ask a guy who just fucked his first fleshlight for the 3rd time anything
thinking about getting one? ask about it.
Yes I was married to my first wife for 10 years. I wouldn't say it feels 100% like the real thing but it's probably as close as its going to get.
Pretty damn amazing
I've heard a few people say it's better than the real thing. A little different but better. Is there any truth to that?
Ever have a friend find it and give you shit about it?
What are the selling points for the flash?
My purpose for getting it is the stamina training. I had an issue of cuming real quick because a: a puss feels sooooo mu check better than a hand and b: I don't have sex nearly as regularly these days.
I wouldn't go so far as to say better than the real thing but it's pretty Damm nice.
Haven't had anyone find out yet (just got it last week) but I did just host a party and accidentally left it out in the bathroom (caps on) and no one even noticed.
There is more sensation. It definitely feels great, but it isn't better than the real thing. You can't replace a moaning, moving, warm, female body with some plastic and latex and say it feels "real".
that's the whole reason I bought mine. I have only used it 3 times so far so I can't speak for sure, but it SEEMS like it's already making a difference.
(to be frank I want to train myself to fuck the living shit out of her and leave her a puddle of sweat, semen, and juices. she usually cums pretty well, usually about 3 times per session but i have to take it so slow to keep my load contained)
I just Google it, you can get one for 10$
Kek, really cheap, is it good enough?
Okay OP, I've been wondering about getting one too.
thing is though, I'm in a long distance relationship, and I've heard that if you use a fleshlight it can desensitize you or some shit so that when I finally do fuck my girlfriend, it won't feel as good or some shit.
Is this true?
How does a fleshlight feel compared to pussy?
>she usually cums pretty well, usually about 3 times per session
She's either not having an orgasm and lying by telling you she is, or she doesn't know what an orgasm is, or you're lying. An actual ORGASM would take so much out of a female it would be hard for them to continue. A female orgasm takes more than just putting your dick in her, believe it or not. Bunch of fucking virgins on this site.
Obviously never fucked a girl. Guys have a hard time continuing. Girls sometimes can cum over and over and yes they can fuck all night.
I can believe I actually responded to this troll...
You're a fucking retard, I have a gf who orgasms like 30x in an hour or two during sex and squirts probably 2-6x as well (only for me not others).
There are girls like you described though but since it seems like you've only had a few girls you must be a beta bitch.
I bet you I'm seeing more girls right now then you fucked it know your life lmao
not OP but a fellow fleshlight consumer- they only wear down if you don't use lube properly. Water based, not oil. And clean that shit.
The containers/flash light shaped piece is a bit large and unwieldy but you do get used to it.
No but you implied they were all the same by saying they all pass out from orgasm.
Admit that you're a beta bitch whose never fucked more then 5 chick's.....
Yet come on the Internet talking about the parameters of the female orgasm.
Fucking loser beta
mine has shown no signs of breakdown anywhere except the top (there was a seam there already, just some fraying on the seam if that makes sense)
it cost me $30 and i can control the pressure and suction, pretty good deal imo
I feel like that one is designed for desensitizing the nerve endings, and inadvertently making you last longer that way to be honest. I have the Misty Stone swallow and Forbidden (2 for super cheap sale a while back) and they're pretty amazing. Interior on both is virtually the same though. Ass is fucking tight as hell though. Be warned it is louder than the regular ones lol
2 sponges, a plastic bag, 4 rubber bands, and just try to make one, that's what I do.
LUBE OR LOTION IS A MUST THO.
Youre the kek, cuck
my ol' lady makes me stop several times during a session. she gets a nut, makes me go real slow for a while til she gets her motor running again. we do this several times til she tells me shes all through with nutting and tells me to finish. been that way for 8 years now, virginfag.
The time and effort I (and maybe you) puts into ordering one, we could actually get the real thing. I'm an attractive man and I have girls in my inbox, it s just I'm not that type of guy. I threw it out on the 2nd day it came
>I feel like that one is designed for desensitizing the nerve endings
that's not really how it works.
I personally like taking it real slow and just building up until I explode in there. Needs soft nubbles and stuff for that ribbed textures just irritate the dick head too much for prolonged use.
Sounds about right. I love fucking her right after she came and she gets thus panicked look in her eyes ad is like "gentile!" So I slow down for a minute and do it again, after a couple of times she s good to go and stats juicing all over my cock again. It's great!
>It is perfectly socially acceptable for a female to purchase, own and use toys such as dildos etc.
>A guy that has a sextoy for men is a creepy, disgusting loser deserving of death.
I'm sick of these faggot ass bullshit double standards.
No unless you live alone its a pain in the ass to clean and tough to keep warm when your fucking it. You have to let it dry out or it gets moldy and I don't want my roommates to know I have a plastic fuck toy. Haven't used it in a year
This. Remember to put the sponges in the bucket, the bag over your head, the lotion (if u use it) 0n ash's wedding gift to mrs. Mime and the rubber bands-wait y am I telling u, u no all this?
I have seen 10 or 15 eps and found it entertaining but I dont get the obsession and would never hang out with any one slightly Bronish
But if a girl put out for MLP, i'd find all the discount MLP crap I could and she could earn it the hard way
I owned the STU Fleshlight and hated it. Cleaning the fucking thing was pretty annoying. Too expensive.
I recommend the Tenga Flip, I bought this after the fleshlight. Way more convenient for storing and way easier to clean. It's less obvious that it's a masturbater compared to fleshlight. Best part way cheaper and in my opinion way better.
You could go to the comic store and talk to a slight chubby girl with glasses and spend that $50 on going to see star wars and Taco Bell and then have put your penis in her mouth
but no your gonna get the fleshight
I had one and it turned out to just be a waste of money. I'd be ready to go, pull it out, get it lubed up and lose my boner at the complete lack of interest I had in fucking a piece of rubber. It felt good when I got into it, but just the idea of what I was doing completely killed it for me. It's hard to get excited about humping a prosthetic vagina substitute like some kind of girlfriend-amputee.
I tried the onaholes, too. There was a "virgin" one and a "little sister" model that I used a few times and just couldn't get it up for because the idea of having simulated sex with a prosthetic girlfriend was extremely disappointing and not at all arousing. It can't say no, reject me, spend my money, cheat on me, hurt my feelings or tell me I'm being selfish, but that's kind of the point. If I was a necrophiliac, I'd totally be into it, but I prefer the ones that try to fight back a little.
I have been reading about that, so far I've just run hot water through it before I start but I'm not totally happy with that method.
I'm going to try the soaking it for 10-15 in hot water next.
I had one for a while. I found it to be pretty underwhelming. Whereas I bought some Tenga Eggs for A LOT cheaper and although the never lasted near as long, they made me cum like a fucking racehorse.
Hmmm.... Maybe I should buy a few more.
that doesn't warm up the inside tho. only takes like 30 seconds to warm it up with ona hole warmer
you seem to be in the wrong thread.
A real girl to jerk you off and making you a sandwhich.
Pretty much. I prefer it to fucking a lifeless prosthetic vagina. Also there were the times I took home fat, ugly, or stupid girls (or some combination of the three) and gave them my mediocre dick, or just find a drunk girl and feed her booze until she passes out and can't say no, then drop her off somewhere remote.
I would but I don't like the insertion angle. I mean if I want to do it doggy style I'm pretty much poking at the bed. I need that sort of ass on my lower abs feeling to get off in that position.
I wouldn't say that it desensitizes you any more than having sex regularly would. If you start fucking in your teens, by the time you hit your 30's you become a pro & you can go the distance. Why? Because the sensation isn't so new to you & you let your mind wander. People have always said that you can always make yourself last longer if you are distracted such as using the counting method.
(1,2,3,4-1 1,2,3,4-2 1,2,3,4-3 1,2,3,4-4)
Had the stamina one.
The first times it was very good.
But cleaning and drying it becomes tiresome very soon.
However, if your hands are rough and callused like that of a construction worker or a lumberjack you might consider this as a relief.
60 bucks is a lot cheaper for something you'll have access whenever you want you dick in something compared to some bitching woman who can't shut the fuck up during dinner she makes you pay for
so when will there be a robot with a full female body which you can have fun with (natural movement a woman would do at a cowgirl position (doesnt have to walk and shit - just movement for sex positions), moaning, etc.)???
How many more years do we have to wait?
Is there something beeing build atm?
because you should not seek women out of sexual desperation. It almost always ends poorly. Also if you're in a relationship it prevents them from using sex as leverage. So it effectively stops pussy whipping.
you want tits? look in a mirror
you want a mouth? Fleshlight makes those too
I have a gf I fuck fairly regularly when work hours align, a piece on the side and I fuck hookers occasionally just to get strange without worrying about my home life. These have honestly left me more satisfied thank the hookers for less. My gf also has a masturbation fetish, and they are interesting to pull out in threesomes.
It's not about lack of sex it's about having something quality for the right price amd isn't going to try and fuck up your life. Protip try as you might you can't get a fleshlight pregnant.