YOU! YES YOU RIGHT THERE. THIS THING WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE

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>>667540292

That thing is too flimsy to cut the fucking sweater the nigger robbing you is wearing, assuming he gives you the 30 seconds it takes to fold it into a proper blade. If you're gonna carry a knife for self defense (retarded) get an emerson, or even kershaw emerson if you're a poorfag and don't have a big allowance, as those open faster than literally anything other than a fixed blade.

>>667540292
>about to get killed
>hold on let me get out my wallet
>now let me unfold this tiny knife that would only kill someone if it hit their jugular

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Cool bit useless to me.

>>667540589
>>667540660
Could be used as a emergency survival knife. The blade looks good enough to be used to cut trough animal skin.

>>667540936
What gives you the idea it could cut anything? The blade steel is fucking cheap ass 420 stainless that hasn't even been properly heat treated. You'd be better off with the average serrated butter knife in a survival situation.

>>667541262
Have you actually used one? Would they really sell shit ones for $70 each?

>>667541262
Alright I'll take some of it back, everydaycommentary who's a pretty trusted reviewer said it wasn't TERRIBLE, just a little bit silly and will be outperformed by most other 20 dollar pocket knives, but at least the design is unique. I get a bit jaded because I collect knives in the $100-$300 Range, so cheap things like this are easy to mock and look over.
http://www.everydaycommentary.com/2012/01/iain-sinclair-cardsharp-2-review.html

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>>667540589
Uh the inventor of one handed opening knives is benchmade.

My favorite 510..

Next is a butterfly also owned by benchmade but it requires some skill.

>>667541665
What's a unique/useful blade (unique not retarted) that you would suggest?

>>667541648
Oh lord it's $70? I re-take it back, you should never get a knife in 420 Stainless steal, I can reccomend about 4 knives off the top of my head that are VASTLY superior in the $70 range. It's passable as a $20-40 knife but if you are really curious you can get a shitton more bang for your buck with like a Spyderco Delica, a Cold Steel Lawman, a Benchmade mini griptillion or pretty much any Kershaw.

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OH SHIT I HAD THIS

FUCK IT SO HARD

I FORGOT TO TAKE IT OUT OF MY FUCKING WALLET WHEN I TRAVELED BY PLANE

THAT FUCKING KNIFE IS A CURSE. IT LOOKS COOL BUT TRUST ME IT'S GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER SO FUCKING HARD.

YES I'M MAD.

>>667542035
What happened?

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>>667542035
KEK!

>>667541648
>>667542026

You can get these knives on ali express dot com for like $4. You got ripped off OP

>>667540436
Toot toot. All aboard the mouth fedora train.

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>>667540292
ayyyy
have 5 more too

>>667540436
Vaping is actually alot healthier then ciggies

>>667542157
Airport security catched me. They detected it somehow. When i realized what i had in my wallet i took it out and he was baffled. They went back and discussed my case. Nothing happened tho, they saw it was not on purpose and i guess they could understand how you would forget such a thing in your wallet. It could've ended way worse and that's when i realized carrying a (forgettable) knife everywhere you go is fucking retarded.

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Cell phone signal jammer.expensive as shit but funny as hell if you're into following people around WalMart while they're on the phone and shutting down their conversations.

>>667542035
Greentext nao

>>667542518
i bought chinese imitation ones for 75cents a piece

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>>667541842
Well I personally carry a Ver Steeg Imp which is unique in the fact that it's a pocket sized fixed blade, but they are custom made and the maker isn't producing them anymore (Used to be $90, recently had to pay him $160 for a new one but it was worth it because I like the design so much) Depending on your state, you may be able to get a lightning OTF for like $30 on sale which is a fun little switchblade to play with, a Kershaw Emerson which opens as you pull it out of your pocket, making it much faster than any benchmade, balison, or even auto knife, or you could get something like a CRKT folding Razel on amazon for like $40 which has a unique blade shape that I got a lot of utility out of when I was in high school doing a lot of engineering classes.

Attached is a pic of my Imp, and a review can be found here: http://www.everydaycommentary.com/2015/02/ver-steeg-blades-imp-review.html

(Everydaycommentary is my personal favorite knife reviewer, look to him if you're ever curious about a blade. Also check out Bladereviews.)

>>667542783
tbh mine are fake too but i got 10 for $2 on ebay

>>667540292
Had one.

Got taken by airport security cause I forgot I had it in my fucking wallet.

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>>667542518
Why the fuck do you have 5 fag?!

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>>667542844
reminds me of etlines knives, pic related

airport security confiscated mine :(

>>667542844
Thats actually pretty cool anon. Still the pussiest knife ive ever seen. But cool.

>>667541787
Spends +$100 on a knife. Beta shit

>>667540292
I got one of those into my countries high court multiple times. Only realized afterwards though. Had it in my wallet and the dipshits search you your bag and everything else but you put your phone and wallet in a bucket and they just carry it past the scanning machine

>>667542844
Please shut up, you talk out ur ass thinking you know shit

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>>667542980
correction; i have 10

>>667543142
Bummer it looks like they use a cheap acid burn for their damascus instead of using high quality steel. They seem like a pretty standard chinese made knife company trying to pretend they are customs by using hot buzzwords and materials that seem super high end but are actually either cheap or shitty imitations.

>>667543439
may i ask why though? ^^

>>667540292
got one of them, i use it to cut open mail and i used it to cut a mango once. it's alright but not really worth the price imo

>>667543485
what if i lose 9

>>667543439
where do you get themem?

>>667543462
u fukin retard thats not damascus it clerly says its buffalo horn

>>667543587
Case in point

>>667543587
Ur pretty special then

>>667540436
"cool"

>>667543462
it's actually real damascus, but admittedly not good quality damascus. and they're a finnish company. real buffalo horn too. it only costed me $45 so i think it was decent.

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>>667543587

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>>667543439

>>667543689
point in case

get it

>>667543375
It was a gift.

But they were damn fine knives.

16 years old. Still EDC.

>>667542739
I'd like to buy one some day...

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>>667543587

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>>667542770
Fine.
>Travel to somewhere for some shit, fuck you none of your bussiness
>Get to the airport
>Check in as usual, nothing strange.
>Go trough the security screening
>Put all my shit into the Xray trays or whatever you want to call them
>Gets scanned as usual
>Security guy goes "That's weird"
>Takes my hand baggage apart and searches trough it
>Occasionally manually detects it or something
>At this point i am wondering what is going on
>Security guy searches trough all my shit, can't find anything
>Suddenly realize it
>I bought the fucking knife OP raves about
>I folded it open once and then shoved it into my wallet
>Shiver trough spine as i realize i'm standing in the security checkpoint with a fucking knife during politically tense times
>Consider myself to be fucked, hard.
>Spare their time by going "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, i forgot about something"
>Guy steps back as i take the knife out of my wallet
>Flop it on the desk
>Security officer is baffled and tries to fold it open
>Everybody else in line stares at me
Like seriously the staring was intense
>I go like "B-but i forgot about it"
>Officer goes "Yes that's what some guy yesterday said with a handgun in his hand baggage"
>They discuss my case out of hearing range
>Come back and confiscate it, tell me that even owning such a knife would be a 330€ fine
>Let me go on my plane like usual.
And that's why you never take knives to the airport.

>>667543587
kek

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>>667543299
Well that's why I like it, I work with a lot of kids and parents and got tired of pulling out a knife that made everyone think I was about to go on a killing spree. I pull that little guy out and I get all the utility of having a knife on me but instead of overreactions, people are like "Neat, how cute"
Knives for me are a tool with which you cut things, not some sort of badass weapon meant for getting into knife fights on the street with. What's neat about the imp is that it's so sturdy that I've even used it to baton so it makes a shockingly decent survival knife for how little space it takes up.

>>667543438
What about that post made you so buttblastedly mad? Are you the retard with the benchmade trying to act like it's a faster deployment method or something from earlier?
>>667541787
because you are objectively wrong if you are. The benchmade you need to pull out of your pocket, then swing open. Any Emerson designed knife opens AS you pull it out of your pocket, making it a significantly faster deployment method. If you are mad about something else, please tell me so I can educate you on why you're wrong.

>>667543439
can i have one? you should give me one of those. please. do it.

>>667542660
You know whats even healthier? Just breathing regular air.

>>667544107
fuck that

>>667540292
I shit you not, my wife bought me that for Xmas.

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Things i want but don't need... exepct when sandniggers come into my home

>>667540436
/thread

>>667543986
MODS MODS MODS

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This.

>>667544585
the knife is 16 years old you fuckwit

>>667540292
I was given one of these by a friend. I swear for one of the flimsiest pieces of shit I've ever seen, it's pretty goddamned sharp. I usually use it for mail and to cut off fraying cloth lol

>>667543986
mods

>>667544266
And not listening to your shit

>>667544203
You'll never educate ME on any topic.
That knife remains the number one choice of military and LEOs. While it does not open as it leaves your pocket? It opens with a vary natural wrist flicking motion. The one the Emersons often snag on the pocket and cut the owner. A knife should open when you want it to not just because you pull it from its concealment. Not even Switchblades or NATO push buttons are considered faster than that bench made.

Carry what you wish, but don't act like an arrogant dick about it.

>>667544840
JAILBAIL KNIFE! MODS MODS MODS

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Judge me.

>>667544840
Ban the knife

>>667543439
>>667544241
I am not joking. Can I please have one?

http://www.wickedlasers.com/arctic

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If you're going to carry a knife, carry a useful knife.

Pic related is my edc, useful with style

>>667545131
bruh you can get them for $2 on ebay

>>667545131
You can order them from Ebay/Alibaba/Taobao for like 50 cents a piece.

>>667545083
>a vape
>2 knives
where do you see your self in the future

>>667544489
americancinemacloset.jpg

>>667544107
Had this happen to me loads of times with
> Flick knife
> Pocket knife
> retractable blade
> Toe nail clippers, not the scissors, the dull ones that you clip open a press down, the said the built in nail file came to a point and therefore, deadly!

They just get confiscated and stolen by airport staff, the nail clippers where $30.

None of this bothers be, because the one time I went through security with a hand gun, set off the metal detector, got patted down, and then they didn't see they let me carry on,, this was post 911.

Airport security is the biggest BS ever, they slow down passengers for ages over BS they seldom stop, they confiscate tons of crap you would never use to take over a plane
> Seen a 9000 year old granny have her dull as a spoon knitting needle taken off, something you could jab into your eye and still be fine.
Yet the minimum wage immigrant that cleans the toilets or works in the outside team will put a bomb or a gun on the plane for $10,000. This is, capitalism fear and uselessness to get more money.

>>667545006
If you cut yourself opening an emerson you are a retarded child and should not be playing with knives. (see, the average military member)
Additionally it's comically easy to pull an emerson out of your pocket without opening it and then use the spyderhole or thumbdisk to easily flick it open.

>>667545154
This is cool and uselessish. Perfect for star gazing

>>667542035
I also ended up taking it on a plane, accidentally. Never found by security.

>>667545555
Quads says don't use a knife if you're retarded.

>>667545322
Taobao is love taobao is life

>>667545512
While i do agree with you (Especially the social economic parts) the point i was trying to make is how dangerous it could be to have a creditcard knife with you at all times in your wallet. You never remember that you even have it until you're in a situation where you can't have one.

>>667545286
But is so obvious. Not very easy to smuggle in to a club or something

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>>667540292
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?! A CREDIT CARD KNIFE FOR ANTS?!?!?!

>>667546129
I bet you know it from its gothic lolita outfits fag.

>>667540292
those things suck

>>667546161
Put it in your pocket and it disappears. What are they going to do, pat you down?

>>667546355
Kek'd I buy all my fake shit there

>>667546544
yes

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>>667543439

>>667546556
How the hell do you read all the moon characters

>>667546247
i dont know if i should laugh or cry at the terrible photoshop

>>667546556
>Has purchases other then gothic lolita outfits
HAH NORMALFAG

>>667540292
Where I live it's perfectly legal to own and carry any bladed instrument without a permit. Wanna walk around with a katana or clouds 9ft monstrosity? Go for it.

>>667546628
What shitty clubs do you go to were they pat you down and don't allow simple pocket knives?

>>667543439
230T, good choice sir

>>667546686
Use google chrome and then google translate

>>667546681
just build some speakers yourself.

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>>667540292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXfVUmC3xs
welcome faggot.

a girlfriend

>Cool things you don't need
ITT: you "need" a better knife than that one *gives example*

Lrn 2 read faggots

>>667546780
thanks anon

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>>667540292
Carry a stiletto you faggot.

>>667541262
Have you been eating the crayons again tyrone?
You can sharpen any piece of metal to cut through something, it's just that better steel holds it's edge for longer.
Also it's a small blade but it's better than your fucking car key isn't it (top tip, you're less likely to rob someone who's trying to slash your eyes out, muggers go for easy quiet targets unless they're as autistic as you)

>>667547505
you mean a fedoraknife? I'll pass, thanks

>>667547505
But anon I'm not 14 anymore

>>667545083
this reminds me of that image of some 8 yo fat kid who spread out 3 dollars on a table and took a selfie flashing gang signs

>>667547542
No it isn't better than your car key if it takes you 30 seconds to assemble, your robber isn't going to sit there and wait you retard.

>>667547728
>this reminds me of that image of some 8 yo fat kid who spread out 3 dollars on a table and took a selfie flashing gang signs
Why do i never read these kinds of sentences outside of 4chan.

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>>667547505

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If your EDC is more than this you're a fucking faggot who thinks they're cool because they "have a pocket knife wooooh!!!!!"

>shut up fag that's a boxcutter!!!

You can use each place twice (both sides of it) and buy 100 blades for $10

Retards

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>>667540436
the hardest thing about vapeing is telling your parents your gay

>>667548004
*each blade

>>667544489
So many guns but such a shitty TV.

>>667548047
Haha I saw that meme joke on Facebook too!
>>667548004
Looks bulky as shit and even more retarded to carry with you unless you are a carpenter or plumber, and let's not kid ourselves, you're unemployed.

>>667540292

Anyone have this at home? Is it sturdy enough to be used to cut rope or something?

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>>667543587

>>667545286
fucking awesome . This is true art

>>667547915
why bother with caps?
why bother with punctuation - especially if your going to fuckin use it wrong

MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DONT GO OUTSIDE

>>667548320
it's junk

>>667548252
>i have no idea what a utility knife is because i've never had a real job

different Companies are making these knives you fucking retard it's not one fucking design

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rate

>>667541787

Any knives like these that have spring loaded opening?

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>>667547912
Completely situation dependent but it's a fair point. Most mugging situations can be avoided with common sense and situational awareness. The same goes for taking the time to get one of these out.

>>667548576
Gay shopping mall tier shit

>>667548452
Or it's because i am not a native English speaker?

>>667542518
go home Vat19

>>667548674
This

>>667545424
Game designer because I have good ideas.

>>667542739
i need to bring these into cinemas and dates.

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>>667540292
Get a real knife.

>>667544946
Mad cause you're wrong and vape and smoke cigs scum of he earth

>>667548576
Acer is shit bro

>>667548654
Benchmade CLA

>>667548796
Lmao

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>>667548576
3/10
mine is better

>>667548995
>better
>butterfly

>>667548558
Yeah and all of them are far too clunky to pocket carry. I have a job that requires me to wear a suit, I can't carry around a 3/4 of an inch thick craftsman utility blade in silk dress pants. There's a world outside of your blue collar trailer trash lifestyle bro.

>>667548654
Benchmade Barrage is spring assist, used to have the 580-1 with m390 steel, it was pretty nice but springs even on higher end knives are prone to breaking, and the manual action is smooth enough that a spring is kinda overkill.
>>667548995
Oh god how did you find a worse knife than the dude you're responding to.
>>667548796
>Get a real knife
>Posts 10 dollar chinese made mall ninja piece of shit

>>667548917

only bought it beacuse it was cheap and im broke as fuck

>>667549121
>i can't look online for a utility knife

Post your EDC i want to see what your faggot ass carries in your suit that isn't "clunky"

>>667548576
It looks like what a merman's penis would probably look like.

>>667540436
I have one of these. Fuck all the haters, this is 100x easier to use to quit smoking than anything else.

for the record i own like 5 of the knifes that op is refering to, but the chinese version they were dirt cheap and useless... but my question any1 got any recommendations for a non spring loaded EDC folding knife of decent quality and price, cant use spring loaded coz customs in my country would seize it and charge me....

>>667549474
What the fuck are you talking about I can't look online for a utility knife? I used to work retail, I've seen dozens including the supposedly smallest and most convenient folding utility knives, the Gerber EAB or whatever, and even that is far bulkier than anything I carry like the Spyderco Dragonfly

>>667550167
I have a griptilian. Small, light, and simple.

>>667546247
Even the fucking nigger ants carry knifes now!

>>667545083
>no shirt.
What a faggot.

>>667550469
cool.... il check it out..seems to exist in diffrent types and colors....

>>667550167
Spyderco Delica is probably the best bang for your buck if you want mid-size though to be totally honest, I own a Dragonfly in ZDP-189 and have never had to sharpen it, and haven't found an everyday use task yet that it couldn't overcome. I wouldn't recommend the Dragonfly for survival, but for the box opening use that most pocket knives see, it can't be beat. You can also get the endura and delica with emerson wave openers that are awesome as hell.

>>667541648
They're $20
Check em on vat19

>>667550805
Yep so many options for the grips you can get them in pretty much whatever blade type, steel/material, and color you want.

>>667540292
I have one of those, pretty sharp little suckers.

>>667550139
Most people make fun of them because of the ones who only do it just to blow phat clouds.
Not the ones using it to stop smoking.

>>667540292
I have one, it's 100% trash.

Try harder, OP.

>>667545509
>>667548123
It's the meetingroom of Heckler & Koch, german firearms manufacturer.

>>667550805
I will warn you that for the 80 dollar range most grips come in, the handle material feels kinda cheap and plasticy. The blade is good and it's fun to flip back and forth, but be wary of the handle.

>>667551159
Yeah until you use it. The crap steel they use doesn't hold an edge for shit

>>667551292
You dumbasses are thinking about shanking some nigger with it.
> save your life one day
Not save you from some nigger in a street fight.

>>667540292
I FUCKING HAVE ONE OF THESE

>>667541787
A butterfly knife is NOT for self defense, unless you're trained with a knife, carrying a buttefly knife seems like a good way to get murdered before you can even open your knife.

>>667550817
kool il check em out too... what is wave openers?

>>667551412
alrite any suggestions?

>>667550139
So how is the whole 'quit vaping' thing going?

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>>667551884
See that hook? If you pull the knife out at an angle, it catches on your jeans pocket and pulls the blade open in a smooth motion so if you need your blade in a hurry, it's immediately open. It also works great as a bottle opener
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK6lOTz1Ebs

>>667552333
holy shit thats nice if it works.... not that il prolly be doing fast speed dueling with other knife wielding fiends....

why would someone need to carry around a knife?

have any of you ever actually stabbed someone?

>>667552649
I've been stabbed

give me a minute, I'll post the knives I have.

>>667552586
of course you will anon
this is zelda after all

>>667552586
Yeah I have carried knives for a decade and never used one in self defense, but it's still fun to feel badass flicking a knife out of your pocket even if it's just to open an amazon box.

>>667552649
Funny how often people at work ask me that, then regularly come and ask to borrow my knife every time they get a package or need help with a ziptie or something. I use it for food prep, opening things, it's one of mankinds oldest tools, not exclusively a weapon.

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>>667548995
That's not a knife.

This is a knife.

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>>667552738
Now I know it is from a while ago. I posted it in that thread and didn't want to re-pile the knives.

>>667552649
Why do you think a knife is for stabbing? It's a tool

>>667542739

where I'm from these things are illegal as fuck and you can get into a lot of trouble. Also pretty easy to locate since the cellphone towers log that shit.

>>667553010

A tool for stabbing

>>667552779
lol never played Zelda.... didnt go for the pointy ears...

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>>667552978
Found a pic of most of them laid out.

>>667553227
Maybe for you

>>667552835
yeah i carry knifes on the principle like a condom. Its better to have 1 and not need it, then Need 1 and not have 1.

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>>667543439

>knives are for stabbing

Most people use knives to cut thing actually. stabbing is more of a spears/shanks job

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Fuckin pussies

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>>667543587

>>667553487
Nice slingshot , PFC faggot

>>667553487
Alpha as fuck

>>667551609
I thought butterfly knives were made so tweakers would lose fingers and stop stealing so many car stereos.

>>667544107

I once had a boxcutter blade in my wallet which I had forgotten about and brought on 3 different flights before I noticed. Nobody said anything.

>>667553846
Michael?

>>667552865
Not a knife, that's a kukri. Yes I'm edgy as hell

I have one, can't do shit. Takes about 15 seconds to unfold and lock, and the blade might as well be made from an alluminum can. Can't carve for shit.

>>667550139
It's original purpose was a stop smoking aid, and there's no shame in theat. The "mouth fedora" comes from people who never smoked, thinking they look cool vaping. They hopped ona bandwagon they didn't understand, not considering vaping looks fucking gay, not cool. Smoking a cig looks cool as fuck, you aren;t gonna replicate that by sucking on a battery with a tube on it.

I love it how a "cool stuff that you don't really need" thread immediately derailed into a pocket knife thread.

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Des real knives

>>667554023
Edgy? That's what they're called. Thats like saying calling a super think stabbing sword a saber is edgy.
Things have names, and knives of that design are call kukri's

>>667548047
>your

>>667544107
I'm actually old enough to remember going through airport security, setting off the metal detector, showing them my pocket knife, and then getting waved through as I put my knife back in my pocket.

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I have an area 51 alien light. I don't need it but I need it. I've had it since I was about 12, it stays with me.

>>667548004

You sound like an angry young man

>>667545512
30$ nail clippers? You fucking faggot.

>>667555182
So you have had it less then a year huh.

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Hercules Series 532 nm 700 mw Green Portable Laser from Laserglow Technologies. Only $2800 but Muricans cant own it. LOL

>>667545060
Lost. Top zoz

>>667555555
ckeck'd

>>667555678
the smith and wesson hrtm, chinese version or " real version"

>>667555555
Lol nice sexts

>>667555555
Check. Ed.

>>667555555
sexts confirm, anon is a mad faggot.

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>>667556054
hey

>>667556055
What makes you think we can't own it? For less than 1,000 bucks I can have enough firepower to make history tomorrow. Why wouldn't I be allowed a lazer?

>>667543439
a-a-adam?

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>>667555555
>fukkin check'd

>>667552168
About me and not the other anon, I can say that I've fully stopped to smoke old analogic cuts exactly after the first charge. If you really want to stop don't buy an ego, go directly to the battery boxes. Now I smoke in safety (I make my liquids too) no cancerous particles, no bad smells no nicotine. Only the pleasant side of smoking, and you can change the flavor every time you want.
Atm I'm with a self made blend based to ginseng, honey and cherry. Tomorrow I'll use pear and sambuca. Monday who know

penetrate OP

>>667556716
What faggot?

>>667552168
No,I'm Seth

>>667556146
Idk, probably China version

>>667553487

>Don't be dennis the menace in south central while you're drinking your juice in the hood.

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>>667540436
Pretty good TBH

>>667557835
got 1 too... same shit really heard both versions made in china... prolly same factory but they make the cheapers ones at nite off the books and sell em on ebay....

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>>667548995
pop bought this when he was 19 and i think he was in boot before they put him in nuclear power school when he got it. i carry it for mail opening and other boring shit.

20+ years old, pitted and kinda shitty. Keep it for sentimental reasons.

>>667558392
holy shit a earnest to god good old fashioned red neck on /b...

>>667558552
/k/ is my people more than /b/tards.. but yeah... the one fuckey part of my redneck life is i aint much for god fearin'.

'preciate the "compliment" though

>>667558747
u aint got 4 first names like billy-joe-jim-bob....

>>667556654
Because of "Munitions"Laws that our wise leaders in the USA have enacted mmany things produced in the USA can not be exported and some things produced in other countries can not be imported.
In this case Laserglow of Canada can not import. How ever they are quite often available on auction sites as used but unopened items for slightly more than the $600 CDN asked by the mfg.

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>>667556654

because of new laws that came in to effect not long ago

>>667559110
Heh nope. even more boring: Dan. like 5000 fuckin dan's on this planet who are redneck. i swear my old hometown i grew up in had 8 of us in the same class before i moved.

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>>667543587

>>667559153
do you need a hobby kiddo? fuckin shit offer something entertaining rather than just spit out cerebral garbage like that.

>>667552865
nigga's so gay not even his knife is straight

>>667540436
I was about to get one of these kanger subox mini starter kits but went with a mech mod instead

>>667559404
haha dang it then.... u would have stood out if u got 4 first names then.... remember that when u name ur kids...

>>667559525
heheheh...
nice.

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>>667540660
>that would only kill someone if it hit their jugular
There's more than one place you can bleed out from.
Cuts and puncture wounds can also give you openings for punches, kicks, and grappling.

Also, multiple small cuts and punctures add up.

>>667542739
Is the federal pound me in the ass prison that comes with using that cool too?

>>667542686
>>667542035
It's your own damn fault.
Don't blame it on the knife.

>>667559609
another "redneck contradiction": i don't want no dayum kids. my woman doesn't want em either .i like my motorcycle, truck, guns, and whatnot. fuck sellin that shit to feed a parasite.

>>667559807
haha...how will u pass the redneck tradition on... it might die out unless yall procreate...

>>667542739
Just build one

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>>667543587

>>667559628
This. Anyone who says "their jugular" is a retard. What you want to go for is the carotid artery. The femoral artery in the thigh is also a very bad place to be cut. But like this fag says you can bleed out from a lot of places.

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>>667556654
Because of federal bureaucratic overreach.

>>667560058
>cool with fags
>cool with weed
>atheist
>loves da boomsticks
>don't fuckin touch my truck or motorcycle
>Trusts no politician: repub/demo/third party


its not much of a tradition man. i'm kindof an outlier.

my goal is to corrupt my friends children. I'm the guy they call when the boyfriend brings their daughter back an hour late. So i'm pretty certain I can leave a scar or two on some other human's psyche.

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I once saw an infomercial for a set of 20 knives. I wish I took some kind of screenshot or something but who the fuck is going to need 20 knives. What kind of industrial kitchen are you running where you need to cut 20 different things with 20 different knives?

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Grandpa gave me this one

It's my edc, rate me fags

>>667560531
an american atheist in the south... u must be hated...

>>667560799
its got rust on the blade and its not sharpened... shape da fuck up man...

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>>667559211
Lel. There are no new laws.
We can own up to 2500mw Lasers.
Pic related. Is mine.
(Artic Laser in Green. 2000mw)

>>667560966
i work in a refinery... everything rusts so damned fast here =[

>>667540292
The blade is decent. But the plastic is pretty flimsy. It will wear out after repeated use

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>>667554986
Good god, double edgy. Like a freshly sharpened rapier.

>>667560806
nope. worse: michibilly.

you don't get hated for being atheist. you get hated for being a mouthy atheist.

>shut your fuckin piehole,
>let god fearin folks go to church
>sleep in on sunday.
>for fucks sake, my woman is christian,

Religion, or lack thereof aint gotta run your lifestyle man. Ya'll can live a decent life and not freak out every time someone says god bless, but if that fucker says praise allah, deck 'em and run. ... you probably lucked out that the bomb aint gone off quite yet.

>>667561322
dude im swedish.... we got plenty of aloha snackbars here.... and we gettin even more every god damn day....

>>667559628
>add up
>people have hit points

>>667543485
coz merika

>>667540700
I'm glad your picture has "dirt bike" on the plastics. I would have never guessed otherwise.

>>667561518
so are we. we have a city here that is pretty much chaldean(middle eastern catholics), jew, and muslim. The fuckers changed some city signage and dropped the "welcoming" title because they don't want muslim refugees showin up in their $500-4 mil USD neighborhoods. Seriously that shit made local news.

Fuck the refugees though. go fix your shithole country. if all you decent fuckers stayed and fought/died for it you might make a difference. instead they run from the fuckin problem. and we are expected to just make room for them.

Fuck em, go fix your own stove before you invite yourself over to cook dinner on mine.

>>667561765
redneck speakin: this guy gets it.
>why?
>'Murica.

>>667552333
finally a good knife in here.
spyderco ain't just show, they have some of the most useful knives

>>667562075
What part of Alabamastan are you from?

>>667542739
DealExtreme used to sell these. I bought one my freshman year in HS and sold it to a guy who was just graduating. Never used it myself, don't know why he wanted it, not going to bother now

What a great thread

>>667562665
michigan : see michibilly>>667561322

alabama a shit. too much shithole for me. i like the lakes we've up here, fishin is a thing lady and i like to do.

>>667540700
I want.looks like a 450

I got this 14.00$ can't take real photo because 4chan font size

>>667561972
lol yall aint got what we got... we took in 163000 last year... and we only got a population of 9 mill... this year gonna be the same.... whole country gone nuts ... peace loving commie hippies in charge and we cant do fuck about it...

>>667543439
God damn it now i want one
Off to amazon

>>667543587
Please be serious
I want to believe

>>667563404
its simple really
>we kill the nogunz hippies.
but seriously.. you wanna make a change? get into politics and do something about it. when the corporate interests attempt to buy you tell em to get fucked. but they you're a politician by then.. so no trusting you.

>>667560799
nigga what brand is that?

>>667552978
>dat $1 walmart knife
It used to be my daily carry

>>667560105
Cuz I know how to do that
Wait let me guess its so easy but your not gonna tell anyone.

>>667563727
haha ... no we got guns... but politics.... doesnt help got 8 parties in sweden...7 of them want more refugees... and u join the 8th ur branded a nazi and ur friends and job disappears...

>>667560799
classic as fuck 8/10 would own

>>667564062
welp to be a hypocrit, time to move. when the majority in power are voting it in, then you gotta move where there's voting goin in the direction you agree with.

but if people get all SHTF fuckin stick it out and do something about it.

>>667563732
no idea. literally the only markings on it say HD769

It's brass and ivory and the blade is stainless steel.

I'd love help figuring out it's origin

>>667563732
redneck here: protip go to a guns/knives store: cabelas/basspro, maybe gander mountain if you are in the U.S.

>protip don't be a wigger/nigger and say nigga to the guys working there.

Check out knife cases for the pocket knives sometimes you cand find really nice handles on those pocket knives.

>pro level:

fuck the stores go to the local gunshow/swap meets and pay a local who makes 'em your cash.