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>>668739745

I've never tried either.

You waste a lot of time and money to get nothing

>>668739745
You need a decent rod that you know how to handle.

Sometimes ends with a head bashed in.

>>668739745
At the end of the day you'll smell like fish.

>>668739745
You can only get ugly tuna that smells too bad to be eaten out because you're too bad to get better than that

>>668739745
You end up with your hands smelling like fish.

>>668740335
>>668740359
hivemind

>>668740335
Winner winner faggot dinner.

>>668739745
If you catch a big one it might break your rod.

>>668739745
if it bites, it dies

>>668739745
It starts to smell funny after a while.

>>668739745
there are a lot of fish in the sea but nothing on the end of my rod

You can buy a fish and sex so why bother fishing?

>>668740456
kek

>>668739745
there are whales out there, just ruining things for everyone

>>668739745
No one wants to do it with you if you're black.

>>668739745
You should probably know how to scrape shit out of your catch.

>>668740872
i fucking kekd

>>668740881
ALSO KEKD

>>668739745
you'll never know what you'll catch

you never know what your gonna catch .... like aids

>>668739745
If you don't have a license, what you're doing is probably illegal.

>>668740621
Underrated

>>668739745
If they're too young, you ought to throw 'em back.

... but you wont.

>>668739745
I've done both on a boat with lots of men.

If there's no blood, it's no fun.

>>668739745

If you don't tire them out, you're doing it wrong.

>>668739745
Father-son bonding time

>>668739745
Never bring your wife.

>>668739745

> mfw i have nothing to contribute to this thread because I literally only ever have sex with fish.

I only do either in an aquarium.

>>668739745
You will forever be a master baiter.

>>668740340
Holy fuck don't giver yourself a tumour

No one ever wants to join me

You have to force them in

Yall never done either

>all these replies and not one of them talks about bait

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>>668741763

>>668739745

you never know what you are going to catch..

>>668742168
See >>668741955, you bling faggot

My father taught me.

If you don't master bait, then you'll never catch anything good.

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>>668742382
>bling faggot

The smellz!

If you cum in what you catch they taste better.

>>668742669
Let's go be faggots together

Both you and your wife wish you were better equipped to do it.

>>668742918
On a boat? It'll be just like 1993 all over again! Only with less abuse and no sisters forced to blow me!

I dive in but only come away with crabs

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>>668739745

use bait

You shouldn't attempt your first time in the dark.

>>668743298
But I am your sister

>>668739745
never did it, but not by my choice

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>>668739745
"Fishing is alot like sex"
Lots of sitting and waiting till you feel a little tug on your rod

>>668742324
very good anon, very good

>>668739876
kek

>>668739745
Its boring as fuck but sometimes you get a good catch

>>668739745
So many people you know are good at it, but you aren't

>>668739745
Sometimes you can also hook an old clam.

>>668743860
You want to fish but cant?

There's no guarantee in catching something, but sometimes you will.

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>>668739745

You'll never catch anything on 4chan

"Fishing is alot like sex"

Often done alone... much better with others.

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>>668739745
not quite rite, but anyway

>>668739876
>>668740456
>>668741095
>>668741263
Tri-kekage

>>668742384
Underrated post

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Dis gon' a good one.

Doing it with me is extremely frustrating

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Picfont.com you lazy fucks.