hey /b/. so I have an embarrassingly small penis. looking into

>>668218926

Waste of time. There is no real means to increase the size of your penis.

Sorry.

>>668218926
just change your gender, maybe youll look good without it.

>>668219144
damn
>>668219306
good idea

>>668219407
ill need a pic OP, ill need to see if it really is that small.

>>668219521
would you consider 1" hard small?

>>668218926
If you're reasonably wealthy, you can get penis enlargement surgery.

Every study on jelqing has proven that it doesn't make your dick any bigger, and can actually be dangerous. Don't bother.

This >>668219306 is also an option. Still pretty expensive, but it is 2016 after all. If you're an invisible NEET, maybe you can become a lesbian.

>>668219769
I have 6 dollars
And there's no way that thousands of internet people are lying about their results and stuff, right?

>>668219650
yea, thats pretty small,
just go change your gender, heard the sexual reassignment surgeries now are pretty great.
you actually can have multiple orgasms, if thats your kind of thing, ive never liked penis enlargement surgeries or anything related there, feels weird IMO.
but thats just my 2 cents.

>>668219935
my girlfriend says I'm average though so I don't know if I want to change genders. not until she's gone at least

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>>668219893
>There's no way thousands of people on the internet are lying

>>668220033
naw, just keep her.
be a lesbian couple with her.
she can pleasure you after transition.

>>668218926
how old are you?

>>668220121
okay. i'll think about that
>>668220085
who is that? i'm new to 4channing. how did u make it green

>>668220273
24

>>668219144
surgery

>>668219650
youre lying

>>668220329
yea, youre primed for transitioning.
go ahead, boobs are pretty fun to have.
kinda annoying sometimes, but the pros hella outweigh the cons.

you better be good with your tounge

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Gained an inch in length and my dick got super fat over the last year. Jelqed a little bit but it could just be natural growth since I'm only 18.

It might still be growing too. Reaches 8 inches when fully hard now. Still have no idea if it's from jelqing but I'll keep doing it every now and then I suppose. I say try it out op

>>668220483
you got me. it's around 5.5 or so. pretty thin though

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>>668220281
welcome choose your skin and we'll find you a good spot somewhere

>>668220610
just go kill yourself.

>>668220714
naw man. having a small penis is pretty much the only thing wrong with me. just kinda sucks sometimes

>>668220598
nice penis, buddy

>>668220714
There is always someone on /b/ that tries hard, yet fails.

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like you can transition, because, thats a guy.
you have a chance to be like her.
guys literally just tripping for you,
you can have all that.

>>668220905
Does your gf complain or say "I wish you are bigger"

>>668221206
I also lied about having a girlfriend

>>668221278
Pics of no gf or it didn't happen

>>668221485
no trust me, it did happen. me not having a girlfriend happened and has been happening

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>>668221278
i bet she looks better than you nonexistent "waifu".
you could look like her.
live like her.
with guys in your tail.
no periods.
no STDs.

>>668221278
Kek

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JUST. DO. IT.

>>668221710
leave meh alone nike man :0 r u impersonating shia labuf

>>668221809
im just trying to do you a favour.

>>668218926
Just learn to eat pussy like a boss. Once you make them gush a river from licking the twat, it doesn't matter how small you are.
Any fag can fuck a girl. Not many guys actually know how to make a girl cum by going down on them.

Apparently there now exists a surgery, costs about $12,000. It will make your benis bigger.

I gained about 1cm in length and 0.5cm in girth over 2 months. Ain't much, for results I heard were possible. I'm 22 btw.

>>668222256
I would be okay with that
>>668222118
gush a river from licking a twat? damn
>>668222128
money is an issue

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>>668221638
By choice, or just keep avoiding girls, inadvertently or intentionally?

>>668218926
http://officialhydromaxpump.com/

it works dude, there are other ones, but this one is really really good, u should try it.

>>668220085

>>668218926
There's no way to increase Penis size, work on improving your other attributes.

>>668222118
Some girls enjoy it more than others - most really enjoy it though

>>668222555
by choice to an extent. pretty picky. I turn down a lot of girls that im not interested in and get turned down by girls who I am interested in
>>668222593
not interested in doing that to my little johnny

>>668222256
What did you do exactly?

>>668220610
5.5 is the average dick size...

>>668218926
Could try hgh. Might work, might not.

>>668223295
yeah but i'm an above average looking guy who goes for attractive women who aren't so interested in an "average" penis. it's like a snowball effect, or something like that

>>668222871
really??, u r asking what to do, im telling u buddy, this thing is for real, at least give it a try.

>>668223584
I would rather get punched in my fucking jaw than use a penis pump

>>668222593
that thing looks stupid. those pumps have been debunked for years.

I was about 5 1/2 inches solid when I first started and now I'm about 6 1/2, closer to 7. My girth has also increased quite a bit. Girth and length growth depends on the exercise you choose. My wife loves it and yes, the results are permanent after a while. You have to be really consistent though in order for the results to remain permanent as I've learned. I did it on and off for a while in the beginning and I fluxed in size. But I got consistent and since the last time I jelqed, which was about 2 months ago, my size has remained. In total I've been jelqing for about 5 months, so yes, it does take time. But to me, the results are worth it. Wishe I could show you but I've never been into dick pics, and these faggots are faggots. Gross. So don't listen to these anons, they're already comfortable with micro dicks as I've learned from scrolling this site.

Just take it easy in the beginning, join a blog/board and take the precautions seriously. Don't just jump into it. If you take it slow and do it right, you may even see and feel results after the first session. I did. But that's just me.

Keep your 5.5 dude that's fine.

I have a 7 or 8 (not measured in over a decade- am 29) and it's ruined more than one relationship because it can hurt the bish when you push it all the way in. Which you obviously do because it feels good.

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Is my dick small cause I feel like it is my go just being nice

>>668223771
well it worked for me, and im 25, dick size at 24, 6 inches, now im almost 7

>>668223093
registered on some site which provided a whole plan, lol.
1. warmup with kegels (important if you don't want to rip you dick off)
2. stretching
3. jelqing
4. kegels again
kegels were kinda annoying at first, but it's funny as soon as you start to be able to control your cum-reflex. shit's gold.

>>668223932
routine?

There's that one device that you wear for like 9 hours a day....I hear good things about that...but being pre-med , it really seems like it'll mess some shit up

>>668224083
its average bro. Don't be down on it

>>668223932
thanks for the advice. I've tried jelqing before and I believe it worked - but I could have measured retardedly. but I gained about an 1/8 inch in 2 months. I just needed some encouragement to start again. kind of hard to jelq when you're in college and have a roommate and all

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>I have an embarrassingly small penis.
>it's around 5.5

7 months, I'm sorry. And results vary, just to be clear. I was super cautious and took my time and did everything the boards and sites told me. I even got advanced and started using my wife's hair bands to replace my fingers and that's when I got greater leaps in growth. Just give it a shot, you'll definitely see and feel bigger after the first month of consistent exercising

>>668224165
source? I'd like to try that

>>668224332
thanks for advice. OP is out - got shit to do. thanks for posting in my thread hehehe bye :)

How exactly do you jelq

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>>668218926
Looking for an Asian girl, her pussy isn't deep as Caucasian or Black girl.
With right schake around her clit u can give a orgasm like a normal dick fag

>>668222871
Have you ever had a one night stand?

>>668224486
i think it was like okdickdotcum or ok-dickdotcem

>>668225165
i hope you know how to type it right. fucking spamcontroll

>>668224728
>Looking for an Asian girl, her pussy isn't deep
the glorious myth lives on

>>668225219
no wait, it was okaydick. the whole okey

>>668224728
Not true I'm white and my vagina is around 4 inches all me and my sisters have shallow cervixes

I jelqed religiously about 15 years ago. Truth is, it does work. It's gonna make your junk girthier. Length is another issue altogether. Tbh though the amount of time vs the results is just not worth it.

>>668225219
screen shots do not get spamcontrolled

>>668225470
You found this out how?

>>668225695
Gynecologist, and sisters talk lmao

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>>668220281
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>668225470
Not completely unusual, as all girls are different. There are plenty of asian ladies with gaping twats and white girls with twats that will pinch your dick off

>>668218926
4,3' here. should i kill myself??

>>668226202
Super true! That's the point I was trying to make hahaha

>>668225332
The site looks legit man, there are plans and what not, lol. I might try it and find out. Is it safe? Should I use lube to jelque or just go dry?

Weenie size doesn't matter to most girls, me and my friends only worry about the sex not size, you guys shouldn't worry so much! You're made the way you are for a reason

>>668226347
nope! the vast majority of girls don't care that much about the size of the tool. Media is making people worry about shit they don't need to worry about. Be yourself, be funny, don't worry about your dick, enjoy the girl you're with when you're with her, have fun. simple simple simple

>>668218926
Look I'm not gonna sit here and tell you that it works

But throughout the course of growing up I could swear to you I've added at least an inch
My dick is girthy, and I used to be fat so I felt like I had a chode. Now that I'm in shape and what not there's little section at the base of my oenis that is slightly thinner. It's about an inch and a quarter long. When I jelq, I'm not trying to increase my shaft length from the middle of the top, I'm trying to pull my dick out of my pelvis liek a carrot. I did this MAYBE 8 times a month, nice and slowly more so not expecting results. Some of my favorite quotes from women


"You can't fit!"

"I'm no virgin but this thing is huge"

"Wow you have a big dick"


"There no way that's going in my ass"
You be the judge dude. I'm gonna fade away as a "troll" or "bait" but whatever

Exercise, weight loss and occasional jelqing made my dick bigger over the period of I'd say 4 years. It takes time man.

>>668226860
Thats really nice what u said. I appreciate it but im 30.. damage was done long time ago.

>>668227205
>im 30.. damage was done long time ago.
What damage? psychological scarring from some girl?

>>668227344
yup

>>668227443
it is ok to let yourself off the hook, especially since it sounds like she said something, and you put yourself on the hook?

>>668227724
She was a person for whom sex was most important in a relationship and I'm not that kind of person so she blame u know what and broke up. Then i gave up

>>668227443
She probably doesn't even remember it now, you should not either. Us guys think way more about this shit than women do.

>>668228109
>Then i gave up
Did you intentionally give up on all women based upon the actions of one?

>>668223536
>i'm an above average looking guy
>aren't so interested in an "average" penis
sounds like you're a gay faggot metrosexual

>>668228426
basically yes. i meet many girls and shit but im just not trying just in case

>>668228717
When you say it happened a long time ago, how long are we really talking?

>>668228652
/thread

>>668228919
>>668228652
ok kids, thx for your input

>>668228885
>When you say it happened a long time ago, how long are we really talking?
3 years ago

>>668229227
3 years ago, and now ready to move on from that experience, and put it behind you? or do you feel it will benefit you to dwell on it some more?

>>668229227
It forces me to learn more about the female body. Then when I do some mad shut with my fingers and dick they go wild. I have a 5inch hard dick. Every girl I have banged has never said anything and why would they, it's like a guy saying your fat it's just not something we say. But I have had girls say "I didn't know that could happen" before just because I googled loads of shit and just looked online. Some guys are blessed with big dicks and some guys aren't. Us lil'er guys just have to try more I guess.

>>668229445
Now after 3 years i'm more like "it would be nice to share my life with someone" not "ugh i need to find a hole to fill up" or i should find somebody because all ppl tell me to do that.

>>668229227
It's funny. Because as a girl. You have no idea how much I just want a dick. I don't care sick I just want something I can suck and fuck and make cum. I cum easy which is good because I'm just a constant body of sexual emotion, so the littlest of dicks for me was 3inches. I loved that shit sooooo much because I just never got tired of sucking it. It sounds stupid I know. But I loved it in my ass and vagina. I know friends that don't date guys below like 5 because that's just then. But me. I don't care. Give me something to suck and touch and fuck and that's me done. Stop thinking one girls opinion matters. You'll only fuck your self over in the end, and potentially a girl like me who just wants into shove it in my mouth.

thundersplace

>>668229921
What seemed so important before is not as important now - companionship sounding good/fulfilling to you?

Ever notice how when looking at online dating sites, that the vast majority of women are looking for a long term relationship?

>>668218926
Just get castrated and you won't care about sex anymore.

>>668218926

Google "pegym".
It works but you have to be dedicated and when I say dedicated I mean it'll be years of constant penis exercises before you see actual results.

Don't listen to the "hurrdurr but science did a test over the span of a few months and it's didn't work"
That's cause these fucks were lazy and didn't want to put in the work to do it over years.

>>668230420
dating sites is that even for real?:D

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>>668220281

>>668230600
Invest years of effort into penis. wow, just wow. nope. There is so much more that a person could invest time in that would have a more worthy outcome from.

>>668218926
Op,

Small cock here. About 4 inches. Bit more or a bit less depending on how much weight I am carrying. I have weight swings though, depending on what's going on.

My small cock fucked me up for a long time, also other personal shit too though. Now I don't care and actually kind of like my cock. I've been known to post pics.

I can tell you a story though -

There was one chick who changed my life. I'd had sex with only three different women when I met her. My first time was with someone I never saw again, the 2nd only lasted a month or more, and the 3rd three years. They were all polite except the last one who tried to use it against me emotionally as we were breaking up. Not really going into that one.

So, the woman who change my life was younger, black, cute and at first I though she was a white girl on the phone. She sounded like one and had a white girls name. We'll call her J. She worked with me, but in another office, and I had to visit from time to time (I was in IT). She was sweet and cute and was ALWAYS very nice. She pursued me but I was incredibly shy, of course, but she didn't give up. She asked me out maybe 3 times before I said yes, because I was retarded.

So we ended up dating. The first time we had sex I was a goddamn mess and she was a sweet as she could be. I never thought I'd see her after that. Still she wanted to go out. We had sex a few more times and she started helping me see what I was doing wrong.

to be cont...

>>668231685

From that point on she taught me how to fuck. She did more for me than any other person in my life really.

She told me later, while we were still going out that she knew I had a small cock because she'd heard from another girl at work, that I had no idea she even talked to. The other girl I had made out with but it didn't go anywhere, obviously.

She had pursued me BECAUSE I had a small cock. She had a tilted cervix and bigger dicks hurt. It was ONE of the reasons she only dated white guys.

We broke up but it wasn't bad and she's still special to me. She got me into some kinky shit, taught me about myself and women, and NEVER acted like a cunt. She's one of the main reasons I got some goddamn confidence in bed and also in public.

Now, I can't say that any of the women I have dated since liked small cocks especially. Mainly, sexual compatibility came down to personality and "kink alignment". In some cases sex was awful, in some, fantastic but mostly it's just in the middle somewhere. Most of that has to do with the attitude of the girl though and that's true no matter how big your dick is.

More than having a small cock, my own lack of confidence, my height, and my weight were far more of a hindrance.

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>>668230804

>>668231853
just never tried it before :D