new caturday bread
starting with the new prophet
moar of this fat lil shit
I posted the only one I had in the last thread
This is clearly the best kitty. One of his beans heals all your wounds and stills your hunger for 10 days.
that's not me in the pic
I never understood the point of these stupid threads. Cats are for fucking women and sissyboys. Get a real pet.
Gentlemen, I present to you the High Lord Commander, master of all cats
The children are waking up it seems.
Yaaaasss, mind posting a close up at a 45 degree angle?
About as annoying as trap threads
>theyre assholes,in a cute way
>they have more personality variations
>not shit,piss,slob,and bark
>no need to take out for a walk just let them out and they'll come back anytime everytime
pretender to the throne
>all praise longcat
big guns, big man?
kriminy isnt there a kontainment board for you?
No I just cant stand fucking cats. How do you even bring females to your house when you have a feminine pet?
mfw "kid" is smarter than this butthurt nigger
Billede er ikke relateret.
Har i nogle danske nudes?
yeah, cause girls hate cats
Cats are smart? Thats the stupidest fucking thing I've heard all day. By the way, all organisms urinate and shit, deal with it.
>implying dogs aren't smart
Oh yeah, and none of those are logical reasons to have something as a pet. Dogs have been long time companions to humans due to their uses such as hunting capabilities.
> weight bench and .357
ya but do you even lift ???
Pitbulls are good if you like stupid redneck girls and niggerettes I guess
I was watching this gif and listening to this. It matches pretty well.
Ty, could you please post one taking completely parallel to the floor like this one?
And please don't get your feet in the picture.
I think you bought it just to talk about it...like your itty bitty gun, I mean .357
>dogs r smart herez a vid of dog doing tricks
thats loyalty out of idiocy and repetitive training with punishment and reward
>every animal shits/urinates
no they don't,not in my fucking livingroom
fucking kek,tell me about how you go hunting with your doggo anon
>implying any of these kids get laid.
I feel you bro. I never owned a pit, but I have a 145lb American bulldog. Only queers, pussies, and females own cats.
Without your respect anon I might not be able to carry on. Please change your mind
A feminine pet? You must be really low on confidence that you need "manly" things to show the fact that you're a man.Are you short?Do you have a small dick?Because it seems to me that you're lacking something that would make others treat you as a man.So you want ... accessories that enforce that idea.
pitbulls are like guns. for guys who feel a need to make up for a lack of manhood. (tiny dicks is what I'm sayin)
inadequate fag is inadequate. i bet his jacked up truck as fake nuts too.
cats understood gravity enough that they could go up.
whats your dog do when he sees the squirrel in the tree?
stands at the bottom and uses power of BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.
Maggie, aka "Poopsplat"
She cuddles with me every morning, then proceeds to annoy the fuck out of me.
Kind of sucks that the state was all like "you can't own a bobkitty, so either you give him away to some shitty park where he can sit in a cage, or we kill him". It's not even an exotic fucking pet in Murica. So you can't have one running around in your house, but you CAN get a hunting permit and shoot them by the dozen.
Fucking government. Always annoying, always retarded.
Cats are kept small because it's safer for us and more manageable. Where large cats realize they are the ones in charge and will act accordingly. Where the bigger dogs get the more brittle they become. Also lb for lb cats are more adapted to be hunters. Where dogs are adapted to be scavengers and pick the leftovers of the cats meal. Too bad hyenas are more related to a mongoose than they are to dogs.
>trying to live to anothers standard
Are you fucking stupid? I just like pitbulls because that's what I like. I have NEVER liked cats since I was a fucking baby. I would pull their tails and chase them around the house at 2 years old. If younask most MEN in reality and not on this site they will tell you the same thing. People who own cats are either really old, gay, or female. Or just pussy ass cockboys like yourself. I don't own a dog to boost my own ego I just like them. And if you like cats and your not older than 60 and your not female then hey.. i have some news for ya
My dog comes hunting with me and is trained to defend me if I were to get mugged while walking him or if a home invasion were to occur. What the fuck is your cat going to do to a burglar?
Nooo, I hate cat owners who let their cat outside.
>but, it's a "cat"
Yeah its your "pet" cat that you should keep indoors like you would any other pet you own.
I try my best, already sell out a few things. But, if I don't feed them who will?
Could you now tell me how much weight i need to give your opinion, cause right now it aint shit.
Fuck you anon
Don't you know house cats being outside is the #1 cause of anthropogenic biodiversity?
You are destroying our earth by helping these vermin continue their existence, house cats kill billions of small animals every year. I do my part and kill any cat I see outside, be it feral or someone's pet, I'm not trying to be edgy it's not like I enjoy it in the slightest, I have cats myself out I can't ethically let a cat outside live.
what country are you in? are there any local cat rescue organizations near you? A lot of places will catch stray cats and spay or neuter them and then release them again. that way they can't make any more.
I bet you let your dog fuck the girl for you.
I've had 6 indoor/outdoor cats. Can't even count the number of mice, rats, chipmunks, moles, flying squirrels, baby rabbits, birds and even snakes they've killed. Also fuck you.
Exercise and for getting to safety. If a pussy ass dog gets into a fight with a bigger dog, it just gets killed. A cat, on the other hand, can climb a tree or a fucking house if it wants and it's away from danger.
Don't be supprised when your outdoor cats don't come back, because someone who cares about the impact they have on this earth kills them.
Fuck people like you for making me kill kitties.
Hey /b/ my cat died on Thursday, was old as fuck but still sad. Here is Peach (daughter named her)
Actually no, like I've stated, I've trained my dog and he knows exactly where to strike on several different animals. You think I would let my dog be able to be killed by some stinky nigger's dog? Kek. Like Mark Twain said, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
If you don't own a cat and own a dog. You are pathetic and crave the most simple form of the thing we call "affection" from your animal. Cats basically make you work for the stuff we call "affection". Also if you don't own either then your are poor and should leave.
Lions aren't housecats you inbred. Nobody would keep a fucking lion as a pet, they're far too dangerous and haven't even been able to be trained but by a select group of people.
My cat likes to on my shoulder, next to my stupid fatty face.
Continue to ridicule me, what you don't know is that I really am an elite hacker.
I'm tracing your up right now, say goodbye to your cats, I'll be sure to leave them all in one piece.
We've done it since we lived along animals. We are hunters and scavengers will follow hunters, over time that becomes a bond or domestication. So not owning or wanting to have pets shows autism. Duh.
Does your elite hackering abilities give you the power to kill cats overseas?
So you just use the dog as a tool? Because you can't call out or track your own game, both types of hogs(wild and fat bitches) cuz you suck at getting attention with your own skills?
Hahahahahah, what the fuck are you talking about you dumb fuck?
No, I also keep my dog as a day to day companion.
>man' best friend
And I also have my .357 on my when hunting. My dog is just able to track down smells and hold a hog in one spot better than me.
Really? You do know that cats were domesticated by the FUCKING PHAROAHS right? Are you more manly than the pet of a literal God to his people? Of course not. You're a faggot, who didn't get enough attention as a child and now has to come be "edgy" on 4chan. lel kill yourself
Although I have never tried it, I'm sure I can gain access to military drones, but alas I will use my network of international hit men to get the job done.
>ted, my cat, wakes me up in the middle of the night to be fed
>let him be fed
>ted, my cat, wakes me up in the middle of the night to be fed
>kill him and eat him cause irony
>ted, my cat, dont do shit cause
>I got no cat
Dogs have teeth and incredibly strong jaws. Hogs have extremely short hair and weigh hundreds of pounds. Human hands would be worthless in this scenario to hold something like a hog. So no, you basically just proved how autistic you and your worthless cat are.
Uhh, ever heard of putting potatoes or some other hog bait under a tree and using a rope while you're up in a tree? Or you to weak? Do you really need to hold a pig still for someone to kill it with a gun?
your a fukcing retard. you probabkly have a 1 inch penis which is why you own a dog to make you feel more like a man. You are so insecure about your sexual identity that you use objects to make yourself seem mre manly. yiu are probably a closet homosexual who uses your dog to convince yourself you are straigjt when you are nothing but a FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE INSIDE YOU QUEER.
No, it's easier to just round em up and drop the box out front of a humane society (Also most people don't chip their cats so your just take their colar off if they got it)Cuz it's their job to deal with them and they aren't. So at least they will be spayed and neutered and won't pass more if they do end up back outside.