Does /b/ hitchhike?
Have you ever fucked some who has picked you up or fucked someone you've picked up?
Also general tips
In europe they do. I got a ride from Milan to Venice on my OE. I got picked up by this older woman who ran a pretty fancy restaurant in Venice, she hooked me up with one of the waitresses and we dated until a couple months after I got back to NZ. Thing is which was crazy, Whenever I met Italians, Greeks, Macedonians or Kebabs, they treated me like a celebrity just from being from New Zealand.
One time I picked up this ugly chick once. She gave me a creepy feeling about her because she would just sit in the seat and say nothing for like 1 hr then I I tried to talk to her and she said something about killing george so I dropped her off at some exit.
With the exception of Australia and the US we're treated really well. Most people were excited to meet me and learn about NZ. (Some were keen to fuck me just from being a kiwi.) In Australia I got beer bottles thrown at my face because I was a kiwi and I was mugged on the Hollywood boulevard. Never had a problem in Europe, even the poverty ridden parts of Athens.
no, im not a poor fag, i have a nice truck and a motorcycle. i do pick up hitch hikers though, and nice enough to let them sit up front. i carry and im well trained, hitch hikers are fun and entertaining.
i hiked the appalachian trail on the AT. eventually at some point you HAVE to hitchhike unless you want to hike 15-20 miles into town after hiking just as much through the mountains.
i never had sex with anyone along the way, no would i have wanted to unless it was a sexy woman.
sometimes i did wonder what the motive was for people picking me up, though. so i was always a bit uneasy about hitching a ride and only did so if i were with someone or if i were totally desperate, or if i were offered in a safe setting.
but i did have to stick up my thumb more than a couple of times. you'd be surprised how many good people are willing to help, especially if you are an AT hiker.
>wake up nowhere middle of forest
>was at crazy party last night
>don't remember how I got here
>still have wallet and keys. Phone dead
>walk until I reach main road
>few cars passing by
>untidy car office folders all over in the back
>tell where I'm headed she covers nose
>apologize for bad breath
>gum? Yes thank you
>I'm anon anon I'm Jennifer Lawrence
>nice name. JLaw JLo huehuehue
Ff 2 hours
>she's so chill. Funny and witty. Would make a good actress me think
>we live not far from each other
>say goodbyes and decide to meet up sometime
3 months later
>we're dating now
>she wild in bed. Beast
>we love roleplay. Bodypaint latex etc
>we love each other ever more.
>thinking about marriage
Pic related. She loves to tease me while I'm at work
>be me, 19, college freshman
>forgot my lab notebook at home from weekend trip, report due Monday afternoon
>no car because freshman
>must hitchhike the 45 miles home then figure out how to get back
>get picked up immediately. score!
>long story short, he wants to blow me
>but not getting any. didn't know how to convince grils to sex yet
>closed my eyes and let him blow me
>didn't have to blow him back or kiss or anything which would have been deal breaker
>got ride all the way to my destination
>took greyhound back to school next day
>turned the lab report in on time
still not gay
>and I was mugged on the Hollywood boulevard
LOL that has nothing to do with were you're from, probably just that you were a tourist and they thought you were an easy target
I doubt most Americans even know that New Zealand exists, let alone care that you're from there
Yeah well it was one of my two only bad experiences overseas. And that's probably true, my relatives in Chicago only found out about NZ because my grandmother was doing genealogy and got me to meet them.
Amerifag here, all the people I know have a positive view of NZ, getting mugged on Hollywood Blvd is the same as getting mugged in Paris, it has nothing to do with your nationality, it's just because you're a tourist and an easy target to them.
>living in Kamloops
>handsome young guy
>kill 5 indian women over a 7 year period
>they're all hitch hikers
>move to New London in the Maritimes
>continue living comfortably
i have a good one anon
be 19 on my lunch break se a hot milf meth head blonde hitch hiking, make u turn
tells me im cute, shows me her boobs, i pull over she starts blowing my big fat dick
i recline my seat she squats on me, so tight. she says wait till i try her ass
get out bend her over my hood, bang her ass, cum on her tits, then we go to arby's for chicken sammies. i drop her off at the bus station. best sex ive ever had. this bitch was 48 with a body and tits of a goddess
I tried to pick up 2 girl hitch hikers outside of a high school once. When I stopped 2 black dudes jumped out from behind a bush and tried to get in my car but the doors were locked and I just drove off.
Im a pro hitch hiker. I can only say I have hitch hiked 3 times but had prolly near 100 cars past. Its a great way to travel no no one has fucked. Its usually just some old friend harmless whiteguy. Whether its as far as you can go or in my case once a 30 sec ride down a hill because that was my turn and not his and we parted ways never to see eachother again. Also always carry a knife, you know, just in case.
i'm a guy, hitch hiked once, two scary looking big grubby men picked me up in a huge truck, nicest guys ever, we listened to music the whole way and talked about history and art.
10/10 would potentially be murdered again
I was tried to hitch from Berlin to Amsterdam. I was stranded at a gas station for 24 hours. Then I got as far as Potsdam, where I took a bus for the rest of the way.
In my native Finland, me & my then-gf once hitch-hiked from Tampere to Jyväskylä (you can check it out on Google Maps). It took I think three ride-givers.
Yeah, I'll greentext. Forgive me if it's shit, I'm not from this board
>be 14 y/o me
>invited to halloween party
>host's house is a half our walk away
>arrive at 11pm
>no one brought booze
>walk back home to get booze from my place
>2 other girls decide to come with me b/c party is lame
>on our way back to party
>pop open some beers
>I'm walking about 5 meters ahead of them
>skirt keeps edging up
>too drunk to notice
>guys in cars honk and holler
>one car slams on breaks
>screeching halt right beside me
>door swings open
>starts getting out of car
>scream really fucking loud
>girls running towards me now
>more cars coming down the road
>creep gets back in and drives off
>drives down road again a few minutes later
>keeps driving up then turning around
We ended up going down some random road and hiding in a bush for 10 or so minutes. He was gone by then, turned out alright
>Driving across Texas
>Near Austin, I think, far outside of city limits
>See road sign
>"This is a prison area. Do NOT pick up hitchhikers."
>10 minutes later, see a big dude in raggy clothing walking down the side of the highway with his thumb out
>Moved the fuck on because I wasn't about to get stabbed or carjacked
I had a 1995 Chevy Silverado.
>11:30 p.m Anchorage, AK
>Driving down 5th Ave.
>Sees slightly drunk 5/10 woman
>Decent rack, nice ass, not so great in the face.
>She gets in
>"Thank you. Do you have anything to drink?"
>"I have this Sprite mixed with vanilla."
>She starts drinking it.
>Drop her off somewhere in Fairview
I'm not a very eventful person.
I once picked up an ageing homeless woman in my van. You could tell she was hot in her youth but her best years were certainly spent. Anyway she was telling me how she doesn't live on the streets but rather moves between shelters, samaritans sofas and the salvation army. She needed to get to Preston so I obliged. As we were driving I started feeling horny so asked what's in this for me. After a lot of persuasion she agreed to toss me off in the back of the van. I didn't have any rubbers so didn't want homeless head or sex but she did actually give me a really nice writsy. Didn't forget about my balls or anything, she knew how to make it pleasurable and had surprisingly soft hands. Worth it
Why? I mean sure, but it shouldn't be hard to believe I'm female.
flash us ya tits darl, or i'm afraid im going to have to ask you to rack off.
we fucking hate those New Zealand cunts over here in England. we won't treat those ugly, skipped-evolution monkey cunts like celebrity's. fuck those faggots. that goes for you Aussies too.
fuckin pussy. I can tell youre not an American. Know why you got mugged? cuz they could tell you were a foreign weirdo so you are an easy target. Americans fight back and are armed with at least a knife.
>Calling people fuckwits
Never had a bottle thrown without throwing one first, you just sound like a cunt. Obviously not Australian to even take a thrown bottle seriously
you do realise that 08 and 07 are the ways of being a cancerous newfag? and even from the way you act you sound like you just dropped in, or even back in 13 you fucking kuk
i have been here since 2003 and still can tell how shit /b/ has become, /l/ board got taken away and /pol/ went apeshit
nothing newfags would understand like you
>not a newfag
>treating this like a dating site
Something is not adding up here anon
totally legitimate oldfag reporting in you newfags
Apart from one time I was driving across the nullabor...
>About half way across Australia
>Middle of nowhere
>Cruising along at 140kph
>See old couple walking along the road, no water or anything
>Old couple wave
>Think fuck they're in trouble
>Brake hard as fuck, almost roll the car, spin around and speed back
>Roll down window, ask if they're ok etc
>They were just waving good morning
>u mad bro?
Just admit you thirsty and so overly assmad that this anon takes shoe on head over nudes,
>About half way across Australia
>Middle of nowhere
>no water or anything
they were probably decrepit and senile as fuck.
died that very day to dehydratation, lost somewhere in the kangoo shrubs.
>not being aware of the grey nomad trend
>genuinely believing those crypts were traveling alone
There was probably an enormous horde of them camped out behind the only rock in sight. Literally come across dens of them hundreds strong out there in the zone mate
What the patriarchy did you just just fucking say about me, you cis-male scum. I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of my gender studies class in community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous articles on why men should be killed off, and I have over 300 confirmed shut down Twitter accounts. I am trained in complaining and I’m the top contributor on the entire FemFreqForum. You are nothing to me but just another man. I will wipe your Twitter the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this mother Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with triggering me like that over the Internet? Think again, fuck face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sisters across the USA and your social media is being posted about on their blogs, bigoted swine. The posts that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your privacy. You’re fucking triggered, man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can report you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in feminist theory, but I have access to the entire archive of all the feminist blogs on Tumblr and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little fuckboy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your disgusting tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cis scum. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, man.
I did i t once and got picked up by this old hippy woman who told me all about her life and doing drugs on the road. she gave me some cookies and literally dropped me off at my door step. she was awesome.
They're great for storage!
Not to mention the convenience of doing home repairs.
I'm a "pro basement " kind of guy!
Basement tip #37: Put a pool table down there so relatives won't try to move in.
>calling you overly thirsty for putting pussy on a pedestal
>implying I only shittalk randoms on a keyboard
>implying I wouldn't REK your shit irl anyways, but am not enough of an assmad virgin to brag about how much I gym
kek, stay butthurt m8, we can all see that you new, mad, and small
Right? Or put car parts down there, use it as a unit overhaul station for engines and such, etc. basements are the shit for that, unless if finished basements... Not as big of a fan of finished basements
Yes. Lots of fun. Met great people. >>667605287
>Does /b/ hitchhike?
Not in years.
1) Picked up a Brit hitch hiking with a Union Jack on his back pack. I ended up getting him a programming job in San Francisco.
2) Picked up a girl running away for her boyfriend. Found out she was underage and was concerned about harboring a run away. I drove her to the next town, gave her $20 and let here there.
3) In the 80's four guys on the side of a road with a broken down car thumbing it to make a ride. Stopped, said they were going to a gig and they would get me into the show for free if I helped them. I did, they piled in with their gear. They made the gig. I saw the show. One of them later joined Metallica.
4) Two high school boys hitching. Picked them up. Both offered me weed. I turned it down. They were headed to Phoenix. One was Bill Gates.
>Have you ever fucked some who has picked you up or fucked someone you've picked up?
>Also general tips
The hot girl alone hitching is almost always a set up. Unless she is standing near an open field with nothing to hide around, there are always others waiting. If you stop, best situation it is her fat girlfriend to also get a ride. Worst is someone is laying in wait to shoot you and steal the car. Mexican girls are the worst to stop to pick up.
Ok. I'll let you think that I'm "small". That's cute. I'd rek you. You do only shit talk behind keyboards. Kek. I'm done feeding the troll known as you. Not even butthurt. I just hate stupid, and you're flowing with it!
So funny story about my town. We get a ton of travelers and nomads that come through, stay for a bit, then pack up and go to the next destination. They tend to hang out in an alley very close to my favourite place in town to hang out, which is a hookah bar. This alley is also where the hookah bar is at the end of. They used to train hop, coz about 400 feet from the hookah bar is a train track. But bnsf sped up the trains through town. So they don't jump trains as much. They have still told me plenty of cool stories.
>still being mad
>still certain he can REK anons who he has no idea who they are
You are so butthurt you may as well be at that stage of your male mestrual cycle. Come at me m8, next time you are in Africa and feel like taking some 7.62 home as a souvenir you can pay me a visit. Kekm8, now go back to trying to bully the other 13 year olds, real men can see right through your weak shit
Implying real men talk shit across oceans in an image board. Yawn. You're boring. Also implying I'm the butthurt one, considering this whole thing stemmed from you being butthurt first and saying autistic shit
There's literallyy no better way to spend your life :^)
Nice, I'd love to hear more or at least type out a half decent reply, but I'm nodding off. Goodnight anons. I think I'll stick to my other boards, don't really get good vibes from /b/.
>implying real men don't
>implying I was the one you started talking to
>implying you didn't autistic rage at that guy
>implying you are a real man while not liking shoes on head
>implying greentext in unnessasary
Newfag confirmed, pls terminate yourself from existence. I am never flying again if it's really you fixing anything that goes in the sky
Originalfag here who made this post
>mfw I wasn't even slightly butthurt
>mfw when you are the epitome of butthurt
>mfw when I have no face
That's the only reason 4chan exists.
That's the ONLY reason 4chan exists. You are just fucking lucky it hasn't turned into a "don't you wish you were gay here look at this cock" thread.
You looking for competency? Rational threads? Reasonable content? You're in the wrong. Fucking. Place.
This board birthed me. I am the spawn of /b/
>also, that shoe in head nigga clearly assmad
Travelled around Alberta and BC in Canada, was doing hitchiking to travel between town (Was living in Banff at this time, for work) was pretty useful and met nice people except for this guys.
> Thumbs up just outside of Calgary, aroung 1pm
> This guys stop, ask for Calgary
> He go to Vancouver, but he can drop be at Banff, cool.
> He stop at the liquor store before
> a bit weird but okay
> Start drinking beer while driving
> Wtf, okay, road is only 30 minutes, he'll not have time to get drunk, well, I hope
> He keep asking me if I can find him some acid
> Wtf dude, no, I dont know anyone in Alberta.
> Come near the rocky mountain, time is foggy
> He's trying to convince me to come with him in Vancouver
> His argument is that the fog is caused by the fact that the mountains are on fire
> Arrive near Banff
> Stop at McDonald, guy is hungry
> Ask a hippie in the parking if he have acid
> Ask the hippie if he want to go to Vancouver with him
> Guy look sad, still trying to convince me
> Wtf no, can I get out?
> Drop me in Banff downtown
> Guy leave, tell me that I'll burn with the mountain.
Most wtf story ever.
the small city i live in is divided in half by canadas largest highway. sometimes these furry looking people (fot tails, ears, etc) come off the highway walking about looking for money. where i live its quite rare to see, despite being by the highway
after a while i started recognizing one of them. chunkier girl. i was just getting off work one day when i saw her looking for money so i called out to her. she came over to my car and i gave her a 20. im not rich or anything. im broke actually. i asked her if she wanted to get in the car with me and talk.i offered to buy her a burger. i had one too. i wanted to hear her story. she told me how things had gone wrong for her and that she was trying to get to another city that wasnt terribly far from me. i told her i could buy her a bus ticket, but that i really wanted a blowjob. after a while i pulled into a parking lot and she obliged. it wasnt too bad. i think i probably should have had a condom or something but i didnt really care. afterwards i took her to a greyhound and got her her ticket and saw her off. the 20, the meal, and the ticket ended up costing about 100 bucks total. i still think about her sometimes
I pick up hitchhikers between cities, it's a work car, and everything is paid for, so I don't care, better than driving 8 hours by myself, I let them drive so I can relax... strangers are nicer than your friends
>interacting with the furry scum
You are as bad as them m8, stop enabling them and making them feel a part of society. If they want to be animals they had better get used to being hunted
Drunk right now, so expect typos and shit.
>be me, 19 yo anon
>driving home from dealers house ~30 min drive
>high on oxy. need cigarettes and caffeine to REALLY ramp up my high
>Stop at Sheetz to get (is sheetz national, or just east coast?
>Drunk grill, mid twenties, crying in parking lot.
>ignore, walk in, get camels and 2 red bulls.
>walk out, light smoke
>crying grill asks to bum smoke
>feel bad, give her one, ask what's wrong
>long ass story about how her bf made out with some other grill at the bar so she walked 3 miles to the gas station because her phone was dead and isn't from the area
>let her use my phone, but there's no answer
>she asks for a ride
>get sketched out
>"you can pat me down! I wont stab you!"
>not gonna miss out on an opportunity to rub up on an 8/10 older woman
>no weapons, nervously slightly touch boob
>she giggles and says "you like that anon?"
>awkward laugh and apologize
>ask where she's going
>it's about 15 minutes passed where I'm going, tell her I will take her that far.
>She reluctantly agrees
Will continue if thread isn't kill.
>10 minutes into drive, she notices me nodding, asks if I'm OK or drunk
>Tell her I just bought oxy (idiot move)
>She tells me she's never done it, what's it like?
>Tell her about it, she seems interested
>She asks if she can have one
>Say nah they're expensive
>She gets annoyed, but drops it.
>Get about 5 minutes from where I turn off the main road
>pull over to let her out
>She starts crying again
>Feel like it's bullshit to get me to take her home.
>I'm 19 and a decent kid still at this point
>offer to take her home
>she pulls me close and kisses me.
>We make out and she starts rubbing my cock over my pants
>Reach my hand into the top of her dress and rubbing her tits
>she pulls my cock out and jerks me off
>rub her pussy a bit
>She starts blowing me.
>She stops and asks about the oxy again
>I tell her I'll split one with her
>Crush it up in the altoids tin they're in, and snort 2/3rds of it
>she snorts the other 1/3rd
>tell her to lay back while it kicks in, and rub her pussy
>she pulls out a condom and puts it on me.
>I slide my seat back
>She rides my dick
>I tell her I probably won't cum because of the oxy
>after 10 minutes she gets frustrated I didn't cum, and takes the condom off and rides me bare
>sex was good, but wasn't sure I would cum in that position
>crawl into the back seat with her
>fuck her doggy
>she on her face/shoulders and reaching back, one hand rubbing her clit, and the other rubbing my balls.
>I cum inside her and she freaks the fuck out!
>I take her home, and she ask for my phone number but I give her fake in case she tries to say I got her pregnant
>never hear from her again
>never picked up another hitch hiker
>10 years later, I still wonder if I pumped a baby into her.