>be 17 >rich parents >parties every weekend >go to

Marry her and be a good husband and father you irresponsible little fuck.

>>668354848
idk sounds like ur fucked

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>>668354848
go back in time
dont go to club with parents money
use silver spoon to peg youreslf instead


>first world problems

>>668354848
>toe
>hassasin

Is that you Oliver Queen?

Wake up anon, it was only a dream.

>>668354848
>be 17
>What do?

Get banned, you underage faggot.

>>668355186
this dont be a faggot op

>>668354848
lol if this is real, you deserve this.

>>668354848
rich as fuck but can't afford a morning after pill..true

>>668355186
this slut only wants money, she gives a fuck about the baby
>>668355192
ikr i don't know what to do anymore

>>668354848
kill her or force a miscarriage

Have fun giving your inheritance to that whore and your bastard child

>>668355798
Thats one good reason you should give a fuck about it!!

>>668354848

Sure OP. If you want some legitimate advice we are gonna need some real proof. In the form of a timestamp pic of your porchse boxter.

Should be simple enough.

>>668354848
Stopped reading at porsche boxster.

Claim to be rich. Only have a Porsche Boxster.

>>668355521
/thread

>>668355989
this

>>668355795
That day I just called a taxi for this girl and never saw or spoke to her anymore until yesterday when she told me she is having "my" baby

>>668355989
this, proof or fuck off op

>>668355186
this. take responsibility for your actions like a real man.

>>668355936
how to force a miscarriage? I even thought to hire some guys for a forced abortion but i don't even know where to start and time is running out...

>>668354848
Ask her for proof of pregnancy, and that you want a DNA test, that is the first thing you should do. If it really is yours then you're fucked buddy

>>668356288
kek

>Mommy and me only decided to keep you, not because we were madly in love and wanted you, but because we're coke-loving degenerates and I didn't want to lose out on my inheritance because of that bitch you call mother

>>668356357
>how to force a miscarriage?

Step 1: Get time-machine
Step 2: Travel back 17 ½ years in time
Step 3: Falcon punch your mother in her belly
Step 4: Success!

>>668354848
time to man up son

>>668354848
>can afford Boxster
>can't afford condoms

I'm sorry anon, but you seem to be retarded.

>>668356702
>time to man up son
>son

You mean dad, right?

>>668356722
I doubt he bought it with his own, hard earned money.

>>668355798
>>668354848
If the sex was really that amazing, what's the trouble?

>>668356722
Condoms are shit. Nothing like the feeling of a warm, wet pussy.

>>668356722
Why is buying a low tier porsche for 8k so hard to believe?

>>668354848
Why does this shit sound all too familiar already?

>>668354848
>porsche boxter
>in the club
>17

You deserve the next 18 years faggot

This sounds very flowers in the attic-esk. Maybe don't be stupid and take the man route. Or you can see if she's got a submissive side.

>>668354848
How much to "make it look like an accident"?

>>668357011
what about my warm wet asshole

>>668356839
have that good sex rest of life any problem?

Say bye bye to your daddy's money. LOLZ.

>>668355798
Pay her so she'll abort, easy

>>668354848
I'm sure your rich parents can find a rich lawyer to sort it out for you. Like they ahve sorted out all of your problems your whole life.

Fuck you OP, man up and kick the cunt down the stairs yourself like any normal human being

>>668354848
Cry.

>>668355186
My parents are faggots, and i turned out to be a piece of shit. I did not ask to be born and neither did your child. I am the product of my fucking idiot father's ignorance. Do not create another one of me.

Well, first things first. She's already preggo so go hit that shit about 10 more times while you consider your options.

>>668356540
This. Demand a DNA paternity test.

Otherwise, you're gonna be in a world of shit and be supporting some nigger kid the rest of your life

>>668354848
i got it. get another bitch preggo then sit back and watch them kill each other for the money

get real
btw porsche boxter = shit

>>668358422
this

bitch looks good and can fuck? Marry dat slut

>>668354848
The only thing you can do here is post her nudes.

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>>668354848
Simple, just tell her you want to have it and if she agrees then abandon her and just pay monthly. If she disagrees then have her get an abortion.
Absolutely don't let manipulate you.

just kill your self now. don't even wait for the baby just kill your self take yourself out of here it's not worth it man

>>668356201
OP call her to have a meeting, before that study the basic on gynecology, rent an operating room.

Tell her you have a really, really, really nice surprise, blindfold her, take her to the operating room, tie to the gyne chair and then... you know what to do, you are now a gynecologist.

I'm feeling the paternity test option here.

>>668354848
OP got fucking pwned. Whos the chick? She's a master troll who did it for teh lulz, and your moneys.

>yep i'm from 2003

>>668354848
post timestamp of all your money in one big pile while smoking a cigar in front of an Aston martin or GTFO attention fag.

>>668356107
I carried on reading, but stopped believing

>>668360227
yet i still hold onto that feeling

Bullshit detected

>>668360399
You must be a streetlight person

>>668354848

most important question:

was it a boxter S ?

>>668355396
Lold

>>668360736
that was deep, such talent, you could be born to sing the blues