Aus thread cunts, new week ahead of us. whats the fucking go

ausfag chekcing in

add nudes to vola . tKITlB

Gotta go to fuckin Tafe cunt, then head down to centerlink to fix me doll cuz the stingy cunts stopped paying it. After I get played from your tax dollars imma hit up my local dealer and then the bottleo for some VB stubbies so I can get fuck off my face cunt

>>667633656
tell me about it first week if year 10 and i have already got a shit ton of homework and my faggot parents have hidden my ps4.

Literally nothing, no cocks or pussies to play with.

>>667633656
what ya studying at tafe mate

Tomorra I'm going down the bottlo. Six pack, some bait and putting my feet up on the wharf and get some breambos for the barbie.

>>667634273
>studying
>tafe
lol ok

Adelaidean checking in

>>667634273
Cert II in tuppaware

>>667631504
Will be sitting behind the bar hoping that my boss actually paid the bill this month so the fucking beer truck comes and I can serve something apart from XXXX

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Gotta prep for uni
I can't be arsed doing engineering, especially when most of the people doing my course are fucked
Legit the info sesh was fucked, looked like /b in a room

>>667635216
why the fuck you doing it then?

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Fucken TAFE cuz
>tfw already beaten to TAFE jokes
>tfw actually studying Civil Engineering at TAFE and it's a real degree

>>667633995
ban this underage faggot

>>667633995
>underage b&

Start new job tomo morning. On over 43 bucks an hour now but having a family means all i do is pay bills

>>667635216
Engineering is fucked, drop out before you start

First week of being a constable, hope I don't have to deal with too many faggots tbh

I'm in Palm Beach. Moved here kinda recently.
Anything to fucking do around here?

>>667635663
Fuck off ya copper dawg

>>667635486
you are probably just some insecure bitch whos only trying to get this very reply out of me because you have no friends and have achieved nothing more than me but at least im in year 10 and not some loser like you. dont bother replying bitch im going to bed

>>667631504
south east melbourne checking in! anyone got weed?

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>>667635377
For the money cunt
As well as making the parents happy
I'm doing a double degree with commerce as well so it's not all bleak
Hopefully commerce has some chicks in It
Eng is legit a cockfest

>>667635424
civil engineering? is that where you'll learn how to build a round about for the council?

>>667634273
Cert II in hair and beauty ya poofta

>>667635513
everyone in my highschool uses /b/ i dont think anyone here is over 17

>>667635795
okay dad, have fun being an underage faggot tomorrow

>>667635795
get your 14 year old ass to bed, you have school in the morning

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>>667635584
Well guess I'm fucked
>>667635807
Bump

Fuckiiinnnn school cunts

>>667635795
Its well past your bedtime little boy

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>>667635752
aw m8 don't be like that

>>667635834
Pretty much. And make a shit-tonne of money out of it because councils are fucking stupid and write blank checks for roadworks projects.

>>667635937
and you can enjoy being a faggot every other day XD

>>667634663
He's becoming an electrician eh?

>>667631504
Why did you post a pic of New Zealand's flag?

>>667636059
keep dreaming m8

>implying you will even get a look in with BMD or anyone relevant IF you finish

>>667635953
just got gta i think its going to be a day off

>>667636172
XDDDDDDDDD

Any brisfags got weed?

>>667636059
then you buy a house and wonder why your rates are so fucking high

>>667635663
You spelt cuntstable wrong

>>667636190
No unfortunately I'm actually doing diploma of building design and architecture :(

Wollongong, NSW reporting in!

>>667636317
too edgy 4 me

>>667636269
sure but you'll have to come wippersnip them yourself

>>667635663
>>667636269
Get him cuntstable

Back to tafe on the 17th, only got one module left and im done.

Could get the module done in one day but ima be a dog and stretch it out for like 5

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some OC from earlier today

>>667635719

4221 here, not alot around here to do besides sink piss and get a Maries pizza.

>>667636236
Turns out they pretty much hire exclusively among students and graduees, if you're coming in off the street, yeah you're fucked. I spent a few years trying to get a job that way and then suddenly I'm back finishing my degree and getting people COMING TO ME with jobs. It's fucking nuts.

>>667636279
They're gonna be high regardless, it's the government. The only reason they spent like crazy on roadworks is because it's that classic budget bullshit "If we don't spend a billion dollars this year we may not get a billion dollars next year"

>>667631504
Back to work. Waiting for next Friday

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Trying to quit drinking and smoking cold turkey. It's been one week and I already want to stick mtvhead behind the back wheel of a hilux and have someone chuck it in reverse and throttle it.

>>667631504
Trying to read up on road side drug testing. Anyone been done?

Canberra fag reporting in. Fuck this place is a shithole

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any ausfags know this guy?

>>667636713
>court today throwing rocks

>>667636716
Oh sweet, at least there's someone.
So what do you do on a daily basis?

>>667636713
I remember seeing that story on channel 7, it's days old not fresh OC...

Any Mildura sluts?
Need to broaden my collection.

>>667636383
/b/ro! Shelharbour!

>>667635795
does your mom know you're still awake

>>667636778
over a thousand hours in photoshop

>>667637255
>>667636383

/b/ro from Kiama here!

>>667637007
He's my mother

>>667636495
Boys in blue boys in blue

>>667637264
ur mum knows im awake

>>667637407
all the local /b/oyz!

gcfag here, a mix of gymming and sleep
my friends are all antisocial fucks who don't go out

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>>667637485
You'll know she's ready when you slide your hand down her pants and its like feeding a horse.

>>667637516
>>667637516
Going out is shit. Costs too much money being a generic club faggot.

>>667637502

dubs 4 /b/ illawarra meet up

>>667636383
Shellharbour here, fuck you cunt

>>667637152
Just work my cunt off. Surf when its blowing offshore, ride through the range when its onshore. Few decent pubs and taverns down this end of the coast. Depends what your into

>>667635663
Oh great... The Party Poopers have arrived

2450 reporting

>>667637637
rolling for it /b/ro
have a schooie at tory's, illawarra or shell pub

>>667637007
that's the captain of the pooftaridge cricket team
Benjamin Dover

>>667635961
Nah mate shes not that bad. I got an Atar of 66.45, went on doin engineering and am now averaging arround high distinction or distinction, just got to put the effort in.

>>667637636
Fuck going out in surfers/broadbeach, better off going to brissy.

>>667637710
another harbour cunt deadset?

>>667637710
Let me amalgimate ur ass shellfag

>>667637901
Yeah bro lets punch on

How do you cunts catch aus threads? Just browsing? Would be top notch to have an app which can notify when particular strings are matched in the catalog

>>667637636
i mean going out as in going to the beach, or just hanging at a mates house

drinks are 10$ each at surfers like fuck i would go there on the regular

>>667637853
I live in Brisbane. The Valley is fucking shit
>$10-20 entrance fees into clubs
>every drink/shot costs $10 minimum
>can't hear shit because music is too loud
>music is shit anyway
>sluts everywhere (don't want to fuck you anyway)
>thousands of sweaty men
>$40-60 cab fare home
>go home drunk, unhappy and $100 + lighter
>inb4 pre drinks

>>667637850
Really man? What uni are you going to?
I got a similar atar as well

>>667637850
What fucking retard uni lets you into engineering with an ATAR so low that ECU wouldn't let you into nursing or teaching?

>>667631504
i was super hungry so i ate the world
now i feel sick
this has never happened before :( :(

>>667638036
I live in a parklands area and intersections with more than two road signs frighten me

>>667638002
Yeah Aus threads are always entertaining

>>667637978
alright lad lets fucking go, you me, 7/11 on shellharbour rd, lets go m8

>>667638099
>>667638160
Uon Yewwww.

>>667638002
Get on making that up! Don't be a shit cunt, do it!

>>667636933
It's unprofessional as fuck. The cops administrating don't have a clue. You get a stupid plastic whistle and have to hold it in your mouth for fifteen minutes. Not that the cop will actually time it, he'll just sit around and wait until he thinks he's suffering more than you are, which is usually around the 20min mark. Some will make you hold your head between your knees which apparently ensures the whistle gets nice and full of saliva. The cop will then collect the test; he may or may not place it in a plastic sample bag, and he may or may not use gloves. Don't point out his bare hands could contaminate the sample or he'll make you do it again for being a smart ass.

Then you'll have to sit around for another indeterminate 15-20 minutes while the cop stares at the tester, apparently attempting to force a positive result through sheer willpower. The professional cops (i.e. not traffic cunts) running a bus will often be testing other people while you wait, and may be nice enough to have somewhere for you to sit. Traffic cunts will make you sit in the gutter, and will shout at you for even thinking about touching your phone.

If you have ever partaken in marijuana, by which I mean you are a human being living in Australia, it will show on their test, at which point they will treat you like a filthy junky. It is likely, but not definite, they will attempt to search your vehicle, under some pretence of suspecting possession of a controlled substance. Let me be clear here for a moment; protesting what an officer can do, while standing in front of them on the side of the road, is only EVER going to make things worse, and will probably end up with you in lockup. The cop will do whatever the fuck he likes, and it's up to you and a good lawyer to sort out what is and isn't lawful in a court of law.

Cont'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8lRySz6-GM

>>667638010
Yeah mate. I understand. Going to a mates, or even having mates over is so much better
>only need to spend $20-40 on drinks depending on what you get
>can play your own music
>can actually hear your friends talk and have conversations
>no cab fare
>can go to bed as soon as you want and not have to be out till 4AM

Feels good man.

>>667638160
You just gotta go to the right school
RMIT has some program with my school that gives us up to 10 extra atar because we are povos
That's legit how I got into a 85 atar course with a 73 atar

>>667635424
civil engineering at TAFE??
legit a joke
clearly your tafe only offers it as a money making ploy and you will be literally un-employable upon graduating

>>667638036
Stop going to the beat then you homo

>inb4 cunts new been to the down under bar

>T.T im this cunt i dont go to backpackers bars in the city where foreign sluts get sloshed and jugs of beer are $12

Go to the victory you fucking jizz stain or better yet continue to go to gilhooleys but get shots of bleach you fuckless cunt

>>667638242
Fuck! I rolled sleep on another thread, im in bed wish I could see this

> Kiamafag here

>>667638361
also you can get plastered and not have to worry about getting molested or in lockup

>>667635807
sup meng 3122 here

>>667631504
A few burnouts on me crf450 while drinking me 4x. Don't need no cunt to hold my beer

Is studying even worth it? I want to get somewhere in the music industry but I don't like the idea of almost having to drop having an income and spending all my savings on an expensive tafe/uni course.

How can I make money and make my way in life without having to waste 2-5 years on studying a fucking course? It seems like such a cliche way to live. Literally everyone I know is studying and you're seen as a dumb cunt if you're not doing outside of work.

>>667638297
Go on

>>667638389
Fucking bogus eastern states fucking cheating bull fucking shit letting fuckwits into uni and giving extra fucking atar points it's a god damn fucking scam I had to fucking study my ass off to get a decent fucking atar and I still only scraped my fucking ass into law at UWA

>>667638298
Holy fuck that was so gay

>>667636383
2500
Reprazent

>>667637850
hahah fucking retard atar
99+ masterrace

>>667638515
Yep, also:
>drinking games
>board games
>sports on tv
>movies/tv shows/movie marathons
>food at your disposal
It's 100x better and 100x cheaper. Why doesn't everyone do this?

or do the stat test and don't be retarded it's pretty easy

>>667633995
your like 15 gtfo

>>667638036
the only thing in the valley are whores traps fags and fuck wits
the fuck would you go there for?

Just organising my wardrobe and seeing what suit I have that looks official.
Gonna go print of some official looking paperwork at office works tomorrow then me and a buddy are gonna try and convince some coons that if they burn their house down the gov will give em a payout cos their coons

>>667638036
Couldn't be as bad as Toowoomba
>same cunts every fucking week

>>667638621
>>667638660
Hahahahah fucking nerds
I actually had a life throughout yr 12
Went parties and got fucked while all the smart cunts studied
Still got a decent atar and got into my double degree with the extra points
Why so salty kek

>>667638190
shit out Africa
you'll feel better

>>667638708
Have you seen how popular it is on Fridays and Saturdays? There's probably at least 50,000 people there and more in the city and west end.
>>667638434
It's still shit.

>>667637595
Kek/10

>>667638825
I know what you mean even though I live in metro. Go to any local pub and the same cunts are there every week. It's pretty sad and pathetic. Like do they do anything else in life?