Why aren't you having kids?

>>667654398
says the basement dwelling, living with his parents cunt.

Because I wouldn't want to take care of them.

fuck kids.

>>667654646
this

>>667654398
Cause I'm not a faggot

>>667654398
i like having money more

cause marriage is shit I dont want ti ruin a kids life

>>667654398

But I have 2 and the third is on its way....

I'm fucked!

>>667654398
Because I don't want to bring children into a world filled with raping mudslimes everywhere.

is that Fedor? i miss him.
i would watch that show.

>>667654398
Because I hate the sound of shitty kids I have no intent on raising.

because I am poor

If you don't have kids you're a low test beta

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>>667654398
I have one due in 5 weeks.

Cause im a lesbian

>>667654398
Can't get pregnant. My bf cums inside me at least once a day, still nothing. We want kids, but it's not looking good at this point.

>>667654398
I don't want to be a father and I don't like kids

>>667654398
I am, in about 6 weeks, our first, a little girl.
Naming her Alexandria, caus' ff9 yo, and i always wanted an alex.

>>667656865
post your gf?

bc i fucking hate kids and their shitty little high pitched voices

because i earn 150$/per month
if im lucky


t. master data analysis

dont like them so mutch and fucking expensive. they take you out of do what you want.

>>667657523
...thats an intimate thing, no thanks

>>667657672
you what? even my fucking cleaning beaner makes more than that

It's a selfish act. It's not good to bring up a kid in a world so shitty

>>667654398
Because most women are assholes and I'm forever alone at this point. AND, KIDS A fucking terrible. Haven't you ever witnessed their behavior in a restaurant or something. They're always screaming and carrying on.

>>667654398
Rather have more time and money

>>667657933
Dubs has spoken

>>667657837
you know m8, that's how we live in a third world

i can't even save enough money to go to Europe as a physical worker

>>667654646
/thread

>>667658032
what we have here is a boo radley

>>667658085
what countreuropeiseurope yhattyhat good if ur a foreigner

>>667654398
Because I'm virgin...

>>667654646
Wish I could

>>667656877
2 dudes banging each ither can't conceive.

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i think you have to have sex first, not sure though

I can barely take care of myself let alone an another human being

>>667656877
He probably had a vas. Smart guy. All creampies, no kids!

>>667658384
Oh /b/rother...

I'm a Luciferian sacrifice. We aren't allowed.

>>667658466
Thanks for getting the joke. Disappointed it took 15 minutes. But seriously, I don't have a bf and that sucks. I need to get fucked.

>>667657933
I work with a bitch who has a Brady Bunch style family. Got knocked up at 15 and never stopped. In her eyes, her kids exist to solely glorify her.

>>667654398

Got 3 to a crazy fucker, the only peace I got is going to war. I'd rather get shot at than saty in the same house as her.

>>667654398
Because no amount of Hallmark-card quoted, Disney-story inspired bullshit can convince me to ruin my life having kids. Coming home, flopping on the bed, and knowing I have nothing to do is an awesome feeling. Just glad I found a woman who feels the same.

>>667658643
Explain?

eugenics

>>667654398
don't like em, wife doesn't like em either, plus she had a hysterectomy years ago, so no accidentally forming babby

feels good man

The abortions just feels too good.

>>667658368
wat

>>667658665
Tsk tsk. Faggot detected.

>>667659042
why do I even try my mobile is nvm bro

>>667654398
But I am, OP.
Second one on the way.
Can't wait to get her knocked up again.
We plan on finding a concubine too, to have more children faster.
Feels good man.

>>667654398
best thing after hitting my child abusive father with my car was sending him my vasectomy papers, so he knows his bloodline will cease forever... yes, i cut off my sperm supply just to fuck with my father, hatred can do alot of things

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>>667659268
>being an edgy cunt instead of breaking the cycle

Don't have kids. I have 3, I should know.

>>667659268
>implying

If he gives a shit, he'll just find another whore like your mother and have another kid.

Because they will spend all my fucking money

>>667654398
because that makes the difference beetween a pedophile an a pederast, duh

only the highly uneducated have more than 1 kid

Do you really think that a pedophile can have a child?

We have two, love them both. Then again we're fairly rich.

Anyways, life is a failure if you die without kids.

>>667654398
Because I'm not going to let a kid grow up in a muslim caliphate, which is what Europe's turning into. That and time and money be mine, fuck yeah!

>>667654398
why is he cooking would be the better question

>>667657312
Love that name.

>>667660140
make a thread about being abused as a child on /b, you'll get your answer

>>667658032
That's why you do your job as a parent and raise them properly; so they don't act up that way.

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>having kids

>>667654398
because, to be honest, we should instead let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world.

>>667654398
Who wants dream killers and why do you care?

>>667655742

He just fought a random 2-0 bum in Japan btw

>>667659268
>Emasculating yourself to get revenge on another man.

>>667659284
>quickmeme

>>667660380
>>667657312

Dated a chick name Alexandria once. She was probably the most psychotic person I've ever met. Tried to kill her mother with a car at one point. Got sent away to get help, ended up pregnant by a shitskin. All sorts of crazy and drama in her life. She claims it's because her father took her to a graveyard, raped her, tied her to a tree and left her for dead.

>>667660943
As one does.

Because I've had a vasectomy so I can fuck as many sluts as I want. I love to creampie random chicks and never call them again

>>667660914
>googled "ya think meme"

>>667655730
i wonder who could be behind this post

>>667661614
Donald Trump???

>>667661726
close, a kike

>>667654398
I have one. 19 months old and currently learning to talk.

She's the best thing that ever happened to me.

>>667662455
Good for you faggot

>>667662455
Sounds sexy.

If I had a wife I would be having them right now.

>>667654398
I'm 21

>>667662455
>19 months
>learning to talk

Is she retarded? She should be most of the way able to communicate verbally by 13 months.

I'd rather have a dog, they just ruin your carpet. Not your life.

>>667662976

My kids could say dad, dinner and other 1 - 2 sylabil worlds a 10 months, the dudes kis must be retarded

>>667663297
would you actually feel better if the kid was retarded?

>>667662976
>>667663297

Could your kids talk in full sentences at those ages? No? Then they're still learning to talk you dipshits.

Learning to talk takes up to 4 years to talk to adults properly.

>>667654398
Because i can't even find anyone that wants to be in a relationship with me, yet alone put my dick in.

>>667663537

4 years... No at 2 they should be able to communicate sufficiently enough to ask for what they need. and they do that by you talking to them normally. All my kids were out of nappy before they turned 2 because the could communicate that the needed the bathroom.

>>667663532
Not my kids, shit for the kid but life is shit.

>>667663537
>Learning to talk takes up to 4 years to talk to adults properly.
Wow...... Someone lied to you, and that's going to have a really fucked up effect on your child's life.

Yes, at 13 months my son was able to form coherent sentences to communicate with adults. If it takes four years for a child to figure out, they should be tested for autism. Not in a meme way, but for real.

And please don't give me any made up stories about Einstein not talking for such and such years before he figured it out, those are lies.

I want to be able to pay off debts before Im 65
Your not really free if you're responsible for raising a shitsnap until they're 18+
I hate kids between the ages of 7 and 17
Your wife will likely get fat after having kids
They would ruin any plan I have for the future
"The rich get richer and the poor get children"

>>667662976
>>667663297
I'm not talking about odd words you twats, she's been doing that for months. The whole learning to talk phase is up to and including complex sentences around 3.

She's right where she should be for her age, combining some words and counting to 10

>>667663957
>>667664007

>confirmed for not understanding what properly means

I think you both need English lessons and how much emphasis you put on words when buttmad.

Insecure faggots.

>>667654398
I am only 23 years old still in college and with not enough income to support a child.

Common i suppose.

Hopefully those who have children can support them and not treat it like a game.

>>667664220
Well anger is a normal response when finding out that one's child may be disabled, so I understand your lashing out. However, at 13 months my son would say to me "Daddy, I'd like to go to the park today." Or to my wife "Mommy, I need to use the restroom." Etc. Same with being hungry, or tired, or just asking for a certain toy he'd like to play with.

>>667664670

Then you're either lying through your teeth or your child is very gifted, coherent sentences at 13 months is unusual behaviour.

I think you're just full of shit personally, you're not even arguing with that girls dad, im just some dude who knows about early child development, when clearly, you have no idea.

>>667664903
>calling a child gifted for being normal

Stop trying to act like I'm a special snowflake dad. My son is normal, that's why he started speaking coherently at 10-13 months. He's not gifted, his mother and I just avoided things like baby talk.

Because I don't want to bring another child into this world and have a psycho partner get drunk and crash the fucking car with her in it.

Daddy will be seeing you soon Marley. Daddy will be seeing you soon. And then we can go see the aquarium again. I know you always liked that.

>>667664670
If your child was genuinely forming coherent sentences at 13 months, and you're not just lying or exaggerating (or blind to the fact that as their parent you should be able to understand them better than others because you interact with them more), that would make them pretty exceptional.

The fact you assume they are nothing special and it must be everyone else's kids is interesting.

I'm guessing you're not all that exceptional yourself.

>>667654398
because the only girl i'm able to love is my little sister.
and she's too young for it.

>>667654398
Because im a faggot :(

>>667665683
They're never "too young"

>>667665476
I'm not alone on a deserted island. My son was able to communicate the same things to every adult he encountered. And so were all of his friends. It's not exceptional, it's normal. If you talk to your children as a person, and don't baby talk, they should be more than fluent by age two. They should also be able to read simple children's books by age three.

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>>667654398

B/c they can't leafblower.

>>667655650
You truly are I'm afraid anon, I have 3 children already and I no longer have any time to myself

because i`m a convicted child molester so i dont think i`m allowed to have kids

I have twins, and the best advice I can give you is, do. not. have. kids., unless youre financially set for anything that can happen, and you're ready to completely give up on yourself and dedicate yourself to your kids 99% of the time

>>667654398
Because I'm white.

>>667666321
Pics or it didn't happen

>>667665988

ABSOLUTE KEK

MY SIDES

>>667666439
this. legend of a gif mate, pure legend

Because I don't want to share my money with a parasite.

>>667666202

3 kids worst funking number... I was an only child, and found out that I score very high on the psychopathy scale, love my kids, think they are the only people I have ever loved but I wish I could just fuck off and and give up. So its mutually beneficial, the get a loving father, I look normal, and get kudos for being a good father.

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Because they don't make me shekels.

>>667664670
I'm not angry, the guy you're replying to wasn't me.
I pay close attention to her development, which is why I'm not worried. She interacts with other children the same age. She's slower in some areas of development, quicker in others, but her speech is in line with her peers.

I'd actually expect her to be a little behind in speech because her teeth cut through relatively late, but even if she was I still wouldn't worry about mental retardation because its clear she can understand far more speech than she can say.

>>667666548

I can't stop laughing

I haven't lost this hard in months

>>667658466
Kek

>>667666713
hey anon the trolls know your kids not a potato, they're just fucking with you

>>667664059
>I have inferior genes
>Nature is stopping me from reproducing
>Evolutionary killswitch engaged

>>667666940
>Kek

HAH! You must be a fellow WoW player!

>hord LYFE

Can't believe someone else here is a gamer like me. Such a small world.... of WARCRAFT!!! lol.... oh wait I mean KEK!!!! haha :3

Expensive, annoying, and shitty.

Because kids fuck up every life they interrupt. Your friends will hate you, no freedom, and people at the store/airport/restaurant/movie theater/public gathering will want to pull your spine out of your mouth for fucking up an experience. Fuck kids and the people who have them.

>>667667175
No, I was actually talking about my son. He turned 30 this years. He's a manager of a retail store. It's not exceptional to talk at just over a year, it's normal.

cuz im an ugly fuck and women in this generation wouldn't so as even bat an eyelash toward me.. money is the key but even that seems futile

>>667665186
I have a brother that learned to talk late, around 3 years old by the time he was talking normally.
He has currently the highest GPA at his university, and is a brilliant chemist.
Bitches love him too.

>>667667583
That's why I registered as a sex offender without committing any crimes. No kids will ever be allowed near me. Fucking annoying little bastards.

>>667667425
>hord LYFE

Funny considering how its Alliance toons who see kek.

Even in sarcasm you fail miserably.

>>667666713
Denial is a natural response. Don't worry, there's wrong with your special snowflake.

>>667667583
>Genetic failure detected
>Natural selection in action

>>667665980
So what you're saying is its because of your parenting in your sons case, but it must be due to a handicap in that girls.

You don't seem like an idiot, so I'm not sure why you're not getting it, Kruger-Dunning maybe.

Your child may not be exceptional, but coherent sentences at that age is *way ahead of the societal average*. Most people do baby talk, it doesn't really matter as long as the child has mastered speech before school.

No need to rush childhood, its over soon enough anyway.

>>667667659
shit tier excuse. my uncle's an ugly manlet yet he's rich and confident, thus able to bang whoever he wants

>>667667853
>being this stupid

I meant we have our own secret code. We're lol'ing while al fags are trying to figure out what kek means.

Too much responsibility

>>667667962
yeah, thats why i said i gotta get money hopefully

>>667667879
Triggered

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>Why aren't you having kids?

>>667667930
It's on par, not ahead.

Educate yourself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_talk

>>667666738
Save it! Its yours my friend!

>>667665980
More than fluent, more than fluent

>>667654398
I like my bank account having money in it, as well as personal freedom to do what I want when I want it without being restrained. I also feel like theres enough kids in the world, and if i ever felt the need I would adopt because those kids have shit luck in life before they even had a choice and deserve a fair chance. (My fiancee was a foster kid and I know the crap they deal with)

>>667668311
Nothing in that contradicts what I'm saying, its talking about an infants understanding not their speech. In fact it states that baby talk is good.

But since we're quoting wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocabulary_development

>Combinig words is normal at 18 months

>>667654575

this

I barely wanna pick up my dog's shit, you think I wanna be responsible for another human?

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>>667654398
They'd probably go crazy like me and the rest of the family around puberty, and I don't want to force another living thing to play "Gather Shekels for the Kikes".

>>667668840

Thanks lori!