>when your so masculine you have to fuck a football
Who the fuck would buy a fleshlight like that?
>mfw newfags don't even try to fit in anymore
You've become awesome /b/
I once found a porn where this horny daughter tries several times to hook up her dad using socks as an excuse, until she finished to suck him off on the couch. I cannot find it ANYWHERE, dou you anons have some clues?
people with kids, it's hideable. same reason women have these
Speak for yourself, nigger. At least I can say, "Hi, Dad," at family functions and, "Thanks for the warning, officer," when I get caught speeding on my way to jury duty before I see you on the stand, again, pretending you dindu nuffins or whatever it is you say in your nignog speak. Then I can tell the judge you're guilty and sleep well, knowing there's one less nigger on the streets. And even if one of your 'homie dogs' or whatever you subhumans call your friends does come to my house, I have a Desert Eagle in .50 African Eliminator under my pillow with which to eliminate Africans like yourself.
Go back to jail, boy.
wow we got some top tier fresh pasta rigghtt herr yall!
A species who never tamed fire, invented the wheel, or created a written language on their own. Your entire "success" in life is lying about your penis on 4chan.
two sources cite "George from 4chan"
another source cites "Katye Clover"
She looks like my ex (same chin, same breastsize, same hair, same everything minus the birthmark) so i refrain from looking any further into this.