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ask a guy who just fucked his first fleshlight for the 3rd time anything

thinking about getting one? ask about it.
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Price ?
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That was good ?
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is it worth it?
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>>667012671
Does it feel like there real thing? Is it worth the $100 price tag?
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>>667013018
answer OP
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Have you ever had actual sex with a real female? Is the feeling comparable?
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Is it really much better than just jacking off the old fashioned way?
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>>667012938
70 bucks free shipping
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>>667012975
>>667013018
Yes. Definately
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>>667012671
I just got my first the other week.
It's the same as in your pic. (assuming it's the pink lady stamina).
Money well spent!
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Look into a solo flash
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>>667013127
>>667013188
Yes I was married to my first wife for 10 years. I wouldn't say it feels 100% like the real thing but it's probably as close as its going to get.
Pretty damn amazing
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>>667013359
Way better than my old method (hand)
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>>667013684
High five bro!
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should I get one?
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>>667013940
>>667012671
I've heard a few people say it's better than the real thing. A little different but better. Is there any truth to that?

Ever have a friend find it and give you shit about it?
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>>667013867
What are the selling points for the flash?
My purpose for getting it is the stamina training. I had an issue of cuming real quick because a: a puss feels sooooo mu check better than a hand and b: I don't have sex nearly as regularly these days.
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>>667012671
Where did you buy yours? Thinking about buying one, but i dont know how discreet the packaging is if i buy it online and have it shipped
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>>667014356
Yes

>>667014413
I wouldn't go so far as to say better than the real thing but it's pretty Damm nice.

Haven't had anyone find out yet (just got it last week) but I did just host a party and accidentally left it out in the bathroom (caps on) and no one even noticed.
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>>667014413
There is more sensation. It definitely feels great, but it isn't better than the real thing. You can't replace a moaning, moving, warm, female body with some plastic and latex and say it feels "real".
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>>667014988
From fleshlight.Com
Very discrete packaging I was worried about that myself.
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>>667012671
Why not just have sex?
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>>667015419
Long distance relationship
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>>667015162
This. Nothing beats the juices and shuddering and watching them and they cum from your cock.
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If I buy one I would use it to train and don't cum fast in real sex
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Can you please take a pic using it? No timestamp need
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>>667014028

This.

I didn't buy one to replace sex. I bought it to replace jerking off with my hand. With that mindset, totally with it.
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The first time you used it, would you cum faster than "hand" method? Is it like first time sex
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>>667015857
Yes, a self-cleaning fleslight
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>>667016126
that's the whole reason I bought mine. I have only used it 3 times so far so I can't speak for sure, but it SEEMS like it's already making a difference.

(to be frank I want to train myself to fuck the living shit out of her and leave her a puddle of sweat, semen, and juices. she usually cums pretty well, usually about 3 times per session but i have to take it so slow to keep my load contained)
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>>667016343
will do, but i'm sure this thread will be long gone by the time i get the chance.
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>>667016343
Yes.. This is the exact reason we use fleshleights.. r-Right guys??
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>>667016578
I would have put it on par with my hand endurance wise. but about 3 strokes in I was like "my god! this is amazing!" and yes I struggled to make it 400 strokes.
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>>667016585
self lubing
self warming
self pumping
self sheet messing hhahaha
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Why would you buy a flashlight when you can get basically the same thing cheaper? Been fucking my hole for three weeks and it's already made me cum more than my last gf
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>>667015857
plus the food after is a little less depressin'
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>>667017211
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>>667017211
did some reasearch, seemed like the only one that would "hold up" for years. and the only one that had a model specifically for endurance training.
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>>667017211
"my hole"?
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>>667017211
My hole?
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>>667018692
I think he's talking about a girlfriend who is only a fucktoy. As I she is just the hole he sticks his dick in.
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>>667017743
>>667018692
>>667018912
pic rel
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Does it make noise when u fuck it?
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>>667019301
Shiiit
Ok
I just Google it, you can get one for 10$
http://www.amazon.com/FunZone-1600136-Vulcan-Love-Skin-Masturbator-Wet-Mouth/dp/B005OKJTE4
Kek, really cheap, is it good enough?
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>>667019579
If you have the cap on fairly tight it makes a wooshing noise. Looser or off it makes a fairly normal wet sloshing noise. Not too dissimilar to actual wet pussy
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Okay OP, I've been wondering about getting one too.

thing is though, I'm in a long distance relationship, and I've heard that if you use a fleshlight it can desensitize you or some shit so that when I finally do fuck my girlfriend, it won't feel as good or some shit.

Is this true?

How does a fleshlight feel compared to pussy?
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>>667016646
>she usually cums pretty well, usually about 3 times per session

FUCKING KEK

She's either not having an orgasm and lying by telling you she is, or she doesn't know what an orgasm is, or you're lying. An actual ORGASM would take so much out of a female it would be hard for them to continue. A female orgasm takes more than just putting your dick in her, believe it or not. Bunch of fucking virgins on this site.
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just get a tenga 3d, don't spend so much on a fleshlight that requires so much maintenance
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>>667012671
How big are you? Hard pushing it in? I've had a hard time with mine. Really gotta shove to get it in.
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>>667020514
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Just got a launchpad
Ama
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>>667017211
>it's already made me cum more than my last gf
The feminism
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>>667020816
I'm sure lube mixes well with Ipad's.
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Keep this thread alive and I'll go to the adult store around here and ask for the launchpad
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>>667020514
Obviously never fucked a girl. Guys have a hard time continuing. Girls sometimes can cum over and over and yes they can fuck all night.

I can believe I actually responded to this troll...
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>>667020756
Pretty big, I was worried about the thickness but with enough lube it handles it just fine. Gf jokes about my mushroom head corking up her pussy.
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>>667020713
Heard they didn't handle quite as well and broke down faster.
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>>667013940

what kind of sex doll was your first "Wife"
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>>667021271
You're a fucking retard, I have a gf who orgasms like 30x in an hour or two during sex and squirts probably 2-6x as well (only for me not others).

There are girls like you described though but since it seems like you've only had a few girls you must be a beta bitch.

I bet you I'm seeing more girls right now then you fucked it know your life lmao
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If it beats banana peel it must be worth it
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>>667021257
I can't b assed if Noone is enthusiastic
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>>667021518
Pretty big aka 6 inches lol.

I'm 8 inches and a flesh light is shallow by a few inches
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>>667022162
>>667021271
You are all fucking retarded. everyones not the same in bed you fucking mongs
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>>667012671
what sleeve did you get boyo
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>>667022109
Human who ended up cheating on me.
She's happy now as a swinger.
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>>667021638
not OP but a fellow fleshlight consumer- they only wear down if you don't use lube properly. Water based, not oil. And clean that shit.

The containers/flash light shaped piece is a bit large and unwieldy but you do get used to it.
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>>667022572
No but you implied they were all the same by saying they all pass out from orgasm.

Admit that you're a beta bitch whose never fucked more then 5 chick's.....

Yet come on the Internet talking about the parameters of the female orgasm.

Fucking loser beta
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Should I audio record me asking for the launchpad?
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What is best homemade alternative until I get one
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>>667022723

How can she have cheated on you, did you put a sex boy doll in the same closet
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>>667022566
Fleshlights stuff is about 9 if I remember their literature. It handles my 7-8 just fine. But if I stick my finger in the end I can feel my head in there.
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>>667022657
Stu. It's pretty awesome
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>>667023085

A real female
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>>667021638
mine has shown no signs of breakdown anywhere except the top (there was a seam there already, just some fraying on the seam if that makes sense)

it cost me $30 and i can control the pressure and suction, pretty good deal imo

spiral texture
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>>667022942
That was my first post in this thread you dipshit, tell me, does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
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I went to prison for two decades because I stuck a flashlight up my- oh my
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>>667023085
No experience with making holes in melons or anything so I'm no help there.

Lube up your hand?
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>>667012671
I owned he Danni Denials Penthouse Pussy. It was awesome, but I felt pathetic.
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>>667023236
I feel like that one is designed for desensitizing the nerve endings, and inadvertently making you last longer that way to be honest. I have the Misty Stone swallow and Forbidden (2 for super cheap sale a while back) and they're pretty amazing. Interior on both is virtually the same though. Ass is fucking tight as hell though. Be warned it is louder than the regular ones lol
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>>667023571
Why?
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what are they like compared to the real thing?
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>>667023642
Should of gone fo "stone sour"
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>>667023085
2 sponges, a plastic bag, 4 rubber bands, and just try to make one, that's what I do.
LUBE OR LOTION IS A MUST THO.
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>>667023693

Because it is admitting your a looser who will never get a woman
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>>667023946
what
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Do your beta tears work well as lubricant? Or do you find that the salt stings any friction burns?
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>>667024155
Just find a girl who's DTF and get going
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>>667020514
Youre the kek, cuck
my ol' lady makes me stop several times during a session. she gets a nut, makes me go real slow for a while til she gets her motor running again. we do this several times til she tells me shes all through with nutting and tells me to finish. been that way for 8 years now, virginfag.
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that looks just like my Dad's old kissing practicing machine

I used to sneak it out of his room after he went to work and practice for hours
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>>667023693
The time and effort I (and maybe you) puts into ordering one, we could actually get the real thing. I'm an attractive man and I have girls in my inbox, it s just I'm not that type of guy. I threw it out on the 2nd day it came
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>>667023642
>I feel like that one is designed for desensitizing the nerve endings
that's not really how it works.
I personally like taking it real slow and just building up until I explode in there. Needs soft nubbles and stuff for that ribbed textures just irritate the dick head too much for prolonged use.
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>>667022942
I thought as much you cocklicking nigger.
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>>667024155
>>667024412
Yeah this basically.
>loser*
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>>667024268
Sounds about right. I love fucking her right after she came and she gets thus panicked look in her eyes ad is like "gentile!" So I slow down for a minute and do it again, after a couple of times she s good to go and stats juicing all over my cock again. It's great!
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>>667024268
lucky twat, my mrs cums once then goes dry as shit, if i dont cum at the same time I don't cum
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Where can you get a horse one?
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>It is perfectly socially acceptable for a female to purchase, own and use toys such as dildos etc.

>A guy that has a sextoy for men is a creepy, disgusting loser deserving of death.

I'm sick of these faggot ass bullshit double standards.
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>>667024754
That was my main hesitation when I was ordering
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>>667024754
that's the world for ya
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>>667022942
the only beta bitch in this thread is you kek
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>>667013018
No unless you live alone its a pain in the ass to clean and tough to keep warm when your fucking it. You have to let it dry out or it gets moldy and I don't want my roommates to know I have a plastic fuck toy. Haven't used it in a year
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>>667023085
>>667023964
This. Remember to put the sponges in the bucket, the bag over your head, the lotion (if u use it) 0n ash's wedding gift to mrs. Mime and the rubber bands-wait y am I telling u, u no all this?
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>>667024665

Some here posted images with the web info for a guy making 4 foot plush MLP with flesh lights in them

Convinced me to never watch MLP again
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>>667025161
>implying there's a good reason to watch that degenerate filth in the first place
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>>667012671
Should I buy a fleshlight and a new keyboard or an expensive as fuck dragon dildo?
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>>667025573
U should probably buy a dragon keyboard
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>>667025573
wtf man are you gay?
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>>667025142
wut
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>>667025573
Uh what? If it was me I would go with the first option. You might enjoy the other option more.
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>>667025441

I have seen 10 or 15 eps and found it entertaining but I dont get the obsession and would never hang out with any one slightly Bronish

But if a girl put out for MLP, i'd find all the discount MLP crap I could and she could earn it the hard way
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I owned the STU Fleshlight and hated it. Cleaning the fucking thing was pretty annoying. Too expensive.
I recommend the Tenga Flip, I bought this after the fleshlight. Way more convenient for storing and way easier to clean. It's less obvious that it's a masturbater compared to fleshlight. Best part way cheaper and in my opinion way better.
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>>667025573
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>>667025971
you sound like a guy who has run out of options.

I won't call you names. I just feel sorry for you.
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>>667025101
How do you warm it
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>>667025764
obviously
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>>667025993
Well mine just made it through at least three people using the bathroom without anyone noticing it. So it's not that obvious apparently
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>>667025573

You could go to the comic store and talk to a slight chubby girl with glasses and spend that $50 on going to see star wars and Taco Bell and then have put your penis in her mouth

but no your gonna get the fleshight
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>>667025971
*insert worst name i can think of here.*
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I had one and it turned out to just be a waste of money. I'd be ready to go, pull it out, get it lubed up and lose my boner at the complete lack of interest I had in fucking a piece of rubber. It felt good when I got into it, but just the idea of what I was doing completely killed it for me. It's hard to get excited about humping a prosthetic vagina substitute like some kind of girlfriend-amputee.

I tried the onaholes, too. There was a "virgin" one and a "little sister" model that I used a few times and just couldn't get it up for because the idea of having simulated sex with a prosthetic girlfriend was extremely disappointing and not at all arousing. It can't say no, reject me, spend my money, cheat on me, hurt my feelings or tell me I'm being selfish, but that's kind of the point. If I was a necrophiliac, I'd totally be into it, but I prefer the ones that try to fight back a little.
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>>667026269
In a Dutch oven
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>>667025993
It's feels better then? Hows the suction in caparison to a fleshlight?
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>>667026269
I have been reading about that, so far I've just run hot water through it before I start but I'm not totally happy with that method.

I'm going to try the soaking it for 10-15 in hot water next.
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>>667012671
I had one for a while. I found it to be pretty underwhelming. Whereas I bought some Tenga Eggs for A LOT cheaper and although the never lasted near as long, they made me cum like a fucking racehorse.

Hmmm.... Maybe I should buy a few more.
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Look, I tried to find my fleshlight everywhere, is it at ur house?
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>>667026269
either soak it in hot/warm water, but they have USB warmers for it. the only name i know they go by are ona hole warmers so far.
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>>667026466
so you went back to fucking your own hand then? That's better? All that jizz dripping through and around your own fingers?
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>>667013127
They're a hundred dollars now? Weren't they like $50?
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>>667026752
>usb warmer
jesus christ people.

Just put it against your leg if you're in bed on facebook or 4chan before you jerk off.
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>>667026567
Was eyeballing those but can not fathom how they would fit my cock.
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>>667012671
Rate out of 10?
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>>667026921
U c, the economy tanked because nobody was going into STEM & wen they were, they went to state schools. Add the fact children waste their first 18 yeard--ยค1!@
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>>667026921
The stuff that I bought straight from them was 70 not 100
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>>667027053
>HURR I'S GOTTSA BEEEEEYGG DICK

Calm down buddy, they stretch pretty far.
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>>667026997
or give it a little dunk in some hot water. Seriously makes the lube go a lot farther. Water based lubes always get tacky after like a minute. Dilute the shit problem solved.
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>>667026997

No just get a real girl to jerk your cock, her hand is all ready warm and can make sandwhiches
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>>667027181
10 being an actual puss and 5 being a hand 1 being sandpaper.

8-9
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>>667026997
that doesn't warm up the inside tho. only takes like 30 seconds to warm it up with ona hole warmer
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>>667027053
they stretch like crazy. You could probably get a bowling pin in one if you were gentle.
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>>667027366
After how much the stu stretches I am more inclined to believe you now
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>>667027429
you seem to be in the wrong thread.
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>>667024754
Life is suffering.
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>>667027053
They're just one time use stretchy disposable sleeves. Doubt you'd have a problem.
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funk to my puurn tin ninny ninty nootin i am so baked right now
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>>667027921
the tune that goes with this melody
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>>667027429
A real girl to jerk you off and making you a sandwhich.
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>>667027992
is ninny ninny nelody lol
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>>667028044
is punkty punkty pootin
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>>667027870
One time use? Fuck that shit!
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Or you all can get this fucking thing?
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>>667028087
you have to remember punkiy pubktey pootin
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>>667028212
for the grace of lord savalala
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>>667028263
becaus esavalaa
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>>667028314
has aids
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>>667026767
Pretty much. I prefer it to fucking a lifeless prosthetic vagina. Also there were the times I took home fat, ugly, or stupid girls (or some combination of the three) and gave them my mediocre dick, or just find a drunk girl and feed her booze until she passes out and can't say no, then drop her off somewhere remote.
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>>667028201

Just wait 10 years and japan will make a robot with all that installed
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>>667028201
I would but I don't like the insertion angle. I mean if I want to do it doggy style I'm pretty much poking at the bed. I need that sort of ass on my lower abs feeling to get off in that position.
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>>667020468
I wouldn't say that it desensitizes you any more than having sex regularly would. If you start fucking in your teens, by the time you hit your 30's you become a pro & you can go the distance. Why? Because the sensation isn't so new to you & you let your mind wander. People have always said that you can always make yourself last longer if you are distracted such as using the counting method.
(1,2,3,4-1 1,2,3,4-2 1,2,3,4-3 1,2,3,4-4)
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>>/jp/
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Had the stamina one.
The first times it was very good.
But cleaning and drying it becomes tiresome very soon.
However, if your hands are rough and callused like that of a construction worker or a lumberjack you might consider this as a relief.
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>>667028201
can't even imagine keeping this fucking thing around. jesus fucking christ!
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>>667012671
What model and insert? I have a small collection after back Friday now.
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Anybody here use anal vibrators?
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>>667028986
your mom does
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>>667028986
fag :^)
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>>667015297
Comes in plain brown box from some llc. Very subtle.
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>>667029114
>Implying prostate stimulation doesn't make you cum harder.

>Implying wanting to cum really hard is "gay"
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Why not just wait until can find real women to stick penis in?
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>>667028890
Stu
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>>667029359

Because there all hopeless Zetas
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>>667029357
do you also tell yourself this while you finger your own asshole to make sure you're not gay?
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Why not just jack off with hand while fingering ass?
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>>667029359
60 bucks is a lot cheaper for something you'll have access whenever you want you dick in something compared to some bitching woman who can't shut the fuck up during dinner she makes you pay for
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so when will there be a robot with a full female body which you can have fun with (natural movement a woman would do at a cowgirl position (doesnt have to walk and shit - just movement for sex positions), moaning, etc.)???

How many more years do we have to wait?
Is there something beeing build atm?
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>>667029711
It's not gay unless it's a dick, fag.
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>>667028817
disguising as something else would be hilarious, like a pillow. 8P

thought about buying it one.
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>>667029359
because you should not seek women out of sexual desperation. It almost always ends poorly. Also if you're in a relationship it prevents them from using sex as leverage. So it effectively stops pussy whipping.
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>>667029883
nothing wrong with being a fag, gayboy
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>>667026374
WAHAHAHAHAHA!
You perfectly described the one chick who is a regular at the store I go to. The only difference is that she looks manish.
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>>667029766
Honestly I find it hard to attract women to but they also have boobs and a mouth.
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>>667028817
I think that's the water hip. You just drain it and fold it up.
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that black Friday sale on demon toy thou
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>>667030146
you want tits? look in a mirror
you want a mouth? Fleshlight makes those too
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>>667029359
I have a gf I fuck fairly regularly when work hours align, a piece on the side and I fuck hookers occasionally just to get strange without worrying about my home life. These have honestly left me more satisfied thank the hookers for less. My gf also has a masturbation fetish, and they are interesting to pull out in threesomes.

It's not about lack of sex it's about having something quality for the right price amd isn't going to try and fuck up your life. Protip try as you might you can't get a fleshlight pregnant.
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