WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??? >Ex girlfriend (together 2 years,

>>667270233
Haha naw dude naw.

>>667270233
You seen proof?

I know how to get proof. Tell her to pay you all her money. What's it going to go to anyway? Tell her if she wants it, you want some Gs.

dont do it. fuck dat bitch...like, not literally.

Don't let a fucking vagina control you man, be strong, who cares if she is dying

>>667270322
Dubs are alright but

>>667270444
trips don't lie bitch

>>667270233
>I have a girlfriend I love
>Should I cheat on her?

If you need to ask, you're a retard.

>>667270444
She's going for her first chemo today. She's not lying

>>667270449
>>667270494
but imagine if you were dying and all you wanted was some pussy, but you couldn't?

lol wtf anon FUCK NO u dont want her to transmit her cancer over to u

>>667270233
Ask yourself one question. Is your ex hot?

>>667270233
What if she just got aids or herp and wants to give you something life long because she hates you? Or finds it funny?

Also, if she's lying, think about how fucked she is to make up some shit like that.

>>667270646
and who broke up with who?

>>667270233
why dont you just tell your gf.

Tell your gf, if it's ok with her then do it.

>>667270646
yea she is hot and I broke up with her

>>667270626
don't think it works like that

>>667270665
don't think so

>>667270698
>>667270729
told my gf about it but not about the sex bit...

tell her you upgraded and that her pussy is obsolete and scsi

>>667270626
kek

>fuck ex gf
>current gf finds out
>current gf breaks up with you
>ex gf dies
Now you have no gf op

>>667270233
1) Tell gf
2) ???
3) 3-way
4) profit

>>667270608
Well for one, are you going to literally see the tubes of stuff hooked into her body as she gets irradiated? If not I don't buy it. Girls play head games, this is known. She probably heard you were really happy and wants to wreck it. Your current girl isn't going to understand, she'll think you're crazy for doing it. Your ex knows this. YOU know this. Even if she isn't lying, it's weird. Why couldn't she go literally anywhere else? If she is going to die soon she could abandon all hang ups, walk up to any guy on the street and ask about his dick and if he's down to fuck, and get it. Why drag your happy relationship into it?

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>>667270233
Do it. Dont forget to wrap it. If she says no tell her its happening. If she still wont let you with a rubber leave. Never trust a woman

>>667270608
sye is a girl she can find anothet hung guy if it's only about sex

>>667270889
Fuck her right in the pussaay !

>>667270854
moar like:

>fuck ex, get an std
>current finds out bc ex recorded it or tells her
>current breaks up with him
>ex laughs her ass off at her fake ass story working on him

>>667270233
What if it goes into remission? She is going to run straight to your girlfriend and tell her your jizz cured her of cancer.

>>667270964
This. Sounds to me like a story to get fucked. Usually a girl only wants to do this with an ex (one that is taken no less) when she wants a baby or to give him an std just for funsies.

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>>667271052
Best reply.

I dunno OP, sounds like you made up your mind and didn't want to hear anons tell you it's stupid to do it..

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>>667271137
starting to make me worry now.... i haven't seen complete proof to be honest. I don't know if she'd be THAT fucked though

>>667270233
Don't do it op, if you think your current gf might be the one, it isn't even worth considering. You're not a sex object,tell her you're not that kind of guy and if she keeps pressuring you, wish her luck with chemo and say bye

I actually had a very similar situation

>Ex girlfriends hits me up after 2 years
>She has Melanoma
>Wants to fuck and possibly get back together
>Already have 10/10 gf and don't want it.

Did NOT bang

>>667270233
No no no. Just no. She came only because of cancer. Let her die and go on. She'd not do the same thing for you.

>>667270626
fucking kek

>>667271290
She keeps buying me things though. She got me a birthday present the other day and she keeps asking to meet up with me... I don't know what to do

>>667271340
That really is surprisingly similar

Dude...it's her dying wish...you gotta do it

>>667271137
Well I will only say I was related to a woman that tried to pull some bullshit like this on someone. There was no cancer. But she said another medical thing. What I can tell you is buddy was a bro and I got her on tape admitting guilt.

I wouldn't do it personally but you should tell your current girlfriend. Explain it like "so you wanna hear something crazy?"
You never know she might be ok with it and if she isn't well you're with a girl you love anyway right?

>>667271261
All I'm saying is bitches are crazy. If you can't find absolute proof she's sick to this extent, I'd walk away. Who knows what her motivations would actually be, if she were lying. Probably not good. But if you think you are with the one, I wouldn't waste that on this shit.

If you lose your ex over this, she will tell her friends and family "he did it bc she said she had brain cancer" and they'll all freak out even more and be like "that's weird and he just wanted an excuse", some dummies would even take it far enough to say "he took advantage of a dying girl, he's a creep!". You know how retarded shit can get with people. Way out of context and all that.

join her, transfer her cancer to you so you two can die together like romeo and juliet and you can life together in eternity

>>667270233
Had an aunt that faked that cancer shit even went so far as to shave her head and said it was cause chemo. Even went to appointments at a clinic.
Prolly a trap set up by your current gf to see if you'll cheat. Either way dont. Fap.

Don't do it, why would you want to risk contracting brain cancer from her? Not worth it

>>667271528
That sounds like such a ridiculous stretch of what could happen

>>667271490
This is literally my only hang up

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>>667270568
>if you need to ask you don't love her
fixed

>>667271340
Again, this sounds exactly like some kind of scam. Maybe steal from the guy after? Maybe unlock the door to his place so your friends run in and steal shit while you fuck? Maybe to get a kid? Maybe bc the puss is poison? Who knows what these bitches think.

It sounds like a typical excuse to fuck with a guy, like from those message boards we've all seen caps of where the women are all talking about how to scam child support from a divorce, even when happily married.

>>667271718
>if you need to ask you don't love her
Confirmed

If your current girl said the same thing to you about her ex would you let her fuck him?
If you said anything other than a resounding "NO" then you have your answer

>>667271513
Good on you. Women mock men all the time for womanizing or fighting too much, but they are manipulators and greedy snakes. Everyone has their own strength and weakness. I'm not saying all women are like this by any means, but the bad ones most def have a scam or two packed away. Internet helps them learn it to a tee.

>>667271528
>>667271594
You're right. Bitches are fucking crazy.. I'm not going to do anything unless there's proof

>>667270233
DON"T! There is no way you can walk out of this winning.

>>667270233
The girl is not really dying, she made that up to destroy your relationship.

Are you oblivious to the obvious?
Your ex is pregnant, and the dad took off. Now she needs a baby daddy. That's you if you plow her.

>>667271718
/thread

>>667270233
If you have a girlfriend now, don't cheat on her just to fuck your ex. Dying or not... My advice? Don't do it.

>>667271659
Yeah, it is. Probably only said it because something like it happened to me. Also my friend had a girl say this shit, but it wasn't cancer, something else. Then she robbed him while he was in the shower. On top of that she claimed she'd tell if he didn't pay more, so he said fuck off, and the bitch went to his friends and girl and told all. And they actually turned on him and said he took advantage of what he thought was a dying girl, never mind she was a liar and thief.

>>667271945
MIND = FUCKING BLOWN

>>667271454
Offer to return the gifts, no means no, don't let her guilt you into it. Whether or not she actually has cancer, I'd she's using it to put pressure on you she doesn't deserve it anyway

>>667271454

if you're not lying about all this, then...

1. STOP ACCEPTING SHIT FROM HER YOU FUCKING MORON.. IT DOESNT LOOK GOOD

2. DONT FUCK HER IF YOU HAVE A GF YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT

3. SHE'S AN EX FOR A FUCKING REASON.. SO, SO WHAT IF YOU'RE THE BEST SHE'S EVER HAD

4. SHAKE YOU'RE DICK AT HER AND SAY "NO MORE FOR YOU"

5. LAUGH AT HER CANCER AND WATCH HER DIE

>>667271659
Just one possible look at how things can get blown up. Lots of shit outcomes for a bit of snatch. And the first part of the post rang very true, at least to me.

>>667271945
/thread

>>667271945
/thread

so a walking disease wants you to fuck her.
>nope.exe

Be smart and go for the three way dipshit, and if your gf doesnt want to help grant a dying wish then shes a bitch

>>667272184
/thread

>>667271869
All I'd ask is for you to stop and consider her being crazy. She's already in your life if she's buying you shit, your girl is probably already watching you both like a hawk. If your ex came out with a story or even picture proof you'd be fucked.

If you don't care about the friendship with the ex but still kinda wonder if your girl is down, tell her "holy shit my ex just said this craziness to me" and see how she reacts. Though she'll probably just fuck with you to see how YOU react. So it's probably best left unsaid. Your ex sounds like a manipulator, because even you telling your girl what was said by your ex would make her mad and suspect you.

Not doing it seems like the only real option if you care about that current gf

OP tell youre girl you not asking for permition just letting her know whats going on and tell her whats up because you dont want to keep secrets

Thanks a lot /b/ros. I knew you would make me see sense. I'm underestimating how crazy bitches are and you've brought me back to sanity. Thanks a lot everyone

I'm not going to fuck her

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>>667270665
THIS /thread

>>667270233
tell ex that she can't flim flam the zim zam. Solved.

>>667270233
>Do I cheat on her to fulfill my dying ex's wish?
of course not. That would be stupid.

>>667271854
Yup. Like fuck you gotta help family. But some shit isnt worth it (not immediate family). Ruining a guys life. . . Fuck that. I can say feminism saved that guy because be4 I had heard of it I would be on her side. After that it was like I could see for the first time

Hey bro, the answer to your problem is a NO BRAINER

>>667272123
sup maddox (also i agree

>>667270626
kek

>>667272123
At #4 kek

>>667272294
DYING GIRL THREE WAY! Theres no better option

Lurk some quiet shit, near the bushes, bringing blunt instrument.

When she pass, go to out and beat her on the head as much as possible. If you did everything correctly, should be unconsciousness. Drag into the bushes and do what comes natural.

If she asks you again for sex, tell her that she will have to pay at this time.

>>667270233
are you seriously asking us this questions? fuck her you stupid lucky bastard

>>667271945
THIS OP

BUY YOUR EX A DILDO THOUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE CUNT NEEDS IT

>>667270233
Dont do it OP stay strong.
THat bitch is your ex for a reason.

>>667270626
Jesus Christ

>>667272433
Fuck off FBI

>>667272477
I hear you on that shit. You can see some low down scams online these days, learn all the tricks and don't get played.

>>667272644
....unless they are BOTH dying. Stab your gf at the same time!

>>667270233
dont, cancer is contagious

>>667272666
satan trips wanting opie to get a baby or aids

This is either bait or OP is a gigantic retard. Nobody else would find this a difficult decision.

>>667272666
Don't do it bro. She should do something better with the little time she has left.

>>667271945
Good call. This guy knows what's up. Don't do it OP

fucking bitches man. there's NO WAY you can win. Stop it right fucking now. NOW!

>>667270233
let her fucking die, its your ex for a reason lmao..
bloody bait

>>667270233
She should go to her last ex bf

>>667272358
Hey OP, this Anon's got your back. Take his advice. Tell her that if you're going to do anything like that, you need something from a doctor.

IF, and only IF, this shit is true, as he said, tell your girl. Let her know your situation. See what she thinks. Come to a decision together.

>>667272727
Man all dem 27's. We never shoulda let the women out of the kitchen.

>>667270233
does anyone know who this girl is? looks JUST like my ex... like cant tell if its her or not

>>667270233
DO IT DO IT DO IT

Hell, do it already! Fuck her!

Your GF doen't have to know?! If your ex just wants to get laid, get her laid. Otherwise you will always think about how it would have been.

>>667272767
Whatever gets his rocks off. I still think he should tell his girl and get some three way action going on

>>667272727
Trips???

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>>667270233
Tell her that you're not interested in fucking a wannabe corpse.

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>>667273318
kek

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>>667272727
WITNESSED
trip 27s was cool as shit.

>>667273006
yea op don't do anything without proof, if provided with proof, consult your current GF for an answer, otherwise you gotta let ex go for broke. :P

>>667270233
Just fuck her and don't tell your gf. you can come inside even. an unborn baby will die with the host.

>>667273229
I alwaysa assum3 when all you faggets do that dan omegle shit its him from IASIP

>>667273423
If the cancer don't kill it, the chemo will.

>>667270233
No, dumbass.

Expose story to your actual girlfriend and tell her she the one for you, but you are harassed by your ex dying girlfriend. Ask her what to do and this situation broke your heart.
Can even end up in threesome...

>>667273898
Exactly!

Thanks a lot /b/, knew i could count on you

>>667270233
No, tell her to fuck herself

>>667273898
This is beginning to become a very specific fetish

if you think you found 'the one" and it actually is you'll regret fucking your ex forever you probably will regret it either way she had her chance
make the girl you'r with happy and forget about ex if she dies she wont remember anyway if she lives she can ruin your relationship with your current

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she probably got brain cancer from a strain of hpv she got with a previous guy then shes gonna give it to you lol. fucking moron. you dont just get cancer a lot of times. sometimes stds give you it.

>>667271718
OK guys, thread is over. Nothing to see here.
/thread

its a trap

Don't do it.. it her own fault she went on 9fag and got cancer

You clearly need to have sex with her. Or someone who just does not get caught. Every fuckin' should be at the place and time of your choice. Make no pictures. Just DO HER. Later, you will have more stamina for the gf.

>>667270233
100 posts and no "fuck her brains out" joke? but for cereal, this is a selfish plea from someone who had heard what you want and disregarded it. whether she's lying or not she's not worth the drama. And since you've been with her already it's not even something novel, so i say tell her to respect your current relationship. make it a public declaration if you have to, she might relent if she loses face.

>>667270233
IT"S A TRAP!!!

DONT DO IT

>>667270233
>purchase Halloween mask
>rape the shit out of her
>she gets laid
>she doesn't know it's you
>gf doesn't find out
>win/win

Not that hard, dipshit.

>>667271718
this tbqfh fam

She might just be trying to throw your relationship off out of jealousy, whether she is dieing or not

Not worth.

She's a pretty weird person to want sex this much because shes dying... either she wont stop at just sex or she's up to something.

And do you know if you are the only guy she's talking to. what if shes secretly planning on a reverse 3way that she'll guilt you into because she's dying...

>>667274144
That why he should play with "a open card deck" with is current girl, if she say NO that end there, but if he tell her if she also gonna have the remorse of letting a dying which fade away... She can let him go alone or help getting the ex "One for the road..."

>>667270233
LET HER DIE ALONE IN THE COLD DARK.

Literally just bring it up with your girlfriend.

"My ex-girlfriend has brain cancer and wants to have sex with me again before she dies."

It's not that fucking hard.

Do it just do it

>>667271454
It's BRAIN cancer OP. Just remember that she's crazier than before.

>>667275055
current girlfriend even if she said yes she wont mean it they test to see if you really care more about them or helping someone you used to love out and if he did with her permission shouldn't feel safe in the relationship anymore

>>667270233
Post Dyings snapchat

also its not going to be fun fucking a dying person losing their hair and being all week and sick in bed unless your into that that sex might haunt you forever

>>667275241
This, just make it a conversation topic. Relationships are a commitment, you're not pussying out by asking your supposed "better half" how she'd feel about it.

>>667275428
>shouldn't feel safe in the relationship anymore
Then if she's really that fucking retarded OP can break up with her, because clearly that's not the type of person you want to be with.

>>667270233

Do it.

The same kind of thing happened to me a few years ago, except it turned out the girl wasn't so much ill and didn't die.

We had 6 wonderful months together then I went back together with my regular gf. However the regular gf had lost all kind of comfidence and trust towards me and she ended up dumping me after some time.

But it was really worth it.

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>>667270233

Listen to me you dumb fuck.

You broke up with her for a REASON, right?

You love the girl you're with, right?

Fuck OP, this is a no-brainer. This bitch could be pulling some kind of crazy fucked up shit on you man. Never underestimate how far a girl will go when they are jealous and justify it inside their own emotion-driven minds of madness. Pic related.

I understand, strange is enticing. Getting some from an old flame, there's a reason ex sex is great.

But do you really think this will be a one and done thing? You tap that shit and there is NO FUCKING END to the havoc this bitch will wreak in your life.

Don't do it.

>>667271052
If it goes public he'll make shitloads of money fucking terminally hill women

If you are even considering this then brake up with your gf and go fuck your crazy ex that's probably not even ill.

you need to find some wet pussy. Get your dick in this young girl's cancer, her pussy will take it like a glove, just pound the shit and get her pregnant, let the cum run from her crack every chance you get

Fuck her right in the butt

>>667270233
Tell your gf, explain carefully. See what happens.

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Fuck I love 4can. Don't do it OP. It's a trap. Besides,when she's dead she won't care anymore.

>>667275665
>not the type of person you want to be with

so its cool for him to cheat with a gross dying ex but not cool if shes not ok with it

All of you are missing the point. The girl is dying, so who cares? Rape the shit out of her. Just keep her quiet for ten days, however you have to. Then let the body be found. "Oh, she died of cancer while walking to school, how sad."

If you need to, watch where they put her so you can get a few more times in after. Just do the most depraved shit, she will love it & free pass

Fuck her, ditch her, do it

>>667270233
Can guarantee she doesn't have brain cancer. Let me guess she around 16?

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Don't do it. She will find out and she will dump you.

just fucking sleep with her.

OP, no offense, but you sound like you are in high school. The chances that you will know any of these people in five years are slim.

Just take both girls, under the influence of as many drugs as you can find. When you have stopped talking to them, find someone else.

>>667277665
i think your missing the point shes sick and dying shes going to be a gross week falling apart hairless lump not worth the trouble

>>667270626
>>667270784

There actually is cancer that can be transmitted, even as an STD. Not joking. It's mostly a thing in deer though, with some face cancer. Research has shown that there are more forms though, some also appearing in humans I think.

>>667270233
WWCWD? BLOCK ALL COMMUNICATION AFTER LETTING HER YOU DON'T CARE

>>667278272
Put a bag over her head, she'll be fine.

>>667270626
you stupid nigger that's only if she had vagina cancer

>>667270233
Honestly, bitches are fucked up.
And Ex girlfriend bitches are worse.
She could be lying about cancer to fuck you over with your current gf.

My ex told me I should ge myself checked for HIV and showed me a fake paper from her "doctor"

Man, fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail

>>667278394
see this is the kind of trouble i'm talking about why bother taking an effort to fuck her when he has someone who already makes him happy he has to go out of his way to fuck someone who isnt going to be any good in bed because the illness and time to track down a good bag when he can just sleep with his current gf without any trouble

>>667277898
she's 19

If you're not a virgin and had more than one partyner then cheating literally doesn't exist.

Think about it logically, have you fucked other girls before? Yyeeeesssss and is your gf mad about it now? Noooooo so why should she be mad if you fucked another girl now? Especially one you've already fucked before?

No logic behind cheating in this way.

However, if you've never had sex with another girl, i could see how she'd be pissed if you cheat

OMG if you have sex with her your cheating on your current gf but if you don't have sex with her your gay you can't win op

>>667271673
Well then pay a sex worker who has a hung dick, you fucking idiot.

>>667278978
This, basically if you're a whore then your gf can't complain about you cheating because she already knows you're a whore, cheating doesn't exist for whores because they're already twisted scubmags. If you've abstained until finding the one then that would just be shitty of you to cheat.

>>667278804
Give the girl a couple of lines, she will be a fucking wolf in bed. It doesn't matter if she's mainlining meth or heroin. She's dying; it's all good. She could be a fucking cheetah.

>>667278743
similar story but herpes she had a friends medication bottle in her bag with the name part peeled off trying to keep me in a dying relationship that was on and off been over 3 years my dicks fine girls are crazy
best advice i ever got was from her cousin he told me never use a condom a girl has bring your own they might try to trap you by putting a hole in it he knew his cousin was crazy

>>667279538
He was probably sleeping with her, which sounds justified, tbh

>>667279538
You can't put a hole in latex, it'll just reseal itself or be visible

>>667279420
so now your involving more trouble
now op has to acquire these drugs pay for them and still go out of his way to bang her preferably with a bag over her head when he has a better option being his current gf

Tell your girlfriend about it, see what she says. She might want some dick in the future though.

>>667271719
>women are all talking about how to scam child support from a divorce, even when happily married
Source?

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>>667270233
>I have a girlfriend
>Love my girlfriend
>Do I cheat on her to fulfill my dying ex's wish?
Some times i REALLY wonder why this world give retards good stuff.
She left you while other girl loves you...yet you wanna give D to some whore?
Gaylords like you don't deserve girls, commit sudoku.

>>667279755
<implying the lights are on every time someone puts on a rubber or they even look at it

>>667280054
I left my ex, she didn't leave me

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>>667271719
>Have limited experience with real life because isolation.
>Overactive imagination.
>Read about thing.
>Think thing is everywhere.
>Isolation intensifies.

>>667270233
Don't do it, she's probably bullshitting you. Would say ask for proof but that would be insensitive if she actually does

>>667280254
So? you have a girlfriend now, theres a reason people is called ''ex''
You say you love your gf, you really need to ask?
Like many anons already said, you don't love her then...so fuck off.

>>667279877
TBH, a girl with a bag over her head can score as often as she would like. OP doesn't even need to get involved (although he should, every now and again) to collect some legit college money. The drugs are like a bonus; if he doesn't want them, he can give them to me.

This is like, he has the opportunity to win small amounts of money, repeatedly, and people keep telling him not to do it. Why do people keep hating on OP??

>>667270233
she can find a million cocks to fuck to fill the gap. I wouldnt worry about her, if a woman wants dick she will find it, and a lot of it.

>>667270608

She's a woman, if she wants to get laid all she has to do is literally tell people. A hundred men will line up to fuck her.

>>667270233
If the girl is the same as the one in the post, just give it to her. I would do it so hard.

>>667270233
My gf left me yesterday, if you really love your's you won't fuck anybody else.

DO THE DEED THE DIRTY DEED.
REKINDLE YOUR FIRES AND THE GIRL IS FREED

Just get your dick wet. Diamond skull, please just do it, I need for this to happen.

>>667270233
Don't be a moron. Your bitch loves you, you love her. Don't fall into this. Chances are, she doesn't even have cancer. Probably a ruse to break you and your partner up. Stay clear.

>>667271052
His gf will gratzing OP cause he will be hero and saves the day!

>>667271261
Tell gf see how she/he reacts