>claim your waifu/husbando
>only one waifu/husbando per person
>no oversexualized content (we have too much of that now)
>try to respect others
>if someone is new try to help them with criticism
manditory c2 claim
i gotta leave, roomate wants to watch a movie with me
ill be back in an hour
no problem, im leaving now
Tatsumaki hath been claimeth before I go to sleep. Good night guys.
Alright, see you later C. Enjoy the movie.
Trick him into making more threads and build up your collection.
My waifu's birthday is coming up at the end of the month/start of March. I'm thinking of going out to a nice dinner, but it might be better to just stay in and watch a movie with her instead.
It's Shiki's birthday next wednesday, I'll probably just buy a l. hagen daz and get drunk.
Nice. I don't drink, and I'm lactose intolerant, so I'll have to be a bit more tame. I'm thinking of going to Publix the day before and buying a slice of Chun's favorite flavor of cake.
I've already got a candle, so I'm going to light it and post a pic of the evening on my FB. I'm expecting many lulz to be had.
I will on that day. Hope no one in the dorm does something stupid and gets me b& again though.
It's more about finding some connection, you could for example organise a small SF tournament if you have some friends that play fighting games.
>tfw no friends
Though I have SFII, SFII Turbo, and Super SFII on Super Famicom in my dorm, so I'll probably play them a lot.
But of course.
Nice, my waifus pseudo birthday is March 2nd.
You poor soul.
Ah, mine is on March 1st.
And yeah, I wasn't always lactose intolerant either; I just developed it at the end of last year. I can never again have ice cream, pizza, cheeseburgers, tacos, or anything that isn't grass and soybeans.
I was thinking about that while dragging myself through today's obligations: May 12th. That's her birthday.
This will be the first birthday we share together. And, perhaps, her first birthday that's been celebrated in a long time, if ever. We've been together long enough for mine to come and go, but that was a silent event. That's an ordinary day as far as I'm concerned, not even worth mentioning. Barely worth the thought.
Her's will not be the same. It'll be a good day. I'll make sure of that.
I'm okay, day went slowly as usual. Thanks for asking, your day go well?
I can't even imagine that, like seriously I eat a lot of that stuff often. How'd it even develop?
I wish I knew. At the start of last year, I had developed an ulcer (which I painfully realized after I ate at Chipotle for the first and last time), so I think there may have been a correlation. By last December though, I could only really 'snack on' crackers and unsalted pretzels. Now though, I can at least eat chocolate again, but all of my coffee has to be black.
Well here's hoping it passes, I don't even know what I'd do if I couldn't have milk any more.
You'd probably do what I do: switch to a diet of rice, pretzels, soybeans and crackers, and drink nothing but unsweetened tea and water.
Checkin in to claim the best and most beautiful idol waifu
ok im back
seems inactive here
QUESTION OF THY THREAD: what are you listening to?
Welcome back, C.
Watching RedLetterMedia and playing Battlefront.
Claiming my lovely Yuno once again.
could never get into it
its a tad too slow for me
though i can understand why people would like it
Waifu threads all over /b/. You'll claim one, sooner or later.
Yeah, I can see that. You'd probably like the newest one if pacing is the problem. "Battlefront" 3 is much more fast paced and arcade esq. Eat anything yet?
yea, during the movie we got chinese, though we stopped watching the movie after realizing its just shitty themes
ill look around for it, see if i like it
also im naked
What was the movie?
>also im naked
At this point I'd be more surprised if you had clothes on.
ugh, old special effects
if you catch me nearer lunch i do have them on, its past 9pm im skinny dipping in the air
Sounds like something that would be on VHS. I like old practical effects. When they're done right that is.
>Skinny dipping in the air
Kek, well it is night. Surprised you haven't froze to death.
this counts as advertisment
this brakes a global rule
this is getting reported
Seems legit. Thanks NSA.
yea, i found a fuck ton of vhs when helping the landlord clean the basement (in exchange for helping him he doesnt want money for this month, which means my roomate can save up a bit)
we're gona watch them all over the course of the year
Nice, I have the original (special edition) set of the original Star Wars and a few other VHS movies hanging around. Watch them every now and again.
can we trade?
alot of these are shit
Shitty movies are fun though. You can have the 2 prequel copies because they didn't release ROTS on VHS.
and you can have everything but the labrinth
love that movie
change "united states of america" to "united boards of 4chan" that is our new currency
Tharja from fire emblem.
Don't know the character, but that's a pretty good look. Good claim
>Everything but the Labyrinth
Feel like everything else is literal schlock, good deal still.
the reason i said everything is because you dont know what i have, i could send you 50 vhs and you would think that i only had 51, right now, i have the high ground
This was established a long time ago.
For all you know, the VHS tapes I'm putting on the table might not even work anymore.
>You underestimate my power
>Don't try it
>Anti-climatic ending to a fucking 40 minute long fight
Kek. What will give the newfound currency it's value?
Dank memes, boxes of Pocky, and Ramune.
kek your right
we dont even know where to send them first so i dont think this counts as a betting fight
you know i live in bristol but not where
this was fun. want another round with old tv's?
>put jacket on as its getting cold
Wouldent you want you waifu to be sweet, cute, cook , clean, sing and be the awesomeist to you. I claim the best waifu for my self
I guess purple can be cool sometimes anon, I'll give you that.
Good news, I have my Computer back!
I've got like....1-2 old TVs I can bet here. I'll just send them to some random PO box and hope it's yours.
Good to have your computer and by extent all of your waifu pictures back with you, Bun Bun.
i have 16 small ones in the basement of my mothers house, and 3 big ones with me (was gonna smash them but didnt get round to it)
if you want my po box i can give it to you
i dont give a shit if people send me their shit in the mail (literal shit)
Well shit, you have my outmatched here. I'd rather not have some rascal on /b/ get it and send you anthrax glitter.
Holy hell, that's going to take forever to reinstall. Sorry to hear that.
>all of my waifu pictures
Jesus Christ, you poor soul.
You have my sympathies anon.
>All of my waifu picutes were deleted.
>As were the ~1tb of games.
My condolences. If you have any or get any money you should start doing what I do: I keep all my waifu pictures and other files that are important to me on a thumb-drive. Just in case.
I thought you didn't have very many pictures of Velvet to begin with? And 1TB of games? My condolences.
I don't judge my waifu based on what she can do for me. I judge myself based on what I can do for my waifu.
Your girl fake with them lame hair colors and style?
your probably right
dont want the post office asking why im buying shit online
then having to explain what 4chan is
god, i can just imagine how that would go down
have you eaten today?
Hardly ate anything today now that you've mentioned it. Eating some crackers right now, that's about it.
Good to see you back, Hollow.
no this isnt hollow
read the rules newbie
>no oversexualized content
and dont start the "how is the human body oversexualized" argument. we all know how it goes down
eat some meat, meat is always good
I got rused. (I'm just gullible)
Had some sausage earlier with dirty rice, that's the most I've eaten. Meat is pretty good.
its a rule of the thread
want our respect?
want to be a part of these threads instead of a bistander?
flow with the rules, we put them there for a reason
annoying neibor is playing this max vol
gonna annoy them in a min
your not being productive to yourself nor' us
(say that in a french accent)
thats why we aren't replying to him
pokemon are animals in another universe. its animal crulty to try and marry them
thought you might like
I don't know. Just a shitty joke for masturbation, probably just lucky.
yea, i guess humoniod pokemon could be acceptable
fuck my head hurts thinking about other universes standards
Do what you want man, I don't really judge. I'd probably only poke fun at Undertale waifus because the community is cancer inducing.
nah, we want a waifuism board
the post rate would be lower so it would be fun
>Undertale could be fun, if you completely avoid the fandom.
Meh, tried playing the game. Wasn't really interesting enough for me to get past the first boss. Soundtrack's okay, though. Just a meh game in my opinion.
but all that is there is shit posting and stuff people put on the wrong boards
on /b/ nothing is wrong (unless its illegal or advertisment)
Have fun, bring me some Pizza!
Washu Hakubi shall be my wife one day, in some universe, perhaps much different than this one. I think I could persuade her to have a kid with me, but I'm cool if she doesn't want one.
I second this notion!
If you are speaking about the oversexualized part, I would recommend you not to be so American. It's just breasts.
Goodnight everyone, hope you all have a pleasant evening.
Night time gang is all here, unless I'm forgetting somebody.
This undead, atrocious son of a bitch is mine.
im being a proper english gentleman. even though im naked my self
does it count as being naked if im wearing a jacket
keeping in mind, its not zipped up
Don't be such a straight arrow, just take a waifu, you'll like it
The Duchess of Padua, the most beautiful woman in anime