ITT: Things in porn that we hate. When the guy moans more

>>668553302
This can be hot if the guy moans like it's unreal

When porn actor dick isn't in my ass

>>668553302
niggers

interacial

niggers

Lesbian porn where the camera man won't shut up, or worse, wants to get involved. You do not understand your audience idiot.

>>668553496
this

Excessive moaning to tell the watching virgins that sex REALLY feels that good.

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When it's a threesome with two broads and while one chick is getting fucked, the other one just fucking sits there being useless instead of getting her box munched or licking balls or something

when the woman speaks they need to shut the fuck up

>>668553302
When there is a guy in the video

Bald guys.

I don't know why, it just... it always pisses me off.

I don't want to see your bald, shiny chrome-dome that literally looks like the tip of your cock.

>>668553695
This

when the guy and girl are fucking and the camera zooms in on the guys asshole

>>668553796
Kek

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scenes shot like this
>pic related im a little high

When there are no balls in the ball sack. Seriously WTF. do they tuck them up somewhere? someome tell me!!!!!!

got a pet peeve in a sex scene where the camera man goes from POV to close up on the actors face.

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>>668553796
>fapping to the guy instead of the girl

>>668554069
Haha that's fucking great, this is the worst

>>668553302
when there's girls

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This guy

>>668554222
kek'd and check'd

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>>668554069

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>>668553402

porn with more than 1 guy

when niggers talk, fuckin shit only happen in interacial

>>668553496
Double this

>>668553302
Spitting,
socks/shoes still on,
fake moanig
Poor camera pov or angle
Shifty art on the walls / shit interior design or locations

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>>668553688
I just have to post this when I see pic related

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>>668554688
when they're obviously in some seedy hotel

>>668554519
KEK!

>>668554688
>fake moanig
BAHAHAHAHA
you're looking at porn, it's all fake

>>668553607
this... God it's annoying, makes me watch amateur porn.

>>668553796
Yeah, I'm bald and want to do porn, but hate the idea of my bald head in the scene.

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>>668554688
this guy is a pro fapper

>>668553302
When there is a man.
Seriously when i see a penis I get soft again.
I only watch Lesbian and Solo porn.

Does that mean that I'm gay?

[spoiler]asians[/spoiler]

Asian porn. All of it. The women have weird pubic hair, squeal stupidly, and everything is pixelated. It's porn made for dudes who are intimidated by seeing real fucking.

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convulted bondage that looks more uncomfortable than hot

>>668555038
means you were molested as a child
sorry bro :(

>The entire cam whore genre.

A man's face never needs to be in the shot. I don't care about seeing some dude's goofy face.

>>668555036
I'm flattered anon.

>>668553496
>Implying the cameraman isn't the best thing about facial abuse

>>668554850
Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice.

>first thing that came to mind when you said seedy

>spitting
>slapping (just why)
>filming doggy from behind or any other angle where you can see the guy's ass
>excessive moaning from guys
>pixelated genitals (srsly wtf japan)
>armpit or feet stuff
>extreme close-ups (I wanna see the faces dammit)

maybe more but that's what came to my mind just now

>>668553688
The fuck is wrong with him...
It's like he has an extreme cerebral palsy episode mid rape.

>>668555535
Shaggy

>>668555226
I think that hit a little to close to home

>>668555226
Seriously?
I know about that youforget bad things that happen in the past.
And my father was an abusive father, somehow alcoholic, broke my sisters arm, beats my mother and stuff. And I just can't remember anything that he did to me (if he did something)
I always had the idea that he might have somehow molested me... That would explain a lot...
So are you serious?

Spitting.
Spitting cum or playing around with it i their mouth.
When the girl is moaning way to much and making alot of ridiculous facial expressions.

>>668553302
this so fucking much, i do my best to not moan when i have sex because even then it ruins it for me. i just want to see and hear the woman and/or women.

>>668555075
yeah no joke

>>668555523
>Implying facial abuse is lesbian porn.
fucking retard

>>668554141
Has this never happened to you? Have you never been so turned on your balls rise back up above your dick?

>>668555909
my ex started complaining that i didnt make enough noise during sex. that was weird to hear. i would have had to fake it, and im a guy.

>ahhhhh FUUUCK gimme that COOOCK
>do you like my pussssssssssssiiiiiieeeeeeeEEEEeee?
Also when the porns about to get good but the fucking camera man zooms into the ceiling

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When I find a hot girl starring in cuck porn but the dude is black.

>I only like ALL-WHITE cuck porn.

http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/195813/Kinky-Couple-Tries-New-Dick/

When the guy spends any amount of time fingering the girl. Waste of time my friend.

>>668555126
sauce on img

I hate when the female just yells
>"FUCK"
>"YES"
>"YOU'RE SO BIG"

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>>668554000
digits in a row

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>>668554069

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>>668553302
>that disgust is unreal

>>668555956
In hindsight I really should've read the post better.

>>668555763
Of course he isn't serious. But if you suspect something happened go work it out with a psychologist. Not usually a big fan of them but when it's deep stuff it can't hurt to have someone contractually obligated to keep it to themselves.

>>668556028
Yes, gay.
I've had same complaint and I'm 1/2 gay

>>668555664
>slapping (just why)
Just go with it, trust me.

When women don't rim guys in group sex/orgy setups

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>>668554222
repeating numbers

Sperm
More guys then chicks
Nigger porn where everyone behind the scenes is talking
Japanese slurping sounds
Men
Sperm
Dicks
Anal
Men
Sperm
Dicks
Men
Men
Men
Dicks
20 minute blowjob scene
Faggots
All of you
Cum
Cum
Sperm
Faggorty
Basically everything you closet faggots love

Get cucked faggots

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>>668554955
>Implying you're cut for the job

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>>668556499
>argh

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>>668555664
>Armpit stuff

>>668554955
>implying your fedora won't cover your baldness

>>668556447
sounds about right
wanna charge up some crystals?

>>668556028
I used to be pretty loud but I learned to suppress it very quickly when I was young. Didn't want to get caught jerking off. Honestly it was better with the moaning.

>>668554141
It's normal. When a guy is about to cum their balls pull up towards the body. happens to all guys to varied degrees.

>>668554955
>implying that's the reason you're not working in porn

>>668553302
Girls without penises

>>668556499

How about if you fall down dead, spam boy?

>>668556447
I like seeing dicks, but they NEED to look good and the bigger the better, also no soft ones, need to be steel.

Girls

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>>668556447
>can't watch porn semi-related with men to reassure his sexuality daily

either 4/10 bait or you should seriously consider setting yourself on fire

>>668554955
I'm samefaghin btw

>>668556590
my man

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>>668556499
yargh matey, i too was cheated by a winch

>>668556064
I seriously will never underrstand what is attractive about floppy raw looking vags. But I guess that explains why I'm such a fag.

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>>668556653

>>668553302
sauce on pic

>>668556589
Kek

when the girl is clearly in late 20s early 30s and tries to wear cute teenage outfits.

>>668556398
no
It's a turn off if anything.
Ass slapping is one thing. It's right by the groin area so the feeling travels. Sex should always be enjoyable.

>>668557140
>implying porn is just sex

>>668557089
That's every woman in the workd

>>668556679
you moaned when jerking off? christ, its not that great.

>>668556997
Brandi Belle

>>668557227
LOL

when the video ends and they dont show the rest of the girls day

>>668556786
Wow you can't even not like dicks here. Rotfl you're like the Tumblerina that says rejecting a girl is rape.

Again: Get cucked you worthless faggot. Enjoy your cum

>>668557140
Wait, who's groin are we talking about here?

>>668556715
A man can dream can't he? Seems like the best job in the world.

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>When the girl obviously isn't enjoying it and fakes enjoying cum in her mouth and face, when she's obviously disgusted by it
>When there's more dick sucking than actual intercourse
>When camera angle is more important than actual passion and comfort

tl;dr porn is too fake, cams are made poorly, professional porn is bearable but in the end, who cares right?

>>668556103
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12414815/

No carpet on floor

When the guy trys to carry on a shitty conversation and just won't shut the fuck up

>>668556289
Stop derailing the thread

Feets and hairy fat guys

>>668554293
When there's boys

>>668553302
1. when the guy get nude but leaves his socks on...
2. clothing related porn. girl takes off clothes first minute.

>>668557260
For the first few times yeah. I was sensitive. And it wasn't a ton. Mostly near the end.

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>>668557339
Never thought of that

>>668554824
Underrated post

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>>668554824
TOPFUCKING KEK MAN

>>668556064
But who cucks who, then?
White is always cuck.

Facials.

We need more creampie. And I'm talking orgy/ 10 guy dump. Hot af.

>>668557818
you obviously

>>668557818
Get out of here you of African descent

I like this thread,
Don't like seeing hairy hands or feet
Why do all porn guys wear shitty gold bracelets?

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Japanese porn in general, but especially the sounds and expressions the girls make.

White man cook, japanese man fuck

>>668553416
lost

>>668558035
because one guy did it and a whole job market full of egotistical pricks who don't know how to save money followed in his footsteps.

>>668553796
I prefer to jerk off to men with hair myself.

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>>668553302
>background music
>when the guy is coaching the woman on what to do
>hitting
>when Japanese women squeak like mice
>when the vag and dick are censored

>>668553302
when the guy doesnt cum balls deep into the pussy but rather just puts his tip in when cumming

>>668558395
This.

>>668558332
>when Japanese women squeak like mice
That shit kills me inside

Asian women making that awful noise they make.

>>668558332
Two words, Morty. Puffy. Vagina.

>>668558332
You know we're all going to need sauce on this, right?

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>>668558529

>>668558667
You deserved it,she's hot.

>>668553786
Seconded.

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>>668558560
I found it on /b/.

When the girl cuts her toenails with scissors.

>>668553302
I prefer no man in porn. So I rather have lesbians or women doing solo stuff.

I don't how heterosexual males can watch other dudes fucking chicks and still call themselves straight.

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I think the biggest turn off for me is when a female pornstar makes that stupid fucking noise, you all know what noise im talking about.

Where they clench their teeth and suck in. It's not sexy in the slightest and I shut off any porn where a girl does it.

I also hate excessive talking and the stupid fucking mumbling that most guys do when their fucking chicks in porn.

>>668558332
>when Japanese women squeak like mice

>>668558505
Can't use the mute button?

>>668558938
Because that is straight. Enjoying straight porn definitely doesn't make you gay. Unless you're specifically faping to the dude.

>>668559097
they're*

my b

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Two-Tone Malone ruins a scene for me, he just looks like a fucking neanderthal cunt.

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>>668559102
>mute button while watching a vid
Might as well be watching a webm. You want sound because it makes it easier to pretend you're there, *with* the actress. If I mute it, I'm suddenly hearing my heater, my roommates' music, or outside noise.

>>668558938
There is a difference between being a homophobe and being straight. You are just a homophobe very scared he might actually like the dick. We are very comfortable with our sexuality and dont fear turning gay from seeing a dick.

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>This

http://www.redtube.com/8721

>japanese females sounding like 8yo rape-victims all the time
>when she leaves the high heels on on bed
>the cameraman zooming in on guys balls during doggy-style scene

When the camera is on the mope.
Keep the woman's head and torso in the view at minimum, unless sometime when she is sucking dick, deemphasize the mopes; just shut them up.
Never ever put the camera behind the mope's asshole, goddammit!

>>668559263
decent body but face of a gorilla

>>668553302
When the guy is 20 minutes jerking off before cumming

>>668559119
Masturbating to the woman in the scene while being fucked by a dude are not the same thing as masturbating while watching another man fucking a woman? No matter how you argue your way out of this, you are still masturbating in front of a naked man, no matter how you perceive it as something you are not. You are turned on by another dick in the scene.

When the man takes ten minutes to come on the girl's face.
I already came, but I figure "why not watch the cumshot?" Then I'm sitting there for another 10 minutes just watching a dude jerk his dick.

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>>668559541
This is why porn-abuse leads to ED.

>>668559373
Oh my god this is hilarious. You just made my morning. Thanks

>>668556052
fucking kek'd

>>668556546
El chavo!

>>668559749
don't lie, that's what you really came for

>>668553302

Scenes that just go on and on with the same shit

Shots of the dudes face

>>668553302
people not giving me sauce on hot images

>totally not meaning yours

>>668559541
Porn is generally about living it vicariously. Most men picture themselves doing what the man is doing. Not picturing doing the man. Your argument is flimsy at best. More excuses really. If straight porn doesn't turn you on then that's fine. But it doesn't make those who it does turn on gay.

>>668553430
black chicks on white is cool , but niggers-ew im not watching bestiality shit

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>>668559263
>Two-Tone Malone

kekd

>>668560071
This. I don't watch hetero porn for the dude, I watch it for the girl. I usually picture myself as the dude fucking the chick. Dick does nothing for me.

When the bitch flips off the camera. The fuck is up with that?

Tit fucking or pussy licking with the notable exception of lesbians. The last fucking thing in the world I want to see is a dude wasting my goddamn time by rubbing his dick on a pair of tits or licking pussy.

lmao at men saying they don't watch anything with dicks cause it's gay.
you morons. no.
you don't watch it cause you're insecure and subconsciously don't consider yourself worthy enough to satisfy a female, perfect scenario for your little cuck minds is a girl being fine on her own or with the other girl. no guy there, you don't imagine YOU fucking her, your think you're too disgusting for that.
there you go, psychoanalyzed

>>668554824
Alex?

>>668554824
Holy shit Kek

>>668557562
Trannys okay then?

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condors and girls who don't squirt

>>668558938
Because mentally I am in his place railing the girl.

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>>668559778
Jeesus. That's a nice cock for a lady.

>>668560635
>condors

fucking scavengers

I do like some uncensored Japanese smut. Pretty girls, and the camera stays off the dide.

when they fuck ass and there is only the ass in the frame, i want to see the beautiful suffering slut and her arse at once!!

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>>668558332

>>668560825
>lady

>>668558871
Share?

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>>668555909
>>668556028
>Mfw girls have complained about this.

"How do I know you're liking it?" Uh, the fact that I drove 30 minutes spent 50 bucks to get here you dumb bitch.

>>668559541
Ever heard of POV porn bro? It has only enough dick in it to see the fucking, but you don't have to get that dude who for some reason shoves his ass in front of the shot.

>>668555038
You might be right here. I mean if you are so afraid of seeing dicks I think you are trying to prove and hide something.

>>668561577
I generally don't make noise. But when I do, it turns my girl on to no end.

>>668561365
4/10

Good effort, medium kek

>>668561728
What are these "noises" ? Like Tim Allen grunts?

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Beastiality

>>668558529
that's three words ya poofter

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When girls look like boys but I still get a hard on.

>>668561858
An almost literal "hnnggg" as i'm coming.
Although The Tim Allen grunts would be a fucking riot.
On rare occasions, if there have been some laughs during sex i will pump my fist in the air and scream my own name in full.

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>>668554069
More like this. Just because some losers on the Internet are too homophobic to admit an attractive man makes the porn even better doesn't mean I should have to tolerate the fucking Michelin man in every video.
Also why the fuck are they always bald?

>>668559749
fucking kek'd

When the guy puts his left arm over her right ass cheek or vice versa.

I fucking hate that shit.

>>668561945
Heh, that would be funny, if Zelda was a girl.

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>>668559373

>>668561862
is the best

>>668561945
ugly fucker. How is he a turn on?

>>668557284
thx bruh

>>668554907
i didn't know this was a cringe thread

>>668561365
lol it looks nothing alike

>>668561365
kekedy kek ke

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>sexy_cheerleader_teen_gets_fucked.avi
>woman is like fifty with pigtails

>>668554688
>socks/shoes still on
When they're completely naked it might as well always be the same generic chick.

Which reminds me:
>sexy_cheerleader/nurse/etc_gets_fucked.avi.exe
>they get completely undressed like fifteen seconds into the video

>>668562275
kekking isn't cringe so long as you've played the game. Or at the very least know it's origin.

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I hate when a porno starts out really rapey but turns consensual within 30 seconds.

>>668557369
Not him but you're clearly a closeted homo if you can't even watch straight porn out of fear someone would call you gay for it.

>>668562407
But socks and shoes? No that is just weird. And as if a nurses outfit suddenly makes it new or any more interesting without it.

POV. you have a 9/10 in front of you but you only film that little hole, it's ridiculous. especially in 'public' porn vids, what's the point of doing it in public when you're only filming her pussy?

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>>668562426
top zozzle mate

i hate the porn where the girls dont poop on each other

I absolutely hate zooming. Masturbation videos where the camera zooms in on the pussy and just stays there for 5+ minutes. It's so fucking annoying. It's especially bad when it's amateur and they have a shitty camera and the dumb fuck zooms in to nothing but blur with poor lighting. If you're going to zoom in, keep it 30 seconds tops.

>>668562620
We would make the perfect sitcom roommates.

>>668561915
Puffy, 1. Vagina, 2. .3.
Damn, you're right, three words!

>>668559373
>http://www.redtube.com/8721

That was fucking hilarious bro. :D

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When its porn and not sex.

>>668556784
unerrated kek

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>>668559373

>bondage
>always, every single damn time, one of two things happens: she either starts moaning and shit as if she wanted it all along or it gets ridiculously hardcore with boob skewering and crushing
Lost is the art of bondage rape porn.

All produced porn. I only watch homemade stuff these days...all production porn turns me off.

>>668563005
Like the joi or twerking videos?

>>668561915
are you retarded?

>>668561915
This fucking moron.

>>668556546
Chinga tu madre

>>668560588
zoz

>>668563148
No, the fact that im watching porn and not fucking.
But fuck twerking videos even more, then shits irritate me.

>>668562620
But if I'm looking for sexy nurses getting nailed, I want to see them in their outfits. Otherwise it's just "girl gets fucked".

when they do the penis close up going inside the vagina and all you see is cock when you just wanna see some jigglings tits

>>668553786
This.

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>>668557369
>>668556447

>>668554069
Hahaha. Good effort

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>>668559373

PIGTAILS DO NOT INSTANTLY MAKE YOU A TEEN GOD DAMNIT

>>668563363
It's a good point. Costume porn that ditches the costume entirely in the first minute is rather pointless. But it's all been done before. I want porno where a woman goes in to a gyno with some sort of weird magic fungus. That'd be new and interesting.

Otherwise it's just "Bend over an cough" then she gets dick'd

>>668558524
topzolulzel

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>>668560825
>nice cock
>lady
Here's a smart cat for you, faggot.

>>668563525
YEA AND GIVING SOMEONE A REACH AROUND ISN'T GAY

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>>668558938
>>668559119
>prefering straight sex makes you gay
/b<

>>668562191
She gives me a weird boner.

masculine penises

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>>668554069

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>>668564791
i meant this one