AND SHE KNOWS JUST
WHAT IT TAAAAAAKES TO MAKE
A PRO BLUSH
>>668028750
Seriously I'm calling the NAAGP
>>668028768
Is it an actual transsexual?
>>668028834
No believe me nef is always the bottom in my fantasies about him.
Julian is a wonderful name.
>>668028961
Depends on the last name.
It is, but my last name is so lowborn. I am going to change it.
>>668028894
You go ahead and do that.
Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, I'm 100% cancer
Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, I'm 200% cancer
Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, why do police hate cancer
Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, why you call yourself a cancer
Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, Cancer, cause im a mother fucking cancer
Cancer
>>668029117
You could at least play along with the joke a little bit.
>>668028894
>Is it an actual transsexual?
No. Trap, not tranny
>No believe me nef is always the bottom in my fantasies about him.
You're as bad as Katia
>>668029082
Change it to "Bearpuncher"
Change it to von Karsten.
>>668029077
Maybe.
>>668029214
Then he's still a fully functioning male. Just one who happens to be pretty.
And I don't really fantasize about you to be honest.
>>668029214
>>668029289
Whatever I change it to will begin with M.
>>668029289
Julian Casablancas, for example, now that's a good name.
my last name begins with M
>>668029445
That motherfucker has the luckiest name of all time dude.
>>668029183
my last name begins with M
>>668029347
How curious.
>>668029445
That's pretty crude.
>>668029458
Marry Julian.
>>668029458
I'd ask your full name but since I know your first isn't really Avery I don't want to know.
Reminds me, when are you changing your name?
>>668029540
I want to maintain my initials.
my last name begins with Z
>>668029458
if it didn't already it was definitely going to begin with one
Mine begins with a H. I have posted it several times in thread
>>668029347
The point is that he is in no way masculine. I don't know about you but I tend to assume a trap would be a bottom.
>>668029458
I know
Shut up freklz
>>668029508
And the guy's got the pipes to back it up, too.
>>668029540
I'm a crude dude.
>>668029620
haha you're really baltic yo
>>668029642
I have among the most feminine features ever found on an adult male and I like topping.
>>668029696
He's really not that impressive a singer dude.
>>668029764
Can you please nuke my country
>>668029823
Russia first.
>>668029764
>I have among the most feminine features ever found on an adult male
Post skirt pics.
>>668029851
What do you think would be the best suicide method?
>>668029764
I like his voice. It has personality.
>>668029619
Reasonable enough, I guess.
>>668029696
I am not surprised.
>>668029895
I was mostly talking about my face but...I'm pretty sure I HAVE before.
>>668029937
Suicide by cop. Start shooting people until they shoot you.
>>668029961
I do too. I also like Colin Meloy's singing. I wouldn't call either of them talented singers.
>>668030014
I do aim for reasonable.
>>668030057
But that's not guaranteed to work.
>>668030057
Do it again
and it's not really trapping unless you've a feminine body as well.
will you post skirt pics if I post hakase?
>>668030057
I think that you could call them talented, not immaculate or anything, but they do better than some Joe Schmoe off the streets.
>>668030204
It's very likely to and it's guaranteed to get on the news.
>>668030231
My body's alright. I don't have any skirtpics saved at the moment and I can't really take any right now and IN ANY CASE I DON'T POST MYSELF IN THREAD ANYMORE. Ask elsewhere.
>>668030305
See above.
>>668030323
Man I know some joe schmoes with some lovely timbres dude
Be back momentarily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
>>668030392
Are you actually cute, subby?
>>668030392
>IN ANY CASE I DON'T POST MYSELF IN THREAD ANYMORE
I wish I could say the same, but I am a dumbass.
>>668030392
Yeah, but those Joe Schmoes aren't Joe Schmoes then, instead they're talented.
>>668030392
You don't need to post them in thread though.
Think I'll go watch a movie or something, later.
>>668031046
Later
>>668031046
You're going to watch a movie later? Thanks for letting us know.
>>668030461
Sorta.
>>668030490
Yeah dude I haven't since I was 19 probably.
Step^
>>668030535
Singing is a skill, it can actually be practiced and trained.
>>668030605
I don't intend to.
>>668031241
I don't even know how old you are now
>>668031241
I never said it wasn't. And some of it is biology.
Such incredible gay faggotry.
>Disgusting! Horrible! Heinous!
>YOU ARE ALL FREAKS!
>>668031314
I turned 21 a week ago.
I'm youngish, as dom puts it. Very depressing.
>>668031328
The part that's biology is mostly just placement. True baritones can still hit unnaturally high notes given sufficient training, and there are tenors who've developed their lower registers sufficiently to pass for any Falstaff.
>>668031241
I've never had any idea how to picture you.
>>668031498
Oh right. I forgot you became US legal. I get thrown off because 18 is the number in Aus.
Curse you and your youth
>>668031547
You can have a picture if you like.
>>668031602
My youth is only relative. I must be friends with you forever so it remains so.
>>668031498
Right, I still don't understand the detour though.
>>668031697
And I never expected you to offer one. Go ahead.
>>668031838
What detour?
>>668031843
Be on steam.
>>668031921
Just keep driving I guess, it's easier not to ask questions.
>>668032048
You lost me dude.
>>668032112
None are lost who have God at the helm.
>>668032282
...deus vult?
>>668032380
Opus dei.
>>668032756
In vino veritas!
I wish malls would play Christmas music year round.
Me too. I love singing christmas songs.
The decorations are pretty too.
This German lecturer talks exactly like Hans Gruber
It would get old though.
>Michigan State University wants your feedback
all
these
fucking
surveys
>>668033380
Lucky you.
>>668033389
Not all of it. I could handle year round wreaths.
>>668033526
Tell them that, that is valuable feedback.
>>668033380
tfw no hitleresque professor
>>668033526
do
you
have
to
answer
them
>>668033637
What do you think I've been doing
>>668033676
no
but
they
won't
stop
emailing
>>668033618
I just want to live up north. Evergreens are so lovely.
>>668033707
Masturbating.
>>668033749
Well you're right
but
I've also been telling them to fuck off
>>668033791
You'll go blind doing that you know.
>>668033851
I learned it by watching you
>>668028743
I love that movie
>>668033925
I close the curtain though.
TFW Mardi Gras and not flashing chest for beads.
draw the curtain even
>>668034035
oh that explains why the fat black ladies who work the cafeteria are wearing paper crowns
>>668033749
I have some in my backyard, they are pretty trees.
Wow that's a shit picture.
>>668034033
That's only helpful if your observer is outside.
>>668034234
I'm very concerned.
>>668034168
Yeah that picture is booty. Where do you live?
>>668034113
Where do you live? I know some other states kind of celebrate Mardi Gras.
>>668034375
Philadouchia.
>>668034373
This got weird.
How are you
>>668034506
yeaaaaah it did
I'm chillin homes hbu
>>668034373
Madison. It's a little easier to see them on the left in this one.
>>668033618
I wish he would just say "yippie kai yay mazza facka"
>>668033637
I'd actually love a real Hitler looking lecturer who would talk in an emotional speech way all the time.
>>668034569
Same
Waiting for this review lecture to start
Probably gonna fail this exam
>>668034486
At least you have the liberty bell.
>>668034690
Raise your hand and ask him to.
>>668034486
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to study for chem and calculus
>>668034648
Oh, cheese land.
>>668034690
Hitler has one of my favorite speaking voices. It's this emotional, inspiring shouting, high placed, that's almost musical.
>>668034734
Cheat on it.
>>668034812
>>668034822
Real talk I love this city. But everyone's a dick. Including me.
>>668034868
I would if I had any indication that the people around me know this shit any better than I do
>>668034812
Nah.
>>668034868
I just like hearing angry German shouting. There's something so strong about it.
>>668035022
Never depend on other people for cheating.
>>668035063
Mannnn when is there gonna be a fourth reich?
>>668034822
Can I help you with chem?
>>668034868
I agree, you are a dick.
>>668035063
Fine, don't raise your hand and just shout it out. It's way more rude, but it's your decision.
>>668035179
You are too, and I appreciate that about you.
>>668035178
Honestly, the only problem I'm having with chem is trying to find a mnemonic for Strong acids and strong bases that works.
>>668035125
I dunno. I'm not really a fan of tyrannical regimes though.
>>668035179
You really shouldn't give other people advice.
>>668035125
I generally don't depend on people for shit
>>668035448
Me neither. I want to fight the war against it.
>>668035502
Right. Make a cheat sheet.
>>668035298
A real brown noser at heart.
>>668035448
Going against the grain builds character.
>>668035502
Except for the food and shelter bits.
>>668035574
I mean it's not like I WOULDN'T eat your ass but you'd have to do me the courtesy of cleaning it first.
>>668035574
>implying
>>668035551
You're gonna get me in trouble.
You terrible man.
>>668035661
You have no idea how terrible I truly am. It's quite bad.
Mornin'
>>668035707
Why don't you stop
>>668035793
Inertia, mostly.
>>668035790
It is past noon on the good side of America.
>>668035551
I don't want to fight, I'm a pacifist. Even though my childhood dream was to become a highly methodical assassin.
>>668035574
>>668035448
>>668035790
Bar-E
>>668035895
TERRIBLE
>>668035970
A male pacifist is just a man who's grown too comfortable. War is our bloodright.
>>668036028
A great and terrible god, yes.
>>668035649
No dice. This butt is cleaned for no man.
>>668035661
Yes I am.
>>668035970
>>668035574
>>668036080
Disgusting.
>>668036076
God-awful
>>668036076
Please no.
Yo yo
>>668036164
I prefer "distinctive."
>>668035895
nah nah nah you got it all wrong, both coasts are the good side, it's the in-between space that's bad
>>668035970
para
>>668036076
>A male pacifist is just a man who's grown too comfortable. War is our bloodright.
As someone who's main hobby is literally fighting people large metal sticks, this is really cringe dude
>>668036350
How are you doing, chief?
>>668036234
God willing, my awful could be considered godly.
>>668036304
If pushed to fight, you will fight. If in your life fighting never becomes necessary, you will not.
>>668036333
Just no.
>>668036350
I mean, the west coast is mostly california and you know how I feel about california.
I am convinced that the fight instinct is predominant in the male psychology as a result of millenia of violent conflict and cannot long be contained in the face of overwhelming challenges.
fighting people with*
>>668036464
Well I for some reason thought it was a good idea to get Taco Bell for breakfast. Mistakes were made. You?
Hey Kaiger. Catch anything lately?
>>668036605
Nice potential wallpaper.
Other then your attention, not really, Kaybe.
>>668036565
I mean, that is a good idea. What was the mistake? Did you forget an order of cinnamon twists?
>>668036655
Nice.
>>668036555
Undertale taught me not to fight.
Unless I want an awesome challenge.
>>668036565
I had coffee and paracetamol for breakfast, so maybe we both didn't really succeed at having a good breakfast.
>>668036887
Undertale permits you infinite mulligans if you are slain.
>>668036605
Reminds me of the Sonic movie.
>>668036711
All yours
>>668036555
I guess. Like this morning when some retard ran a stop and almost royally fucked me over had I not been paying attention, and I wanted to do very bad things to that man. But see like, violence is bad yo and that aint the Jedi way so you have to get those wiggles out in positive ways like exercise and stuff.
>>668036836
I always regret it immediately afterwards, makes me feel gross.
>>668037075
Splendid!
How's it going, ol' chap?
>>668037411
That is aggression, yes, which is not commensurate with violence—although the former does often imply the latter. Violence is a tool of the meek as well.
>>668037494
Fairly well. How are you, Dotter?
>>668037411
The key is to eat it so often that gross becomes your new normal.
Hi, Dom
>>668037582
Got a bit of a cold, but otherwise I'm good.
I thought I'd try posting in threads a bit more regularly again.
>>668037870
man that was a terrible thought you had
>>668037586
Nah nah forget that, I want to make it past 50
>>668036887
parafirk
paracetamol
coincidence? probably
>>668037870
Same here. Even the cold part.
hi kai, smooches
>>668038015
How paranormal
>>668037914
Eh. It's not as if I went and gained a social life in my absence. I just posted elsewhere.
>>668038019
Damn illnesses.
>>668038050
>smooches
Dom pls...*hugs*
>>668038170
Go get a social life! It's not THAT hard!
hi kai, hugs
>>668038170
Oh well.
Nothing some oranges can't fix.