Whats your kik faggot lets rub big dicks together.
Anyone on mine?
Shall we spam the faggot thread with our huge cocks?
probably, been sitting all day.
is your pet name sweetie?
Dont give sass, give ass.
It always is.
well that's not helping your case
It might help your case, bb.
But not yours, because you're gross.
this thread took a sharp turn for the better after reading the first two thirds
I'm taking credit for this and nobody can stop me.
>Freklz has a crush on sf ,dom, and stairs.
You can fix most stuff if you work hard enough.
Can't fix the face, though.
Of course they wouldn't, I'm far too powerful.
I would call you a slut but you're pure af so instead you're just a cuter mother theresa
certain people might disagree but I won't
Your opinion is more worthwhile anyway.
Not at all, it's just the truth.
Thread is foxgirls.
No, mine just matters the most, by several orders of magnitude, but others still are counted.
Ill wear a mask or something.
thread is wonderful now
what magic we've wrought
Of all the things we could've done with the thread this is probably in the top 5.
Is this the part where you get a fursuit?
what else would you put on the list
Such a divine being to bring love into places void of it.
Political, philosophical, or music discussions. And then just pictures of cats.
I'm just an average guy who's a hero as a hobby
we could definitely permute those
Weird use of that verb. Wanna talk about the Cuban Weasel?
I did a recolor of that because eh
Oh gosh, are you bald?
what is the cuban weasel
he's definitely phrased it multiple ways and it's up to translation anyway
You don't know my kinks.
We'll leave it as a maybe.
one of the republican crazies
although I seem to remember he was a bit on the saner side
tell me about him
I was about to say you were definitively wrong, but then I remembered both of these points.
It just seems more eloquent in my way.
Yours was a bit fumbling and awkward.
He's the strictest constitutionalist that ever lived. Anyway it turned out that he might've committed voter fraud by calling ben carson supporters to tell them dr. nigger was dropping out of the race, which was a lie.
my hair isn't as cute since I got it cut a month or two ago
I can't say I put all my powers of articulation into that sentence
oh so he's crazy and an idiot
nothing new there
As long as it hides my hideous face.
To me "Maybe" is yes.
Which parts crazy and stupid, the fraud or the constitutionalism?
That is indeed the point.
thx urs 2
the constitutionalism is crazy and the fraud is stupid
The fraud is only stupid if it burns him after Iowa, which it might...but too soon to tell. What's crazy about the constitution?
I'd advocate it but the only upside I can think of one is that it keeps your face warm
I'm no scholar but interpreting it super strictly isn't very viable these days, no?
That depends on what you mean. Plenty of serious legal scholars are strict textualists; plenty are completely reform. Keep in mind strict interpretations generally include all amendments, not just the shit written in 1789.
As long as there is people like me in this fucking world, it will NOT be a woman's world!
Fuck you and your gay speach!
If you want to post gay furry, just post it then. But don't say shit!
well how does cruz interpret it
yes... wait no, no or... yes? no I mean no then yes no.
No dont make your beautiple hair bald!
Sounds like rape.
I like the cold.
Its a mans world, he is just a figgit.
Only men are worthy of loving.
it will happen on its own in 20 years if genetics have anything to say about it
then a beard isn't for you, I'd say
Small government. Anything not covered by the constitution he defaults to the "Christian" position on but I think that's because he's from Texas and realizes that his strong conservatism is relatively appealing to evangelicals.
I guess you have no say, bend over.
Fuck off Nibi cait's boypussy is mine. MINE!
I feel like it just wouldn't work on me, aesthetically.
Oh dear, you best start brushing it so you can convince it to stay on your head.
I'm fine with small government
I'm fine with big government too, really
as long as I get what I pay for
neither did I but apparently it works
The thing about big government, the Cruzian argument goes (and the general conservative argument) is that it's inherently less efficient than a free market filling the same roles because of the design of decision making within the organization.
You bend over too.
Thats what I like to hear! Time for a struggle-snuggle.
and the liberal argument for big government is in fairness, basically, yes?
for a given definition of "fair"
Not really much of a struggle.
I could kill you with my bare hands.
Gets you all the girls.
SUBBY'S INTERNET DIED EVERYBODY.
Get drunk and then have fun with all the girls.
You're askin to get fisted with my bear hands.
That would make me even more busy.
I'm drying my bed covers, to let you know.
godspeed julian ;_;7
I have been successful doing that but it's not really something I care to make a habit of
Let me fist your face repeatedly, first.
I can understand that.
You're growing up.
No more days of getting drunk and having sex with females.
Taxes await you.
I got a 30-pack of rolling rock and I hate that I have an answer to that
I can't wait to be a real adult!
Is it shoddy bourbon?
You're still the little girl, for now.
w-well if you really want
Lets not turn this rape into a murder. Im not a necrophiliac.
I used to main adc, you know
but then jinx got bad and I don't like playing corki or ezreal so I stopped
I have him
he is not as good in the bot lane since he got reworked though
same with quinn who is my other adc waifu
I play lucian and kalista and vayne generally when I get adc
I doubt your corpse will care at that point.
okay I fixed it
her passive is Harrier, which marks a target at random around her every few seconds
if she attacks the marked target, she deals bonus damage and gets movespeed briefly
her q is a skillshot that restricts the vision of the first enemy it hits, applies a passive mark to them, and deals damage in an area
her w reveals the area in a wide radius around her on a very high cooldown and passively gives her attack speed when she procs harrier
for her e, she dashes to a target and leaps off, dealing a small amount of damage, knocking them back a bit, slowing them, and applying a passive mark
her ult gives her very high out-of-combat movespeed on almost no cooldown, and deals damage in an area around her when she ends it
or alternatively there is
she is very strong at the moment, just not in the bot lane
So last night I was kissed by a clown, then he pushed my wife over.
It was a good night
i've only had vodka once, and it was straight, and it wasn't that much. i feel like i'd prefer to stick to rum if i'm going for something that hard.
i am an alcohol chump, i didn't start drinking at all till like early last year.
is she a toplaner, or what?
yea when i saw the giant bird come down and molest her i kinda laughed.
Puddles Pity Party concert
Why'd he push your wife lol?
Went to see Puddle's Pity Party last night. He does a lot of audience participation stuff.
During one love song he leapt into my lap (I was in the front row) and sang directly to me. Crowd laughs. He finishes the song and suddenly plants a big kiss on my lips. Gets up, puts a hand on wenches face and just pushes her over.
It was a great night. 10/10 would see again
Because it was funny
top or jungle or sometimes even mid and still adc occasionally
the marksman changes were kind to her and graves in that regard, that they are so versatile now
she used to just get replaced by valor and it was badass and cool but now it's just ridiculous
She was laughing her ass off.
One old lady got dressed up as a bottle of tequila.
It was a good night
valor is also a dick
shut up am
oh, we are drinking already
hang on let me get started on that
I've never had it before, I'll put it on my list though. Bacardi Oakheart is really yummy if you've never had it, and according to the internet slightly cheaper than Kraken albeit only by a few dollars.
Don't worry freklz, one day you'll kiss a gigantic singing clown
NO HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA i have not logged in since yesterday
it was unintentional, he got out the bourbon and i was already drinking coke
i haven't. like i said, i am new to this. i thought guinness was heineken until maybe two weeks ago.
But then you wouldn't get to finish the show
This was in the first 15 minutes
Yeah like Katia can sing. Would probably sound like a cat being strangled.
I was not PLANNING on drinking quite this early but since you insist...
was it not all downhill from there?
I mean I'm kinda in the same boat, the first time I ever had hard liquor was a month ago on New Years. Before that I only ever had "cheerlearder beer" aka Smirnoff Ice and Mikes Hard and stuff like that. Oh and cider, lots of cider.
I received less kisses from then on but the show remained enjoyable.
I cannot help myself, the alcoholism does it to me
I used to have a hip flask but I lost it
life is suffering
what is that character from
i haven't even watched that yet
i'm not sure what I'm doing whith my life
It's pretty good for a shounen, but don't expect a conclusion
You scrawny lil whiteboi
>3 years ago
>Everyone: Oh Ill never drink, I dont like alcohol.
>teehee! Like... im sooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO WASTED!1
Psh, ikr? I bet no one here has ever finished a bottle by them self and blacked out.
What? The Liqueur?
What a time to listen to Howard Shore and try not to cry too loudly over the mic in a skype call with your friends while playing ark on a thursday night.
Ikr? Just in time to be presented with just enough information for inevitability and the draining of dreams and wonder.