>Meet cute girl at larp game
>Crazy as fuck, crazy as me
>Captors my heart
>Into Doge and every deranged fetish
>Felled hard
>Got double erect
>Proposed
>She said yes
>Wants to move to California with me and make porn
>Gonna do guro themes and bestiality
>So loving and caring
>Planning on spending the rest of our lives together with the consensus that whomever dies first gets fucked and eaten by the other
>Asks to be my valentine
>Gives really thoughtful and romantic card
>feels.jpg
>Cry a little in eachother's arms
>About to go jump her bones
>See H-Fur thread
>Decide to look at sexy herms with her while she eats Lasagna
>Looking forward to going to movies later and getting fisted
So how's your Valentines day going /b/ros?
Also she's looking for good ideas to put on sex coupons... crazy shit and stuff...
Post good suggestions and we'll post tits...
...with timestamp
inb4 newfag gtfo copypasta
bumpin
moar bumpin
>>668745806
Hey sweetie... h-fur thread too?
>tfw you think your crazy and cooky and origional but your just 2 nerds who try to sound cool.
>>668746314
Honestly we doubt we're the first to ever do this shit...
...and we doubt you're the first newfag that's bitched about it.
But for seriously though, it's definitely not the last first time we've never given a fuck.
Gonna watch bad anime movies and fuck in a few hours so 7/10
How cute, you found your penguin of doom or whatever.
I didn't know you could get married at 12 years old.
>>668746713
>doesn't like what i say
>calls me a newfag
>gotem gud didn't i furry honey
>im leaving you
Huehuehue I'm an le edgy newfag posting gib attention for me whore so I'll for certainly be an OP deliver.
>>668746862
Naw it's all good man, she's 17.
>>668746713
>we
>we
>we
>we
>We
>>668747044
Nice dubs.
No idea what you said though.
>>668747044
>is 17
>gets banned for being underage
>>668747241
Hahaha... I mean 21...
>>668747095
We're a couple... of fags. ;3
>>668747201
There's newfags around... I'm not up on their hipsterlingus
>>668746820
Hope you have a great day love.
Pic related... my tits.
At least I delivered...
>>668748382
What the fuck
>>668748832
Hiya buddy.
If you like that you'll love what we did to my balls...
>>668749352
>>668749604
Um what the fuck
Delicious saute'd balls...
>>668749782
Part of a complete healthy breakfast
>>668749874
The knife was kinda blunt... had to ask one of our partners to sharpen it.
>>668749952
Indeed... tastes like sausage and eggyolks mixed together.
So rubbery too... think we might have overcooked them.
>>668750120
I'm not disgusted, actually quite the oposite. I'm intrigued by your actions. But what compelled you to do this?
>>668750338
Is there a "ghost limb" sensation for your balls?
>>668750338
>Be an tranny...
>Don't like having tits
>Cut off tits with angle grinder
>Feels good man
>Get together with friends
>Have some drinks
>Decide to cut off testicles too
>Future wife holds me and cuddles me while I into the knife
>1, 2 ,3
>For Slaanesh
>Soprano life
>>668750634
No actually... though they're tingly, we were testing the remaining area out with some light nibbling earlier, was actually a pleasurable sensation.
Got similar sensation in tit remains too... actually feels better than they did before removal...
Go figure... :\
>>668750338
...also we're both fetishists and cannibal/auto-cannibals
And on those days not a single fuck was given ^_^
why was this thread marked h/fur? I'm scared
Gotta go to bed now guys... fiancee's sleepy and we're after cuddles.
Hope you all have a great Valentines day too.
>>668751564
Cause we dun goofed son
>>668751744
Have a kitty on a titty...
>>668750898
Do you realise that without your balls you will lose your sex drive?
YOU DUN GOOFED
>>668744918
Really happy for your, OP.
I hope you enjoy fucking their corpse in 50-80 years.
>>668751822
>Be an asexual
>Fiancee still forces me to orgasm
Your fucktardery is invalid
>>668751838
Thanks bro, you too.
welp, op delivered. continuing dump.
>mfw this thread