>Meet cute girl at larp game
>Crazy as fuck, crazy as me
>Captors my heart
>Into Doge and every deranged fetish
>Got double erect
>She said yes
>Wants to move to California with me and make porn
>Gonna do guro themes and bestiality
>So loving and caring
>Planning on spending the rest of our lives together with the consensus that whomever dies first gets fucked and eaten by the other
>Asks to be my valentine
>Gives really thoughtful and romantic card
>Cry a little in eachother's arms
>About to go jump her bones
>See H-Fur thread
>Decide to look at sexy herms with her while she eats Lasagna
>Looking forward to going to movies later and getting fisted
So how's your Valentines day going /b/ros?
Also she's looking for good ideas to put on sex coupons... crazy shit and stuff...
Post good suggestions and we'll post tits...
>tfw you think your crazy and cooky and origional but your just 2 nerds who try to sound cool.
Honestly we doubt we're the first to ever do this shit...
...and we doubt you're the first newfag that's bitched about it.
But for seriously though, it's definitely not the last first time we've never given a fuck.
Huehuehue I'm an le edgy newfag posting gib attention for me whore so I'll for certainly be an OP deliver.
Naw it's all good man, she's 17.
Hahaha... I mean 21...
We're a couple... of fags. ;3
There's newfags around... I'm not up on their hipsterlingus
If you like that you'll love what we did to my balls...
The knife was kinda blunt... had to ask one of our partners to sharpen it.
Indeed... tastes like sausage and eggyolks mixed together.
So rubbery too... think we might have overcooked them.
>Be an tranny...
>Don't like having tits
>Cut off tits with angle grinder
>Feels good man
>Get together with friends
>Have some drinks
>Decide to cut off testicles too
>Future wife holds me and cuddles me while I into the knife
>1, 2 ,3
No actually... though they're tingly, we were testing the remaining area out with some light nibbling earlier, was actually a pleasurable sensation.
Got similar sensation in tit remains too... actually feels better than they did before removal...
Go figure... :\
And on those days not a single fuck was given ^_^
Gotta go to bed now guys... fiancee's sleepy and we're after cuddles.
Hope you all have a great Valentines day too.
Cause we dun goofed son
welp, op delivered. continuing dump.
>mfw this thread