ITT: Loud neighbours revenge ideas.
I've been living in the same apartment all my life and I've never had any noise problems with my neighbours. That's until this cafe au lait (old white dude at least 50, probably closer to 60 and black about 35 year old woman) pair moved next door. My guess is she's with him because money reasons or to get the citizenship. They also have 2-3 kids, which she probably brought with her from another father.
Anyway I don't give a shit. The thing's they're too loud, which I wouldn't mind 90% of the time but can't stand on workday nights past 12 pm (my room is right next to their living room). Yesterday they had the TV pretty loud, kids were running, laughing and screaming at 1 am so I took a 1000 pages book and slammed the wall a few times. They didn't stop so I took a broom and hit the wall quite furiously. They then stopped and I went to sleep.
Today I ringed his door to have a talk with him and he pretty much told me he had nothing to talk with me, that he would call the police next time I knocked on the wall and closed the door. I couldn't utter but a few words in my state of disbelief at the scope of his idiocy. I'm guessing he already subconsciously knows he's a failure in life and his last remnants of pride get expressed as unwillingness bow down to sustain an adult, reasonable conversation with his neighbour.
So right now I'm wondering about how to annoy him next time he's noisy. I've thought about playing loud norwegian death metal with the speakers facing the wall, but porn seems more appealing (since he has little kids). A friend suggested celtic bagpipe music, which is a pain in your ears even at a sane volume. I've also found a 12 hour compilation of wwii artillery, gunshots, bombs and death screams.
Unleash your imagination, but beware that it has to be something he can't prove I did.
Those are all good ideas.
I have a family of spics that live next to me, they are stupid loud at all hours.
I got a dog that barks constantly, and loudly. I reward him for barking and often bring him out into the hallway to bark at there door.
Also next time you hear a really loud crash call the cops on them and claim a domestic violence issue. The cops are not aloud to leave a DV call without arresting at least 1 party. Even if no violence took place.
I also got a nice pair of noise canceling headphones for both gaming and just watching TV.
That way the few times I don't want to hear my dog bark I just use those while still rewarding him for barking.
Sometimes he goes off for over an hour straight. It's glorious
If you live anywhere civilized, there's rules that state that after 22 or so you need to be reasonably quiet. Go complain to the landlord about noise and they'll get evicted sooner or later or call a janitor or whoever maintains the building to notify them. That way you ill not be responsible for similar treatment.
Of course if you do live in some hellhole feel free to leave nyan cat or any mindrape song full volume for the day.
Man you're a genious. I was thinking about using the same dog training trick but on them. Play gay porn loudly whenever they annoy me till they feel their anuses sting at loud sounds.
I used to play death metal loudly but they would just play stupid Mexican music loud as well.
I've lived here for 3 years, they just moved in last year. They use there living room as a living room at day and multiple bedrooms at night, they literally drag bookcases (empty ones, these fucks don't read) and other furniture at midnight to divide off the sleeping area's. It's the worst.
I got the dog after the first 6 months of them living here.
I got niggers above me. Loudest disrespectful fucks ever. They didn't give a fuck when I complained that they were keeping my kids up. Complain every time it happens to the management company, call the cop's etc. No matter where you live, they aren't allowed to disrupt the peace. Fuck with them legally, they will be good fucks if they don't wanna be evicted.
>Unleash your imagination, but beware that it has to be something he can't prove I did.
If these freaks have a car or some kind of vehicle (judging by how dirt cheap they sound they probably dont but anyway) there are literally hundreds of different things you can do to fuck it up. I had a problem with chavs (im british) parking in the carpark near my flat at midnight and blaring their shitty music while running around the cars shouting and screaming and shit, so i blew their tires.
I stabbed an apple full of nails in all directions then placed a few of them in the road round the corner so when they tried to drive home they ran over the apples and the hidden nails burst their tires. I do it every time I hear nigger rap coming from there and it's hella funny seeing the smashed apple in the morning knowing that it worked.
The apartment was previously owned by an elderly couple that died. We always had a good relationship with them. Now it's their daughter who's renting the house to these monkeys, so we hope to call her so she will warn them about their behaviour. I guess I'll wait till seeing if that works before fucking with them, but no harm in stocking in good ideas.
I live on a bummble fuck island
I can do whatever the fuck I want, loud music, hunt, raging bonfires, cut trees, ride atv's, bikes, sled and no dirty niggers to call the non existent cops.
>mfw I have no neighbours
The problem is that I live in a tightly packed apartment area in the center of the city, so there's no way to know if he even has a car without throughoutly following him. Even if he has, odds are he's keeping it in an underground parking garage with security cameras and shit.
Painful. The first thing that pops into my head (providing there aren't security cameras in the hallway that overlook his door) is jamming the lock to his door with chewing gum while he sleeps.
Try some gooling, i got this after like 5 seconds - http://forum.12ozprophet.com/threads/revenge-ideas-for-your-annoying-apartment-neighbors.58427/
1 - there is any way to access any part of their apartment . Like balcony ? Try to hide some meat. You can do better. Try to make an apology visit. Tell the you were sorry about the noise blabla Bla . Once you're in . Hide little peace of meat or small fishes in some places where they can't find. It's gonna smell bad and gonna take long time to discover.
2 find out where is the TV cable central of the building, go three and disconnect their cable . Preferably cut it soooóool short that's gonna take a while for he tech to come. Specially at night. Gonna be a hell without TV with kids.
Do the same as 2 with Internet !
Most revenge is kiddy shit and won't work.
Get their dox stealthily. If they have wifi, break in and sniff or hack their shit. Nigs usually have open networks but if not WEP cracking is easy.
>ww2 artillery shots is a pretty awesome idea
Also you should slip letters under his door with pictures of his children and pubes plus print some verses of the bible and stuff, be original!
You could also slip CDs of the Sound of Silence every day in his mail box, that should be enough to let the message be understood
I'm an Australian and live next door to two families of Aboriginal families (one on either side).
They kept me up for two weeks in a row, called the cops cause they wouldn't shut up when I politely asked them to keep it down after 12 because I work, police didn't do anything.
So basically, one day I noticed that one abo(Ill refer to him as abo A) was out on their balcony and looking at the other family(abo b) who was near a collection of cars, three of which belonged to abo A and his mates.
I decided I'd had enough so when A and B went inside, I sneaked over to the cars and keyed them all up something fierce, and ended it by smashing out the side window and running back to my house.
Anyway, both families heard it and came outside, saw the cars, instantly abo A and mates blame abo family B and now theres a full on war going on outside. I called the cops and all of them were arrested.
I got my sleep and funny enough they've been good ever since.
this but not meat. Drop a firealarm that's low on battery down the side of sofa, it will make a short sharp loud noise at random intervals and it's effectively impossible to find
>Live in finland shitty little 1 room apartment
>have 3 neighbours that party in the middle of fucking night in the middle of week
>Called cops atleast 5 times
>no one came
fml im really considering taking my brothers studio monitors that go up to 130 db and take spotify on remote control and go far away from the house and put norwegian death metal on full blast
>In army barracks
>Guy next door get fucking hammered nightly
>Always plays amazing grace on the bag pipes from an old scratched record
>Still have flashbacks
That would fuck me up.
Look up these on YouTube
10 hour versions of; desu, the hobbits are going to esiengard, badger badger badger mushroom, the llama song
I'm a banana.
Westley willis has a lot of songs that would be perfect. That or jack off instructions (Joi) from any porn site.
One room on the floor of my building always plays music too loud. So I usually cut off a piece of an old gift card and shove it in their rooms scanner slot so they can't get in.
Here's how you can guarantee that no one will ever move into that apartment again for a long, long time.
First, once they are asleep for the night, you're going to go out in the hallway. Fill their locks with superglue. Use the gel superglue not the liquid. Make sure to get it all inside the lock. Do it to both the deadbolt and the handle lock. Use the whole tube, just fill it up. This won't really prevent them from using the lock from the inside.
When they leave to go somewhere they will attempt to use their key from the outside to lock the door. Their key won't go in and they won't be able to lock the door. At this point most people will just say fuck it, pretend to lock the door in case anyone is watching and leave (because they got shit to do).
Get you a bag of quick-crete. This is a concrete powder you mix with water to make concrete. They sell it basically everywhere. Head over to your to your neighbors house when you're sure they're all gone, the door should be unlocked. Pour the quick-crete into the toilets, sinks, and shower drains and then run the water for a few seconds in each one. Within about an hour the concrete will harden and their sinks, toilets, showers will no longer drain properly.
I'm sure they will call the landlord who will then try to "snake" the drains only to find they're filled with concrete. Fixing this problem is very expensive and very time consuming. These people will be forced to move out while it is repaired.