I finally got a girlfriend and I lost my v card. Honestly if you are single or still a virgin, just go out, be confident and you might get lucky.
Pic related, its her <3
First time only about 2 minutes but I last about 5 or 6 minutes now
I dont have aids
spoken like a true virgin
Of course not, HIV won't show up in the standard test for another 3 months or so and in the new tests for about a month. Plus first couple times fucking you won't last long enough for fuck all.
she is but please dont talk about her like that
I was always told: pussy is pussy, even on a landwhale
First time I lasted like 15 minutes of good fucking... It wasn't till I met my second fuck I realised why I lasted that long... She had the sloppiest cunt with practically no textures... Like fucking a bucket full of custard...
haha you need to find yourself a new woman mate
just remember fuck 'em face down, ass up. She looks like the sort of chick I'd fuck but be very careful about not telling her my full name or anythingg else about me, and i wouldn't tell my friends about.. She looks like she'd have the emotional stability of a 3 year old. She looks like she'd have a poster of Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction on her wall.
Kidding right? Do you even read? That was about 20years ago. I've been through all the girls I needed to find the one I'm happy enough with. Once you grow up you realise a relationship isn't about love, it's a fucking financial decision you make with someone good enough to meet the standards.
we are engaged any my friends do know about it
sorry to hear it didnt work out mate
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What the fuck man, what's wrong with you. This can't be real, please tell me that you're just low-quality bait.
bae when we went for a walk together. I love doing romantic stuff with her
Warburtons might be rank, but she is not
Nah Warburtons are the shit. That toastie bread fam.
Mate I hope and pray you're trolling. From my experience, don't go for English girls if you're looking for more than a quick fuck and run.
It's always baffled me why women like this one who have okay bodies don't learn to put make up on better. There are plenty of places/ people to learn how to use make up properly. Make up can either make you look like a crazy bitch, attractive/hot or a whore. Too many women use it badly and end up with their make up set to either whore or crazy
She looks crazy or very mentally unstable. Probably both. Im 33 ive seen and been with many crazy bitches. 1 thing i learned is if the chick goes out of her way to be a different looking kind of woman and if you notice any major flaws to her would be "natural beauty" then shes got something wrong with her and you'll find out what it is soon enough. Be careful not to put too much into the relationship or you will regret it later.
looks too much like the herps for me, my man. She may want to stop picking on those blemishes.
as a virgin, i don't think that would be worth it.
unless that bitch makes the best waffles in the universe, i wouldn't hit it
(think black man pizza man is holding waffles)
woman obviously ffs!
Me too, the problem is that she's Japanese and I hurt her during sex, any suggestions how I could stop her feeling pain during sex, /b/?
I aint worried about losing my V-Card, because I know if I really wanted to I could do it at any point, right now I am fine with jerking off and don't really want to have to bear the lift of being in a relationship. Sex just isn't that apealing to me.
I love it when she wears this
all virgins say that until they get some
Well, it would work I guess.
No, she's had multiple partners, none of them were as big as me I guess, but I'm only average at best.
Welcome to the NHK, I can't reccomend it highly enough.
You let her suck your dick with that mouth?
No make up selfie. Only some girls can pull this off
love this sexy look
bae with her sister
OP, did u pick up a homeless girl?
what does kek mean? everyone keeps saying it
no not a virgin but she is currently single
>A fucking beta trying to become a alpha with this... human?
Good luck in your next life you retard!!
Trust me, i´m not jealous for you and your... GF?
another bikini pics for the lads
really? because it sounds like you are..
from Rotherham actually so get your facts right
bae and her sister again
Ok faggots, OP here.. Here you go..
here you go. me and bae
Stop feeding these bitches after midnight, they're multiplying!!
HOW CAN NOT SINGLE POSTER CALL OUT THIS OBVIOUS TROLL OP? IT'S ONLY FEBRUARY AND SUMMER HAS ALREADY ARRIVED.
Dude. I'm sorry, but she looks like a GTA Hooker, put her in a car and drive it into the river.
thats not me
bae and bae's mummy :)
Oh, I get it now
neither of us are ugly mate
fucking a cow doesnt count as losing your v card
bae before we went clubbing in Rotherham
>Reverse image search
No... Just... No.
You have to be bait. This can't possibly be real.
There cannot be a being capable of this level of cringe.
Hey man you do you. Wish you all the happiness.
Her makeup and hair decisions are very odd, she looks like the clown from twisted metal in the last one. I cant hate someone if theyre happy, but just tell her to relax with the trap makeup if she is indeed a she.
bae playing ball
another pre-clubbing pic. she makes the lads heads turn