Welcome to Hakurei Shrine, Anonymous. Come in for advice, a fortune

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>>668467584
Many graves in the East are filled with those who said as much... with braver words, not backed by strength

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>>668467799
"Welcome to Hakurei Shrine"?

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>>668467799
What.

I COME BEARING THE BLOOD OF WARRING MEN, THE NORDSBLOOD FLOWS WITHIN ME, AND NOW I SHALL LAY WASTE TO THIS PETTY AND WORTHLESS SHRINE!

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>>668468179
There's a guy I used to like... but he wants to become a woman and now I don't know what to do...

>>668468206
hm?

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>>668468252
>

>>668467584
will you have sex with me?

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>>668468340
What you said sounded super edgy with no real meaning.

>There's a guy I used to like... but he wants to become a woman and now I don't know what to do...
There's nothing you can do aside from accept it.

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>>668468685
It is Caesar's will this gate to the West Bear the flag of the Legion. Caesar's will shall be done...

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>>668468824
I'm just going to stop trying.

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>>668468252
Would you be interested in an alliance against the scum of the western hemisphere?

>>668468340
Have you considered the prospect of sucking feminine penis?

>>668468423
Nooo.

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>>668468929
I really can't accept it... I had feelings for him and I wanted to date him... er her*

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>>668469063
nuu... i want a man's penis

>>668469063
Tell me about your day, then.

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>>668469096
Well your choices are accept it and move on, or accept it and continue with the intent to date her. You can't really change anything there.

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>>668469063
L-lewd..!
>>668469096
Yeah but you accept others in the same situation? Hmm, you're strange.

WHere the drunk loli at?

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>>668469404
>letting lolis drink
Why would someone be so irresponsible?

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>>668469194
Then it sound's like you don't want what this mystery person can offer you.

>>668469293
It was pretty low-key, bordered on melancholy toward the middle. How about yours?

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>>668469329
I don't think I could date a woman, honestly... I have nothing against trans people or anything.. I just can't see myself actually doing it. I really did have feelings for her though...

>>668469376
Who the fuck are you?

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>>668469631
I do.. but.. it's such a big thing to deal with in the end. And what would my family think? They'll probably stop talking to me forever

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>>668469637
Then don't date her and support her as a friend. Or walk away from her entirely if you can't do that. I don't know what you expect anyone to say that isn't this. Should someone tell you "oh, here's a way to make her change her mind"? Because the world isn't really that convenient.

I'll take a fortune reading please dear.

>>668469631
My day was fine. I worked and looked forwarding to immediately speeding home and shitposting on 4chan and asking you have sex with me.
How do you spend your free time?

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>>668469620
I wonder

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This is her

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>>668469637
Ah..? I'm just a moonbunny! A pure moonbunny who sees you're totally impure intentions..!
>>668469620
Earthlings are always irresponsible!

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>>668469904
There has to be a way to change her mind though..
>>668470377
God damn roleplayers

>>668470339
>Her

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>>668470183
It's despicable.

>>668470377
Sometimes they're irresponsible, other times not so much.

>A pure moonbunny
Sure you are, Raisins.

>>668470506
Unless you can change who she is, there's no way. People have tried that kind of thing before, and it tends to just end up harming the person in question.

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>>668467584

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>>668469637
And you think they'd support your relationship with this person if it wasn't for that?

>>668469919
Name, please?

>>668470112
Making art and playing the few video games I have.

>>668470377

I WAS FATHERED IN THE NORTH, AND IT IS THERE THAT I SHALL DIE, BUT YOU, O RABBIT OF THE NIGHT, SHALL DIE HERE, BY MY BLADE. FOR ÅSGARD!

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>>668470702
Yes.

>>668470771
-sighs- I know... I secretly want to force her now..

>>668470934
Yup 100%

>>668470934
John

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>>668470883
That's not me, that's a creepy clone that Yukari made using boundaries. Notice the creepy lifeless eyes and too-big breasts?

Yeah...

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>>668471148
Well that's one way to get donations ._.

>>668467584
Advice, plox

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>>668470506
The irony is killing me!
>>668470771
Oh, you're saying I'm not, huh? Take this..!
*Shoves butt at you*
As for the rest... Kokoro, here probably wouldn't mind harming poor Reimu.So her circumstances are different from others.

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>>668470941
You're already dead, silly~

>>668470934
Let's play videogames together, then. It could be fun

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>>668471365
Who are you for real ._.
You remind of someone...

>>668470506
If you love him/her then it doesn't matter, a genuine feeling of love is valuable, even if it puts you at odds with your family.

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>>668471189
>John has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "79".
Sheesh... sorry. It's not gonna be a very powerful year for you.

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>>668471110
Only heartbreak and possibly death are down that road, kid. Don't make that mistake.

>>668471319
What is it you want advice on?

>>668471365
I'm aware, but I have to be relatively impartial here. Have to say things as they are, without bias or anything.

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holy shit I haven't posted on /b/ in fucking years

>>668471691
I want the best neutral platitude you've got ma'am

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>>668471319
What's the trouble, Anonymous?

>>668471478
Okay, what games do you have?

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>>668471545
It isn't THAT hard to figure out, now is it? I'm a "god damn" roleplayer, of course!
>>668471691
Hah... How totally responsible of you~

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Why do.I feel the need to derail every touhou thread

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>>668471556
Y-you don't know my family... they're Russian

>>668471691
I guess I have to search my feelings again...

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I wonder what would happen if Guts was transported into a little girl anime...Like how the hell would he react, I think it would be interesting. I think the dude needs some time away from the grimdark

>>668471958
I've got a bunch, but It'll probably best if we play something that you're interested in. You have steam, I imagine?

>>668471958
I need advice of how to be less of a selfish asshole

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>>668471818
>>668471921
Aah.. Someone saw those private times...! Earth is so impure, violating my privacy like that..! Unyu...!

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>she will.never Cook for you after rough sex

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>>668471896
Neutral platitude?

>>668471992
It's the rules. If I brought my personal feelings into it I'd never get anything done.

>>668472049
You have to do what you have to do. You just can't do what you want to in this situation, because it won't have good results for you.

>>668472141
At least he's off the damn boat.

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>>668471992
Damn it... who... fuck...

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>>668472212

>>668472303
It could explain something vaguely, or describe a situation and how to get through it but in a manner that is just abstract enough to mean something

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>>668472471
What use would something like that have?

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>>668472303
blah... i give up... i'll leave her alone...

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>>668472303
*shrugs*
I guess that's your ninja way, huh?
>>668472350
Ah, you wanna fuck? Why are you always asking me to do that?

>>668472665
It would reassure me in a kind but relatively small manner, and I came here promised advice so I could really use some, you know?

>>668467584
ROLEPLAYING LOSERS

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>>668472209
Yes, but very few games, like I said... the odds of us even having the same one are pretty low.

>>668472210
Well, for that you need empathy. You need to take more time out each day to wonder about how other people feel, or how you'd feel in their position and how you'd want someone to treat you.

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>>668472747
N-no I didn't ask that... i'm just frustrated..

>>668472926
It's fine. I'm willing to try new things. What's your steam?

>>668472747
I love this artist.
>>668472896
SHITPOSTING LOSER

>>668472926
This was the right place to come for advice, then. Thank you very much

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How can I stop being depressed?

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Do you think touching her would burn?

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Would you?

>>668473275
hard

>>668473191
Kaguya > Mokou
kys

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>>668472949
Ha.. And here I thought I was in your dreams.

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>>668473140
Give yourself to Lord Satan

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>>668472717
If that's what you feel is best for you, I'm not going to suggest you do something that doesn't fit you.

>>668472747
Basically. It's been in the rules since 2011 so I should probably keep it.

>>668472867
Well whatever it is that you're struggling with I'm sure you'll come out of the end of it. People tend to be good at that, you've just gotta keep fighting for what you want.

>>668473140
Generally, stopping depression requires therapy and medication. Something that can help with depression though is the meaningful accomplishment of goals. So find things you want to do, set your goals small and work towards them.

>>668473140
You could take drugs! Eiren makes great ones. Oh, but I wouldn't recommend earth drugs.

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>>668473562

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>>668473384
-stare- i only dream about really influential people

If you would make these threads on /trash/ you wouldn't get banned because global rule 13 isn't enforced there.

just a thought

how do i check my fortune?

>>668473537
That was exactly what I needed. It perfectly explains everything from a mile away. Thank you very much

>>668473384
>tumblr

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>>668473537
What I really want to do it force her into conversion therapy

>>668473562
Already smoked a joint

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>>668473493
That won't help with depression at all...!
>>668473537
Traditions~

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>>668473667
Rules are meant to be broken

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>>668467584
Will Trump-sama win this election?

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>>668473794
Really? It's made me happy

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>>668473116
Welcome~

>>668473140
Sheesh, lotta vague questions tonight.

1) Try new things, take classes, meet people, exercise.
2) Seek therapy to eliminate your negative thought processes.
3) Medication.

>>668473275
Yes.

>>668473053
Steam: BadBatchAddiction

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>>668473857
die

>>668467584
How long until a qt sucks on my ding a ling a ling a ding dong?

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>>668473667
/b/ is our home though, and global rule 13 is a little dumb.

>>668473704
If you went into any kind of detail about why you need it then I could do better.

>>668473756
Conversion therapy is provably a bad idea. It usually doesn't work, and leads to an increased risk of suicide. The most you can do with conversion therapy is make someone hate what they are and do their best to hide it, which generally ends in either that falling apart or them trying to kill themselves. Don't try conversion therapy, kids.

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>>668473995
I died inside a long time ago

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>>668473631
That's just not true. I'm not influential at all! I hardly matter in the least.
>>668473789
Oh. Well, that's acceptable.

>>668474117
I promise I was not being sarcastic, that was a pretty good choice of platitudes and it was what I asked for

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>>668473703
Give the shrine maiden your name.

>>668473882
Let's hope not.

>>668471641
It never is.

>>668474370
James, but I'm another anon

>>668467584
Fuck it, why not.

How's my future looking?

>>668473978
Alright; I sent you a request

>>668474117
I know how ya feel. I used to do this kind of thing all the time on /b/ bout two years but they eventually started giving me month long bans. Had to relocate to a different site until recently I found out about the new board. Anyway like I said it's just a thought.

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>>668474370
Should I continue to post lewds

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>>668474117
You write a lot... it's intimidating and I have a low attention span x.x

If it were anyone else I wouldn't mind forcing them into therapy... but I have feelings for this person and I don't want her to hate me......

>>668474178
STOP THAT

>>668474318
Darn... your writing is so familiar...

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>>668473794
Tradition can be good though, in this case I found it was quite helpful. Biases get in the way of saying what needs to be said sometimes, after all.

>>668474358
I didn't think you were, I was just saying that I'm open to giving better if I had more information.

>>668474614
I've done this kind of thing since 2011, it's not that difficult to keep going.

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>>668474442
Sorry...

>>668474448
>James has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "25".
Cool, you're gonna make friends~

>>668474504
I need a name to use.

>>668474107
>this guy's ding a ling a ling a ding dong ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "37"
Whoops. I wouldn't necessarily count on it happening this year.

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>>668474722
Check em

>>668474742
Tell me the number one thing you know is what makes someone a poor friend, but it must be direct and particular this time

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>>668474934
I don't know how

>>668474904
I've needed some fresh faces in my life, thanks for the fortune

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>>668474722
I write as much as is needed for the subject matter. Anyway, don't force anyone into conversion therapy it's just a terrible idea. If you don't want this person to hate you then don't try to change them. There's no way it can end with them being happy.

>>668475032
The number one thing that makes someone a poor friend? That would be the person trying to harm you in some way I think. I've had a couple of rather abusive friends myself and it's the worst thing.

>>668474904
Dean

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>>668475317
I'm a Virgo >.>
I change everyone around me >_>
It's my nature

>>668475317
That's a solid point. Physically or emotionally abusive to you?

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>>668475187
No problem, hope it works out!

>>668475347
>Dean has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Grey", "86".
Sorry Dean...

>>668475729
You and me both haha

>>668474904
Don't be sorry. It's just my life. This year isn't the year then. Thanks for the fortune

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My name is complete

Hail the almighty Lord Satan

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>>668475581
That doesn't mean you can force change. Change has to be organic, or it just causes people to get hurt.

>>668475584
Mostly emotionally, but I knew someone who was a little physically abusive too. I had one friend for a few years who very much tried to control my life, and for a while I let him. Then he dated a friend of mine and I refused to let him hurt her, so it kind of made me push him away.

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>>668476247
i have to write this stuff down

>>668476247
I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you and your friend were okay by the end of it. Don't know you but you seem like good people

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>>668467584
Asian 'girl'
Cosplay dress
I demand the penis

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>>668476475
You honestly can't force a trans person to change though. They usually try themselves for several years until they reach a point where they just break. Believe me, until they learn to accept it themselves nobody wants a trans person to change more than they do.

>>668476669
Thanks. I recovered quite well from the whole thing. My friend has worse anxiety problems before, but she has a fiancee now and things seem to be going well for her.

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-coughs-

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im going to let my hair grow like this

>>668476998
Alright fine, I give up. You win

>>668476998
Anxiety's a bitch.

This is one of the first times I've de-lurked to post. Thanks for making it memorable. Have a good night, anon.

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>>668477008
-gives you Nyquil-

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>>668477286
It's not about winning, I'm not trying to score points. Just trying to stop you from making a mistake.

>>668477461
You too. We're around most evenings if you ever feel like stopping by to say hi again.

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>>668477537
-hugs you tightly- im sorry

>>668474904
Yellow 37, sounds like a Special Forces group that whacks slopes.

>>668477710
I think I'll take you up on that.

>>668475317
Never forget the first lesson in English.
Write as little as possible and as much as necessary.

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>>668477710
Well you won anyway... I'll search for someone else to fall in love with and leave her alone... People said we wouldn't make a good couple anyway

>>668475581
I'm a double Virgo, 9/9.

>>668476671
Back to /mlp you horse fucking weirdo!

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>>668477710

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>>668478168
That's messed up

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>>668477743
-hesitantly hugs back-
Uhhh.. sorry for what?

>>668477893
Huh... whacks slopes? What does that mean?

>>6668477777

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>>668477921
See you again soon then. Have a good evening.

>>668478086
Exactly. Never switch quality for quantity.

>>668478122
I tend to advise not searching that hard for love, because often the best ones just kind of happen. But what do I know? I'm just a hopeless romantic.

>>668478428
What?

>>668478489
That means ghosts that go in and whack slopes, gooks, and their commie handlers.

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>>668478489
For making you go to the human part if town and buying me cough medicine
>>668478554
aww
>>668478599
I'm tired of spending Friday nights alone... in the cold...

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>>668478768
It gets that way sometimes. But it's better to wait and find the right person than try too hard and end up with an asshole.

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>>668478768
I didn't have to go anywhere, I keep it stocked at the shrine.

>>668478717
I... see.

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>>668479113
nice guys are hard to find because they're so shy or self-conscious and never go outside...

>>668479170
Do you have anything for a broken heart?

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>>668479431
I don't know about that, I find it's easy to find good people. You just have to find people with a common interest.

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Oh, shoot. I do have to step out for a minute though.

Make yourselves at home until I get back, I guess!

"I gave wrong people the right pieces of me"
What does that mean? Can someone please explain?
Does it mean: "Shit, that person broke my heart"
or
"Shit, I didn't mean to break that person's heart"
or something else?

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>>668479580
C-common interests? B-but I said I wanted a nice guy ><

>>668479660
inb4 404

>>668478768
Pics of you and I'll decide whehter or not to keep you warm.

>>668479170
Good. You should see.

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>>668479925

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>>668479745
It generally means that, for example, they gave bad people their heart and those people broke it.

>>668479916
Do nice people not share your interests?

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Born 13/07/1991

Have always been a good man, or done my best to do so. Have risked my life to save others 2 times last year (1 murderer, 1burningbuilding)

Never really was paid attention to by family while older sibling got all the perks for going to school and becoming a doctor

I was considered a junkie due to smoking pot (where they come from it may as well been heroin) and skipping school.. I never really got along well in school after a messy childhood, was skipping since grade school. I was an attention seeker in the worst of ways... when I was in class I was either high (highschool) in an argument with teachers or both.

I like to believe my writing and linguistic skills are half decent, if not above average and that I work very hard for my future when I can see legitimate opportunity, I can also fight and have trained in 2 different arts (boxing,may thai) for 6years and all together 10 years outside of orthodox gym training (I still practice everytime I go to the gym, just no catch and no endgame plan)

Now I am an apprentice stone mason alcoholic (slowly fixing that, down to a beer every other day from a 26er a night)

I also love gaming but am leaning towards professional fighting, as I want to make lots of money as to help others, bare min is fine for me as long as I can give others the opportunity to be happy and grow

I am handsome (says my left hand) and pretty built (winter kinda kicks my ass, outta work and the feels are beginning to settle, them reelfeelz), nearing 6ft tall

My name means: young warior

Something I have always felt pretty strong about even before knowing it was the meaning of my name, I have always felt like someone from the medieval ages haha, silly I suppose

Tell me my fortune, or.. misfortune

>>668467584
Suck my dick you fucking slope cunt.

>>668479431
Muh dik if you're a female and cute.

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Ich ist back. Is of needen Polan now. Ist not wanting to study either, kamraden. Ich if needed Polan.

Mein name ich Reichtangle.

>>668480078
Oh I see. And you're sure it couldn't be the other way around?... I'm just very confused as to how my friend is feeling at the moment.

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>>668480078
if they did they wouldn't be nice :p >>668475956

>>668479916
You're nice guy is likely an AIDS filled pussy wearing a fedora that hangs out at starbucks and wouldn't last 10 minutes at a real company in New York.

>>668467584
> Come in for advice, a fortune reading, or just a pleasant chat.

Can I suck your tits, please?

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>>668480310
I believe the fortunes are the same for the whole year.

>>668480351
I've never heard it used another way. If I had any kind of context I could probably make a guess at a different meaning if the one I said didn't fit, but it's probably that one.

>>668480499
Then you have to ask yourself why a nice guy would want to date you.

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>>668480086
tl;dr

>>668480135
Be nice to Reimu-sama

>>668480155
wat

>>668480310
Speak English, we live in America

>>668480524
Well I live in NY...

>>668480925
I mean... I'll be nice to him :/

>>668480925
I believe you need to visit the howard stern glory hole.

>>668467584
Need advice for MoF if possible

>>668481071
Where? I grew up in NYC but am in Binghamton now for work. It's all NY.

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>>668481125
Why?

>>668481071
Yeah, but good people tend to be attracted to good people. Most of the time.

>>668481256
MoF?

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>>668481071
>Polandball reference
>
>
>Your Head

>>668481400
It seems as if it would be appropriate for you. You can't be afraid of the AIDS since you already have it.
Just sayin'.

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>>668480086
You sound like a quality earthling.
>>668481400
Are you sure?

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>>668481277
I live in the da bronx

>>668481400
I believe opposites work better together. I don't want someone like me because it'll be boring... I'll never learn anything new about them and they'll never surprise me

>>668481454
My head?

>>668481400
Mountain of Faith. Heh just assumed you played 2hu because of the thread.

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>>668481646
I don't have AIDS.

>>668481692
Am I sure what?

>>668481709
Opposites can work better and they can work worse. Really you want someone with just enough things in common that you can connect with them, but just enough differences that they're always interesting.

>>668481893
I personally don't, some people in here do.

>>668481709
Bronx... Condolences.
I'm from Manhattan.

>>668480925
Okay thanks!

>>668482068
Are you a nigger?
No japs live in the bronx.

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>>668482068
Blah... love is complicated, I don't want to wait and stay a virgin

>>668482172
Yuk everyone in Manhattan is a PC libtard

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>>668481709
Hiii. I'm back.
>>668482068
That good people usually attract other good people. Is there some silly earth science lending itself to that notion?

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>>668480086

Aaand I'm back.


>Young Warrior has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "24".

Looking good! Keep up the good work with kicking alcohol and stay positive!

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>>668482497
Love has nothing to do with sex, you silly earthling.

>>668482497
Bullshit, that's the general population, most people that work for a living are not bloomberg supporting faggots.

There are a lot of different neighborhoods in Manhattan and trust me, I'm not some upper west side woody allen faggot.

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>>668482461
You're talking to the wrong person, I live in the UK.

>>668482189
No problem, hope I was able to help!

>>668482497
Love and stuff isn't all it's cracked up to me anyway.

>>668482512
I don't know that there is, it's just what I've found. Then again, I find myself getting along with people who think Kirino is best girl so either I'm a bad person or it isn't completely true.

>>668482705
Depends on the person, really.

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>>668482512
H-hello.. anon..

>>668482560
-donates a red sock-

>>668482705
Please... love and lust is the same thing.

>>668482834
Oh thank god
I'm glad Jewberg isn't our mayor anymore but he was replace with someone MUCH worse