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Alright /b/ I'm a bit lonely and I'd love if some wonderful female voice could say a few words with my nick, something among the lines of
"mikathegost, I'll be your mommy "

Judge all you need.
Also Vocaroo thread
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>>667180539
Lonely bumpity
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>>667181361
Seems to be deleted :O No one wants to talk today?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zHZAL2nDn3
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i just love how no one cares m8
>topfuckingkek
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x3UnNYWRWx
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>>667181608
Kek
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>>667181613
no kiddin
pic unrelated
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N3hPAHcXmR
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>>667181789
10/10 <3
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>>667181908
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N3hPAHcXmR
those are some nice kazoo skills right there
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>>667181789
You sound dutch
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>>667182236
Belgian
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>>667182084
improv at that

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sIqoOTANMG
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>>667180539
I'mma keep it goin' till dead
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>>667182280
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sIqoOTANMG
i think ill whip out my bongos and show you the congo
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>>667182516
ahh yeah?

what about these bongos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJMLJVha5sw
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>>667180539
OP here, guess it's not happening, back to drinkin'

>>667182280
Whatever that is, keep playing and posting please
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BRRiLgjSu9
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDUXI28Q2R
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ioAyqhK3E6
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>>667182926
those are some god-tier bongos
>but they are not a congo-tier
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>>667183143
Oh gosh, thank you hun~
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>>667183251
Now do "YES,FUCK MY BOIPUSSY HARDER"
i NEED IT
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>>667183218
faggot
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>>667183751
Agreed
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>>667183751
>>667183903

enjoy the dynamics
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JAMH5uGT63
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>>667180539
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>>667183002
k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ekG8ofp5kA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gdaCHeZsr0
top'o' the mountain kek
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NYdQpQH3vV <3
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>>667184160
fukin lost my shit
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>>667180539
rather
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>>667184417
Yee
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>>667184346
yo, google machinarium-robot band
looks like something right up your alley
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>>667184160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B6eat9GFYQ
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>>667184708
actually fuck it, here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrMbz7mNlE
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>>667184346
Have not laughed harder this year, fucking brilliant
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I555DaqgW1
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P6UlqGctKj
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>>667183251
>myepicfapsession.mp3
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>>667184708
>>667184872
its good, but its not folky enough.

lemme listen through it a couple of times and ill add to it.

>>667184881
which part? all 3 parts of that post are funny to me
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>>667184859
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I555DaqgW1
omfg just had to share this with my friends lmfao
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>>667185253
waste of my time

now this you should use as an ad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ENHIIkdmNl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YdXuu0KG6K
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>>667186248
yeah. darth vader isnt me
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>667186871
you do realize that OP is going to fap to the sound of your voice, right? of course you do. you know what that makes you? a whore
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S4afKuZjWp

Waht do you think Op?
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>>667180539
Here you go, OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cuNF1DQFU

>>667183251
Fuck off
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>>667184859
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aY8ypf5dcn

Hope you enjoy OP-kun
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>>667186871
can u speak normally so i know the sound of ur voice?
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>>667187760
My sides are currently orbiting mars
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>>667187716
i was gonna say fuck you, but then i opened your link.

well played, you didnt scare the cats in the alley, did you?
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>>667187303
What's wrong with that :o
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00tkMfVMyY1
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>>667184859
topkek m8
Please do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKkGqHCfCI
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>>667187716
Lovely voice <3
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>>667187716
Dude, funniest shit ever!
Kek'd hard
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07vEKEBCrxt
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>>667187716
I like really, really, really like this mp3
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>>667187716
best voice ever xoxo
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pJwPtO7jMT

here you go
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>>667187716
Source:
http://dagobah.biz/flash/An_Epic_tale_of_Mans_journey_to_find_himself.swf
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bTS6exf7Lh
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WunuETtS1w
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>>667188843
so you scared the bobcats. damn.

>>667186871
>>667188265
contain yourself, youll make us stiff and malleable

>>667188340
you got it, but not for 10 minutes. just keep hitting replay or something.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fuqJk5f7DF
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>>667189328
<33333
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>>667189355
I don't know why this made me laugh
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>>667189314
>>667187716

Loud nigra is loud
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dhnIK0ZlX
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>>667189410
No thank you~ I love that you are ;3
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KsnuxOjXES
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>>667189919
More please
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>>667187716
10/10 voice
>>667183251
You too
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>>667183251
zozzled
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>>667189919
thats the thing, im not.

i have the potential to, but havent come around to it.

itd be 5/5 inches if you had bed springs squeaking though
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>>667183251
said it perfectly
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>>667183251
Holy shit awesome voice
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>>667188226
Live in a rural area, luckily.
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>>667182280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRddwUaks0
thanks for hte samples lol gonna be rich
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>>667191494
was not expecting that, im crying a little
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>>667190922
Sorry hunny I've came~ 5 inches isn't that much is it <3?
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>>667187716
Dude that was good shit man
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>>667180539
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xFP3kxhe44

Here you go buddy, enjoy my angelic voice
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>>667192022
>5 inches aint much

Lay off of the 11 inch dildos, femanon. Your pussy will regain its natural composition, trust me.
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>>667191494
im okay with that?

have another
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fuqJk5f7DF
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>>667192677
i'm not her but 5 inches is a bit under average m8
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/average-penis-size
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>>667192022
c'est la vie

im sure there another 1/2 or so hidden in the fatpad, but it doesnt matter.

i want to be a wizard, im just here for the laughs
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>>667183251
Raffed hard
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>>667191200
>>667192022
>>667192677
fucking checked
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>>667193143
Yay? :o

>>667192960
>>667192677
I'm afraid he's right hun, I've only seen a few cocks and they were all above 5~

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something to attend to~
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>>667192960
Thanks for that. Currently 6.3 inches and still got growing due to age.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uChlU0UsEn
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>>667192960
Still not under enough to be considered small. Just slightly on the low spectrum.
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kek i'm 7.5 inches and i need to excercise because i'm almost a bit overweight
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>>667193516
god pls yes!
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>>667184409
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NYdQpQH3vV
king kek
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>>667192788
thanks mna
maybe ill share some $$
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SusihiwCWJ
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>>667193458
Not sure who you associate with, but most cocks are in that range. Scientific statics show it anyways.

Don't see why you consider it small, but oh well. Who am I to judge people by their sex life.

Goodluck with whatever your doing
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BXw1DHgyYj
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Can a femanon please sing the Australian national anthem, but make it sound liek she's gagging on a cock at the same time. Vocaroo it plz.

thanks in advance
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>>667194425
sorry, but she doesn't respond to reasonable comments without critisizm.
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>>667187716
Zozzle
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>>667187716
best audio evar
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>>667183251
Kekkle
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>>667187716
Nice m8
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>>667183251
Nice voice
10/10
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>>667183251
Not bad
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>>667183251
Jew nigger detected
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s16zlsFmx2AM
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>>667187716
Your rite yours is better
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>>667193458
to what, stretching your pussy as wide as a fucking subway?

hellfuckingno.jpg
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>>667193458
No one cares
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>>667187716
Awesome m8
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>>667187716
Great job
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>>667195920
Top kek
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>>667195920
albin kekebert
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>>667186639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01WkuGZLCV9
>>667180539
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>>667198760
looooooool

"if i knew id have a candy ass baby..." youd prob eat it

you deat that ass

and post a comment
and then follow the next thread
prove you wrong?

im running linux, bitttttttttttttttttttch

you jabronee
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>>667198760
Holy shit, I thought it was a legend, but it's true! I can ACTUALLY hear you audibly spitting trough the fat. Deep breaths, untraceable thought. This is it. We've found him
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VjrV5BKYd5
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>>667200028
Fucking spot on laugh, brilliant
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>>667200330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNEljujsRb
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>>667201234
checkeddddddddddddddddddd
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>>667201234
Go on then, take your talent away back into the shadows if you don't, let it die, isn't it what you want?
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