Whats the gayest thing you've ever done? >green text

Sucked my dads dick.

>sucked a dick
>it wasn't mine

>>667024346
Came to this thread xD

Had my dick sucked at a festival by a british twink fag.

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>>667024346
Daily reminder that /b/ is a straight board.

wanked infront of about 60 older guys on a chatroom and came on my face for them

>fuck a trap
>would do again

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>>667024768

>>667024346
I once ate a corn dog and didn't use a knife and fork.

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>>667024941

>>667024346
Shoved a 10x4in dildo up my ass and worked a 13hr shift just to see the gape

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Had my girlfriend jack me off while I was bound and gagged as she described how she wanted me to suck a huge cock.

>>667024346
While having sex with my wife, I grabbed my dick to put it in her vagina.

went round to a big bellied bears house and got coked up and fucked for 14 hours.
loved every minute.

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>>667025028

I had a LDR BF.

>be me decade ago
>friend of mine and i are down in my room cause parents are dickbags, not in the cool way
>laying in bed playing vidya
>"anon, my dicks like.. curved"
>mfw curvedswords.jpg
>mfw skyrim isnt a thing yet
>"im intrigued"
>we both pull em out cause thats what you do when a man pulls out his piece apparently

Nothing happened. It was like a kukri. Could behead a goat with that thing.

>>667024346
When i was like 13 i had my friend at his bday party wack me off

>>667025170
Dude that's pretty gay

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>>667025241

>>667024346
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>>667024346
I tried to fuck myself with a wooden pestle. It did not end well. Made me 100% straight after that painful experience.

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>>667024523
>dry humped my cuban friend and came on his ass
>Sorta tricked my poor friend into letting me Stick it in his pooper

He was quiet the whole time. killed my boner so we left

>>667024654
zozzle

Giving a shemale blowjob and getting fucked in the ass by shemale.

mutual fuck with a gay/bi guy, came from being dogged, and he came inside me (with a condom) right after i came.

best orgasm ever.

Secretly bi, but in a relationship with a girl where Im not gonna risk cheating, only physically attracted to gay sex, no feelings for dudes.

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>>667024346
i often go to bath houses and let older men do whatever they want to me. last weekend a black guy took took out the biggest blackest cock i've ever seen in my life and made me suck and fuck it in front of everyone. it was amazing.

>>667024654
Kekkles

>>667025505
How did you trick him into that?

>>667024346
>post on cl saying I'm looking for oral/maybe more
>got a good reply
>arrange to meet him in a parking lot
>went and got in his truck
>he was fat and old
>was so nervous I freaked out and left
Still kind of wish I would have sucked his dick.

>>667024346
let my brother suck my dick when we were both drunk, i couldn't get hard and it was kinda embarrassing tbh

>>667025642
do you get those in the UK??

I raped myself once.
I came home drunk and I was acting all coy, sometimes I'm such a fucking dick tease. I'd flaunt around the living room in my short shorts but when I'd try something I'd just pull away. Oh, I knew I wanted it but I just kept saying I didn't.
Finally I'd just fucking had enough and I punched myself right in mouth, I rocked back, dazed, as I yanked down my pants. "You want this don't you, you SLUT!" I thundered, I happen to glance in the mirror that hangs in the dining room and the look of shock and fear on my face made me rock hard.
"N-no!" I whimpered as I pulled off my pants.
"Shut the fuck up!" I told me as I pushed myself down over the kitchen table.
"Please, p-please don't do this!" I begged as I grappled with my cock.
I slapped myself hard in the face, crying freely now I tried to put my cock in my mouth but I'm just not that flexible.
In full on rape mode now I started throwing myself around like a rag doll, upstairs, downstairs, on the stairs, I was merciless as I pounded my cock with both hands and fisted my ass.
I pushed my face down on the carpet and came all over my chin and chest.
As soon as I was done I crawled to the kitchen and called my mother.
She came and got me out of there, I didn't speak to myself for a week.
I tried to patch things up, got myself a nice bracelet and sent flowers but it was too little too late and I am no longer together.

>>667025820
no idea, i'm in LA. there's lots of clubs and bath houses to be a fag at here.

Accidentally glimpsing a guy's ass cuz my eyes were on autopilot asscheck mode.

>>667025905

kek

>>667025977
damn I like the sound of that

>8th grade
>kid hits my papers off table everywhere
>get in each other face
>yell at each other for a bit
>he squares up his shoulders
>gets in my face
>both lunge foward for a +2 in intimadtion
>kiss
>everyone sees
>both very awkwardly walk away
Had to pack my shit while everyone laughed at me.

>>667024943
You monster!

>>667025905
uh-oh hello tumblr watcha doin here?

>>667025977
None in Ny. They've all been closed by the "Liberal Progressive" gov't here.

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My gf has this kink that she wants me to suck another guys dick. I have a sissy fetish too, so I am excited to have her tell me how to suck a big fat cock.

>>667025582
Where's the gay part?

sucked my friends dick while on mdma, worth.

I put my hard dick inside another man's mouth, but it's no homo since I didn't like it.

Sucked a lot of cock.

>>667026596
When he sat on the bowl to shit the cum out

>>667025170
You sick fuck

>>667025028
Damn. Sauce?

>>667024654
rawrzies xD

> be 15, smoking a bowl with my neighbor who's 18
> telling me about how he hasn't gotten head from his gf in two weeks and how horny he's been lately
> i laugh it off but he's talking about it more, ends up taking his dick out and stroking it right next to me
> asks me if my dick is bigger, obviously not
> tells me hes gonna put it in my face, i'm like "yeah right"
> we keep smoking/talking while we're smoking, but hes still stroking his dick
> tells me he's really, really close and asks me to just finish him off
> at this point i've been watching him stroke for 10 mins
> grip his dick, it's super hard
> stroke his dick like i'd do mine
> he asks me to add saliva, which i do.. okay this is starting to get kinda gay
> keeps asking me for more saliva, which i drool over his dick
> "suck it for me man, please, i'm so close it hurts" wtf
> his hand is behind my head while i'm stroking him, pushing me down
> meh, put it in my mouth and suck it like i've seen in porn
> mouth hurts, the mofo is edging
> asks me if he can cum in my mouth
> i say no, but he's "soooo close"
> getting practically facefucked here, i can see his toes pointed straight
> he cums in my throat
> "man you're such a good cocksucker"
> meh

at least he didn't tell anyone

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>>667025733
>Told him id hook him up with my landlords daughter if he let me cum inside of him.

>He thought i was joking at first i guess. I just started groping his ass and grinding on him.
>Took him to a trail near my neighborhood and fingered him for like two mins with a condom on my finger.
I was like 14 when i did this so i had no idea that you REALLY have to lube up a butthole to penetrate.
>Stuck the tip in after five minutes of telling him to squeeze his asshole.
>felt godlike but it kinda seemed like rapeish and he was really quiet so my boner died.

So i just pulled out and we just kinda left. though we still hungout after that.

If you want ill tell you about the cuban too

Posted my cock in a thread with a bunch of other cocks.

>>667024785
not that gay since you didnt do anything with them

>>667027013
Sure.

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Fisted myself

I'm not gay. But I'll hold a dick in my mouth until the swelling goes down.

>>667025786
you shy little slut :) where do you live?

>>667026068
it's great. i often rent a room and leave the door open so guys can just bang me one after the other. going through the maze is fun too, just tons of asses and cocks to enjoy. i've had 2 black guys just drag me off into a room and pound my asshole for what felt like hours, then blow their loads all over me and leave me there to jerk off. an old white guy found me and started licking all the cum off while fucking me again before shooting in my ass, causing me to cum. most places provide lubes and condoms, and encourage condoms, but where i go you can expect to be barebacked by tons of guys. condoms suck anyways, i want raw cock and an ass full of cum.

>>667026369
that's fucking stupid. way to go libtards.

>>667025358
A quality read.
I liked the part when Zozzle betrayed Kekkle in exchange for the release of her daughter. The part where the fucking faggot got the fuck out of /b/ is a close alternative

>>667024346
Let a man suck my dick while I made out with his wife, came in his mouth, he snowballed it to her, she spat it in his face.

>>667027443
not scared about aids? i would be

>>667024768
No it is not.

>>667025820
There's plenty in the UK, we generally call them saunas.

>>667027443
Jesus, that's actually seriously hot <3

>>667027287
The Panhandle. Are you close? Will you come rape my ass and mouth?

>>667025905
>greentext

Let my wife dress me in panties and fuck me with a strap on...regularly

>>667027600
He's a gross fag, of course he doesn't care.

>>667026469
Why don't you dress up for her sometime?

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I'm not amazing but here you go since there's a significant lack of ass.

>>667028052
i live in a town I doubt id get away with that in my sauna, how do you approach people for it?

Sucked my dogs cock

>>667028099
Panhandle, SF? :o

>>667027600
i've been getting ass fucked raw since i was 14 (22 now) and haven't even gotten an std. most guys will use a condom, but i don't turn down barebacking.

>>667028055
the best part is so many guys there have no interest in anything but fucking, so they'll feel you up, lick you, makeout with you, drag you off to a room and fuck the shit out of you, then just leave. i'm more submissive when it comes to men, but sometimes i enjoy dragging a little cutie off and using his asshole.

>posted on CL saying I wanted to get fucked
>met up with mid 40s guy
>dude was super hairy and sweated like a pig
>didn't have A/C in the place because poorfag
>sucked my dick like a pro, I came
>he wanted to cuddle, I almost puked
>I left

At least I used a fake name and shit.

>>667028534
No the one in Florida

>>667028783
>using CL
why anon? There are far better sites out there for gay hookups if you google.

>>667028337
do you even know how hard it is to get aids? i'd have to pre-cut my asshole open and let a groups of poz dudes cum directly in my cuts and maybe mix their blood in there, and even then i probably wouldn't contract anything. there's so many people in the gay community that actively try and get infected and can't get it done, even if they get gangbanged constantly.

>>667025642
SOUNDS AMAZING HOW DO YOU DO THAT I WANT TO GET FUCKED BY GUYS IN PUBLIC

>>667024523

sucked my mom's dick

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>>667024346
Honestly?
Sucked my cousin's dick
He sucked mine as well but I couldn't really get hard
This rekt me mentally and I looked for a guy on CL and we swallowed each others cum
>I'm straight btw :^)

>>667028624
Holy fuck, I'm actually really jealous, man. That sounds amazing <3 <3

Showered with 80 guys at once.

>>667028471
There's saunas, and then there's 'saunas'.Talk to people, flirt, if they're into it, sex is easy.

Where'd you live, roughly?

>>667029287
northern scotland

>>667024346
I took a really big, dehydrated shit once. Probably the closest I'll ever get to anal

>>667029287
How would one tell the difference?

>>667028444
>I'm not amazing
The fuck?? Your ass surely is amazing, the trips prove it

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Twink reporting for duty

>>667024346
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>>667028951
Like What? I've tried grindr but it's mostly gross fucks trolling for dick pics.

>>667028359
I have somewhat, but I felt really awkward and she wasn't super into it. I still cum buckets to sissification videos, but I think I'm more into being dominated.

>>667028961
What the fuck did I just read? I hope no one took this pile of festering banter piss seriously. You'll get an STD. If you're gonna be a fag, at least do it safely.

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wore my gfs panties to fap
pic related

>>667029725
I'd love to destroy that <3

Fucked a guy in the ass bareback.
Met loads of guys off cl who just want to service a married guys cock. Not really into guys sucked a cock once was a bit meh. Best blowjob ever was off a gay guy I met on the internet. Totally awesome. Wife doesn't know.

sucked my friends cock when we were kids in thailand

Given myself a facial and filmed it.

>2 years ago
>sucked a tranny dick
>was so great
>want to do that again

Went to Prison for a bit after I did some stupid shit in college, lots of petty thievery, caught up with me. Anyway you get real horny and there and this gang of black guys would parade this little asian twink around, and this guy I shit you not looked like a chick, long hair, shaved his ass in the shower, everything. Anyways I was tired of wacking it and traded a few newports for some anal. Poor guy kept wincing and looked miserable but I came buckets, would definitely do it again. I'm (mostly) straight as an arrow but I would pound a trap in a heartbeat now if I could, the submissive rapey vibe really turns me on.

>>667029350
There's a Steamworks in Edinburgh that I had a reasonable time in and I know there's place in Glasgow, don't sure if there's anything further north than that though, sorry anon.

>>667024346
I haven't done anything gay, unless you count thoughts, but I'd go about as far a fucking the bottom in your picture.

>>667028951
Married, so needed it to be on the DL. Didn't want to use anything where pics is a must.

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>>667029971

>>667028961
Charlie still made it kek

>>667030347
no problem man ill keep an eye out, like one said earlier. anyway to distinguish whether ill get my head kicked in or get my dick sucked if I pull out my cock?

Got raped by one of my many bullies when I was 15, became his personal secret cum hungry faggot afterwards

>did mdma at a party with a bunch of friends, woke up to my openly gay twink femmie friend sucking me off. let him finish, watch him swallow
>got drunk at a party in college, crashed back at a friend's dorm. five of us sleeping in this tiny dorm. my buddy passes out drunk. i pulled out his dick and sucked it for a bit while everyone else was asleep.
>while i was dating a girl (who later became a guy) i hooked up with an older man, around 53 or so. sucked him in his hottub and let him fuck me for the first time. his cock was fat and leaked precum the whole time. he used a condom :(
>later on we ended up sucking off a dog together, and she let the dog fuck her while sucking me off. we both put our mouths on his cock at the same time as he was cumming.
>gf later became a guy... did all kinds of gay shit with "him". dominated and fucked him like a faggot. hurt him and gagged him. he would use a strapon on me. good times.

>>667028783
been tempted to do this, maybe with a trap first, not getting alot of sex off my gf at the mo. just get paranoid about it being someone i/we know, and/or getting mugged when i meet up

>been wanting to suck a dick for a while
>yadda yadda yadda
>had a threesome with two guys

>>667030878
story ?

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>>667031040
I have nothing pre-typed and too lazy to do it now

>>667031312
C'mon, cum hungry sluts are the best stories !

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>>667027242
K

>year later im 15
>Make many friends in middle school but i always hung out with my best friend
>I'll call him g i guess.
>G was always a playfull kid who was chubby and liked fps shooters and shit like that.
>We're basically like brothers at the time and i don't even have to knock on his door to enter his house.

>G has a fat smooth ass.
>He would walk around his house in his underwear damn near 90% of the time.
>I was and still am a fan of fat ass,gender or race does not matter.
>He would twerk somtimes and Pul his underwear inbetween his asscrack which was both hilarious and super fucking hot.
>One day we're playing gta at his house and i'm sitting next to him in a computer chair.
>I ask
"Hey g sit on my lap"
>He asks why.
"Just do it bro".
>He says let me see what i'm sitting on.
>I had no idea why i was so nervous at the time when he said that so i didn't pull out my dick quite yet.
>After i pull mine out he does the same and he we crossjerk for like two mins.
>I'm cut and he's not so we're both weirded out.
>Then he gets up and sits on my lap.
>He's fucking heavy and is crushing my dick.
>I tell him to lay on his stomach on the bed.
>He does what i say and i get behind him on the bed.
>He's still got his pants on but his dick is out.
>I start dry humping him and it feels really good and after awhile of this i pull his pants down.
>It was pretty hot when i did because he didn't even complain kinda like he was waiting for it.
>I rub my dick on his buttcheek slowly and heavily.
>He says
'Why is your dick so hot, dude?'
>I forgot what i told him, but i told him something odd.
>We see his parents car roll into the driveway and we panic and switch back to non gay ass hump mode.
>His dad and mom come into the room just to tell us that they're going to be gone for a while.
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