What up /b/, I'm bored as fuck, anyone wanna ask me anything? How was your day? Why the fuck are you still awake right now? Chit chat with my bitch ass.
Well, I'm not bald so no. My pubes grow in really thin and sparse so I usually just go smooth. Couldn't ever grow a bush to save my life. As far as my natural color though it's that dish water blonde.
No timestamp but whatever
I'll throw ya a tip, I've read somewhere that sleeping 4 hours is healthier than sleeping 6 because the human brain is used to have cycles of sleep of 4 hours, so it's better to sleep 4 or 8 hours instead of 6
Not sure if that's 100% true but I really wake up better at 7AM when I got to sleep at 3AM or 11PM.
A cross dresser. I have a thing for curly or long hair. The jew fro lust is strong. I guess its less one type and more so just random factors that jazz me up. But in general I like boyish girls and feminine boys. Androgyny. Pic related.
Mwuah mwuah fuckin' mwuah. Smooches bitch.
Cross dresser was just an example to the reply.
Also posting feet.
Would re-educate you, laser your skin clean, remove superfluous piercings & tone you up/10
Boop. like I said, usually nicer. I work using my hands a lot though and play piano so manicures this long are rare. 1/2
Your hair and lipstick match.
That is neat.
I've been dealing with grown ass morons, and it got me thinking:
Whats the biggest thing you can fit in your ass?
Usually. (pics was pre tattoo but it's still my feet)
I have white carper, the struggle. No fucks given.
Freckles, front tooth gaps, thick brows on girls especially anime characters (Lady satsuki is babe) cross dressing..lots of random specific stuff. Futa, loli, DP, cosplay..
I'm still learning but so far I can do..
>Steven Universe theme
>Stronger than you
>Thinking out loud
>Take me to church
>Light em up
>Couple others I cant think of at the moment.
Because the world is a cold hard place full of faggots.
Id ride Sanders face like his tongue was sea biscuit if I didn't think I'd give the man a stroke (or suffocate him with my ass)
Age is too personal. And I mostly do add ons, finish basements, flooring, drywall, grunt shit really. Run the saw, haul boards, lift walls. Which is why my nails are usually not long.
Nice ass. I'm sure he'd enjoy that.
Two questions: what kind of piano do you have?
Whats the most sexually deparaved thing yo've ever done?
At some point or another, not all at once, over the years Ive had snake bites, labret, medusa, both brows, both nips vertical and horizontal, clitoral hood, two chest dermals that got ripped out which is why I have that scar tissue in the center of my chest, and a bunch in my ears. Right now I have my septum, 00plugs (4 piercings in each ear total of 8) and both nipples horizontal.
Not the first time I've been asked this. I've been considering it.
I only have three tattoos so far but Id like a lot more. Ferdinand the bull on my foot, rabbit on my chest, and a jackalope skull with wild flowers and poppys growing out of the horns on my back/nape that I drew myself. I wanna get a full chest piece eventually even if it means covering my rabbit, its too plain and blocky, it was my first one I got at about 16?
Here's one showing my thick fat ass and thighs, but, nah, no face, fuck that.
Just an old ass yamaha keyboard. I have too many bills for a rich fag set up or a real piano.
And I dunno, nothing too bad? then again I have different standards for whats normal or not..I guess the level of fucked up depends on the person..gimme a scale? Ive had eggs put in my pussy/drank piss/had guys pee in my ass/fucked in public..
Damn, why? If you don't mind me asking. I can't tell yet if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
> Ive had eggs put in my pussy/drank piss/had guys pee in my ass/fucked in public..
Fucked in public - sounds like normal Sunday afternoon.
Haven't been pissed in or on though, all I've had is a gene hathaway. Sounds fun though.
No but I've licked popsicle off of a vag.
Short answer? We had a customer come in 10 minutes before close and order a pizza, and I just threw his credit card at him instead of being polite.
Long answer? My coworkers at the place were all shit, couldn't shut up about drugs ever, every time I got back from a delivery they would be standing around doing nothing, or outside smoking, or getting high in their cars. Then they would bitch me out for doing the same damn shit, which I wouldn't have even started doing if it weren't for them being lazy fucks in the first place. Tonight specifically, one of my coworkers was acting like he was my boss now, telling me that "every time he closes with me we take forever because I stand around doing nothing"(which is bullshit, since we usually end up getting out around 30 minutes after closing, unless someone didn't do the dishes they were supposed to do earlier in the day). This pissed me off, hence I took it out on the customer just this once.
I'm honestly more disappointed that I didn't quit on sunday than anything else. I could have stolen a good $200 from them if I'd done that.
kek, Gene hathaway. Fair enough. It is pretty fun, until you go to get your mouth pissed in and they aim right down your throat and you gag so hard you almost barf on their feet.
No, but I can't really see how that is related to entire eggs.
Everyone has their kink I guess.
Now I'm curious. How was it?? And how many did you manage to shove in there?
kek, thanks. I've always been part of the crazy thick ass/thigh club. Even when I was only like 130 my measurements were still pretty damn close to the same for my hips/ass/thighs.
I'm not claiming that at all. I was absolutely occasionally lazy, but not any moreso than anyone else who worked there. I know I'm not supposed to treat customers like shit, and I'm not claiming that what I did shouldn't have cost me my job after a couple of times.
Gladly, your cock is 10/10. Normally white dick is a little meh for me because a lot of the ones I see are /too pink/. Yours is pretty much perfect though. Plus you have pretty hands and I'm into that.
Sounds nice. I tried hard ginger ale the other day and was not a fan at all. Last time I had ginger beer it was way too spicy. Im starting to think liquid ginger just isn't my bag. It's the same thing with a bloody mary for me though. It always sounds so fucking good until I remember I dont actually like it.
Pussy is small, one at a time. It was actually really hard to get them in because they kept smashing while I was trying to push them in, even lubed up. I have really good muscle control though so once they got /in/ I could keep them in there then just flex and it would all come out.
I feel the same way about my co workers.
Actually I don't give a fuck. I don't owe anyone shit. I didn't ask my mother to shit me out of her count.
I'm alive. Need money. Must have shit job. Still don't give a fuck.
I might have to be a wage slave but I refuse to be a good one. I don't owe anybody shit.
I didn't choose to live. I dont even owe to you to an hero.
I wore push up bras and bras too small or none at all while my tits were growing because I was raised with a shit mother who never taught me feminine things so I didn't know any better.
Aim for the tongue.
Best job was house sitting, free food, and I got to hang out at a strangers swanky crib all day and paint and play video games and play their fancy piano. I got paid six hundred bucks to fuck off for a week and water some plants and feed some cats.
Not on myself. I have to males, not on females. I'll do it to someone else if they want me to but I would never do it on my own urethra, just thinking about it makes me cringe.
Fair enough. Don't give a fuck. Suck my left tit David.
> Aim for the tongue.
Honestly the most useful I've thing I've learned all day.
My job has so much bullshit involved.
You got paid minimum wage.
rate my cumshot?
My Daddy always taught me not to trust links on /b/.
Damn, rough, I'm here because my girlfriend went to bed early and I have a really fucked up sleep pattern. Also ADHD.
Kind of self explanatory. She was a shit parent. That's pretty much it.
I wish you lived in minnesota, I would take you out for a nice dinner, get to know you as a person, maybe think about taking it slow, realize that life is too short, and just fuck your brains out so hard it would attract a horde of zombies.
Thats sweet of you you. which one are you again?
Loving that analogy. Was gonna respond with more ass pics but this phone is new so there's no nudes on it and I'm already in bed in the dark beating off so..have some dank linguini I made instead?