Hi Anonymous. Wanna talk for a while? I can give advice, read your fortune, or just chat. Come visit my shrine!
i cant help it if i got a notification on my HUD
Can you listen to my mixtape
And share it
What's a HUD?
I don't understand gamer speak..
How would I share it? Didn't you do that for me just now?
someone else can explain it im gonna go take a shower
Go ahead. What's the problem?
I heard my wife was at this shrine.
You've been staying here for three days... that I knew about. Who could you have heard that from?
You take two-minute showers though
I like someone on the internet but people are saying I shouldn't date them... I don't know what to do anymore... Even she said she wouldn't date me earlier to her bestfriend
The voices in my head.
>GF Seeker has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "76".
Luck is on your side, but you'll have to put in a little effort. Ask a girl out on Valentines Day and give her something pink.
Because I'm not that easy.
Sounds like the odds aren't in your favor. Why are people saying you shouldn't?
Because she and I are a bad influence to each other
Glad I'm not the only one around here that has voices in their head. Mine speak in Spanish though, and I have no idea what they're saying...
You need to woo her romantically first
It's not like I'm gonna give you a step by step manual.
>Dan ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "90".
Ooh, lucky you!
And what do you think about that?
Well I can add voices to other peoples heads as well, just have to get them to look at my torch.
So Reimu what do you see in my future for valentines day?
Oh, I suppose you calling me master should have given that a way. What a slut, and behind kanras back.
I believe they are wrong, and she and I go great together.
Oh you're not my master? Nvm then...
I might give you some chocolate or something but don't take it the wrong way or anything...
I dunno, it's not really a tangible thing I've given a lot of thought to.
not really a 2 minute shower now was it
Who are you?
Oh reimu. Will I be blessed with glorious memes this season?
You can call me Koko
>Matias has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "17".
Ouch... I'm sorry, Matias.
What is it that makes you think you're compatible, then?
I can't be sure of that, but since luck is on your side you might wanna use the opportunity to take more risks this year. You might just land a real cutie~
Define waiting. How long has it been? Where is she that you have to wait for her?
We have a lot of the same interests... we're almost the exact same and stuff...
But I don't... um...
the thing that gives me updates on my visor. any reason why you're presenting yourself to me?
T-that's some meme...
No, that's a horrible rumor.
What interests do you share with her?
I'm leaving, your friends keep being mean to me... bye
i didnt make the damn thing im just using it
>Parsee harbors intense feelings of jealousy due to being despised. No matter situation the other person may be in, she'll always be jealous of it. Even if the other person is actually less fortunate, she will be jealous of the fact that they're not jealous.
>Her jealousy is irrational. She becomes jealous of someone if she thinks they're happier than she is. If they are about on the same level, she'll boast about how she is more unfortunate. Even if she thinks they're the unfortunate ones, if they aren't jealous of her she'll become jealous of their forbearance. And if they are, their jealousy would become her sustenance. She's at that level.
She's batshit insane and will always hate you.
I believe it costs something like a million yen.
Hmm.. I need to know more before I can give you advice, but in most cases the answer is going to be to move on and do you for a while.
Zero. Don't need 'em.
Hah... don't I know it.
Te llamo por favor.
Good thing the conversion rate is in our favor
Oh no, come back. We'll miss you ever sooo much
I've got 7 Mac 11s
That depends on your point of view.
Do your best to not be provoked by her.
Jealousy can be a strong impetus for improvement, but without the mental fortitude to bear it, it will lead to a self-destruction. Jealousy leads to rejection for most humans, and they will then become her sustenance.
Even if you happen to encounter her, just a simple greeting shouldn't cause any problems.
If you end up driven by jealousy though, vent it out with alcohol.
Spell card. The best it can do is send a slight stinging in the target's back.
from my point of view these threads are evil
I'm not sure you're a good judge of that.
An arcade, or bowling, or a nautical themed restaurant. As a friend of mine told me once, women love nautical shit.
So I should give her some alcohol, then.
Hehe... of course. I'll give you some too.
(Maybe the kind with liquor in it.)
Then you truly are lost!
I need your name.
Morally or otherwise though?
I need your name!
I'm sure there is... somewhere...
Okay, more important question:
Has Zun ever cosplayed as Reimu and done porn of it?
IT'S ZUN YOU UNCULTURED FUCK!
I have no interest in that.
That really doesn't work when your whole sentence is capitals.
You underestimate mine.
>posible not female
Whatever gave you that idea?
>Christian has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "72".
Normal luck means it's mostly up to you.
>Ginji has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "63".
You have the same name as my pet turtle, possibly not turtle Anon.
>Luis has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "45".
Was I speaking to you?
Shut up Yuugi!
Unless you go to tumblr, lots of genders there. Like 50 of them.
That's incorrect though.
Hey babe, Chad Thundercock here looking for a fortune.
It's omikuji. They're very simple.
>Toshio has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Black", "22".
It's bad, but not as bad as it could be. Wear more black this year and it won't be so dark.
I shall change all my dark gray shirts to black ones. Thanks.
May I ask a second question, though?
If a objective is virtually unreacheable, should I try achieving it (even with the bad luck?)
You just might be. I've got my eye on you.
>Chad Thundercock has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "90".
Well, you might not be so lucky in general, but you might be GETTING luckier pretty soon... teehee.
Bumping the thread, I can't see it just dying.
That depends on what the fight was about, how close you were and how much you care.
The gods do recognize unflinching effort in the face of bad fortune. I'd say go for it!
Ah, she said it for me. >>668118657 I mean, a year is a long time to get over a fight, but it really depends on how bad it actually was.
Don't worry. You've always been good. You sure sleep a lot, though...
Then maybe you should. You just need to do it with a sense of tact and be aware that things won't return to how they were for quite a while, if ever. Making up with someone after that long is a very difficult and gradual process, if she even accepts your attempts to do so.
Don't you only give chocolate to someone you are confessing to though. Ignoring parsee's obligatory chocolate
Well then it's good we have a shrine maiden.
Then she doesn't love you Clown. Now run along and go play with some vampiric slut.
Yep, victory favors the bold and all that. Plus, it's better to do it and regret it for a while than to not do it and regret it forever.
It seems like your luck isn't that good.
I'd say go for it... it's worth a shot.
You really said it better than I could have.
...just kidding. I couldn't c**k Anonymous like that. That'd be cruel.
I've been in that kind of position myself, so I kind of understand it.
She does to, its why we already dating she just hasnt told you yet.
I see, that's pretty rough. Best of luck to you
You can give chocolate to anyone on Valentine's Day you know!
>Not Dubs has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "48".
Well, what do you know.
Answer me seriously. Are you dating Clown?
I see. Yeah, I've been close a few times, I guess. Glad to have someone else with some life experience helping me out.
Yeah, it'd be nice if extremely good luck meant you'd get a huge inheritance or something, but...
>Tom has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "59".
It's good to be back, to be honest. Never thought I'd say that.
*takes a bite of an apple*
Isth mmph mphmko.
>K ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "38".
Not completely, but back enough for now.
*Punches you in the gut for pissing me off.* Now let's try that again. Are you dating Clown?
I laughed. Such a silly waifu
It's not insanity, it's just harmless fun. I don't think anyone buys into it here.
*doubles over, coughs and chokes on apple chunks*
What the hell, Parsee! Why's it so important?!
Answer the question and you know why it's important.
Enough is as good as a feast
Next we'll be talking about our tulpas. Oh boy, think of all the wacky antics we can get into
Percy you seem a little high strung
Do I know who you are? I feel like I should.
I have no fucking idea! You two are the ones who seem to know each other from somewhere! Is this like a competition or something?!