Nth post for genuine human connections.
I'm straight thank you very much
yeah its a common problem
the memes of production are common property of the people
Yep all they talk about round here is what was on tv the night before or sport and they're the kind who get their wages on the friday and have spent them by the sunday.
How'd you even find people?
Me too man, but I'd totally like a horse boy's asshole
I wouldn't either. It's tacky and gross
Tfw you will never be asked math questions and rewarded with sexual torture
Also no trip because lel mobile
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THAT MEME GUY
Time for class tho so I'm out for a little while. See you guys in a bit :3
oh god, I did that in class once.. great times :3
yea.. my friends just talk about gaming or tv, nothing personal. its like I dont even know them sometimes :(
I have no idea
>I did that in class once
I wouldn't say it's gross, it's rather the fact that your self-worth is...
yeah same here. Horse boy, Canine boy, Cat boy and bunny boy. I'd love to get knotted by a hunky slightly chubby canine man too
Oh hey you're the German boy from the other night? Added you on kik and skype
>people talking about your fetish
>trying to ignore it
you should really aim higher
But if you are the meme guy, does that make you our common property? I call dibs for the first week. All kinds of math based sexual acts. Angles like you wouldn't believe.
Seriously? Isn't that really messy?
No judgerino at all fam, I probably would've done it if I wasn't such a pussy. Cleaning up would probably be hard unless you don't have big cums
I just got a weird script alert on captcha.
Making me anxious.
>Seriously? Isn't that really messy?
Depends on your age. I did that once or twice when I used to attend elementary school, it doesn't get messy since you don't really produce semen yet, or a very small amount.
kek. Messy pup. I had a wee chug in the boys toilets one time. Shot a big load all over the cubicle wall then ran away
months wages but its easier than going into detail. Plus I'm trying to start a business so I'm aiming for the stars
You make it sound hot to watch, but it still sounds like a mess to do.
hey hows it going? Also by the way my kik pooped out so I';ve got rid of it but still got you on skype :)
ffs it's happening again, it keeps switching me between my nickname and anon
Wouldn't know, I only started masturbating halfway through college.
Not a joke. Best week of my life.
Yes pls all of that
Trump will make all of this possible through meme magic
That sounds fine to me. I've been needing to find a way to work math into a fetish~
If only namesync worked on my phone :v
Also I have water all over my socks because of my FUCKING water bottle :(
>I'm trying to start a business
Cheers, I respect that. Takes guts and good eye for opportunity.
Or a million of daddy's money for others.
TRUMP 2016 GIMME MY ANTHRO BOYS!
also pic related. My favourite anus pic. Looks soooo yummy
I was like 11/12 when I discovered that, don't remember how though
I was so hyped about it, I told my friends "guys, if you move your peepee rapidly it'll feel nice!!!"
I'm a natural pervert, I guess, lol
done, let's see
Also, friendly reminder that since yesterday http://asriel.booru.org/ is a thing
I want to pound your ass then give you a ferocious cuddling.
>water all over my socks because of my FUCKING water bottle
Christ, meme, don't spazz on us, what the hell are you up to?
... I'd still watch tho.
heheh maybe they were hoping for a front row seat
thanks man I have plans, lots of plans, but its just getting the money together
Oh whys that? Also lol yeah. He probably would have freaked though, we were a less tolerant school
Oooh. Asriel booru.
W-who are you?
Rimming is best fetish
I was sitting in the hallway waiting for my class and my water bottle was slowly leaking for like 30 minutes cuz I didn't close it all the way. So I sat in water and now it's on my socks and jeans :/
I want this class to be over so I can go home and do buttstuff
I'm just the man who can rock your world and help you fall asleep afterword. None can escape my cuddles once initiated.
Rule34 > your feelings
The lewd goats are tagged with nsfw, so you can blacklist the tag and there you go.
I think the head is the best part. Looking all cutesie and seductive.
I'm officially a face-man.
Had a guy like that in the second grade of elementary, all kinds of trouble followed. Bad times.
Not passing judgement on you though, from how you behave here you sound like a nice fellow.
I'm certain that's against the rules
Yes, we are pure and innocent here!
this has been taken into future consideration.
he hasn't said if foxes or dragons are better yet, i think he's bluffing
no pedophilia either
It is dotter, it is. I might also firmly grab your butt cheeks, squeeze them, and say "honk, honk."
You lack willpower and imagination.
What kind of business is it anyway?
>I can go home and do buttstuff
... go on...
One of the best anyway
>all dat spit connecting your chin and tongue to his ass taint and genitals
Yeah I know how you feel mate I'd send you a big virtual hug but thats a no no. Shit sucks anon. Life is harder for better people. If that makes sense
yeah I see what you mean. Peeking over like "Go ahead"
I don't think my friends were as excited about it as I was, and I only got caught twice, so there wasn't really any trouble for me
I got caught by the friend sitting in the same row, I immediately started pretending that it's a joke, but he frowned at me, so yeah
Another time the teacher frowned at me while I was at it, but she continued with her lesson and never spoke to me about it
I'm going to be dumping goats every now and then on that page, anything I find in /utg/ archives (as I'm going through all of them)
you'll have to afk if he says the wrong thing
time for a smoke, don't post too much now
Well enough. Done my lifting, done my showering, done my cooking, now just kicking back. You?
Not sure exactly what I'm gonna do tbh
Maybe Rex or flint
Might lock myself up for the play session as well
Shave, crossdress, take pics? The possibilities are endless
Tfw no one will sit on your face until you can't breathe
I want some of you fags to add me on league: vududash
AH GAT ALL THESE
(yeah yeah yeah)
AH GAT ALL THESE
(yeah yeah yeah)
AH GAT ALL THESE
oh that's right you are playing pre-30 soloq
Good work. I'm being lazy and recovering from a cold.
tfw you wont rim an anthro until their ass, taint and balls along with your face are covered in spit
tfw they wont reposition and facefuck you
also sorry man I played LoL but couldnt get into it
yeah sorry you'll have to wait. I could give you a pat on the head and ruffle your hair though
B-because it's indecent to talk about your fetishes openly
With the bristly mane and the slight blush! How could anyone say no to that!
Teacher sounds unmotivated as fuck, she should have at least called you over at the end of class. Ah well, you turned out allright.
Making/design/tailoring or just selling?
have you been called a filthy smurf yet
making and then design. Tie dye to start with one brand, then when they're sold out I plan on going on to designing future/retro prints. I've got an idea for denim too
the head patting or the sloppy rim sessions?
Dumping ~30/40 goats later today
She was teaching us biology, maybe it seemed natural to her.
But I intend to visit this thread frequently, majority wouldn't appreciate to hear about what I like anyway.
hehe same here ;P
You'd have to teach me some words in German like cat, pumpkin and cabbage so I can say them while patting you on the head
Horse/dog cock down my throat sounds like fun. Cat less so :v
Headpatting is also good
>all chat off
Who doesn't love hearing about other people's fetishes? Especially if they line up with your own~
Katze, Kürbis, Kohl in order..
never heard cabbage as nickname lol
You're breaking my heart bud!
Yes on everything. Also, that other thing sounds more like breathplay. So also yes.
Nope. Snarf will save it and endlessly repost it.
Not on here, certainly.
ah right yeah. But then anthro cat could have human willy. But then idk I've only seen anthro tiger and they've got rubbery spines so it could be fun. Also
>tfw anthro hunk returns the favour and stuffs his looooooong tongue inside you
>tfw its hitting spots no human tongue could ever reach
>tfw its hitting those spots with great force
and yeah patting is nice
Nice so I'd give you sufficient pattings while saying Kohl......Kohl. Also I think the french have the term mon petit chou (apolgies for spelling) which means my little cabbage
let your butt be added to the eternal jackpot of all butt stashes.
Choking+breathplay sounds like my kind of sex. Combined with petplay and degradation and s&m. Feelsgood
Gonna look at this in a sec <3
Fair enough. Catboy with human dick would be good for facefucking
Holy shit deep rimming >\\\>
> implying he isn't always watching
ohhhhhhhhh yeah and you're wriggling and struggling cause its soo intense but its a hunky stallion just holding you and working it like its nothing
>Taking the time to make this list
Damn anon, you thirsty.
Laziness is the bane of all our existence. Get comfy and get better!
That's not how USB slots work though. But I so want to...
Neat, you don't eve need a storefront then. Is it regular clothes, or... you know, different kinds?
Are there other animals that masturbate? I know some apes do.
Headpatting is severely overrated. Only ever see it done in animu.
You know, I'm jealous of your ability to be a slutty pup and still find a way to play hard to get.
Fuck, now I'm sad just how far away you are. Choke you with love and all that.
I'm using a site called bigcartel which is like a store page you throw together and pay them a monthly fee, £15.00 iirc and thats it. They help you keep on track of site views, orders placed etc. However when the brand(s) get bigger I hope to set up my own sites with a web team.
Also its regular clothes for now. I may branch out into fetish gear. Also I love that pic. Bunny boys best fuccbois
and finally willypattings better. Dat boing as you paw it like a cat
Severely underrated I mean!
In the industry, we call that a tease.
Just updated it since it was pretty outdated
I was when I made that list, yeah.
Also, went through all the kinks listed on f-list, stumbled upon those three and cringed a little
>Bunny boys best fuccbois
Patrician taste. Hopefully Trump will make bunnyfus real for everyone.
I'm certainly trying~
I've turned it into an artform.
Spic. Now apologize to the class for lying about having girly parts all these years.
Why thank you anon. Also yes! Lets make it happen MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WITH BUNNY BOYS
wanna stare into my beautiful meatflaps?
Those are certainly very niche fetishes. Though 99.99% pure fantasy. Last one even more so I'd think.
Yeah I fit in a whole two fingers though
Give me your cock, I want to ice this cake I'm making.
You got one of those Mexico City chopshop deals that are all the rage with tumblr these days, didn't you? The answer is still no, the crotch area is reserved for God-given penor. None of these hatchet wounds that everyone is falling over themselves for.