Aus thread cunts, new week ahead of us. whats the fucking go
Gotta go to fuckin Tafe cunt, then head down to centerlink to fix me doll cuz the stingy cunts stopped paying it. After I get played from your tax dollars imma hit up my local dealer and then the bottleo for some VB stubbies so I can get fuck off my face cunt
Gotta prep for uni
I can't be arsed doing engineering, especially when most of the people doing my course are fucked
Legit the info sesh was fucked, looked like /b in a room
Fucken TAFE cuz
>tfw already beaten to TAFE jokes
>tfw actually studying Civil Engineering at TAFE and it's a real degree
you are probably just some insecure bitch whos only trying to get this very reply out of me because you have no friends and have achieved nothing more than me but at least im in year 10 and not some loser like you. dont bother replying bitch im going to bed
For the money cunt
As well as making the parents happy
I'm doing a double degree with commerce as well so it's not all bleak
Hopefully commerce has some chicks in It
Eng is legit a cockfest
Well guess I'm fucked
some OC from earlier today
Turns out they pretty much hire exclusively among students and graduees, if you're coming in off the street, yeah you're fucked. I spent a few years trying to get a job that way and then suddenly I'm back finishing my degree and getting people COMING TO ME with jobs. It's fucking nuts.
They're gonna be high regardless, it's the government. The only reason they spent like crazy on roadworks is because it's that classic budget bullshit "If we don't spend a billion dollars this year we may not get a billion dollars next year"
Trying to quit drinking and smoking cold turkey. It's been one week and I already want to stick mtvhead behind the back wheel of a hilux and have someone chuck it in reverse and throttle it.
You'll know she's ready when you slide your hand down her pants and its like feeding a horse.
I live in Brisbane. The Valley is fucking shit
>$10-20 entrance fees into clubs
>every drink/shot costs $10 minimum
>can't hear shit because music is too loud
>music is shit anyway
>sluts everywhere (don't want to fuck you anyway)
>thousands of sweaty men
>$40-60 cab fare home
>go home drunk, unhappy and $100 + lighter
>inb4 pre drinks
It's unprofessional as fuck. The cops administrating don't have a clue. You get a stupid plastic whistle and have to hold it in your mouth for fifteen minutes. Not that the cop will actually time it, he'll just sit around and wait until he thinks he's suffering more than you are, which is usually around the 20min mark. Some will make you hold your head between your knees which apparently ensures the whistle gets nice and full of saliva. The cop will then collect the test; he may or may not place it in a plastic sample bag, and he may or may not use gloves. Don't point out his bare hands could contaminate the sample or he'll make you do it again for being a smart ass.
Then you'll have to sit around for another indeterminate 15-20 minutes while the cop stares at the tester, apparently attempting to force a positive result through sheer willpower. The professional cops (i.e. not traffic cunts) running a bus will often be testing other people while you wait, and may be nice enough to have somewhere for you to sit. Traffic cunts will make you sit in the gutter, and will shout at you for even thinking about touching your phone.
If you have ever partaken in marijuana, by which I mean you are a human being living in Australia, it will show on their test, at which point they will treat you like a filthy junky. It is likely, but not definite, they will attempt to search your vehicle, under some pretence of suspecting possession of a controlled substance. Let me be clear here for a moment; protesting what an officer can do, while standing in front of them on the side of the road, is only EVER going to make things worse, and will probably end up with you in lockup. The cop will do whatever the fuck he likes, and it's up to you and a good lawyer to sort out what is and isn't lawful in a court of law.
Yeah mate. I understand. Going to a mates, or even having mates over is so much better
>only need to spend $20-40 on drinks depending on what you get
>can play your own music
>can actually hear your friends talk and have conversations
>no cab fare
>can go to bed as soon as you want and not have to be out till 4AM
Feels good man.
You just gotta go to the right school
RMIT has some program with my school that gives us up to 10 extra atar because we are povos
That's legit how I got into a 85 atar course with a 73 atar
Stop going to the beat then you homo
>inb4 cunts new been to the down under bar
>T.T im this cunt i dont go to backpackers bars in the city where foreign sluts get sloshed and jugs of beer are $12
Go to the victory you fucking jizz stain or better yet continue to go to gilhooleys but get shots of bleach you fuckless cunt
Is studying even worth it? I want to get somewhere in the music industry but I don't like the idea of almost having to drop having an income and spending all my savings on an expensive tafe/uni course.
How can I make money and make my way in life without having to waste 2-5 years on studying a fucking course? It seems like such a cliche way to live. Literally everyone I know is studying and you're seen as a dumb cunt if you're not doing outside of work.
Fucking bogus eastern states fucking cheating bull fucking shit letting fuckwits into uni and giving extra fucking atar points it's a god damn fucking scam I had to fucking study my ass off to get a decent fucking atar and I still only scraped my fucking ass into law at UWA
Just organising my wardrobe and seeing what suit I have that looks official.
Gonna go print of some official looking paperwork at office works tomorrow then me and a buddy are gonna try and convince some coons that if they burn their house down the gov will give em a payout cos their coons
Hahahahah fucking nerds
I actually had a life throughout yr 12
Went parties and got fucked while all the smart cunts studied
Still got a decent atar and got into my double degree with the extra points
Why so salty kek
I know what you mean even though I live in metro. Go to any local pub and the same cunts are there every week. It's pretty sad and pathetic. Like do they do anything else in life?