waifuism thread
Rules:
>claim your waifu/husbando
>only one waifu/husbando per person
>no stealing
>no oversexualized content (we have too much of that now)
>try to respect others
>if someone is new try to help them with criticism
>no cancer
>have fun
manditory c2 claim
>>668437237
Thanks, C.
Obligatory claim.
>>668437237
well shit
i gotta leave, roomate wants to watch a movie with me
ill be back in an hour
>>668437498
no problem, im leaving now
Tatsumaki hath been claimeth before I go to sleep. Good night guys.
>>668437627
Alright, see you later C. Enjoy the movie.
>>668437688
Goodnight, Tatsumaki.
>>668437237
Claiming OP.
>>668437814
Creative claim.
>>668438257
Thanks, that's the only pic I have tho.
>>668438464
Trick him into making more threads and build up your collection.
Shiki claimed
>>668438591
I-I'll try my best..
Thanks again for the support Hand-kun, you are really nice.
>>668438984
Battle waifus
>>668439039
You're welcome.
>>668438297
Hey Cowgirl.
>>668438984
Hey Shiki.
>>668439413
Forgot the picture...
>>668437237
>>668439555
Kind of the same thing.
>checked
>>668437237
Claimed
Claimed
>>668437237
My waifu's birthday is coming up at the end of the month/start of March. I'm thinking of going out to a nice dinner, but it might be better to just stay in and watch a movie with her instead.
>>668440048
It's Shiki's birthday next wednesday, I'll probably just buy a l. hagen daz and get drunk.
BEST WAIFU CLAIMED
>>668440375
Nice. I don't drink, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll have to be a bit more tame. I'm thinking of going to Publix the day before and buying a slice of Chun's favorite flavor of cake.
I've already got a candle, so I'm going to light it and post a pic of the evening on my FB. I'm expecting many lulz to be had.
>>668440839
Post it here as well if you can?
>>668441090
I will on that day. Hope no one in the dorm does something stupid and gets me b& again though.
>>668440839
It's more about finding some connection, you could for example organise a small SF tournament if you have some friends that play fighting games.
>>668441213
Thanks man.
>>668437237
Claiming.
>>668441291
>tfw no friends
Though I have SFII, SFII Turbo, and Super SFII on Super Famicom in my dorm, so I'll probably play them a lot.
>>668441395
But of course.
>>668440737
L-lewd!
>>668440048
Nice, my waifus pseudo birthday is March 2nd.
>>668440839
>lactose intolerant
You poor soul.
>>668441735
Ah, mine is on March 1st.
And yeah, I wasn't always lactose intolerant either; I just developed it at the end of last year. I can never again have ice cream, pizza, cheeseburgers, tacos, or anything that isn't grass and soybeans.
>>668441631
Heyo Eu.
I'm going to bed, good night everyone.
Everyday, I'll be here to make this claim.
>>668440375
I was thinking about that while dragging myself through today's obligations: May 12th. That's her birthday.
This will be the first birthday we share together. And, perhaps, her first birthday that's been celebrated in a long time, if ever. We've been together long enough for mine to come and go, but that was a silent event. That's an ordinary day as far as I'm concerned, not even worth mentioning. Barely worth the thought.
Her's will not be the same. It'll be a good day. I'll make sure of that.
>>668442376
Goodnight, Shiki.
>>668442257
Hello Hand-kun! How are you doing today?
Claimed
>>668442841
I'm okay, day went slowly as usual. Thanks for asking, your day go well?
Making my claim then.
>>668443124
Eu's day has been very good!
clmd
>>668442030
I can't even imagine that, like seriously I eat a lot of that stuff often. How'd it even develop?
>>668442376
Goodnight.
Claimed
>>668443606
That's always good to hear.
>>668443775
I wish I knew. At the start of last year, I had developed an ulcer (which I painfully realized after I ate at Chipotle for the first and last time), so I think there may have been a correlation. By last December though, I could only really 'snack on' crackers and unsalted pretzels. Now though, I can at least eat chocolate again, but all of my coffee has to be black.
>>668444108
Well here's hoping it passes, I don't even know what I'd do if I couldn't have milk any more.
>>668445033
You'd probably do what I do: switch to a diet of rice, pretzels, soybeans and crackers, and drink nothing but unsweetened tea and water.
>>668445033
You'd kill yourself and do the world a favour?
Checkin in to claim the best and most beautiful idol waifu
Claimed
ok im back
seems inactive here
QUESTION OF THY THREAD: what are you listening to?
mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeI03Xn-clc
>>668447234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7nvp-bYg8
>>668447234
Welcome back, C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9GseSRcUU
Watching RedLetterMedia and playing Battlefront.
>>668437237
Claiming my lovely Yuno once again.
>>668447615
battlefront
could never get into it
its a tad too slow for me
though i can understand why people would like it
Waifu threads all over /b/. You'll claim one, sooner or later.
>>668448089
Yeah, I can see that. You'd probably like the newest one if pacing is the problem. "Battlefront" 3 is much more fast paced and arcade esq. Eat anything yet?
>>668448659
yea, during the movie we got chinese, though we stopped watching the movie after realizing its just shitty themes
ill look around for it, see if i like it
also im naked
>>668448978
What was the movie?
>also im naked
At this point I'd be more surprised if you had clothes on.
>>668449395
time cop
ugh, old special effects
if you catch me nearer lunch i do have them on, its past 9pm im skinny dipping in the air
>>668449799
Sounds like something that would be on VHS. I like old practical effects. When they're done right that is.
>Skinny dipping in the air
Kek, well it is night. Surprised you haven't froze to death.
>>668449929
this counts as advertisment
this brakes a global rule
this is getting reported
kek
>>668449929
Seems legit. Thanks NSA.
>>668449929
>Hello fellow kids
Nice try, suit.
>>668450222
trips nice
yea, i found a fuck ton of vhs when helping the landlord clean the basement (in exchange for helping him he doesnt want money for this month, which means my roomate can save up a bit)
we're gona watch them all over the course of the year
>>668451065
Nice, I have the original (special edition) set of the original Star Wars and a few other VHS movies hanging around. Watch them every now and again.
>>668451370
can we trade?
alot of these are shit
>>668451653
Shitty movies are fun though. You can have the 2 prequel copies because they didn't release ROTS on VHS.
i claim these
Claimed. Yato is Husbando <3
>>668451927
and you can have everything but the labrinth
love that movie
>>668452001
change "united states of america" to "united boards of 4chan" that is our new currency
>>668452268
Purple hair is pretty good for setting one on the path of god-tier status.
>>668437237
Tharja from fire emblem.
>>668452268
>Purple hair
>Husbando
Don't know the character, but that's a pretty good look. Good claim
>>668452330
>Everything but the Labyrinth
Feel like everything else is literal schlock, good deal still.
>>668452584
>Undertale characters
Oh.
>>668452397
Thank you.
Best Ice Queen all mine.
>>668452732
the reason i said everything is because you dont know what i have, i could send you 50 vhs and you would think that i only had 51, right now, i have the high ground
>>668452912
>>668452397
Pink > Purple
>>668452001
>>668452330
This was established a long time ago.
>>668452732
Thanks X3
>>668453043
For all you know, the VHS tapes I'm putting on the table might not even work anymore.
>You underestimate my power
>Don't try it
>Anti-climatic ending to a fucking 40 minute long fight
>>668453313
>Desu dollars
Kek. What will give the newfound currency it's value?
>>668453313
Tis' true
>>668453530
Dank memes, boxes of Pocky, and Ramune.
>>668453248
If you say so.
>>668453745
My nigga.
Kurokona claimed
>>668453530
kek your right
we dont even know where to send them first so i dont think this counts as a betting fight
you know i live in bristol but not where
this was fun. want another round with old tv's?
>put jacket on as its getting cold
Dubs tho.
>>668453248
Pink is good. But it doesn't stand higher than royalty, nobility, power and wealth and so on.
Wouldent you want you waifu to be sweet, cute, cook , clean, sing and be the awesomeist to you. I claim the best waifu for my self
>>668454064
I guess purple can be cool sometimes anon, I'll give you that.
Good news, I have my Computer back!
>>668454207
Will she teach you how to spell?
I love mai waifu
>>668453986
I've got like....1-2 old TVs I can bet here. I'll just send them to some random PO box and hope it's yours.
>>668454232
Good to have your computer and by extent all of your waifu pictures back with you, Bun Bun.
>>668454282
Yes, we are working on it
>>668454434
I heard somewhere that cyanide capsules help with memory retention.
>>668454392
i have 16 small ones in the basement of my mothers house, and 3 big ones with me (was gonna smash them but didnt get round to it)
if you want my po box i can give it to you
i dont give a shit if people send me their shit in the mail (literal shit)
>>668454392
All of my waifu picutes were deleted.
As were the ~1tb of games.
>>668454720
Well shit, you have my outmatched here. I'd rather not have some rascal on /b/ get it and send you anthrax glitter.
>>668454782
>1tb
Holy hell, that's going to take forever to reinstall. Sorry to hear that.
>all of my waifu pictures
Jesus Christ, you poor soul.
>>668454782
You have my sympathies anon.
>>668454782
>All of my waifu picutes were deleted.
>As were the ~1tb of games.
My condolences. If you have any or get any money you should start doing what I do: I keep all my waifu pictures and other files that are important to me on a thumb-drive. Just in case.
>>668454782
I thought you didn't have very many pictures of Velvet to begin with? And 1TB of games? My condolences.
>>668454207
I don't judge my waifu based on what she can do for me. I judge myself based on what I can do for my waifu.
Your girl fake with them lame hair colors and style?
K then.
>>668455099
>>668455116
>>668455268
>>668455257
Not to worry, friends, I now have a 1tb OS backup, as well as a 240gb SSD, as well as the original 2tbHDD.
I'm set for a while.
>>668455099
your probably right
dont want the post office asking why im buying shit online
then having to explain what 4chan is
>>668455412
If you still have your original hard drive, then why'd you lose everything?
>>668455478
is this hollow?
>>668455438
>Some hand thing sent me an old TV in the mail. No worries.
>>668455412
Delicious.
>>668455786
god, i can just imagine how that would go down
have you eaten today?
>>668455478
>>668455690
Can't go wrong with Rias
>>668456745
Hardly ate anything today now that you've mentioned it. Eating some crackers right now, that's about it.
>>668456784
Good to see you back, Hollow.
>>668456784
no this isnt hollow
read the rules newbie
>no oversexualized content
and dont start the "how is the human body oversexualized" argument. we all know how it goes down
>>668457109
kek'd
eat some meat, meat is always good
>>668437237
just the regular waifu thread, eh?
>>668457215
Technically that isn't a rule on /b/ so fucking deal with it.
>>668457215
Fuck.
>>668457109
I got rused. (I'm just gullible)
>>668457529
Had some sausage earlier with dirty rice, that's the most I've eaten. Meat is pretty good.
>>668457756
its a rule of the thread
want our respect?
want to be a part of these threads instead of a bistander?
flow with the rules, we put them there for a reason
>>668457794
what type of sausage?
>>668457974
I agree.
>>668458117
Just some beef sausage.
>>668457974
No, I don't want your respect, with your inferior choices in waifu
MILFy and a little witchy.
Unf.
>>668458483
>insulting another man's waifu
>>668458483
>dxd
>superior
Pick one
>>668458367
boring sausage
annoying neibor is playing this max vol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-9ik9RTU8
gonna annoy them in a min
>>668458483
leave then
your not being productive to yourself nor' us
waifu GET
>>668458483
It's turning into a warzone in here.
>>668458730
I'm a simple person. Judging my sausage.
>innuendo puns
>>668458971
didn't know pokemon were on the table! damn!
>>668459240
You can claim pretty much anything as your waifu if you really want. Only 3D is really looked down upon.
>>668459210
hawhaw
(say that in a french accent)
>>668459240
they arent
thats why we aren't replying to him
>>668459392
Well. I'm happy with Haruko.
>>668459505
>hawhaw (say that in a french accent)
Kek. Random fella.
>>668459505
>they aren't
That doesn't seem fair. How come hand-kun gets attention then?
LET NONE SURVIVE
>>668455534
The os was corrupt and wouldn't allow it to be deleted, if that makes sense.
We tried to restore It, ended up wiping it.
>>668455786
It's tasty.
>>668459939
yeah! hand-kun's not even 2D.
>>668459939
Sure they are, don't ever feel shy about posting your pokemon claim.
>>668459939
masterbation joke
pokemon are animals in another universe. its animal crulty to try and marry them
>>668459927
thought you might like
>>668459939
>>668460118
I don't know. Just a shitty joke for masturbation, probably just lucky.
>>668460294
oh. huh. I feel that certain pokemon surely make more sense than others. Like Gardevoir.
>>668460162
>Animal cruelty
fucking normies
>>668460294
>>668460162
Jokes > Legitimate claims for sentient beings (Well, most of them)?
Seems fair.
It's so easy to argue that just being a trainer endorses animal cruelty.
>>668460509
yea, i guess humoniod pokemon could be acceptable
fuck my head hurts thinking about other universes standards
>>668460509
Do what you want man, I don't really judge. I'd probably only poke fun at Undertale waifus because the community is cancer inducing.
>>668460294
Tenryuu and most of the others found your joke amusing the first time you came about. That effect never turned sour.
>>668437237
Shouldn't fags like you be over at /a/ or something?
>>668460948
Pretty much.
>>668460859
>C and Android 18 crossover
I'm okay with this.
>>668461054
nah, we want a waifuism board
the post rate would be lower so it would be fun
>>668460859
that's why I like Haruko.
>>668461314
Is that a bunny I see?
>>668460886
I'm not the guy who wants pokemon, i'm the Haruko guy. I was just saying. and Undertale could be fun, if you completely avoid the fandom.
>>668461213
there is one its called >>>/trash/
>>668461413
not a real one. its just a suit.
>>668461884
That makes me sad.
>>668461753
>Undertale could be fun, if you completely avoid the fandom.
Meh, tried playing the game. Wasn't really interesting enough for me to get past the first boss. Soundtrack's okay, though. Just a meh game in my opinion.
>>668461764
nice joke
but all that is there is shit posting and stuff people put on the wrong boards
on /b/ nothing is wrong (unless its illegal or advertisment)
>>668461981
well that's not good. the girl is cool though. Also I have to go get some pizzas with a friend so I'll be back.
>>668462201
Have fun, bring me some Pizza!
>>668461764
H I L A R I O U S
A N D
O R I G I N A L
Washu Hakubi shall be my wife one day, in some universe, perhaps much different than this one. I think I could persuade her to have a kid with me, but I'm cool if she doesn't want one.
>>668462201
>>668462376
Bring us all some pizza.
>>668462967
please address the rules
Rumia claimed
>>668462889
I second this notion!
>>668463224
If you are speaking about the oversexualized part, I would recommend you not to be so American. It's just breasts.
Goodnight everyone, hope you all have a pleasant evening.
>>668463224
>>668463883
>>668463965
>>668464044
Night time gang is all here, unless I'm forgetting somebody.
>>668464463
Moon pie you're still here. Well done sir.
>>668464395
You too.
>>668464395
Goodnight Yuno~
>>668464463
Hi Heather
>>668464395
Goodnight, friend. Hope you did too.
claimed. RWBY power
>>668464418
What the fuck is this even from
What the fuck is a waifu
This undead, atrocious son of a bitch is mine.
>>668464386
im being a proper english gentleman. even though im naked my self
HAND-KUN
does it count as being naked if im wearing a jacket
keeping in mind, its not zipped up
>>668464834
Don't be such a straight arrow, just take a waifu, you'll like it
>>668437237
The Duchess of Padua, the most beautiful woman in anime
I've claimed Momiji.
>>668465279
>poke
>>668464463
Am I included?
>>668464386
>Implying America hates porn
>Implying Japanese show nudity everywhere
>>668464418
Pretty good series imo
>>668464789
Higurashi -When They Cry-
do i make another thread?
[insert c2 pic]
>>668464613
>>668464659
>>668464463
Yup missed a couple, sorry about that, tired as fuck.
>>668464582
I'm always around when there's a thread up.
>>668464618
Hello.
>>668465072
Nah, you're good.
>hands
>>668465279
Almost had the damn image cap
>poke
>>668465424
FUCK THE IMAGE LIMIT
>Mizore
>>668465279
Awoo
>poke
>>668465467
Please do, pretty good at hosting them so far.
>hands
>>668464463
I'm always here, Lurking, watching.
I do not sleep, I wait.
>>668464757
That is a good waifu. I like it.