Oral hook up thread, post ASL

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>>667500523
25 male 804 RVA here. Anyone in the area?
pic is cock

Bi male 23.

231 or 616

24/m

206

M/19/301
Will eat out most femanons, will receive oral from anyone, will only suck femenime/trap dick.

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>>667500523
>>667500601
>>667500799
This thread is gay :(

13/f/cali I like pokemon and long walks along the beach

>>667500523
F/24/cali

Want someone to eat my pussy and keep quiet about it. My husband is deployed.

613 Ottawa m18

>>667502558
bullshit, there are no women here

25 m toronto

>>667502267
evening officer

>>667502558
You make me fucking sick you depraved cunt.

>>667500523
21/m/ny

come smoke weed and suck dick

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m
26
512
7 inches, cut, shaved

21/m/514 canada

>>667502558
M/29/Cali (San Francisco). I don't eat pussy but I fuck like a champ.

M / 22 / 910

28/m/southeast michigan

>>667502558
Timestamp .Tits. Or fuck off.

F/19/Long Beach Cali

>>667500523
f 22 florida

>>667503342
What area? I make trips there frequently

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M / 30 / Netherlands.
< Rocking this
But, no homo.

>>667503259
Shame, I suck dick like a whore, but only if you go down on me
Not gonna let you fuck me

>>667503434
Timestamp with boobs.

How do you not know how this works.

Frankfurt Germany M 22

>>667500523
virgin cock 714 area, females only

19 f virginia, hampton roads area. Navy BF out at sea will have NSA fun

27 m 847

>>667503351
>>667503664
You don't seem to know how it works. They aren't attentionwhoring, newfag

>>667503738
You near 304?

>>667502781
Kek'd

femanon 714 hmu

>>667503738
so close yet so far. I am in Richmond. kik is dredgod

>>667503550
If you draw a box from Lansing to port Huron to toledo to Jackson, that's where. But I live in Ann arbor

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412 Pittsburgh chics

>>667504035
is one of those girls you?

19 M 702

>>667503607
your loss

>>667503780
No.

They need to prove it.

Newfags calling newfags newfags... /b/

>>667504133
lurk moar, reverse image search moar
I'm not even the poster and I can tell you no shes not

>>667504133
Being this new to the internet.
No sherlock. He/she is not.

25/m ohio looking for femanons

30 male memphis. My gf doesnt do blowjobs. Need a good slopy one

>>667500523
19/m/athens, greece

only born women and only under 75 kg bodyweight please

>>667503607
I'll go down on you m 20 long beach

>>667504302
Do you go down on her?

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20/m nyc haven't cum in a little over 3 weeks

>>667504302
same boat as you, make me miss the ex. She gave great BJs. Femanons, keep you man out of these threads by being a champ cock sucker. Why cheat when she can make you happy?

>>667504208
>implying I'm missing out on anything
can't fake being alpha, sweetie
I've already got a FWB, but thought you could get a chance too
guess it's your loss instead

>>667503533
Orlando?>

>>667504575
if you fly out to the east cost Ill eat you out

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>>667504575

>>667502558
20 m long beach

>>667503994
Info ?

19/m/412 Pitt

>>667503561
waar?

>>667504479
No but not for trying. She just inst orally inclined at all. She isnt great in bed...

>>667502558
Wait just a fucking second what city are you in

Germany. Will go down on girl and eat her ass. She just has to suck me off and let me finish on her face.

20 f Pitt . Looking for more than bj tho

>>667505115
Sounds like something a little messed up might have happened to her before.

have you tried flavoured condoms or chocolate sauce?

>>667505268
Kik?

>>667505104
In 't Gooi.

>>667505268
28/m/pitt kik me at v4ven

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>>667505442
>>667505442
underage

>>667502558

Jessica?? ??

You fucking slut, we're done

28/m/gay

Scandinavian guy living in Amsterdam, Netherlands, looking to give head to a younger guy (prefer 20 or under). I don't expect anything in return unless you want to, so I don't care if you're gay/straight/curious etc. Can host at my place.

kik: RainbowCobra

>>667500523
Last thread it ended up being a whore some anon paid for me. Thanks whoever that was

254 Texas, tstc waco

>>667500523
19/m/210
Any girls wanna have some fun?

>>667505597
.....

What my last name?

>>667505645
you met a hooker in one of these threads? Or did the anon just find you one?

>>667505588

I'm mature for my age

>>667505663
NO BUT ILL PEE ON YOUR FACE IF YOU WANT

OR IF YOU DONT WANT

WHATS YOUR ADDRESS?

>>667505659
Forgot age. 18/m

>>667505663
DONT KEEP ME WAITING YOU SLUT WHATS YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS

>>667505872
you're also banned

>>667505756
damn you cheating bitch you just got wreckedd

hope this ruins your life!

>>667500523
907 Anchorage
20/M
no uggos

>>667505663
im sorry Baby i didnt mean that.

lets just calm down .

Could i please have your address

20/F/951
>dont talk to me if your not at least 6ft tall
>dont talk to me if your over 200 pounds
>dont talk to me if you are a ginger
>niggers, spics, jews need not apply
>must have car and job
>k thx <3

>>667505796
It was supposed to be a female anon that wanted to meet me, but when I got there it was a hooker that said a random dude paid her to come there. Not sure if legit or she was just covering her tracks, either way it was cool.

>>667505442

GTFO kid.

>>667505663
IM TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU YOU LITTLE SHITNUGGET

GIVE ME THE ADDRESS SO I CAN PEE ON YOU

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>>667504859
Check the pic, we can start there

PA 215, 21m here looking to give or receive m or f

>>667505974

Still waiting for my ban

>>667505979
nah im just fuckin around I have no idea whats going on.

>>667506032
that's a lot of requests without even posting a picture of yourself. probably an ugly chub

>>667505954
>>667506017
>>667505888

Even if you are a girl, I didn't come here to get pissed on.
Nice trips though.

>>667505268
Hit me up kik: isacollegestudent

>>667500523

Winnipeg MB Canada
Male
21
Whatever

16/m/760

>>667500601
Fan?

>>667506267
yup

>>667505663
I CAN PEE IN A BLOW UP POOL AND THROW YOU IN IT LIKE I DUCKIE

WHO DOESNT WANT TO BE A DUCKIE

CHO CHO CHOOOOOO

THE PEE TRAINS HERE !!!

>>667502558
32/m/ca I prefer to eat pussy to fucking, always make my wife cum, SF bay area.

>>667506155
It'll come you middle school faggot. Go play call of duty or whatever you dumb little kids do these days, get off of this site.

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>>667506032
mfw meet all requirements except 6ft

>5'11" masterrace

32today male swe

15, netherlands, male

26/M/619

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22/F/951

>>667506032
Fuck that, choose me instead! I have my OWN CAR.
Seriously, women, huh?

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>>667506261

20/m/ NY, Longisland. im gay, willing to suck, and get fucked. Nothing in return.

>>667504792
I'm in Mercida

>>667506391
stad?

>>667506343

Hey man I'm actually in HS. I'm just trying to get a good dick suckin like everyone else here.

>>667506185
knock knock

>>667505173
Mercida

>>667506319
Will you suck me off?
Are you a girl?

Anyone in 254? near tstc waco?

20
M
914
Well endowed
Straight

>>667506267
>>667506318
asl?

>>667506516
Du först. Och ge asl

>>667506549
Sir I must warn you before I open the door, I have a gun.
What do you want?

>>667506333
I'm Mercida. I'm not driving all the way to San Fran

>>667506176
fat beta manlet detected, did I strike a nerve? :)

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23 male, 305 dtf too

>>667506671
21/f/fan

>>667506711
its a knock knock joke

you have to say whos there.

>>667506819
kik is dredgod

>>667506837
>>667506549

Whatever.
Who's there????

>>667506779
no, I actually meet your requirements, I just hate stuck-up whores.

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>>667500523
Finding a femanon in 239 is harder than trying to find my penis in all my fat.

>>667505442

F/18/360 city?

>>667506773
Understandable, it's pretty far for some oral action.

>>667504133
just say yes and make him happy

>>667506968
If you hate her so much, fuck her.
Then make fun of her for going through with it.

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Any 412 Pittsburgh girls?? Point park edition???

18 F 250 or 778
still virgin

>>667503704
Sachsenhausen here. Want to meet?

27/f/Orlando

I need a hookup, not a boyfriend. Post face pic with time stamp and I'll post a pic of myself if I like you.

>>667506494
209?

21/m/Texas

I suck dick and lick pussy

>>667507080

Yes. 360 kik?

M 29 south 801

25 m 312

>>667507115
Thanks anyway, anon

>>667507172
Lolololol point cuck university.

>>667506914
ITS MY PISS

WHATS YOUR FUCKING ADDRESS

>>667507349
254, 18m.

27/m/610 straight

>>667507249
Why are you losing it to these faggots?
Besides, YikYak is the better place to do this.

>>667507249
BCfag here. You're an old dude aren't you

26/M/540, Fredericksburg.
Only interested in women but will grab a friendly beer with anybody.0

>>667507280
Cool . Gender and Age?

>>667507435
Answer my questions, and maybe.
Also, you sound crazy, so timestamp.

>>667503707
>>667503928
You two should fuck

>>667507524
Can cunfirm

812 m 34 pee on me

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>>667502558
>get married at 24
>husband is in military
>much stable job
>such hero
>life is easy
>rake in money
>do nothing at home
>Begin to get sad cause so bored
>feel like you deserve to be happy
>go fuck someone else
>get mad when husband divorces you
>feel entitled to his shit
>try to take all of it
>move in with man you whored out to
>he cheats on you
>noooooowhyme.gif
>men are pure evil
>join feminism cause the world needs it
>start hanging out on tumblr and gaining weight to "fight the image"
>riding your power scooter down street
>see another fellow "strong and healthy" woman
>attempt to salute
>arm gets tired from moving
>Begin to breath heavy
>oh no
>yfw you triggered your own heart attack
>but how could this be when you're so healthy?
>die at the age of 32

You see, these problems tend to work themselves out.

24/M/Central-ish Dublin. Free house this evening!

>>667507524
That is true.. Thanks man

>>667507525
where in BC?

>>667500523
28/m/317 Anyone around?

>>667507607
Somebody keeps writing you saying they want to piss on you and throw you in a pool of piss so you can be a duckie... and your answer is still maybe.

Damn

19/M/505

>>667507560
M, seit gestern 25, 169cm, 57kg, 17cm

>>667502558
BAITO ~DES

>>667507607
NO TIMESTAMP

JUST PISS

DELICIOUS GOLDEN RAIN FOR US BOTH

ALL I NEED IS YOUR ADDRESS AND THEN I CAN GET IN THE PISSWAGEN

>>667507780
I can handle myself if it's a chick, I just need some proof.

>>667507390

Meet me at the cap

>>667503267
where at in the 910? Fayetteville or Spring Lake? Bi or nah?

>>667507750
lol, Massive beta cuck

>>667500523
male 14
western part of berlin

>>667507887
Good day sir

>>667507953
kik? il travel my ass over there through europe
Male 16 here, white, 18 cm dick

>>667507750
You seem upset anon, perhaps you should engage in sexual activity to relieve that stress.

>>667507773
Chilliwack, you?

>>667506819
contact?

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>>667502130
>feminine dick

>>667507962
ITS A GOOD DAY TO GET PISSED ON !!!!!

COME AND BE MY DUCKIE !

>>667507750
>be you
>19 y/o angry virgin Manlet
>have wal mart laptop
>go on the 4chains
>see hookup thread
>can't get anything
>get self righteous
Was the bait tasty faggot?

>>667507921

Sure. What time were you thinkin?

>>667502558
You in san diego?

>>667508036
You're over 25

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>>667507750
Had to be said, I found it poetic.

>>667502130
Faggot

>>667507932
You don't know what beta and cuck means I suppose.
(Im another anon)

>>667507953
Jo hast du kik oder so?

>>667507822
hmmmm

darf Ich mal ein Bild von dir sehen?

>>667508250
No i am not friend

Any RSA Cape Town? 18 bi guy
Will eat out any femanons or hookup ups. Easy for anything

>>667508104
Nanaimo

>>667508190
>Be you.
>Put energy in bullshit replies.

>>667507962
don't be a bitch. You came to this site for some action and here some anon is throwing themselves at you.
You need to embrace life and meet up with this anon, and get pissed on.
Its the entire reason everyone is in this thread, to meet people. Someone really likes you now fucking meet up with them you little bitch.

>>667508320
Alter

Der hat ja ganz klar geschrieben dass er 13 ist

wosch los mit dir

bi male 25 619

>>667508183
Only a fool would miss out on this angel

>>667508227
Merced

>>667503928
im 714 guy

>>667505756
riggity riggity rekt bitch

>>667508430
.......

Would you be intersted in some piss?

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>>667507932
>>667508045
>>667508190
I'm quite content with how many times I have sex but I'm a little shocked at the reactions.
Do you guys honestly not care that this femanon is going to fuck another guy while he's deployed?
I thought /b/ gave a little more shit than this but I guess I might be wrong

>>667508330
Ja klar

>>667508430
kek

>>667508576
lol i don't give a fuck about any american person

48/m/617 straight married generous

Are there any Dutch women on /b/ at all?
Not even asking due to thread subject. Just wondering,

>>667506032
I bet 100$ this is one ugly bitch. Or prove me wrong with timestamp?

>>667504343
24/m/athens, greece

let's just ditch the bitches and go for a beer bro, then we'll find an eager 30 y.o to tag team!

Anybody in 858 area will give/ receive to m or f.
23/m/ 858

>>667503533
23 m in 941 what's good.

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>>667508818
Ohhh, and it comes with an extra free screensaver!
Fuck off anon. Noone takes virus bait on fucking 4chan. You need to find better targets.

>>667508871
Nein

>>667507750
all these monkeys getting mad at this guy because they're dissed for depending on sex as purpose in their shitty, meaningless lives

910/m/25 bicurious or woman. fit, good looking.

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55/m/239

>>667508391
So we meet halfway? 24/m

>>667507449
936 not exactly close

22 m 480. Liquor and weed

>>667508576
I was hoping to eat her pussy but she's a few hours from me.

I don't give a fuck about knuckledraggers that joined the military.

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>Are there any Dutch women on /b/ at all?
>Not even asking due to thread subject. Just wondering,
Zijn er hier überhaupt Nederlandse meiden/vrouwen actief?
Ik ben niet op zoek naar een 'dinnetje, ik ben gewoon nieuwsgierig.
Tot nu toe zie ik alleen maar 15 jarige jochies op /b/

>>667508871
Dutch women are fucking everywhere on social networks, never on things like 4chan.

>>667508576
Thank you anon. I didn't realize a bunch of guys who look at furry porn would be so judge mental.

>>667500523
25/m/978

>>667503434
>>667503928

I'm in OC add me on Kik: Chewymilk

>>667508576
calm down hes probably over there getting some sweet Boy pussy too.

Everyone wins.

>>667508574
I wouldn't be ungrateful. Fulfill your duty son

>>667506819
so did you get cold feet? Lets grab some beers and waste the weekend

>>667509252
nigga it's a tiny ass country where just about everyone is tall and beautiful and doesn't have anything else to do than work out and eat healthy

why would they need this shit?

>>667504035
interested in some netflix and chill?

>>667502558
When he finds out hopefully he will kill you both

>>667509030
Wait the screensaver isn't real?

>>667509300
Yeah, that's just so sad, I just want to make some friends with fucked up girls.
I already have a fiancé (asian tier) but could do with some extra messed up women in my life.

>>667507080
Anywhere near Everett?

>>667504954
30, southside, m

Ill suck you your dick if you suck mine...

26/m bi
210

>>667507306
Proof?

>>667509527
Kik: isacollegestudent

>>667509504
Well, I'm here.. but perhaps that is because I don't work out in the gym. (At home is much more conveniant), Would that be the source of this? :]

>>667509608
You can try and run it if you like.

>>667503434
M/lb here kik?

>>667506547
What an edgy cuck
>I'm mature for my age
Says every kid ever

>>667509542
He hasn't found out yet ;)

>>667503928
M/LB kik?

>>667503738
Hey kik Icutty16

>>667509718
Not really into that.

Anyone in pa

24/M/London Any femanons about?

30/white/male/901 memphis. Want a little give and get

>>667509483
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY DUCKIE

WHATS YOUR ADDRESSß

M/21/951

Straight

Looking to get domed up

26 m cali (559)

>>667508661

??

>>667509818
yea but you're a dude on 4chan, that obviously puts you outside of the category I mentioned; at most you're tall by default

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>>667500601
Umm...

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>>667500523
Come on man, we all know what you're really looking for.

Cali/bay area
Looking for someone to go down on me and/or my gf

>>667510798
yeah?

22. Male. Houston area.

>>667510604
203 8th av, 10011

Come and get me you secreting faggot

>>667510706
That's true.
My fiancé is a messed up girl too, but she can't speak proper Dutch yet, so she doesn't get Dutch jokes and shit. That's why I want some Dutch girl that's a tiny bit messed up by our culture and hopefully /b/ aswell.

Goddamnit.
I'm not tall also (5.9), double-lose.

>>667510562
Kingsbridge 31/F

28/m
530

Phoenix, AZ
M
27
Fem and transfer only

562 m/26

21 m boston area/ southern nh

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>>667511105
>203 8th av, 10011
THANKS !

TIME TO MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAVING FOR

PEE TIME
PEE TIME
PEE TIME

>>667511169
Knightsbridge? Greenwich here

>>667511272
Damnit, I'm in flagstaff

>>667502781
Kek

>>667506032
>must be over 6ft
>under 200lbs
Bitch you're dumb as fuck, what are you looking for a lanky faggot?

>>667503533
727 here

>>667511482
Don't let me down you Danish fuck

469 m/31

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>>667511105
WHEN ARE YOU FREE

YOU CAN BE MY DUCKIE

>>667511548
I can't host

>>667503434
What part?