>be me, 18, first semester of college >meet cute middle

>>668860419
go on.

>ex-boyfriend's car after they broke up
>she was really proud of it too
>fuckin arabs


>call the girl to see why she did it, and she's going on about how if I think the arabs destroyed iran, she will destroy my car
>tell her I don't understand her logic
>try to forget about it, figure I'm making enough money at the time to take care of it

>weeks go by, and every couple of days, I get texts from her brother calling me a dead man
>I think hard about how I am going to handle this

>>668860906
Lurking

>>668860419
Bump

Cont?

>>668861715
Definitely

Keep going op

>I still don't do anything, focusing on my studying
>I got my car repaired, but really hoping something like this doesn't happen again
>phone calls aren't stopping, but I'm trying to ignore them

>a couple weeks later, I get back to my dorm after my 6pm class
>I unlock the door, and see my Chinese roommate pop up out of his seat
>"Anon, while you were gone, three men come here to see you"
>I'm extremely confused, and ask ask him who they were, and he says he doesn't know
>I ask him what they looked like, and he says darkish skin and beards
>this bitch has 3 brothers

>I used to bring this girl to my dorm all the time, so she must have told them where it was
>I'm freaked out, but I have a plan

>I put on a suit, brush my teeth, hair, make sure I look good
>I drive to their house (they all live in a small ass shitty house with their parents. despite being in their 20s)
>I knock on their door

(will continue soon)

kill yourself fucking sandnigger

Keep going OP but be more specific. Which Arab country? Your parents prefer Sha or Ayatollah? And the question I ask every Persian who gives me one of the selected answers so I'll narrow it down, which city you from? Tehran, Asfahan, Tabriz or Shiraz? Oh and ofc, pics of her!

Keep going

>>668860419
Quick question OP, does jet fuel melt steel beams? Also, allahu akbar.

>>668862158
bumping.

Post whole story fek

lol muslim fag here, this is typical behaviour, anytime you fuck with a Muslim they will find the cheapest way to get back at you. Keyed the car? I mean what kind of 3rd world faggotry is that.

>>668862158
Lurking

You should have fucked her in the ass at the first sign of bitchyness. Now either man up and grab an ak or strap a suicide vest on.

she's from iraq, my family is from tehran. but northern tehran, called shemiran (suburb of tehran near the alborz mountains)

my family prefers the shah, and hates islam

i had a pic of her ass i took when she was sleeping, I'll see if i can find it

Do you know whats the difference between persians and arabs??

Nothing at all...

B-bump

Ahhh shit lurking hard

Should consider buying a gun for Self defense, just in case

>>668860419
White guy here, Arabs and persians look the same to me.

sandnigger vs sandnigger hate. classic.

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also, plz answer >>668862731, op

>>668862158
>she opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>668862158
Hurry up pal

Classic shia v sunni ITT

I loved the part where you said to her how Arabs ruined iran with religion. So true m8

>>668862636
Don't do this it makes nerve gas

OP is dead

>>668862158
bump for denouement

>>668863107
Fake. OP wasn't linking to his original posts.

R.I.P O.P

Type faster Karim, we don't got all day, you did the same shit when I ordered naan

>>668863587
Well done watson

I guess he got fucked by the brothers

>>668860419
I take it you are now in the USA? Shoot him.

OP, did you died? Just when it was getting interesting too..

I think OP is kill by sandniggres /b/ros

>>668863505
>>668863609

They stoned Ops internet connection

OP HERE, They came together as a nation and Fucked a Goat then ate it.

THE END

OP got suicide bomb?

>>668863902
I shed a single tear for you. ;(

>>668863856

Kek!

>>668863902
You should not play with your food and not eat what you fuck

Trust a sand nigger to leave you in suspense waiting for a bomb to drop

>>668862907
Piercing damage has no effect on skeletons

Try harder you spooky bastard

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Op will return

>>668863902
Thx op i can commit sepuku in peace now

cont.

I forgot to mention, I didn't drive to her house. My chinese roommate drove me in my car, because I was scared to go alone. After we arrived and I went out, he sat in the car on standby.

>one of her hairy ass arab brothers opens the door
>he looks into my eyes with a smug smile on his face
>turns his head and screams in arabic
>suddenly 2 more arabs show up, both guys
>they all look at me, waiting for me to talk

>"hey guys, I'm sorry about what I said to your sister. I didn't mean it, I was just angry."
>the youngest, fattest arab replies "you fucked our sister, insult our people, and you have the nerve to come to our house"
>"I'm just here to apologize. Can I see your sister so I can apologize to her?"
>"can you fuck off and not come to our home? you see what we did to your car, what makes you think we won't do it to you?"
>I reply something smartassy like "you're gonna rub a key across me and break my driver's side mirror?"
>they don't understand the joke. don't think they know english very well.
>"guys, please. just let me apologize to her and I'll leave you and her alone".
>they start talking to each other in arabic, discussing what to do.
>the fat young one goes to get her, and I see them from down the corridor walking closer to the door with her
>they surround the door, with her in the middle
>fat young arab brother behind her, trying to peak over the two older brothers
>one brother has his arm around her protecting her
>she isn't looking me in the eyes at all, just at the ground
>"hurry and and say it, you persian bitch"
>I look at the arab girl. I thought about how easy it was for me to originally fuck her.
>"*her name*, look at me, I need to tell you something
>she peers up from the ground, and looks me in the eyes
>I take a few steps closer, and the brother with the arm around her holds her tighter
>I look her straight in the eyes for about 10 seconds.
>I spit hard in her face.
>"Whore!"

>>668863004
There's a way to tell the difference.
Arabs usually have huge beards.
Persians have stubbles/small beards.
Arabs usually smell bad.
Persians usually smell like Axe (Persian, can vouch for this)
Arabs are usually assholes and have dickhead parents
Persians are usually smart and always hang with other Persian friends and are pretty annoying sometimes

tl:dr Arabs are smelly bearded scumbags,
Persians are Fob-smelling smart people

>>668860419
you're all sand niggers to the rest of us.

>>668864211
ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaavaaaaagggeeeeee

Sandnigger gonna sandnigger!

>>668864211
then the arabs threw a goat at op

>I start fucking bolting
>the three fucking brothers are already moving an instant after I called her a whore
>I run across her older brother's shitty ass sedan
>they are screaming in arabic
>I hop into my car, barely closing the door while telling my roommate to fucking drive
>he's going probably 70 down their street, running stop signs
>something tells me the older brother is following us in his sedan

>>668864211
Op is Kool dude confirmed

>The arabs then tackled me and pulled of my pants and sodomized me cause I'm such a huge faggot.

>>668864227
>Persians usually smell like Axe (Persian, can vouch for this)

Absolutely true

>>668864227
>smell bad
>smell like Axe

FFS, poorfag. Axe smells like teenage desperation and poverty. Didn't you Persian guys use to swan around in Sandalwood and Frankincense?

>>668864686
Shut up faggot
Now pull down your pants so we can sodomize you faggot.

>>668864211
NIGGA KEEP GOIN'

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>>668860419
>>668862158
>>668864211
Good story OP. I actually read the whole thing.

Canadafag here. I would totally like Iranians (Persians, whatever) if they weren't religious.

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>>668864227 is a troll. pic related.

tl;dr: "my ppl are better than theirs, on erry level"

>>668864211
This is why the middle east is all fucked up...

>>668864810
"Shut up faggot"
>Proceeds to ask a male for anal

>>668864983
Shut up faggot
Now pull down your pants so we can sodomize you faggot.

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inb4 dinosaur

inb4 shitty ending

inb4 allahu ackbar
op is actually a ghost

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>>668865112
Fuck, I haven't seen a dinosaur thread in ages.

>>668865154
You're late to the party

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>>668865091
Ooh, you're so DOMINANT, anon

>>668864211
That's it?

>>668865320
Shut up faggot
Now pull down your pants so we can sodomize you faggot.

>So anyway, I can see sedan suddenly appearing behind us
>tell friend to fucking floor it
>says he is going as fast as he can
>fucking guy on a segway out of fucking nowhere
>we swerve but end up hitting his lard ass of the road
>Sedan finally catches on, arab fucker gets out of the car and sees us there paralised, not knowing how to react

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>>668865091

>My roommate is still speeding his ass off, knowing that this arab son of a bitch is following us
>I am yelling directions at him, trying to get to my cousins house
>I call my Persian cousin, telling him I'm in trouble with arabs, and I can't explain now
>he tells me he has a bunch of people over (fellow persian friends)
>tell him I need to come over, and need protection

My cousin is a chemistry graduate student, always busy with work. No way he's having a party or anything. He's a true bro, and has smoked hookah with me since I was 10 and he was 15. I know he's probably at his place with his friends smoking hookah, studying or some shit

>Fast forward after 15 minutes of shitty asian driving (kidding, kid is a good ass driver)
>I run to my cousins door thinking Al-Suq Akweer was driving behind us
>he opens the door, and lets me and my roomate in

>persian bros sitting around a table, smoking hookah, with ekhtelaf by hichkas playing on his speaker
>try to explain to them what's going on
>cousin thinks it's fucking hilarious
>offers me and my roommate tea, telling us we are safe here, and not to worry. they will protect us if anything happens.

>>668864803
I never said axe smells good
>>668864908
>arab is hurt
>arab call troll
your people fucked up our entire country. Not all arabs are bad and I know some pretty hot arab girls in my school too, so...
Also, why the fuck did you add a tl;dr to a 5 letter message you fucking retard lmfao

>>668865514
You know, I have never seen a Segway on the streets.

Do Persians also scream Alistair snackbar and blow up or that just Arabs? I hate Muzzdogs!

>You are DEAD now fucker
>Oh shit!, maybe I should have apologized for real since they seemed on board
>suddenly think of a new plan
>my mind is fucking racing, the adrenaline maybe, and I am thinking on JUST the perfect way to escape from the arab and eventually the cops, but I need my friend to run as fast as he can and get me a bucket
> a fucking bucket!!
Contd

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>>668865875
Fuck off faggot. Let OP do his thing.

>>668865875
miserable attempt

>>668865320
Is that a hotdog?

>>668865875
cont
>As quicklhy as I can I tell my friend to go get the bucket and how I need it to be red, closed, etc.
>my mind is still processing and making up new paths, new variables to the escape plan
>I no longer pay attention to the arab guy shouting, screaming and going for us
>But something is off... my rooommate is still in shock, doesnt seem to want to look at me or maybe he is too scared
>then it hit me
>I remembered...
>the fucking retard on the segway-!
>where is he!?
contd

>>668865606
>Al-Suq Akweer who/what?
>ekhtelaf by hichkas
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE YOU SANDNIGGER?!?! Speak white or forever fuck off from this site.

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>>668864908 was a tl;dr for >>668864227.

also, i'm about as arabic as OP's roomie.

interesting that you assumed i wasn't, and proceeded to pick a fight. seems to reinforce >>668863053.

>>668866307
Dude stop. Just stop.

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>>668866307
>>668866307
Yeah OP did come back so we'll leave it at that, thanks, and don´t get upset, OP was taking for ever. Also, seems to be making it up as he goes too, at that pace at least.

>>668866307
Don't continue - you are terrible at story telling and are basically just an annoyance no one wants to put up with. Stop wasting your time and fuck off or wait for OP.

>>668865875
pretty pathetic

>>668866661
See >>668866576
Thank you for your cooperation.
I am OP's roommate btw

>>668866661
>>668866666

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>>668866307
>>668865875

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Take your fucking time OP

cont.

>shit calms down, smoke some shisha, drinking some tea
>even Chinese roommate is laughing having a good time
>45 minutes or so passes, hear a knock on the door
>the room falls silent.

>suddenly, calculations occur in my head
>how could it be him if he didn't follow us? how could he find me?
>it seems like I went through a long ass thought process in 10 seconds

>I remember the arab chick always being really sneaky with my phone.
>she always watched to see my passcode, and tried to grab my phone when I wasn't looking.
>then it hit me. the bitch installed find my friends on my phone.
>I opened the app quickly to see who I was friends with, and sure enough, she was my only friend on that piece of shit app.
>could she have ratted me out? of course she did, she's a fucking arab.

>My cousin goes to open the door---he tells us to keep quiet
>I am still sitting at the table with me roommate and the persian bros, and hear a dirty, ugly arab voice
>they are fucking screaming, my cousin is trying to tell him that he does not know an anon
>"what's with his car outside? you stupid persian bitch, I rape your mother!"
>he said something like that, I wasn't sure. Definitely something about mothers and rape.
>the arab runs in, shoving my cousin, running straight at me
>one of the persian bros tries to hold him back, but before he could, I get slapped on my upper cheek, hard
>the arab's cheap, walmart ring tread across my eye
>two persian bros are holding him back, and my cousin walks up behind him and smacks his head with a fucking lamp, shattering it.
>the arab isn't even bleeding, but knocked out unconscious.

>we are all just standing there, fucking out of breath, wondering if there are more.
>2 minutes of silence pass by, and my cousin gets an idea
>he goes into his room, and comes out with a fucking syringe
>he injects the arab with it, hardly leaving a track mark

>>668867076
Yeah it's only 3:16 am

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>>668866824
It's just quints. They're cool but they're not really a significant get.

>>668867068
You missed the 1st one, from before OP came back.

Come on OP I'm getting flaccid

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>waitingforOPtodeliver

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>>668867178
So slow.
Are you typing with your toes, OP?
Shouldn't you be painting Easter cards?

>>668862675
are you (and your family) a follower of azura mazda then?

>>668867178
You guys are bitch ass niggas.
I would of been popped on those niggas.

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>>668867280

>>668867178
>>it seems like I went through a long ass thought process in 10 seconds
>>Then it hit me
>>A lamp, a fucking lamp shatters and KO´s the raging arab nigg.
SURE

>>668866347
>>persian bros sitting around a table, smoking hookah, with ekhtelaf by hichkas playing on his speaker
>>try to explain to them what's going on
>>cousin thinks it's fucking hilarious
>>offers me and my roommate tea, telling us we are safe here, and not to worry. they will protect us if anything happens.

It was a pun. He was making fun of Arabian names. "I'll suck a queer."

>>668867487
>he doesnt type with his toes
gotta get that hammer out somehow

>>668862731
>crying out loud your sheer ignorance
arabs are semitic people
persians are indoeuropean.

>>668867724
I highlighted that shit on accident

>>668867724
Heh, not bad.

Bunmp

b-b-bump

hurry the fuck up OP

come on man, type this shit out

Bump it till you drop or op delivers

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bumping. Come on OP.

HELLO BUMPERINO

Please op finish this and let me have some sweet sleep

and everyone is gettign dubs

Last post guys

>cousin calls the cops, and says some high dude came in here looking for someone who "fucked his sister"
>cousin gives a persian bro gloves and some weird ass looking baggies, and tells him to put these in the arab's car if it is unlocked.
>it was
>arabs phone is going off in his pocket
>I grab it out, arab mumbles while I do so
>notice it's his sister, I pick up
>"What's up?"
>"*brother's name*?"
>"no it's anon, what's up?"
>"why the fuck do you have **** phone? You fucking asshole, you fucking bitch. You aren't a man at all! Where is my brother?!"
>I wanna say something cool, but can't.
>"Here."
>I hang up


>cops come, they are on our side. We tell them that we had to smash his head with the lamp to stop him
>arab wakes up, not knowing what the fuck is going on, eyes all red
>cops ask if he's on drugs, he doesn't even respond, just a fucking mumble while dirty, arab saliva falls from his fat sandnigger lips
>cops search his car, find drugs
>place him under arrest. I smile as I watch the cops practically carry him into their car.

>I ask my cousin what the fuck that shit was
>he tells me not to worry about it, laughs, and lets off a beautiful persian smile
>thank my cousin and the persian bros for the hospitality, and drive to my parent's house with my roomate
>figure it's safest to do this, and the dorm isn't safe

>the next morning, alert the campus police of the situation.
>show the bruise on my face, pictures of my car, repair paperwork, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.
>arab girl and one of her brother's kicked out of university.
>that bitch had only one semester left
>university moves my roommate and i into an on campus villa for the price of a dorm
>never talked to the arab again


Don't know what happened to her older brother. I remember her mentioning something about having to bail him out for something else a while back.

Hopefully her family leaves me alone. She knows what the Persians could do to them.

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OP CMON MAN!!

>>668862907
not listening to you, mr. spoopy skelton.

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>>668868701
You did good OP, you did good.

I'm Assyrian; my parents didn't allow me to talk to our Arab or Turkish neighbors.

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>>668868701
Thanks for a good story OP.

Good night guys thanks op pretty good story

>>668868701
Nice happy ending.

Did you inject him with Marijuana?

>>668864046
but anon, it's fun to fuck Japanese woman and then eat them. yummy!!!!!

good job op

>>668868701
thanks for the nice story, OP.

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>>668869064 again

OP can we get picks of your ex? I wanna see if those Arabs look good.

What do we do now?

yes a hppy ending thanks op

>>668869304
hmm fap to any pics op has of this chick naked?? idk

>>668869304
I'm going to bed.

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OP show us pics of that crazy bitch or this thread goes...

>>668868701
Ayyy lmao, you got em good op

Had Persian food once, can confirm they are good people, for sand wogs anyways

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>>668869466
Yes!

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>>668860419
>implying Persians aren't just as bad with the greediness and craziness

>>668868701
Great story /b/rother worth the wait

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>>668869623

>>668869684
Thread is already over you faggot

>>668869546
> I don't know about these guys
>Tries their food
>They're okay.

If only everyone thought like anon

>>668869856

What do you mean? Haven't even got nudes of gf yet!

>>668868701
Truly worth the wait

Hey guys, OP here,

Happy you guys enjoyed, have a few more stories with crazy chicks I might share in the future, but nothing like this. As for nudes, I had one pic of her ass I took when she was asleep, but I deleted it a while ago. I have a photo of her in lingerie I bought her, but it's from a really shitty angle and you can't really see anything. Just her fuckin shoulders, and I prefer not to show her face. I'll share it so u guys can see the dirty arab skin tone though.

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>>668870117
Exactly

>>668868701
Great one anon. Saved that one. Will share that on the next legendary green text thread.

>>668868701
Nicely done.
Also, sand nigger story general.

>>668869018
>ekhtelaf
you in aus?

>>668868701
that was a great story, thanks anon

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>>668870499
Alright faggots get ready.
This is the story of my experience with some room mates of mine back in college.
>Be me
>Have Armenian Bro I've known since 4th Grade
>Also Have Polish Bro I've known since 4th grade
>We decide to renovate a 4 bedroom apartment close to school, try to put out applications for room mates around campus, starbucks, ect.
>Get a call finally after like 2 days
>Raspy arab guy on the phone
>"Shaaack Lackamonoooooock Alaaaaaahck ack achk."
>"What?"
>"*cough* Sorry I was clearing my throat. I'm here calling about za room."
>"Oh yeah, wanna meet me and my friends for coffee? We can talk about it at a starbucks or something."
So we meet him at starbucks after school
Also, keep bumping because this thread is about to die.

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Forgot I had one where I wrote my name on her stomach. Lol, thought it was kinda hot. Photo makes her look a lot lighter than she actually is. Just to show you guys her body wasn't awful or anything.

Dude that sucks that you're person, OP. Sorry for your loss.

>>668871137
asymmetrical tits/10

>>668871291
virgin/10

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>>668871137
OP delivers !

based OP

P.S. fuck arabs

>>668871137
She has a quite straight up and down type body

>>668871375
youwish/10

>>668864894
Arabs brought religion to their country, and now most Iranians pretend to believe in religion so they aren't shamed by society etc. They really did turn Iran into a shit hole, it's a shame.

>>668871064
>So this guy is like.. Fat. With a capital F.
>Not chunky
>Not brisk
>Not bearmode
>But like..Hamgalaxy fat.
>Meet him up, It's fucking impossible to find seats at starbucks on a Friday afternoon
>Luckily he found a table
>With one seat
>That's bending under his sheer weight
>"Hullo, hullo, so I gib you resimay for room yes? Ha-ha."
Bit of chatting for a while, he seems to have the money to pay
>"Hokay Hokay. But I'm just letting you guys gnow. I am bery, bery, Mooslum."
>"k."
>"Zat is not going to be broblem?"
>"No."
>"Okay grait! When do zi move een?"
So he moves in
>Guy has a SHIT TON of weird nick nacks
>You know like that shit you put in your house that's decorative but doesn't do anything but collect dust?
>This guy had maybe more of those than he did pounds on his tum tum
>ha jk he had much more pounds
>So he moves in, all things are going smoothly for the next 2-3 days.. Until...
Cont?

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Screencap this shit, lads

>>668871064
Bumpin

someone screencap

>>668871734
You have my attention anon

>>668871734
Toke
Toke
Toke
>now type story

>>668871734
Of course cont you fucking faggot

>>668867178
You're american
It's so fucking hilarious to see you try add some mid-eastern accents to an american lets say reality. Go on

>>668871838
>>668871741
Way ahead of you

Keep it alive boys

>>668863670
ml>>668860419
I suppose that you fuck her in the ass (like everybody do) since she had to stay virgin till marriage...

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>>668871734
Cont.
>I wake up one morning to the sound of.. Screaming.
>Coming from Arab's room
>I open his unlocked door
>And there he is
>Completely naked
>Face down ass up praying to Quran
>Hurl in my mouth a bit, whatever form of a reproductive system he had drowned in the ocean that was his stomach
>"HALLLAAAHUWAYAHSHACKLAMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
>'-ALRIGHT STOP, STOP."
Chuckled a bit typing this
>The way he reacts
>He flops on his back like a fucking turtle and starts clawing at anything he can
>"CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
>Polsky bro comes out of his room with his pajamas on
>"KURWA, IT IS 6:00 IN THE MORNING. WHAT THE-
>He sees this autistic blubber pile screaming on the ground
>"Anon, zwhat the fack is he doing?"
Keep in mind he's still screaming in the background
>"I have no clue but it's fucking great isn't it?"
>"*sigh* I am going to bed. Go help him."
>So I go over to his flailing body on the ground and help him up
>By almost getting crushed
>He stops screaming, (He was fucking crying)
Oh and, I think he may have been autistic or something
>he explains some bullshit about his religion and how he has to pray everyday
>Send him off to sleep
The next day

>>668872563
Hurry before it dies!

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Dont you die on me

>>668872563
BADABUMPIN

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>>668872563
>So in the morning we all wake up for breakfast as usual
>Me and Armenian bro are usually the cooks while Polsky brews coffee
>So we start off by making eggs and bacon, you know, typical breakfast shit
But then the most unexplainable, unthinkable, unbelievable thing happens
>The mudslime is immediately standing right in the kitchen
>I have no fucking clue how he got there
>But he has an agitated, aggressive look on his face
>Me, Polsky, and Armenianbro all stare at him
>"Bwatchu.. *sniff* Bwatchu guys cookin?"
>"Uh... Eggs... And Bacon.."
>"Cool, cool."
I get an uneasy look from Polsky
>"Vand zis bacon... What kind is it?"
>Armenian bro pipes up, "It's-
I put my hand over his mouth
>"IT'S TURKEY BACON. It's turkey."
>"VOH! Good! I love turkey!"
>Mfw he un knowingly ate regular bacon
>Mfw he ate the most out of all of us.
More to come

>>668863587

Detective of the thread.

>>668872563

Go on fagget

>>668871573
Well religion in modern society, hasn't helped at all. Maybe something like Buddhism, haven't made anything worse. But most religions are just making people dumb.

On a different note, I wrote the whole thing and I like it OP should dump her photos here with face and/or facebook.

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>>668873298
top kek

>>668873298
Forgot to mention I'm a medfag
>Things get weirder and weirder around the house each day
>Like, for example, he started changing his clothes at least five times a day and then just fucking leaving them wherever he wanted
>Polsky is our, "Housekeeper" in the sense that he likes to clean, but he's not tolerating this shit
>After two days, he goes into Ahmed's room to tell him to stop leaving his shit everywhere
>And comes out followed by a girly scream
>Me and Armenianbro look inside his room
>He's trying to cover his computer screen where we can both visibly see pornhub open with a video of two fat harry faggots butt fucking each other
>Slowly close the door and turn to Armenian bro
>"He's gotta go."
>"Oh come on, just wait until the rent is due, let's just set a couple of ground rules with him before we make him leave."
I forgot to mention that we were the ones who moved all his shit in for him
This one was short so the thread doesn't die. Fucking keep bumping.

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>>668868701
>beautiful persian smile

That was a great story. I wish I could have the same one (not really, just, you know, to spice up life a little lol). Don't lose your way, anon.

>>668873925
Then hurry faggot, or make a new thread and link it

>>668874113
Alright
>>668874193▶

The fact that you didn't dump the gold-digging whore the second she tried to get any money out of you tells me all I need to know

>>668860419
1. Find the sand nigger that fucked up your car
2. Make an example of him
3. ?????
4. Profit

>>668860419
Iranian-Australian living in melb here
fuck man

>>668864227
so true

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Bump

>>668868701
i really enjoyed this story
thanks op