You can choose one women real or not, to have sex whenever you want from the rest of your life
You can have sex with her how much you want, and how you want
But there is a condition, if you fuck any other women, she will be away forever, and you won't see her ever again in your life
Which women would you pick?
I pick my waifu.
Fucking duh.
>>668110245
This girl in Camp X ray movie. I love the rough look. I just wanted to fuck her brains out. in front of that muslim guy
I'd immediately pick my Draenei Paladin.
>>668110245
Lataya Roxx. Shes perfect. Would wife.
Ronda m8s
I pick fucking you in the asshole
>>668111493
E D G Y
D G
G D
Y G D E
>>668110245
Do girls with the ability to shapeshift count as having sex with someone diffrent?
so basically the same thing as marriage then.
>>668110245
Elsa
ez choice
>>668111493
I pick fucking this guy when he fucks you in the ass
>>668111943
>Not choosing the best version
LOL
>>668111757
In theory the shape shifting girl seems cool but I could just see it now...her bitching about you always asking her for something different and not liking her for just her and oh jesus christ it won't end. Not worth
>>668112070
>When there's always a Shadbase version
>When it's always a better version
Truth, man.
>>668112070
>Choosing a version that has a bigger cock than you.
>>668110245
yup
Totally Bulma from Dragon Ball
>>668112280
He does that so one of them can actually accomplish something.
>>668110245
>Real or not
Easy choice. Damn the consequences.
>>668111947
I like this guy's style but I want to fuck the guy in the mouth who is fucking op while this guy fucks his ass
>>668112280
I choose that to share it with you m8 :^)
This beauty
>>668110245
My woman. Because she knows enough about me to scare off any normie. But she laughs at my insanity and stays. Fuck basic bitches.
>>668112467
what is wrong with you?
>>668111794
MODS MODS MODS
>>668112692
Nothing that cannot be fixed with SCIENCE!
>inb4 skeleton jokes
>>668110245
Easy, pic related. Can look and sound like anyone
>>668110245
Why's there not an option to take money?
Fuck bitches.
>>668112934
What's the matter? Don't have a funnybone?
>>668112934
Thank mr skeltal
Also this would be my girl
>The only one true choice
>>668112599
solid choice
>>668112934
Rattle Rattle!
>>668112070
>best version
>shadbase
Choose one faggot
>>668113160
Because this is for straight men
>>668112187
Kek, woman, am i right
Chie all the way
>>668112854
>implying
forever my companion.
Why yes, I am a faggot.
>>668113160
Because money is interchangeable easy to acquire.
Idealized imaginary characters brought to life are not.
So as long as we are keeping this hypothetical, I'd go with what is harder to acquire.
>>668113283
>faggot
>shadbase
Choose one
>>668112934
Why do you post her if you know the outcome?
Aya is the main though
>>668111422
Funny, I'd choose Holly Holm
>>668110245
>>668113609
>/b/
>choose one
iimplying
>>668112952
Winrar
>>668113609
Both make a great pair as a matter of fact.
>>668113647
>Whats the point of the thread
>>668113789
Nice niggeress.
>>668113591
Fucking faggot
>>668113806
fuck, you win. kek'd
>>668110245
The choice is obvious, really
>>668113357
Mah nigga
>>668112952
Nice...
Is pupinia allowed here?
>>668113337
More of this please
>>668112952
How does anyone not agree with this???
Can literally look like any woman. Any guy here should know fuckin the same pussy year after year gets old. That dream girl you meet at races yup she can become her. Those who want Emma and Clhoe, Boxy, Monroe, etc.... Mystique is by far best choice.
Reroll
This bitch fo sho nigger
>>668113893
My /b/rother. You know what's up!!!!
>>668111422
I want her to punch me in the nards
>>668113985
what's the point of anything
>>668113986
Yeah well Asians are my pref, but niglet bodies are sturdier, built for the long haul
>>668112187
This
>>668114201
Got this if you want?
Happy waifu is a happy laifu
>>668112952
perfect choice
>>668114221
Because here's why
>Hey be Ariana Grande
>Hey be Misty from Pokemon
>Hey be anything but yourself, creepy alien thing
And then she leaves you.
>>668114345
Better pic of face
My crush.
This beauty
>>668114413
FUG ST0B IT :DDDDDD
katee owen
>>668114696
This was my thought process.
Clearly most /b/tards don't know women, not that it'd expect them to.
There's no mistaking in my choose, why would I look another girl? or even have sex with other I have everything here...
Titans tier wifu material.
I choose a 21 year old Monica Belucci.
This girl. Iskra Lawrence, i'd pump her ass and uterus full of my rancid cume
>>668114696
But that's not the way this thread works
>>668114910
>>668114221
Because of this...
>>668112187
That big titted bitch with the green in her hair and the nose ring. Anybody got the pic? Something minx i think
>>668110245
waifu
>>668115128
>>668115128
this?
>>668115017
But it's also not fair to have a hypothetical situation where everything works perfectly.
>>668110245
who is this girl, op?
>>668115301
>>668115233
>real or not
I guess is somehow valid...
>>668114944
>>668114696
>you can have sex with her how much you want
>how much you want
She cant fucking leave, you can litteraly ask her to morph into her own sister because you want to fuck her way harder and she would never be able to leave
The bitch is stuck for the rest of her life with you.
She is the most devoted perfect waifu
>>668113834
Need that sauce
fine heres a way to make it non perfect:
she will grow a dick at random while changing so sometimes u will end up having to go gay
note: this excludes OP cause OP would enjoy it too much
Here's my choice.
>I choose Hillary Clinton
>I cheat on her immediately
Thanks, OP. You saved me a lot of anger this November.
>>668110245
but she can fuck with any guy?
thats like real life you dumb shit.
next thread.
>>668115428
That's fucking hot
>>668115117
Putting this much reality into a fantasy based thread. As if any of the women posted wouldn't be annoying bitches after a week or 2 or just straight leave you after the 1st disappointing sex session you have.
>>668115301
Fuck yes man. Thanks.
>>668115471
You don't really know bitches are you?
>>668112599
no, that is jew.
>>668115471
You can have sex with any girl as much as you want. You guys are just imagining the implications that she WON'T leave you because OP made his rules so fucking vague.
>>668115911
You cant really read what the thread said can you, fuck off nigger newfag
Also: *do you
>>668113789
who is that?
>>668110245
Shiro.
>>668112339
within 1 year you will be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for life.
actually, i'm changing my mind.
>>668113179
ha.
>>668115706
You got a point mate.
>>668115652
>>668115471
>no love in the relationship
Have fun feeling like a rapist everyone you get a boner.
>>668110245
I require further rules.
If my choices is a fictional character, do the rules of their biology or their universe apply? For example, if I were to pick, say, an elf, would she continue to age far slower than a human? Would a transfusion of her blood then, theoretically slow my own aging process. Would her magic be able to preserve me, allowing me to live longer/forever in good health? Are there age restrictions on who I am allowed to select (for example, age of consent is considerably older for elves, as they age slower). All of these conditions could influence my decision.
>>668116893
Frigg off randy, just make a choice already
sadly my ex... She's hot as fuck and a slut on bed.
sadly, I have a gf.
>>668117070
Not until I know exactly how I can perfectly game the system.
I have a specific set of wishes in mind to manipulate the fuck out of a genie too.
>>668117114
>>668117265
>game the system
>system the game
>the game
>>668116893
Ho fuck you little prick you went to far, it's only to choose a wifu like you always do.
>>668112952
Claimed
>>668110245
The best combination of body and brains.
>>668112952
Brilliant
>>668117277
lolwut? implying I'm a virgin? lol
>>668115652
no anon
She can't
Any more questions about how inter-dimensional relationships work?
>>668116166
this is the correct answer
as long as she could fake a kiwi accent every now and then
>>668117640
If I wanted to fuck someone with the body of a 12 year old boy, I would fuck a 12 year old boy...
I'd beat her pussy in to a bruised pulp until the day I die
>>668114510
Definitely want
>>668110245
Kasia
>>668118326
You mean like her face?
>>668113661
>thumbnail
My Precious Hershlag ftw
>>668111122
Kristen stewart, and i do too
>>668118505
>>668118186
>implying 12 years old boys have tits.
Dafuk nigga?
>>668110245
Michelle Obama claimed
>>668118505
ahhhhhhhhhhh
touche
>>668118753
Anyone have the supposed nudes of her?
fat lexi belle / taco belle
Filename
>>668119010
nope
Yes, I'm also a foot fag.
Tonks from HP universe, or mystique from the X men.
>All in one
>>668112934
her make up weighs more than her.
>>668110245
My ex
>>668117265
Please elaborate on the genie thing
>>668119932
ayy spotted the guy who still gets drunk and cries to his ex at 2am threatening to kill himself if she doesnt get back with him
>>668119504
God I love that trashy little cumdumpster
>>668120157
He's probably got some shit in mind where he'd turn her into a cock-gobbler who does whatever he wants using his glorious 2-inch chode.
>>668111122
Yes, she is perfect dude, i fucking love this women
If not, the girl of my pic
>>668120957
Thats not manipulating a genie at all
Too late to cast my vote?
>>668120338
Actually not. We dated and it didn't work out, that's life. But shit, my gf isn't half as hot or half as slutty in bed as my ex was and that hurts.
Huge urge to cheat since my ex still likes me, but I can't do it. I don't love my ex and I do love my gf and she doesn't deserve that.
It's just a sucky feeling knowing you can have a goddess in bed and you don't. It's really a Good vs Evil type of shit. Sucks, man.
Do they count? Because I want them as my fuck slaves.
All you fuckers just lost the game
Someone /thread me pleae
>>668122372
>the game
>>668112952
/thread
>>668112854
She's older than I am and I'm 26.
This >>668122372 was my post and i didnt lose the game until this fucker >>668122481 came along
Fuck you anon
>>668112952
Anyone who has thought it thru knows this is only correct answer
>>668110245
Georgia Peach before the pregnancy.
>>668122372
This
>>668113789
So it's just me and this nigera? Okay: I'll do it faggot. In a captcha limousine.
I can't picture myself ever getting tired of railing the shit out of Leanna Decker.
>>668122892
Pretty sure she's 12
>>668123737
Example.
>>668123890
Pretty sure your minders need to put you back in your cage
>>668122372
Damn, just look at those eyes