Badly describe a game and have other anons guess
I'll start off easy
>2nd worst fanbase of all time
>be a forrest critter
>drink lots of beer
>wake up drunk
>find way home trough a pile of shit, world war 2, fight dino's and fucking matrix
should be ez
>guy gets dropped off in forest
>carrys like 20 different shirts
>has to fight 5 wierdos with crippling autism
>ends up killing his wife/mom
>refuses to shake some guys hand
>Wake up in asylum
>radical feminist guards asylum
>kills you in one hit
>fuck this game
>was that gate there the whole time?
pic not really related
>furrie space program
>look at these fucking graphics!
>No, Anita, you get penalised for killing the strippers...
>be soldier guy
>Get chance of escape from prison
>big ruler is killed in process
>find his son
>help him in samurai palace
>help him close gates to hell
>kill an evil god
>get sweet armor at end
Elf guys go to edgy island
Elf guy gets turned to furry
Get 100 orb things
Say absolutely nothing the whole time.
Get to even edgier city
Cops kidnap you
Makes you even edgier
Get kicked out
Mad max type shit
Final fantasy chocobos
Final game is need for speed
>trash talk others
>not give a fuck about winning
>Peruvians out the ass
>kill the king of a circular casino
>tyrant likes your style, wants you to go to his camp
>general likes your style, wants you to turn right and go to a building
>metal man likes your style, go to a huge pointy thing
>portable metal man likes your style, go back in the casino and raid the dead guys apartment
>get on a bus
>wake up in soviet summer camp 20 years ago
>demons, zombies, and suicide
>the ride never ends
Wake up on island
You're a sized 27 shoe'd 14 year old
Collect some shit
Loose a race to a gaycunt who likes niggers
Collect more shit
You'd think this being the first game to come out it would be canon, nope.
All the shit you do is for nothing.
Fight nigger boss who isn't really who you think he is
Turns out nigger boss is a copy of a nigger who took the body of a white boy, who then had a copy who ran a bunch of copies who you then take out. But fucking then nigger copy be like "I'll just make 13 of myself"
Get stuck in some story line clusterfuck. With stupid remade games that you'll buy anyway.
Main protagonist is actually the whole body an emo version of himself, a less spikey haired version of himself and an emo chick.
Who had their own personalities
Bounce off the fucking walls
Shoot magic out of your fucking weapon
Still no third game "it's been in development for nearly 8 years"
>Be blonde fag
>Supperior is an AI
>girlfriend is an anoying whore who engages AI
>Be trained in top VR missions
>Big water robot
>half of NewYork destroyed
( the game was supposed to be called the third in the series to fuck with people)
>weird guy waving arms sells a shit boat
>my crew is shit
>"Look behind you, a three headed monkey!"
>tfw actual three headed monkey