there, how was your day today?

>>668864527
Well basically I woke up at about 7pm today so I am gonna go all in and go to sleep at 7 tomorrow.

If anybody dumps nudes I'll report this thread to the police, it's illegal to share them and it ruins the thread for all the normal people. Get a life and don't be sick perverted losers

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Ritanon has arrived

>>668864438
Blue powerade is the shit. Shame I haven't had any in a while. The place I work at has stopped selling it and now there is none left to steal. And we used to steal so much of it. Oh, for the good old days when our employers had good quality shit worth stealing. Working is tough, we've had to resort to stealing chocolate bars while we drink rtds on the job.

>>668864891
kek

>>668864891
top kek

>>668864968
Chi is the shit.

>>668864891
This is 4chan if you feel that way go back to tumblr or reddit or where ever the fuck tou equalists come from

>>668864891
kek

>>668864891
oh noes i'm soooooo scared

>>668864891
Lol, is this bait so people will post them?

>>668864862
You should try and get at least two or three hours sleep tonight. Even if you don't fall asleep it might give your subconscious some sort of signal that sleeping happens during night time.

>>668864980
>>668865012
>>668865039
>>668865041
>>668865043
guys, he's being serious. i don't want to get in trouble. just listen to what he says, and we'll all be fine. i'm too young to go to jail

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Hey cunt nuggets

>>668865188
Jail for file sharing

>>668864848
was in bed for majority of the day.
Ate, and went back to bed.
Fucking mint.
You?

>>668865249
nice cumshot. too much make up though

>>668864891

Way to encourage them you stupid SJW/Whiteknight faggot

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>>668865239
Fuck off

>>668865239
you're all shit m8

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>>668864891
This is Chrissie Blake. She lives in Hamilton on Grandview Road.

>>668865239
Can't tell if trolling.

You appear to be on the wrong site my friend. Click on the white box near the top of your screen and type tumblr in, you'll be right at home.

>>668865466
kek. Nice b8

>>668865312
damn that sounds good, i woke up around 8ish (fuck that shit) went shopping and bought a couple of saw horses, did groceries, then came home and sat on my ass for the remainder of the day

>>668865466
ah, the blake clan which is descended from southeast china. a well known and powerful clan of warriors. their history spans for over a millennia, and their descendants today can be found in all walks of life. even in porn.

>>668865696
I know who you are. I'll message you in a sec.

>>668865577
He is trolling. He is right about it being illegal. But no way you'll end up in jail for it. And that's if the cops could even be bothered trying to a.) find you and b.) mount a prosecution.

>>668865788
10 bucks says you don't

>>668865902
zozzle

>>668865859
Because of the way 4chan works they would have to get a court order to even begin investigating it.

Seeing these threads really makes me realise how fucking retarded most of my country is

>>668865902
>you really all need to grow up and do something with ur life
>is whiteknighting on 4chan

And why would 4chan release info to NZ police?

>>668866106
This

>>668866105
The world is dumb mate, NZ is no exception.

>>668865994
did you post the photos of the horses on fagbook and also is your mum a horse lover.
If so, then yeah, go on facebook. I probably know you.

>>668866265
you owe me 10 bucks, and another 10 bucks for being so far off the mark

>>668866098
They probably don't need a court order to be honest. There are probably provisions under some cybercrime act somewhere that they can use. And most websites roll over pretty easy when they get a request from the filth. Google and Facebook do it all the time. The cops don't need a court order they just need an email address that says @police.com.

BUT, having said that. You know how many tens of thousands of people they would end up prosecuting if they tried going after all the online perverts.

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>>668865902
Did daddy's cock hurt babby?

>>668865902
Thats why every single NZ thread some dude posts the gracie nudes and no one comes here saying they got charged with anything.... Because you can tip the cops off and they may even follow your URL link and find the thread expired which means they have to talk to the owners of the site in order to get them to pull out records and why would they even do that if there is no evidence of a crime yet besides an anony tip? Then 4chan can just say no because the NZ police have no power over them. So you would have to then get the government where they are to cooperate. It just wouldn't happen.

>>668865188
>'m too young to go to jail
underage and banned

>>668866579
>thread expired

That's actually a really good point, and I doubt 4chan archives most threads from /b/. It'd cost way too much to maintain that data.

>>668865414
this has seriously offended me. i identify as being mayonnaise, and i find this picture very insensitive to other transmayos

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It has been a long time, friends. Unfortunately I can't stick around, but those who know me know me.

>rip idbro

>>668866870
kekd

>>668865466
Nope

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>>668866870
True story, adios amigo

>>668866999
woops, meant for >>668866788

also lol i got trips

>>668866920
Yeah but they are looking for dads who are trading pics of themselves fucking their 3 year old sons not some dumb ass 16 year old who is in no danger and only had her nudes leaked on the internet.

>>668866774
Yeah but the NSA archives it. And the NSA owes the NZ police a solid over that Kim Dotcom thing.

Also I wouldn't trust 4chan to just hand over info if anyone with a badge asked for it.

But again, the cops got better things to do with their time. Like making it to Burger King in time for breakfast. They might occastionally make a prosecution, and they have, just to make examples of people. Some dude in Auckland got done for having animated child pixie porn, but the prosecution took a couple of years and he was already a sex offender. And I have also heard of one guy that got done for spreading nudes of his ex, but he did it over facebook and sent it to all of her friends using his own personal account.

>>668867121
she looks very nz european doesn't she

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>>668867124
It's also super hard to ID people in pictures that have been shared around.
Hard to prove that they're underage as well, without a positive ID.

>>668867124
But they are I danger because you are sharing photos of them without their consent and their personal information. It's also under cyber bullying because you are sharing them with the intent of shaming them, so you get done for that too. If you wouldn't rape a woman why share photos of her? Still violating her and an still cause psychological trauma which is what is used to sustain a complaint

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>>668866920
Yes, right now they are tracking down each and every underage selfie taking bitch in NZ to prosecute them for creating cp.

>>668866870
Ayy I remember you

>>668866870
>>rip idbro
Well guess it's official then

Just had a miso soup. It was good... What's up everybody?

Fucking buy a ticket and watch deadpool in the theaters you cheap cunts.

>>668866920
>there are archives

Like I said I really doubt 4chan has the money to sustain keeping an archive of every thread from /b/. Hell it was just a few years back they were talking about how they needed money cause they weren't making enough from ads.

Even if police went to the likes of fgts.jp, fgts doesn't have anyone's ips logged cause no one posted on fgts, they posted here.
Some pretty big loop holes anon. But keep talking out your ass. We get it though, your nudes of shared around and you're butt hurt.

>>668867325

NSA. Archives 4chan. Owes NZ a "solid".
I've heard it all.

>>668866386
guts. who am I paying this to?

>>668867479
That's my pic. I'm suing you for intellectual property theft. See you in court.

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>>668867460
Your Tumblr is showing... Tits or gtfo.

>>668866870
oh hey you're back

>>668867743
I'll meet you outside for a bong and a milo first.

>>668867886
Ok you seem cool you can have it.

>>668867615
I'm not stupid enough to share around nudes of my self and I am a guy not a girl so right good point. Nudes fags ruin the NZ thread every time 4 chan used to be good

>>668866870
Grace stay dude
Bakedon is here

>>668868031

I don't share them either and meh NZ threads were mostly dead before they arrived any ways. Turning /nzg/ into some debate over nudes isn't going to help either. Just ignore them if they bother you.

What does /nzg/ mean?

>>668868330
>NZ threads were mostly dead before they arrived any ways
Neeeeeeeeewfaaaaaaag

Dunedin here
Let's all open our windows and scream as loud as we can at 10:45

Just for keks

>>668868599
https://fgts.jp/b/search/text/nzg/order/asc/

>>668867709
hamilton fag, see you at Peaches n Cream tomorrow at the crack of dawn

>>668868627

meh they were good like early last year and before. People like you fagged the place up and ruined it. But you keep trying anon.

>>668868743
...come again?

>>668867460
Pretty sure most people do it to fap mate. You have a really twisted world view

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>>668868599
General

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>mfw nothing is real
>mfw we're all observers of a common hallucination

>>668868858
Oh, thanks!

>>668868858
Fapfapfapfap

>>668862205
I'm bringing vocals....

Listen you cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oBRgXtyKeE

>>668868743
wtf it's this thread on another site? cool

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>>668868864
Did you take the wrong pill?

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Anyone remember blue?

>Acid dealer in Dunedin
>Pic related

>>668869220
yea she certainly looks like she deals acid that's for sure, she also looks like she deals stellar blowjobs

>>668864004
where in chch, any damage from that aftershock earlier?

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>>668869134
I took the right pill

>>668869391
Who cares idiots wanna rebuild on unstable land let natural selection take care of it

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Greetings, NZ.

My name is Anon Kek Sanchez. I want to visit your country. I don't know where to start. I'm also afraid because of the stories of Maoris and Islanders. I'm also aware of stories of how much it sucks like in Auckland and stuff. What would you recommend. Also, I am not white. Mexican, couldn't pass for a white one if my life depended on it.

Please help.

>>668869391
Lost a few things off some shelves
rip in pieces my whiskey

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NZs finest

>>668869540
I think a comma would help you out there buddy.

>>668869584
damn, that shit sucks dude

>>668869724
Help you out there, buddy

>You too m8

>>668869562
Go to a place named Manukau and then say that Frank Bainimarama did nothing wrong

>>668869724
as would a full stop, a few extra brain cells, and some more years in high school taking remedial english

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>>668869562
Hola anon, como estas ? Nz est Bueno, me gusta.

>>668869844
Well, it is new zealand. I'm not surprised hes got less brain cells than a maori.

>>668869801
Who's Frank Bananarama and what did he do wrong?

>>668869801
Do fijians here really hate that guy or something?

>>668869772
Yeah man, was a sweet Christmas present as well. One of those giant Walker bottles you can get from Henrys

>>668868777
nice trips.
Also, you want anal beads or something bro?

dunedin nudes?

>>668869993
He did nothing wrong

>>668870109
Thousands fled here /b/ro

>>668870135
nah i got some arriving in the mail soon, but shit if you wanna buy me some i won't say no

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Fuck me you're all being so boring tonight /b/

>>668870229
But what did he do and why is he significant?

>>668870189
you're dreaming mate if you think you'll get anything new. you'll just be getting the same old lacey nudes.

>>668870379
finch and o'neill. power couple of 2015

>>668870229
I wasn't paying attention when it happened. He sounds a lot like Fiji's Castro.

>>668870379
does anyone know who the lucky bastard was that fucked her first?

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>>668869801
>>668869801
>>668869801
Fuck you, Anon Kiwi. You're not helping,

>>668869910
>>668869910
>>668869910
Mui Bien, Senor Kiwi. Thanx for asking. Yes, I heard NZ is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. I want to go but don't know where to start. I don't want to end up in an alley in Auckland with some Maori steeling my poncho.

I also heard las putas are legal over there. Tell me more...for "research" purposes.

>>668870482
Yeah, you're about right there.

>>668870564
Go to either Christchurch or K-Road for whores. Just suit up down there. Latimer Square is where some of the younger working girls are

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I could watch this jif all day

Add bdizzler1234 on kik for nz nudes

Soooooo, where are all the faggot Cantabrians at tonight? They have a little earthquake again and they've all shat themselves? Bunch of pussies.

>>668871087
your a fucking idiot

>>668870319
brah, only if you get me incense while we there. That shit cheap as fuck and is amazing

>>668871087
>They have a little earthquake again and they've all shat themselves? Bunch of pussies.

Basing what you see off social media casuals and the news.
Honestly no one gave a shit. I sat in my computer chair gaming and continued to game.
It's mainly women that play that shit up and boy do they milk it hard.

>>668870981
waifu material

>>668871221
solid deal, how many packets you want? i'll buy you.... 3 packets plus a burner for one set of anal beads

>>668870403
Did a military coup of Fiji m8. Does anyone pay attention to shit round here.

>>668870981
That semen is so white, mine is yellow-ish...

>>668871206
It's you're not your... Guess we know who the idiot really is.

>>668871498
I pay attention to some things, if I find them interesting or important. Thanks man :)

>>668871513
go see a doctor. you have cancer of the penis

>>668871513
Like comes out yellow or dries yellow? Bcos it always dries a lil yellow

>>668871288
Where in Chch were you?

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can we get some tunes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI-Takf76RY

>>668871620
I had a jizz rag as a teen that was a scrap of white t shirt, all my dried jizz turned it orange.

>>668871629

Aranui. So somewhat close to where it originated (Sumner I think).

>>668871875
you got erb?

>>668871875
I didn't think there was much left in Aranui after the last one. So no liquefaction near you?

>>668871999
Nice trips

>>668871999
hahah nah man had to stop cold turkey last week. Study going to start up soon. Want my mind clear.

>>668872051
Aranui was hit pretty hard the first couple times round but honestly there wasn't much damage to the land. It's good cause they knocked down a lot of state houses and kicked the tenants out. This combined with a lot of first home buyers coming in is bringing the area up. There's still delinquents around but no where near as many little gang shits.
I've seen no liquefaction in the immediate area, so around a few blocks and what not. There probably will be a fair bit in New Brighton and out towards Sumner ways.

>>668872106
house nearly dropped on its arse.

POAST CHUNES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7loBPuRjVo

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>>668864891
shitty bait so have old stuff

http://www.radiolive.co.nz/Green-MP-launches-stinging-attack-on-arrogant-and-out-of-touch-John-Key/tabid/504/articleID/113069/Default.aspx

>>668872341
nigga

sell me some erb.

>>668872775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw

>>668872928
underage, reported to the police.
gl in prison.

hamilton reportin in, any one know from where to score weed from?? most of the tin houses are out, in norton and silverdale. anyone knw public tin house they go to, or which are is in atm?

>>668873218
This is the song that was playing on UFC when Conor McGregor won, dope!

Not even half past 11 and the thread is dead. Should have posted the tc link.

>>668874038
I'm here

>>668874038
fuck off

>>668874252
>>668874320
Getting mixed messages from the thread here.

>>668874466
I'm not even a real person so my opinion isn't valid

Does anyone here know any trannies in this country?
I'm having a hard time finding out specific and vital details about how the medication is acquired here.

>>668874886
go talk to a doctor you faggot cunt.

>>668862381
>nothing ever happens
Much like new Zealand really

Dunners reporting.

Might be getting booked in to see a shrink. What am I getting into here?
>>668864959
Hey mang, what's good?

And hey GT-R guy as well, you're here somewhere.
And hey to you all, you wonderful people. What a lovely evening.

>>668875166
Sup brah, how's your night?

>>668873530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLo7z50Tt2g

>>668875166
Yeah mate, still here.. just.
This shit is dead tonight, typical for Sunday thread though

>>668875268
I'm guessing you're GT-R guy and...
>>668875542
you're Ritanon. Although I'm not sure.

The struggles of namefagging on an anonymous board.

>>668875790
Other way round, fam
GT-R guy here. Yeah the struggle is real since moot ditched IDs

>>668875790
nah i'm the person who owned a 83 626
But I do remember GTR guy

>>668875907
Bloody goofed it.
Uh yeah, was an alright evening. Did the regular races on rFactor, which was good. You?
>>668875913
Fuck, you're neither!
You're the guy up Hamilton way, right?
Ah, who cares. How's your evening going?

all the suspect device

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKsN5cj9ehs

>>668876127
Sure.
It's going okay. Going to try find a nice cam vid of deadpool tonight and try sleep off my hangover from last night. As I get older hangovers tend to last longer.
You?

>>668876127
She'll be right!
Sounds good mayn
Nah not a hell of a lot at all, just kicking back tonight

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>>668875790
No, i'm Ritanon!

>>668875166
Why are you (maybe) seeing a shrink?

>>668876172
Alternative Ulster is a sweet jam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53VTzocyVNc
>>668876410
Aw chur, supposed to be a dope film. Haven't seen it yet though.
Nothing doing now, for me. Just chillin' in here.
>>668876444
Checked.
Yeah, it's good fun. Bit of an eventful day though, eh
Sounds good, mang!
>>668876523
Sussed. How are you?
>>668876622
Fully fucked in the head, moite.
Nah, just depression and shit. Told someone about it, and that's the result.
Never really bought in to the whole idea, but eh.

>>668877056
Yeah Deadpool is amazing.
Nice, I'm so done with hangover.
You have a valentine?

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>>668877056
>>668877056
I'm good! Ah yeah, depression sucks. Do you have any idea why you feel depressed?

>>668876410
I can't stand cam torrents! I want to see the revenant but i'd rather wait for the proper rips.

>>668877575
Bear fucks him up.
Man kills his son.
Revenge is born.
Father fights cunt.
Sends him down river for indian justice.

>>668877056
What'd you end up getting up to?
Ideally i should be heading to sleep but this is what happens when you don't care for a sleep routine
I'm keen on seeing Deadpool sometime, if you wanna hit the theatre? I know that's not really you're kinda thing though
Not too keen on the shrink idea? Can't blame you, really

>>668877725
Wow... y u do this 2 me

>>668877756
>you're
I fucked up, mayn

>>668877056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0cBT20UYw