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>>668739745

I've never tried either.
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You waste a lot of time and money to get nothing
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>>668739745
You need a decent rod that you know how to handle.
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Sometimes ends with a head bashed in.
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>>668739745
At the end of the day you'll smell like fish.
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>>668739745
You can only get ugly tuna that smells too bad to be eaten out because you're too bad to get better than that
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>>668739745
You end up with your hands smelling like fish.
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>>668740335
>>668740359
hivemind
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>>668740335
Winner winner faggot dinner.
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>>668739745
If you catch a big one it might break your rod.
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>>668739745
if it bites, it dies
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>>668739745
It starts to smell funny after a while.
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>>668739745
there are a lot of fish in the sea but nothing on the end of my rod
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You can buy a fish and sex so why bother fishing?
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>>668740456
kek
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>>668739745
there are whales out there, just ruining things for everyone
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>>668739745
No one wants to do it with you if you're black.
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>>668739745
You should probably know how to scrape shit out of your catch.
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>>668740872
i fucking kekd
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>>668740881
ALSO KEKD
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>>668739745
you'll never know what you'll catch
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you never know what your gonna catch .... like aids
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>>668739745
If you don't have a license, what you're doing is probably illegal.
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>>668740621
Underrated
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>>668739745
If they're too young, you ought to throw 'em back.

... but you wont.
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>>668739745
I've done both on a boat with lots of men.
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If there's no blood, it's no fun.
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>>668739745

If you don't tire them out, you're doing it wrong.
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>>668739745
Father-son bonding time
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>>668739745
Never bring your wife.
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>>668739745

> mfw i have nothing to contribute to this thread because I literally only ever have sex with fish.
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I only do either in an aquarium.
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>>668739745
You will forever be a master baiter.
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>>668740340
Holy fuck don't giver yourself a tumour
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No one ever wants to join me
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You have to force them in
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Yall never done either
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>all these replies and not one of them talks about bait
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>>668741763
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>>668739745

you never know what you are going to catch..
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>>668742168
See >>668741955, you bling faggot
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My father taught me.
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If you don't master bait, then you'll never catch anything good.
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>>668742382
>bling faggot
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The smellz!
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If you cum in what you catch they taste better.
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>>668742669
Let's go be faggots together
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Both you and your wife wish you were better equipped to do it.
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>>668742918
On a boat? It'll be just like 1993 all over again! Only with less abuse and no sisters forced to blow me!
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I dive in but only come away with crabs
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>>668739745

use bait
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You shouldn't attempt your first time in the dark.
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>>668743298
But I am your sister
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>>668739745
never did it, but not by my choice
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>>668739745
"Fishing is alot like sex"
Lots of sitting and waiting till you feel a little tug on your rod
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>>668742324
very good anon, very good
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>>668739876
kek
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>>668739745
Its boring as fuck but sometimes you get a good catch
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>>668739745
So many people you know are good at it, but you aren't
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>>668739745
Sometimes you can also hook an old clam.
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>>668743860
You want to fish but cant?
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There's no guarantee in catching something, but sometimes you will.
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>>668739745
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You'll never catch anything on 4chan
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"Fishing is alot like sex"

Often done alone... much better with others.
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>>668739745
not quite rite, but anyway
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>>668739876
>>668740456
>>668741095
>>668741263
Tri-kekage
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>>668742384
Underrated post
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Dis gon' a good one.
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Doing it with me is extremely frustrating
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Picfont.com you lazy fucks.
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