HEY /b ! whats the best way to get sex from an older women?

If a woman ever complains about her partner to you, then a bit of cheating is on the cards.
Also if you can spend time alone, and she has a drink, you just need to escalate it a bit.
If your alone with her and she has had a drink and touches you, just roll with it.

i want to have sex with my 40 plus co-worker. how?

>>667659410
That bitch is awfully shooped.

chloroform

>>667659824


its like anon said get to know them first
listen to them and pick of on key words or actions

also try to get into her head a bit too
if you can find out what she is thinking your one step ahead

>>667659965
she married?

>>667660643
nope. single mother with 2 kids

>Older women
The only case where being friendzoned means you get to score.

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>>667660093
Not a shoop

>>667660849
I said it's a shoop because IT IS a shoop, you retard.

Hang out around older women. Be funny. Be a bit cocky.

That's it.

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op here,
is there a job where you only desl with 40-60 year old women ?

>>667659410
Hire a whore.

>>667659410
fuk her in da bum

*deal

>>667659410
Go outside

>>667660833
This is true.

I've been fucking a 7/10 cougar for more than a year now. I actually really like her and it's a shame that we can't date due to the age difference, but I love giving her the d.

>>667659410
Im 25 and I generally hook up with 35-45 year old women from the bar.
Ages 30-50 is a mans game. Any age you are. The married ones dont count. The single ones are desperate to feel desired, passionate and they are really horny. You need to be able to act their maturity with your baby face. Crack shitty jokes, use ten penny words in vulgar sentences. Dont try to sound like a hard ass, crack jokes about yourself but dont overkill it. Make sure you let them know youre attracted to them without being overbearing. Dont just try to comand her attention, captivate everyone. She doesnt want to be soloed out, she wants to feel like youre leading everyones night.
Im hungover right now. These things should come easy. At their age its a mans game.

a baseball bat to the back of the head?

>>667660705
then it should be really easy

>>667661399
Hell even the married ones aren't that hard. Half the time they feel "ignored". Honestly it sounds backwards as fuck in our PC culture but just walk up to them and hit on them. Don't be too forward, but be blunt. So what if you get rejected? Trust me even a bumbling idiot can land a "milf" with enough tries.

>>667659410
Forced rape is nearly 100% going to work.

>>667661399
I have never seen someone single at a bar over 32, and not be really fat, and really ugly

>>667660937
Did you b personally make it a shoop? Do a reverse image search and seeven what you find

>>667660937
It isn't a shoop. Go back to school and maybe learn some manners while you're there :^)

>>667662140
This

>>667661399
the rule here is if they like you, they'll entertain you

>>667662130
We've had several threads about it, it's a shoop.
>>667662140
>wahh wahh wahh crying

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>>667660937
It's this lady right here.seen her pics before. I don't speak russian

>>667662530
Yeah, you find some twisted shapes and walls all over the place if you look carefully. Some Russian faggot has shooped every single pic of her.

>>667659410
Join a gym and look good.

Seriously, they're crawling with older, divorced women who are dying for gratification. After their failed marriage they feel old, used, past their prime, and unloved. They pretty much throw themselves at younger guys.

Second best place are particular bars. Tough to find but they congregate.

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>>667662530

>>667662732
watch out, conspiracy theorists everywhere

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>>667661035
Not bad advice, but you should get a good one. And the good ones cost too much (unless you just get lucky).

>>667661179
Why can't you date her? She wouldn't want people to know? Or are you the one who's shy about it?

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>>667659410

>>667659410
>>667660849
>>667662530
>>667662928

Марина Березина

>>667662732
Then post them so we can see the "twisted shapes". Fucking faggot.

>>667660705
offer companionship. most girls/women miss more being hugged than sex.
ok, actually they miss sex, but since it is morally unacceptable still these days for women to openly admit it, they will be more likely to respond to hug/ being cared for

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>>667663356
It's just a fact, relax you mouthbreather.

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>>667661975
Wrong bar. There are specific places you need to go to.

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>>667663685
Here you go you worthless low IQ piece of shit.

>>667660385
kek

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Every single pic of her is shooped, you just have to know where to look.

Also her thighs curve so cleanly it's fucking ridiculous.

He has also shooped her boobs to make them wider.

>>667663874
Lolol did you just shop that. Worthless fuck.

Yeah i want to know too. Ive prettt much have no luck with anyone at my age or slightly younger than me. I kinda want to date or whatever with a milf/lady. I thought i had some luck with one but no game.

Any tips and tricks?

>>667662530
>>>667662530
>>667663874
>>667664142
the insanity of these people is mesmerizing

they are reverse shopping to prove it is a shop, wtf?

>>667664142
Just look at her pics yourself. If you have IQ higher than your shoe size and know basic human anatomy you should be able to pick up on her freak Photoshop features.

https://2ch hk/au/res/3139282.html

>>667662732
Oh snap. Thanks anon. I wouldn't have known to look there

Doesn't exactly help, but I work at a public library, and about maybe 40% of the people who come in are middle-aged housewives who are checking out cheesy romance novels.
Probably some potential there.

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>>667664552
Look at the shadow of her leg versus her actual leg, you people can't be this stupid not to see it.

>>667663543
We have a near 18 year age difference, a relationship like that is kind of impractical to us. If our genders were switched it might have been less taboo, but I can't tell my parents that I'm dating a 40 year old.

>>667660849
If you're getting these pictures then just meet up with her ya jackass, take the obvious hint.

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These are the most badly Photoshopped breasts I've ever seen in my life. Also her entire lower body is shooped.

She has a fat ass damm

>>667659410
wow, look at that ass. great for plowing the earth and planting some seeds.

>>667664918
I see it now

I ran into a lady who used to be my supervisor at a retail store. She always wore heels and tight fitting clothing. She looks about 40-45, but she's got some good curves.

Anyway, I ran into her at a library about 3 weeks ago and we caught up for a while, had a pretty good conversation. I told her I was having trouble with some of my career pursuits and she mentioned she would love to help me practice interviewing and talking to professionals over the phone.
She also mentioned that she'll keep me in mind her new job.
I got her phone number and she repeated maybe... 3 or 4 times that I could call her for help for "anything". Even when I texted her that i'd keep her in mind when I'm ready to practice, she repeated that she could help me with anything.

Was this code? She's not married or has kids from what i've collected after 3 years of working under her.

From a non-porn-4chan perspective, did this mean sex?

I failed really hard.

I became friends with some older woman, old enough that while some people ask things like "are you partners" because we go for drinks often and have a lot in common, it still looks kinda weird. Recently she left her ex, she says she wants to stay alone and it's difficult for her to trust almost anyone (except me I guess, she always treats our friendship like it's something she never wants to lose and she's willing to tell me shit that she doesn't tell half her family). She also keeps getting offers of dick from guys who are much more attractive than me and she wants nothing to do with that. And holy fuck does she get mad at them. Her ex is a womanizer so maybe that's the source of the problem.

But things don't go further because she sees me as a son, and she finds age difference as a weird thing so I'm out of luck. What I'm wondering is what this woman expects from me if she says that by next summer she wants to bring me to a nudist beach because if I had her naked in front of me I probably couldn't resist to plow her until my dick dissolved and I had bronchitis.

>>667665436
Here's some more pics of her, even the Russian have noticed the shooping.

http://arhivach.org/thread/137203/

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>>667665604
Kurwa, obviously yes. She wants to fuck.

>>667661742
this you'd be surprised at how many will respond positively to your advances because they believe their best years are behind them, as far as dating is concerned. just don't act like a fucking child and you're in like Flynn.

Does anyone know her name?

>bump
>seriously

>>667664918
thats a drawing lmaooo