ITT: Things in porn that we hate.
When the guy moans more than the girl
When it's a threesome with two broads and while one chick is getting fucked, the other one just fucking sits there being useless instead of getting her box munched or licking balls or something
>fapping to the guy instead of the girl
I just have to post this when I see pic related
when they're obviously in some seedy hotel
convulted bondage that looks more uncomfortable than hot
>slapping (just why)
>filming doggy from behind or any other angle where you can see the guy's ass
>excessive moaning from guys
>pixelated genitals (srsly wtf japan)
>armpit or feet stuff
>extreme close-ups (I wanna see the faces dammit)
maybe more but that's what came to my mind just now
I know about that youforget bad things that happen in the past.
And my father was an abusive father, somehow alcoholic, broke my sisters arm, beats my mother and stuff. And I just can't remember anything that he did to me (if he did something)
I always had the idea that he might have somehow molested me... That would explain a lot...
So are you serious?
When I find a hot girl starring in cuck porn but the dude is black.
>I only like ALL-WHITE cuck porn.
Of course he isn't serious. But if you suspect something happened go work it out with a psychologist. Not usually a big fan of them but when it's deep stuff it can't hurt to have someone contractually obligated to keep it to themselves.
More guys then chicks
Nigger porn where everyone behind the scenes is talking
Japanese slurping sounds
20 minute blowjob scene
All of you
Basically everything you closet faggots love
Get cucked faggots
I used to be pretty loud but I learned to suppress it very quickly when I was young. Didn't want to get caught jerking off. Honestly it was better with the moaning.
It's normal. When a guy is about to cum their balls pull up towards the body. happens to all guys to varied degrees.
>can't watch porn semi-related with men to reassure his sexuality daily
either 4/10 bait or you should seriously consider setting yourself on fire
>When the girl obviously isn't enjoying it and fakes enjoying cum in her mouth and face, when she's obviously disgusted by it
>When there's more dick sucking than actual intercourse
>When camera angle is more important than actual passion and comfort
tl;dr porn is too fake, cams are made poorly, professional porn is bearable but in the end, who cares right?
Japanese porn in general, but especially the sounds and expressions the girls make.
>when the guy is coaching the woman on what to do
>when Japanese women squeak like mice
>when the vag and dick are censored
I found it on /b/.
I prefer no man in porn. So I rather have lesbians or women doing solo stuff.
I don't how heterosexual males can watch other dudes fucking chicks and still call themselves straight.
I think the biggest turn off for me is when a female pornstar makes that stupid fucking noise, you all know what noise im talking about.
Where they clench their teeth and suck in. It's not sexy in the slightest and I shut off any porn where a girl does it.
I also hate excessive talking and the stupid fucking mumbling that most guys do when their fucking chicks in porn.
Two-Tone Malone ruins a scene for me, he just looks like a fucking neanderthal cunt.
>mute button while watching a vid
Might as well be watching a webm. You want sound because it makes it easier to pretend you're there, *with* the actress. If I mute it, I'm suddenly hearing my heater, my roommates' music, or outside noise.
There is a difference between being a homophobe and being straight. You are just a homophobe very scared he might actually like the dick. We are very comfortable with our sexuality and dont fear turning gay from seeing a dick.
When the camera is on the mope.
Keep the woman's head and torso in the view at minimum, unless sometime when she is sucking dick, deemphasize the mopes; just shut them up.
Never ever put the camera behind the mope's asshole, goddammit!
Masturbating to the woman in the scene while being fucked by a dude are not the same thing as masturbating while watching another man fucking a woman? No matter how you argue your way out of this, you are still masturbating in front of a naked man, no matter how you perceive it as something you are not. You are turned on by another dick in the scene.
When the man takes ten minutes to come on the girl's face.
I already came, but I figure "why not watch the cumshot?" Then I'm sitting there for another 10 minutes just watching a dude jerk his dick.
This is why porn-abuse leads to ED.
Porn is generally about living it vicariously. Most men picture themselves doing what the man is doing. Not picturing doing the man. Your argument is flimsy at best. More excuses really. If straight porn doesn't turn you on then that's fine. But it doesn't make those who it does turn on gay.
Tit fucking or pussy licking with the notable exception of lesbians. The last fucking thing in the world I want to see is a dude wasting my goddamn time by rubbing his dick on a pair of tits or licking pussy.
lmao at men saying they don't watch anything with dicks cause it's gay.
you morons. no.
you don't watch it cause you're insecure and subconsciously don't consider yourself worthy enough to satisfy a female, perfect scenario for your little cuck minds is a girl being fine on her own or with the other girl. no guy there, you don't imagine YOU fucking her, your think you're too disgusting for that.
there you go, psychoanalyzed
Jeesus. That's a nice cock for a lady.
>Mfw girls have complained about this.
"How do I know you're liking it?" Uh, the fact that I drove 30 minutes spent 50 bucks to get here you dumb bitch.
When girls look like boys but I still get a hard on.
An almost literal "hnnggg" as i'm coming.
Although The Tim Allen grunts would be a fucking riot.
On rare occasions, if there have been some laughs during sex i will pump my fist in the air and scream my own name in full.
More like this. Just because some losers on the Internet are too homophobic to admit an attractive man makes the porn even better doesn't mean I should have to tolerate the fucking Michelin man in every video.
Also why the fuck are they always bald?
>woman is like fifty with pigtails
>socks/shoes still on
When they're completely naked it might as well always be the same generic chick.
Which reminds me:
>they get completely undressed like fifteen seconds into the video
I hate when a porno starts out really rapey but turns consensual within 30 seconds.
POV. you have a 9/10 in front of you but you only film that little hole, it's ridiculous. especially in 'public' porn vids, what's the point of doing it in public when you're only filming her pussy?
top zozzle mate
i hate the porn where the girls dont poop on each other
I absolutely hate zooming. Masturbation videos where the camera zooms in on the pussy and just stays there for 5+ minutes. It's so fucking annoying. It's especially bad when it's amateur and they have a shitty camera and the dumb fuck zooms in to nothing but blur with poor lighting. If you're going to zoom in, keep it 30 seconds tops.
>always, every single damn time, one of two things happens: she either starts moaning and shit as if she wanted it all along or it gets ridiculously hardcore with boob skewering and crushing
Lost is the art of bondage rape porn.
It's a good point. Costume porn that ditches the costume entirely in the first minute is rather pointless. But it's all been done before. I want porno where a woman goes in to a gyno with some sort of weird magic fungus. That'd be new and interesting.
Otherwise it's just "Bend over an cough" then she gets dick'd
Here's a smart cat for you, faggot.
>prefering straight sex makes you gay