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hawkes bay nudes
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Dunners reporting.

This heat is making me 2sleepy, fuck. How are you lovely people?
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>>668166781
I''ve just started watching the great doco American Movie. About a wannabe film director trying to make his dreams come true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMFZOu8rDUQ
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>>668166293
more nudes for u bro
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havent been here for awhile /b/ros here are some titties, any buds in aucks ?
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>>668167718
I'm in Auckland, I'll be your bud.
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Dunners reporting brah
>>668166245
Where we been at mayn?
>>668166781
Hey mate, was warm today, felt hotter than what it was
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>>668167838
but do you got weed or not cunt ? titties for you cunt
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>>668168178
So you only wanted to be my friend because of my copious amounts of extremely potent weed? You broke my heart man. Gonna go and smoke some dank weed by myself in sadness.
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Hey cunt nuggets
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hamilton reporting in
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>>668168384
yo ill be your friend
just got donkey kong country returns for wii for only 50c. love me
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>>668168384
friend i like the term stoner buddy plus i can give u dank haircuts and $$$ money hahahaha anyway for the sake of it here are sum more titties
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Hacked a TX fags email
Via logs
She sent a lot of nudes.
She is from NZ
Want?

>already profited
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check em
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>>668168697
They're some nice tits
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Hey friends <3

Tfw
No
Boyfriend
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NUDESFAGS ARE CANCER MOTHER FUCKING CANCER
NUDESFAGS CANCER ARE MOTHER FUCKING CANCER
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>>668168717
yeah go on.
anything good?
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Post funny videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTtZITUexlM
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>>668168717
Sure
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>>668168950
I have 4, you want to borrow?
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>>668168717
of course we want it u fuk
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>>668168950
I know a guy....
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>>668169100
>>668169188
Dont hold out on me friends im so lonely
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>>668169297
GO FIND A FURFAG YOU CAN DO LONG DISTANCE WITH.
FUCKING CANCER FAGGIT.
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>>668169039
About 300 via cloud and 400 via yahoo>>668169078
k
>>668169100
kiwi fag
>>668169178
shut up stupid

Nudes for days. quints gets info. Yes, Ive doxxed her.

Side by side in
>pic related
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>>668167101
I'd never heard of it until now, seems a bit left-field, but it's supposed to be good so eh
>>668167897
Hey, what's good? Yeah, felt bloody hot. I feel buggered now
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>>668169476
Not a lot mayn, jamming some Youtube vids. And you?
Roll on winter eh
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>>668169297
So want do you have to offer said boyfriend?
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>>668169470
GL ON PEEL.
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>>668169476
Yeah it's pretty funny and inspiring in its own way.
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>>668169411
I dont like fur stuff tho. I want an irl bf

>>668169825
Cuddles and love
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>>668169799
Nothing at all, just trying to stay awake and wondering what to do. You get up to much in the day?
Roll on, indeed. Can't wait for it to snow again!
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>>668170142
You a gril?
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>>668170209
No im a boy sry
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>>668170142
>I dont like fur stuff tho. I want an irl bf
STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET THEN YOU FUCKING WHORE CUNT!
FUCKING GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBODY YOU FUCKING SAD CUNT!
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>>668170246
are you a qt tho?
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>>668170030
tor exit nodes when posted originally. Youre an idiot m8
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>>668170284
4chan is better for meeting people tho
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>>668170382
I think i am
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>>668170284
Is your volume knob fucked or something?
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>>668166245
can we make it so threads always start at 9 now? too quiet if made before
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>>668170580
post evidence to support claims pls
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>>668170177
Yeah fair, not too much going on.
Nah not too much, went into BnT trying to get swaybar bushes, they don't stock em' nationwide so tried a place called Autolign, they're ordering some in which should fit
That was about the highlight of my day
And you? Yeah for sure, love the snow
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>>668170030
Also, Im using his state IPv4 IP6v via socs for 4chan. Learn to internet. Moron.

Linux
>master race
>newfag
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>>668170643
Also location
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What to do when living in parents basement in the wops outside of Tauranga?
No green stuff til tomorrow

>select images with grass
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anyone /suicide/ here?

best method?
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>>668170733
Did all of the words in that post turn out as intended?
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>>668170840
KILL YOURSELF FAGGIT.
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>>668170840
Yeah I killed myself a few weeks ago
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>>668170704
Ah yeah, Autolign is bloody good. Shame they've only got one branch with a workshop though, because they're bloody good at that as well.
Went and saw that RFB, took it for a wee run. It's a laugh, but it's not worth anything. Still dunno what the guy wants for it.
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>>668170840
Fuck a blender and bleed out.
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R8 me /b/ros
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>>668170840
smoking
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>>668170643
Im in chch
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>>668170030
btw. Hi Tom Midgley

Gotcha.

As If I didnt hack hers and his messenger. Boy... youre as dumb as you look. White knight fagging. Kyke if I ever saw one.
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>>668170997
deep self loathing and no self confidence/10
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>>668166245
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>>668170840
committing yourself to violent revolution and getting shot by the cops when you burn down parliament often works?
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>>668170997
why do you look like your taking a shit you fuck
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>>668170990
I'd never really heard of them but the guys in there seem pretty good, sound like they know what they're talking about
Haha oh yeah, how'd it run? No itb's then?
>captcha got me clicking cars
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>>668166293
>>668168178
>>668168697
>>668169470
>>668169725
>>668170693
DAILY REMINDER THAT NUDES FAGS ARE CANCER
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>>668171193
I don't think you really need a picture to conclude that about any and every person on here, really
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>>668170873
No. I fucked up. You get it though.

His names posted.
I dont bullshit.
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>>668170997
You look like Biff from Back to the Future.
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>>668170840
Life. Its the slow burning method.
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>>668171087
You are qt
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papkura reporting
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>>668171347
Whats wrong with you?
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>>668170693
THESE TITS ARE DEPRESSING.
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>>668171300
i have cancer so get fucked you virgin cunt
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>>668171477
And deflated
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PIC REL8ED ITS MY GF
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>>668171549
same!
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>>668171291
Yeah, they're the only place I can think of that does aftermarket suspension and stuff like that properly. They're distributors for Tein and the like, from memory.
Mate, it runs like a dream. It's RB25DET with I'm assuming a blown head gasket. Goes about as fast as my car haha!
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>>668170997
You look like a turtle

20/27
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>>668171477
maybe in bra

different anon btw
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>>668171454
Life m8. It gets us all.
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>>668171520
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>>668171375
Aw ty :-]
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anyone want to lift with my wife?
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>>668171725
I mean specifically, how can we help you?
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am i the only one that wants to see maori porn?
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>>668171785
DON'T STEAL MY 10/10 WOULD LIFT WITH MEME!
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
THAT WAS MY THING!
YOU FUCKING OC STEALING MOTHER FUCKER!
END YOURSELF CUNT!
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>>668171347
Hey cuteboy!

>pic related
Its you and me
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>>668171831
Get me a job in Wellington. That would help.
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>>668171886
It's hard to make because maori girls can only cum when a drunk guy breaks their nose.
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>>668171642
Yeah they seemed to have a decent range of aftermarket stuff.
Ah sweet, gonna look at buying it? Might be alright if the head hasn't warped. Would keep ya busy for a little if you did!
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>>668171785
Lift her up and down on my cock?
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>>668171897
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>>668171946
You still play a da minecraft?
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>>668171999
Checked

Job in what exactly?
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>>668172111
When someone invites me i do anon
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>>668172075
Fuck, unlikely. The guy I saw said the only price he'd ever heard from the owner was $3,500.
Might offer him a hundred for a laugh, but nah.
My car keeps me busy enough!
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>>668171897

>"Steal"
>what is sharing on the internet?
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>>668172135
IT. Before my parents get their wish and I spend the rest of my life as a fast food worker in the Wairarapa.
>>668172234
>Related.
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>>668168428
You still sucking dicks in Palmy?
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>>668171897
FUCK UP CUNT I WAS THE FIRST TO USE THIS MEME U FUCKING CUCK. GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL CUNT!!!
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>>668172552
Still lookin...
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Fuck, spent all day waiting for some cunt to pick me up so we can go get an ounce, they finally come over an hour ago, text the guy and he said he just sold his last one. Why the fuck do people take so long to get their shit together?
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>>668172650
BULLFUCKING SHIT CUNT!
BULL MOTHER FUCKING SHIT YOU BITCH NIGGA.
FUCKING 1V1 ME MATE.

I'LL TAKE A SHIT AND URINE ON YOUR TOILET SEAT CUNT.
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>>668172459
Shit, that's steep. He'd be pushing shit uphill trying to get that price
So you would have taken your car out today? Going alright in the heat?
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>>668172713
I would be keen if you weren't a guy
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>>668172888
Checked.
Nah, not in a million years. Even some bogan looking for a skid hack would maybe give him a grand, absolute tops.
Yeah, been out and about in it. Still going!
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>>668172842
U A BITCH ASS NIGGA I'LL STEAL YO GIRL JUST LIKE A STOLE UR MEME HAHAHA U FUCKING CUCK
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Where da dunedin nudes at?
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>>668173215
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>>668171300
are you gay? like serious question. I saw your stream and you actually look a bit bent
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>>668172713
Add me on snapchat - yungfishlord
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>>668173555
what stream?
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>>668172501
Ask around here maybe? i'll try for you:

AYE CUNTS, ANYONE WANNA GONNA GIVE THIS GUY A JOB IN I.T? OR DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE IN I.T?
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>>668173145
Yeah for sure!
That's all good then, if it has kept in this heat, shouldn't have any problems for the rest of the year. I don't see it getting much hotter
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>>668173874
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOOD LUCK GETTING A JOB IN I.T.
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>>668172920
a mouths a mouth tbh anon
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>>668173555
FAGGOT IF U WANT TO LOOK AT NAKED WOMEN GO ON PORNHUB AND HAVE A FUCKING WANK. DONT SPAM THESE THREADS WITH YOUR FUCKING PUTRID FAT MOARI MUNTERS
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>>668173978
why? NZ has a sizable IT sector
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anyone keen for a sesh and root?
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>>668174093
Y AREN'T YOU EMPLOYED IN IT THEN?
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>>668174165
WHERE YOU AT THOUGH.
ALSO, NO FUCKING HOMO YOU GAY CUNT.
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>>668174068
use your inside voice
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>>668174178
because im not looking for a job in I.T i was asking for the maori flag guy
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>>668174165
you can smoke while you pound my boypussy
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>>668173629
this faggot streams runescape kek. what a faggot. he's asian skinny cunt. shit was cringe as FUCK
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>>668174234
fuck off dude.

im a chick and im in nelson
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>>668174068
>>668174178
>>668173874
>>668173215
>>668172842

>all caps all the time.

your parents were brother and sister right?
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>>668174353
That might have been me.
I'm not asian.

not sure why you're associating me with the NUDESFAGS ARE CANCER guy.
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Anyone in Auckland know where to pick up some unwashed poppy seeds/poppy seed pods?
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>>668174377
FUCK OFF HOMO, TITS OR GTFO NIGGAAAAA
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>>668174550
Afghanistan
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>>668173894
Yeah, seems fixed now. Might've been an earthing issue, now I think about it.
So what's the go for the rest of the evening?
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>>668174550
ARE U THAT FAGGOT FROM PAPAKURA THAT GETS PULLED OVER BY THE COPS AND NEVER TURNS UP TO FIGHTS?
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>>668174353
THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT MUH STREAM NIGGA?
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>>668174804
Did you mess around with the earthing or was it one of those things that just decided to come right?
Nothing planned, just chill eh. See what shit I can find on Youtube. You? Grabbed dinner yet? Haha
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>>668174848
kek. that faggot was a bitch ass nigga yo
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>>668174848
1outs nigger
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>>668174527
nah its the same guy.
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>>668174848
No lol
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Weed near Thames?
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>>668175103
what are you on about?
I streamed some rs but I am not the one who was nudesfags are cancering.

what you mean it's the same guy?
is there another rs streamer?
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>>668174922
you're asian saying "nigga" skinny fucking faggot
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>>668175076
Nah, it's just come right. But it might've glitched out when I relocated it because I'm an idiot.
Sounds good, cruisy night. Dunno, no plans. No dinner yet lol
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any more hamilton anons
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/r/tZQ-y2

hit up the vola
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>>668175278
ANYONE CAN SAY NIGGA BITCH.
YOU FUCKING RACIST CUNT!
GO SUCK A NIGGA DICK.
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>>668175342
volafile.io
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>>668175360
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>>668175491
I AIN'T EVEN MAD THO.
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be honest

would you kiss my feet?
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>>668175285
Haha who knows. All we know is that it's running fine, which is good as
Yeah mate, always is. Gonna grab some or just gonna wing it tonight?
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>>668174848
lolwat?
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>>668175644
then why are you type in caps like some rabid porch monkey?
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>>668175694
I wouldn't kiss any bitches feet nigga.
bitch nigga foot fetish faggits.
your feet a shit.
hella feminine you faggit.
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>>668175850
CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN.
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>>668175852
Is that your way of saying my feet are cute? why thank you anon =)
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>>668175924
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WHERE'S THE NIGGA THAT DRANK A BOTTLE OF SCRUMPY IN 5 MINUTES LAST NIGHT?

>>668176001
NO YOU FAGGIT!
I'M SAYING YOU'RE A FAGGIT FOR HAVING FEMINE FEET YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA.
NIGGA PLS.
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>>668168428
Add me on snapchat - yungfishlord
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>>668176159
FUCK OFF CUNT!
STEALING MY MOTHER FUCKING FISH LORD.
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>>668175781
Yeah, I've no idea why it's come right but I'm not complaining!
Dunno yet, I've never ended up going the past couple of nights so I'm still "allowed" to get takeaway, if you know what I mean. But nah, no idea.

Who the fuck is in Dunners and want to go to Maccas, oi?
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>>668175842
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>>668176093
Calm your tits faggot. A bottle of scrumpy in five minutes sounds like a challenge for a six year old girl.

>>everyone else
fyi, there was a cop on here this afternoon trying to bait people in Auckland to sell acid. We have been infiltrated. But it is probably okay by now. Cops still go home at the end of the day and the National party aint fucking going to fork out overtime to the pigs so that they can chill on the internet trying to track down drug dealers
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>>668175694
i would suck on your toes
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who gisborne here
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>>668176699
I told him to drink more but I think he died.
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>>668176699
NICE TRY OFFICER.
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>>668176440
Yeah too right
Yeah fair enough, I get ya! You not big on cooking or is takeaway just easier?
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>>668172842
FUCK OFF CUNT. GO BE A GOOD CUCK AND PREP UR GFS BULL
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>>668177076
THAT ISN'T ME YOU DUMB CUNT!
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>>668166781
hot in dunedin? its like 13 overnight there, 19 in aucks.
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>>668175324
One here. Chillin having a fap, hbu?
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>>668177490
what u fapping to fgt?
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>>668177056
Nah, I enjoy cooking and shit, but it's late and I'm tired.
Cooking for yourself is a bit lame, too. I'm not too bothered to put the effort in for just me.
>>668177450
Felt red hot today, but it's cooled out now. Wasn't actually that hot though, topped out at 21 or something
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>>668171999
Same here bro, willing to drive as far as palmy, can't find jack shit
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>>668177490
cutting up some foam i got today to redo a chair.
but yeah also what you fapping to?
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>>668177743
cuck porn. u?
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>>668177641
Ah yeah that's fair enough. It gets like that, especially at this time.
Yeah you tend to put more effort in when it's for others too eh. Can cook up some decent stuff pretty quick with minimal effort and it still tastes alright
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>>668176440
I'm in dunners and i'll be grabbing maccas soon 'cus i'm too lazy to make real food before work
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>>668177617
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/668173587/porn-webm-thread
4chan is pretty decent for sporadic porn.
And the occasional loli thread. That shits illegal here though aye?
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>>668177976
man... do you have anyone to cuck you?
mostly fleshlight videos for me
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>>668178102
certified pedophile detected
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>>668176706
when? :)))
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>>668178115
nah.. still looking for a bull to breed my wife
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>>668178102
reported. gl on peel.
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>>668178454
whenever you want bb, where you at?
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What's everyone listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JZ4pnNtyxQ

This caramel bitch is hot af.
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>>668178481
Give me a few pingas and I'll fuck your wife.
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>>668178005
Yeah, you know it.
It is good though, eh! I do really enjoy cooking, but I eat fuck all anyway so if it's just for me I'll skip the meal more often than not
>>668178076
Where you working nights at, fam?
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>>668178655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4
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>>668178668
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>>668178655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00
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>>668178655
Ha gay!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M
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>>668178700
I just casually work at odt every couple of nights for some extra dosh, during the days i'm training for army shite.
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>tfw hungry
>tfw all the pizza stores nearby are closed
>tfw can't be fucked cooking at all because it means more dishes I will have to do
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>>668178700
Cooking is pretty good. I like the satisfaction when people enjoy what I've made too.
Ah yeah, makes sense
>>668178879
You know Holly?
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>>668179131
No clue who the fuck that is soz mate.
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>>668179246
She does nights there, not sure when, law student. She's a pretty cool chick
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>>668178655
She looks a bit like Naomie Harris, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do6kcmN6Kx4
>>668178799
10/10 jam
>>668178852
Also 10/10 jam
>>668178879
Sweet as. You should sneak some stupid shit into the small print though
>>668179081
The struggle is so, so real.
>>668179131
Yeah, I enjoy the whole process of making something, but cooking for people is nice too
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Anybody enjoying American politics?
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>>668179384
It's good, man.
I used to be pretty into cooking tv shows, but I watch next to no tv these days
Hell's Kitchen was always pretty good
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>>668179384
Yeah she does look like her. Same skin tone, angular face, and curly hair.
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>>668179384
Tbh i honestly like the audiotone as fuck tune in the middle to the end of >>668178799

Also if I shoved something into papers the whole conveyor belt jams and everyone would give me the immediate stink eye for making the job five times harder.
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>>668178571
christchurch :)
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>>668179544
Yeah, the party establishments are losing their kinds over Sanders and Trump beating the heir apparents.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F9HUTYnl0
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I've got a decent b cup titties when I relax my pectorals.
I keep playing with them.
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>>668179634
Fuck, there's another one for the list, same here.
Still do, occasionally. My old boy is a fantastic cook, used to watch them with him when I was younger
>>668179698
I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing it. Kawaii af bruh
>>668179741
fukin tune m8
Semi-related, actually:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k
It's concerning how well this works.
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>>668179901
HUH is objectively best po minnit song
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>>668179698
She got that smile too
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>>668179974
I was thinking that it wasn't really sync'd that well then the chorus came on and shiiiiit
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>>668179746
aww too far
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>>668180111
Also her and Naomie Harris both look like Janet Jackson.
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saw in the paper a teacher from kings here in dunnerz sent nudes to a student and he showed it to most of the school. Anyone got her nudes?
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>>668179974
Hahah bloody hell!
Yeah I did the same, my old man was really into Hell's Kitchen so we'd always jam it. He loved that shit
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>>668179845
I love sanders.
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>>668180364
Were in the thread a couple days ago or something, I didn't take much note though, sorry.
People have got them though.
>>668180379
Fucking Ramsay, the mad bastard. I remember Iron Chef America, the voiceover guy did the Hot Version videos too lol
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>>668180364
see
>>668171300
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>>668180561
Gotta love em'. I still watch his YouTube channel, always a good watch
Ah for real, that's cool
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>>668180537
You fucking Jew lover kill yourself
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Kaiapoi/Chch here

Who's been over seas?
What was the best country and why?

Planning a voyage of discovery
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>>668179544
>enjoying retards that belong in a zoo pretending to run a country

Ye
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How many here have chest hair? I went to the beach and hardly anyone had any, but maybe they just all shave now.
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Working on the mixtape fam.
Someone give me a title for a song.

then look for me in the future.
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>>668181384
I love big brown diddle and having intimate moments with John key
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any hastings fags down n wana meetup

[email protected]
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>>668180858
I actually enjoy the non-American shows he does. Like, I get a kick out of him raging, but it's cool to see he isn't actually like that and can just chill in a kitchen
>>668181384
What's your rap name, bruv?
Do a sick piece called "Where the nudes at?" and release it on Soundcloud like a real g
>>668181538
This one is pretty good too
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>>668170840
You sure?

No respawn, bro...
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>>668181566
I can't rap m8 I'm just messing with you. I hope it works out well for you though
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>>668181556
Can't right now, but maybe sus something for later this week?
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Hey bros from across the way. Ausfag here, haven't been to NZ but will get around to it.

Just basing my concerns off of police ten seven. (Tin siven). Are the maoris all drunken idiots like our aboriginals are?
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>>668170997
1/100
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>>668181538
possibly too long, but I will add it to the list of names.

>>668181566
>Do a sick piece called "Where the nudes at?" and release it on Sou
chur.
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>>668181566
Kitchen nightmares is a good laugh. There's also one where he goes out and teaches likes of parents how to cook, that one is good also. Shows he does have a kinder side
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>>668181803
Kiri Te Kanawa is ok.
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>>668181803
Yes. Literally all of them.
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>>668181803
Yes they are. Except they beat their wives all the time too. And anyone that calls them out on being racist to others
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Anyone else here from taranaki
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>>668181822
chur bol
>>668181867
Yeah, true. He's good people, just a bit shouty.

Fuarkin' midnight up in this shit, what's the go with yous?
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>>668182047
This is my fuckin land ow. You pakeha cunts stole it. I don't give a fuck that you're white and know more Maori than me you're a racist cunt and have no respect for my culture. I'm gonna give you a fuckin hiding cunt. My people were fuckin warriors cunt. I'll kick your fuckin head in bitch. You think your hard G I'm a fuckin warror ow. Step up cunt.
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WHO BAKED IN THE /TRON/ HERE
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>>668181379
I have chest hair but it's pathetic af
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>>668172076
Ehhh, Heather Brooke
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Anyone know anything about getting HRT in NZ?
There is no reliable info I can find, even on government websites 'omo
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>>668181379
I've got a ton. I've got hair in places I never knew I had
Shit genetics unfortunately
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>>668182654
From what I know you have to have been going to a shrink for a while to try and find alternative methods to dealing with your mental issues as opposed to going straight into HRT, not 100% sure though.
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>>668172768
Because of weed

I love weed
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>>668182522
For sure, good lad though
Almost thinking about hitting bed eh. Getting late, have to sort some form of routine out, course starts next week
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Waimate! 11 fingers for all
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>>668182798
See, that's the problem.
No source is 100% sure, and they tell different stories.
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>>668182581
Hahaha thanks for making me laugh mate. I have a music teacher who literally speaks more Maori than the Maori teacher at school and he's like white as fuck and 50 years old
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>>668182949
Well the best thing to do in this case would be talk to your doc.

>inb4 you won't because it's embarrassing

Well you'll be talking to doctors if you do decide to go through with it anyway
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>>668182581
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you pakeha bitch? I’ll have you know I my people once were warriors, and I’ve been involved in numerous burglaries in Remuera, and I have over 300 confirmed cuzzies. I am trained in the tiaha and I’m the top hitman in the entire marae. You are nothing to me but just another pakeha. I will wipe you the fuck out with a hiding the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words ow. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the puter? Think again, ow. As we speak I am contacting my whole whanau across the North Island and your licence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ow. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, cunt. I can steal from anywhere, anytime, except on dole day, in over seven hundred bottshops, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively high on P, but I have access to the entire Tangata Whenua of Ngati Porou and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the island, you little cunt. If only you could have known what a fuckin hiding your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue ow. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pakeha bitch. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cunt.
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>>668181803
No
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>>668182654
hahahahaha fuck off cunt!
better off going to another country and doing that shit.
you gotta be going to counselling or some shit like that for a minimum of 2 years to make sure it is what you need to do. not want, need.

hahahah cunt.
enjoy mutilating yourself faggit.
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>>668183254
r8
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Alright Laddingtons,
Going To Get To Work On Where The Noods At?

Muh fuggin Thread Anthem Bruhs.
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i am from australia and am gay
0408692220 msg me
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>>668183254
Beautiful
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>>668183254
All mighty Lord of keks I praise you for this gift
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>>668183416
Not your personal army cunt. Lick my sheep juice covered cock
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>>668183148
I'm only 18 and have always been terrible with people, "talk to your doc" to me firstly I don't even know how to begin with, who is my doc?
Is there like, some invisible doctor assigned to me who is invisible and only appears when needed?
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>>668182876
Yeah, true. Well if you're going, have a good one
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I will never forget the xmas/summer holidays. 2007. Finally finished last year in primary school. 12 years old. it was night time. my mother, brother, step dad and i were all in the kitchen together talking. i was standing next to my step dad (who I went to hug before he started rubbing my back) whilst my mum was opposite my step dad and my brother opposite me. my step dad and mum were talking away about subjects my brother and i didn't care to listen into or couldn't comprehend.
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>>668183254
He aha te Fuck i koe tika fucking mea e pā ana ki ahau, e koutou uwha Pakeha? ka whai ahau e mohio koutou e ahau i mua i taku iwi toa, ka kua kua e ahau whai wāhi i roto i te maha pahua i Remuera, a kua ahau mo 300 kitekite whakapumautia. Kua whakangungua ahau i roto i te tiaha me ahau te kaipatu runga i roto i te marae katoa. He kahore ki ahau engari tika tetahi Pakeha koe. ka horoia e ahau a koutou i te Fuck i ki te huna i nga momo o e Kahore ano i kitea i mua i runga i tenei whenua, tohu aku kupu fucking OW. whakaaro koe e taea te tiki atu ia koutou ki te mea e shit ki ahau i runga i te matini? A feruri ano, OW. Ka rite ki te korero tatou ahau whakapā ahau toku whānau katoa puta noa i te Te Ika a Maui, a kei te ata tou raihana matau i teie nei na te faaineine pai koe mo te tupuhi, OW. Te tupuhi e horoi i te mea iti pathetic karanga koe tou ora. E fucking koe mate, cunt. Ka taea e ahau tahae i hea, wā, ki te kahore i runga i ohipa ore ra, i roto i runga i whitu rau bottshops, me e te tika ki toku ringa whanau. E kore anake ahau ngā tiketike ahau i runga i P, engari whai wāhi ki te katoa Tangata Whenua o Ngāti Porou ahau, a ka whakamahi ratou e ahau ki to ratou whānuitanga tonu ki te muru koutou kaihe pouri atu te mata o te motu, koutou cunt iti. Ki te anake taea kua mohio koe he aha te he fuckin huna i to koutou iti "tupato" kōrero i pā ana ki ki te kawe ki raro, ki runga ki a koutou, pea e kua puritia e koe tou OW arero fucking. Otiia kihai i taea e koutou, kahore koutou i, a inaianei e te aufauraa i koe te utu, goddamn koe uwha Pakeha. Ka shit ahau riri katoa ki runga ki a koutou, a ka totohu koe i roto i te reira. E fucking koe mate, cunt.
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>>668183558
Are you registered with a doctor? Is there a particular doctor you go see if you are really ill? If yes to either of those questions then go see that doctor. If no to both of those questions then just go to your local doc and talk to him/her about it
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>>668183658
>cont
my step dad was rubbing my back in a circular motion, few minutes passed by and i noticed that he had slowly moved his hand towards my lower back continuously rubing my back. I dint' take much notice of it until I felt something very unusual and strange. It was his hand that he slowly polaced undernearth my pants and under garments. He was rubbing my bum. I was absolutely shocked, confused and scared. I felt shocked because I couldn't believe that I ahd my ass/butt rubber by my step dad. I was extremely confused because I couldn't understand why I was the one being touched. And I felt scared because I was thinking | how would my muym react if she saw this?" She could beat my step dad up, that's how much of an angry person she is.
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>>668183732
I'll be living in Wellington when this is a concern, what would a local doctor be?
I don't believe I'm registered with any doctor, and I've never had to see one out of illness.
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>>668183583
Yeah shit I might as well
You too man, for whatever you're doing for the rest of the night!
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>>668183845
As in a literal local doctors office

http://www.compasshealth.org.nz/PracticesandFees/WellingtonPractices.aspx

Just find the one closest to you/most reasonable pricing and just go there
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>>668183844
>cont
I\ve seen her violent side many times and everytime I saw that side of her she was always arrested and taken to prison. I was mostly scared that my step dad would have tried to change the story to make it look bad at me because he was extremely manipulative and clever with his stories. (I finally came to realise and understand later on in life.) My mum was drunk at the time when paul was rubbing his hand on my ass but she saw him moving his hand low enough to realise it was no longer on my back. she yelled "HEY!" and stumbled outside the house onto the balcony.
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>>668183845
This, I've never had to go to a doctor for anything until recently for a medical.
I was registered there at least, but the dude was like, I can't find your file. have you ever come in for anything?
no. never had to.
was pretty awkward.
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>>668183986
what the fuuck
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>>668178655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY
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>>668183986
I am rather erect, please continue
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>>668184103
someones diary I found on the road G.

>>668183986
>cont.
So it was really weird and confusing for me. I didn't really know how to feel but I do remember I was confused and puizzled throughout this phase. Paul would keep touching me often and it gradually grew into something that I'll never forget. Me ending up liking what he did to me. So he would do what he needed to do to satisfy his needs (I realised this later on in life) and then after he was done he would treat me really nice again. I felt like he actually really cared about me. I truely did. and I also ended up feeling the same way about him too.

>>668184165
lel, this is someones diary nigga. no shit
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>>668184289
pics?
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>>668183980
>money for appointment
>probably leading to money for therapy
>of which I probably need 3 months of before I can start buying HRT prescriptions
It's like they don't want me to transition while I'm still young.
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>>668184289
Publish it as your own original story bruh
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bull shit it man play out his fantasy acting like a women SAD
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>>668184393
Well the govt sure as hell aren't going to fund something that isn't a necessity
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>>668184289
>cont
Some times I have dreams that mean absolutely nothing to me, but there are some that keep me thinking and asking why?
this was not a dream. One night in my sleep I dreamt two situations of me goint to court against my step dad. At first he was very angry that I even took it this far and he was so angry at me (the way I expected it to be.) The second situation he understood why he was going to go to kail and said he was sorry and that he understood that this was consequence. Why do people do this? I mean why do we think about this in our dream? why do we have dreams in relation to our life if we can't do anything about it?
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>>668184350
pic of some pages.
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>>668184692
wow, where are you at?
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Fuck me, i missed a page out.
>>668184526
>cont
*my example of being "groomed."
so after paul touched me in the most inappropirate place for the first time I absolutely felt disgusted and conffused towards his actions but I (at the time) didn't have the confidence and strength to tell anyone (especially my mother.) Paul would occasionally touche me in appropriate places exploring the boundaries that he felt were no longer in place and I wouldn't say abnything. I would let him do what he did and just get it over and done with. As much as I felt uncomfortable with it I couldn't tell anyone about it because I didn't know who would believe me. And I didn't know who I could talk to about it. Even though Paul touched me in appropriate places when he had the chance he still treated me like a daughter (as if nothing happened.) He would be extra nice to my borhter and I exspecially giving us money to buy cllothes. take us to go-karting, buy takeaway food of our choice and give us treats all the time from the supermarket. He never told me off if I would have done something wrong.
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this is a man who posting this crap
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proff pictures of your hand with the date on it
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>>668184990
>cont
>THIS IS THE LAST ENTRY
Dear Diary,

I have so many things on my mind. I don't even know where to start! Where to start... In fact I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered to write it all down even though I have all these thoughts running through my mind. Hey I just realised that my handwriting is the same as my mums! Haha good one! Not so cool.

One day I'm gonna look back at this diary and remember why I didn't write anything.

>>668185120
I found a diary you faggot cunt.
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>>668185360
how many pages are there? where did you find it?
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>>668185243
y u no belieb?
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>>668185469
There are 5 pages about the molestation shit in the beginning.
all blank until the back of the diary.
then some shit about financial information about money and savings for australia.
ideas for a tattoo.
"woman sugar skull
"love shouldn't hurt tattoo
Fave quote; I don't know if you know who you are until you lose who you are

some drinking rules etc for an
"eviction party"
*update cv
*call dean fletcher Tv/Director
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>>668185514
Fucking chicky hand writing.
>also chch reporting in
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>>668185514
that text sounds nigger to me
are you a nigger?
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>>668183696
haha it looks like you are calling him mate but its not. fucking bush nigger language is dirty learn a civilised language
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someone post dick?
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>>668185996
no


I think this bitch done up and moved it to Australia. she would be turning 21 this year.
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Who want to fuck her?
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>>668186276
I don't like bitches that make stupid faces because they are ugly anyway and aren't photogenic.
so they just make an ugly face as if to pretend they don't give a shit about their insecure bodies.
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New thread?
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>>668186410
only if its a nudes thread
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>>668186410
you better make it properly cunt!
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>>668186457
I haven't got anything new to share, but go for gold
>>668186519
Fuck off, cunt. There was nothing wrong with it!
You fuckin' make it then
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>>668186390
If you say..
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