So b... Anyone else want to fuck their mom?

not my own, but literally every other mom out there.

>>666992967
no because i'm not a degenerate faggot

>>666993405
Hey look someone who isn't autistic

>>666992967
Give me a fucking source

>>666992967

no but you got any of that sauce?

>>666992967
nope. mom is ugly. and that would be sick. your mom however...

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>>666992967
why did oedipus end up blind and crippled for doing that by mistake and yet you're fine OP, there is no god in this world

Sauce is American Miranda

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>>666992967
I want mine so bad!

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>>666994903

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>>666995042

>>666995042
Oh damn! Do you jack off in her panties?

i dont know that i could really do it but ive definitely jerked off while thinking about fucking my moms ass

>>666994766
Just did a quick Google search and it only brought up miranda rights. I need details nigga.

been fapping to a shower vid of mine for a few days now

>>666993077
Same but I have a hard time picking up moms.

>>666995702
ive always really wanted to do that. were you scared of getting cuaght? must be so worth the risk to be able to jerk off to your naked moms tits and ass. youd be a god if you let us see the vid.

>>666995220
>>666995042
>>666994903
your moms fucking hot man. great tits. id love to see more of her

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>>666995249
I wish! I moved out now I never tried when I was there

>>666995435
So if she was shitfaced, you wouldn't even try?

>>666995964
no because i just know it wouldnt go well. but if she tried to suck my dick or something i wouldnt stop her. if she really went for it then i might go on to fuck her. i dont know. she was a real bitch growing up so i think id really only want to fuck her ass. its that part that really makes the fantasy work for me.

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>>666995940
>>666995952
I know she's so fucking hot!

>>666993077
This. Also, check'd my friend. But yeah, my own mom? Hard pass. Lonely, under-fucked moms, of which there are millions? Fuck yes.

>>666992967
Not really no.

But want to fuck others mums. Yeah.

>>666996191
love it. you missed out by not jerking off on her stuff. when did you start looking at her? any good stories?

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>>666996191
More pics and if anyone wants to email me for some more info shoot me ur email

>>666995952
When I visit her I jack off all the time she's got a big purple vibrator too do I know she's cock starved

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I want to fuck my aunt, can I at least substitute her? Pic related, also.

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>>666996678
>>666996773
Shoot me ur email if your down

>>666996773
nice man. get in touch at keenmalformation at gmail .

looks like shes got a nice ass too.

>>666996808
That's not me but If I found her dildo I would suck it lol

>>666996678
It's kinda been a life long thing for me. At my old house there was a window in my parents bathroom with blinds but I bent the blinds just enough to watch her shower

>>666997123
I have. I've smelled it and licked it and came on it

>>666997078
Sent :)

>>666996886
Yes

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How do I find a nice fucked up girl who would want to fuck our son? What are the signs?

>>666992967
no

but the messed up part is, i wish i did

i wish my mom wasnt a short fat wicked bitch

>>666997436
nice man. ill check in a few.

>>666997553
She just got divorced, and she only talks to me on Facebook; she cut ties with the rest of the family. I haven't told anyone we talk yet

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>>666997219
From what I remember as a kid her tits looked like these

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>>666996978
More pics why not

>>666998273
mines short and fat, still i get past it when i watch my vids..

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Thanks for sharing your moms anon, they are hot
I too want to fuck my mom, i find her so sexy

>>666998475
man you gotta share some. so fucking hot.

>>666998353
Take her out for a night on the town, get her absolutely drunk and see if she'll blow you

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>>666998322
>>666998404

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>>666998671
Her at Halloween looking like a hot whore! :)

>>666992967
Soaurce!

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>>666998811

>>666992967
>Anyone else want to fuck their mom?
She was an ugly, fat, miserable, vicious and vindictive harpy. And she's dead.
>So that's a no from me

>>666998586
Not a bad idea, I'd probably take her somewhere further away so I don't risk seeing anyone I know. But we've had two long conversations about sex, just general stuff. She's kind of a hard read, usually it's totally obvious if a girl wants to fuck.

The place without mothers use to be decent for real mom & son porn. Now its just full of fake censored japanese shit

>>666999028
>>666992967
seconded for fucks sake

>>666998475
i havent spoken to her in years and want to pop her in the fucking face


but post your mom and ill pretend

>>666999311
Zoe Holloway's scenes, which are still up in that sans-madre place, are fucking hot. She really gets into the role.

>>666999279
I'm rooting for you man. And if things go south who's she going to tell? Your family?

>>666998671
>>666998563
>>666998811
>>666999101
nice man. im jacking off to your mom. for all the guys posting their moms, id love to see some mom feet! dont know if anyones into it but i love feet and its hot when someone is gonna share their moms feet.

>>666999632
Thanks friendo. But yeah, she's kind of a psycho, and she tried to fuck my uncle over in the divorce. We're definitely not close, but I think I have a chance here.

>>666999628
Still fake though. It use to have a lot of real stuff where you could see they was related.

>>666999993
So fucking close! Maybe offer to drive too so she can drink as much as she wants because I'm sure she needs a good relaxing evening

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>>666999993
>all those repetitive digits

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Sometimes I fap thinking on my mom but I feel so guilty and I never would touch her irl.

www dot
xnxx
dot
Com/video4450551/mexican_american_mirada_sexy

>>667000589
Source ops webm

>>667000324
You're right. She tides me over while I continue the quest for the Real Shit, though.

>>667000432
Not a bad plan, I just hope she doesn't back out at the last second. I don't like going out unless I know for certain I have a guaranteed trip to bed. I'm sure I can manage that before we ever go out.

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http://www.xvideos.com/video15990447/gatita_fiera_cojiendo_con_el_amigo

>>667000952
Fair enough. I wish you the best of luck

>>667000484
Why not?

>>667001337
Oh you know I'll be reporting back here with stories and (hopefully) pictures

>>667002137
I'll keep an eye out man. Really looking forward to it. If I'm successful in seducing my mom I'll do the same

My mom has such a fat ass...Probably the reason I like big butts. I'm fucked

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keep the pics coming

>>667003464
Fuck! Got any bikini pics?

>>667003176
How are you fucked?

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>>667003656
unfortunatly not , we havent been to the beach in a while

>>666993077
This

>>667003905
Damn.. Well keep them coming

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my mom

>>667004103
oh fuck yea. shes hot. lots of great milfs in this threads. bumping for anyone who can find mom pics with their feet in them.

>>667004103
Nice

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>>667004103
picture of her foot i found on her phone>>666999829
i love feet too

>>666992967
Yes
I regret it after getting a boner/fapping, but then I do it again.
Its a vicious cycle....

>>667003905
would definitely rail this mamacita hard. moar!

no interest at all in my own mom, but momcest fantasies in general give me the bone. freud dude would no doubt have things to say about this.

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Not mine, but super decent milf.

>>667004425
nice man! great pic. i love feet. and mom feet is so fucking hot. you have some more pics of her or her feet?

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>>667004078
sure i have some
>>667004103
hot

Has anyone even actually ever fucked their own mom or is this just some sort of weird fantasy circle jerk

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not my mom but an extended family member. hot tight yoga milf body, would love to fuck her

>>666992967
>be me
>18
>no school
>lived next to primary school since 1 years old
>the mums just get better looking every year

What do?

>>667006513
I'm attempt to in about a week or so

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>>666995776
Go to the our time site. 50+. Place is swarming with pussy waiting to be tongue punched.

>>666994680
Nope

>>667006913
Go for it

>>667007012
the what site?

>>667006513

it happens, but irl it's mostly just gross.

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>>667007115
not likely for a couple of reasons but if the situation ever arose, i'm pretty sure i would

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>>667007005
has she shown any interest in you? sexualy ?

>>667006513
it happens, but most cases are either sad, gross or both.

Anyone here with UK British mums?

>>667007005
we need more info stat

>>667006931
Also
>step-mum literally only 10 years older than me
>dad works in france
>she is alone all week

These seem like classic porn situations

Not my mom. That would be too weird for me. I'd fuck plenty of my aunts and cousins though. Don't know if that makes it any better lol

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>>667007754
let's open things up. anyone tap an aunt or an older cousin? peeping tom stories and the like welcome too

>>666998362
I can guarantee they don't look like that, or didn't for that matter

>>667008153
My aunt slept on my bed during Christmas once because her head hurt so while she was sleeping I was groping her ass and looking up her skirt. That's all though. Too much of a pussy to do anything else

>>667008395
how old is she? latina?

can we get some more mom feet in here. love that shit.

.Mega Chan

http://plusje.nl/B1K1M6

>>667008514
still pretty hot though. pics of her?

I find the fantasy appealing, I'll watch a Xev Bellringer, or Tara Tainton scene about it, etc. But with my own. God no.

>>667008758
Didn't take any pics of her when she was sleeping and I'm not gonna spread pics of her on here sorry

>>667007308
When I visit, she's also asking me if I want to sleep in her bed with her when I know she only sleeps in a shirt, when we're sitting on the couch she'll put her hand on my upper thigh and rub it towards my dick. Barely touching it each time every time, she's openly stated how it's been so long since she's had a real orgasm, she leaves her door open when her room can be seen from the couch when she changes clothes. Whenever I shower she always has to get something out of the bathroom I'm in when she has her own bathroom attached to her bedroom and always when the shower stops and I'm grabbing a towel. So she has seen me naked and stares at my dick for a long second before turning around and apologizing

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anyone mess around with a friend's mom?

these "moms" have accumulated a big bunch of germs, please consider this

>>667009121
weak. come on, something from fb with her face blocked out?

>>667009171
Your mum is fucked in the skull though pretty average for this bunch.

>>667009171
if any of that is true, then the gates have been open for a long time

>>667009383
I'll see what I can get

>>667009416
Probably, but then again so am I. So I'm going to try and fuck her. Or at the very least get a blowjob

>>666992967
Hell yes, I would bang the shit out of your mom.

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>>667008638
yeah she´s latina 43 years
>>667009171
cool story bro

>>666996886
Too bad she only fucks niggers.

>>667009783
That's not my mom, though she has the same body type

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>>667009678
that's the spirit anon!

>>667009844
looks good for 43. would love to watch those tits swing while doing her doggystyle

>>666993077
Then ur into milfs faggot not insect

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My cousin. Fucked her on/off for 20 years.

>>667010296
thats amazing. were gonna need some stories on that. howd it happen? any more pics?

>>667010296
pic or gtfo

>>667010296
hot as hell. what's the age difference? and more pics of course!

>>667010296
shes really hot , how old is she ?

>>667010490

Only pic I have. She WAS best friends with my wife. Wife suspected some things. He husband suspected as well. Had to get rid of all evidence and do not contact one another any more.

She was a freak though. Any time, any place. She used to blow me in parking lots, fucked her at work. She became obsessed with BDSM. It was getting really great until shtf.

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my crazy aunt. would totally do her but she lives in LA

>>667010692

One year age difference. She's 37 & I'm 38. Pic was from 3 years ago. Only one salvageable and not entirely inappropriate that I was able to keep.

my mom took a bunch of nudes on her phone, so one day i took her phone, hooked it up to my computer and copied em over.

jack off to it everyonce in awhile.

sometimes she leaves her email open, and she emailed my father once on how i almost walked in on her taking nude selfies.
instaboner.jpg

>>667011317
cant grab anything from fb?

how'd it start?

>>667011353
BS, pics man

>>667011353
Post them

>>667011353
whut dey sed
>>667011506
>>667011575

>>667011197
i live in LA. gimme her details i'll fuck her for you.

>>666992967
My mom used to pretend hypnotize me when I was young, cemented that fetish into me for sure. Now all I want to do is hypnotize and fuck her, vice versa would be even better.

>>667011885
Ooh! I like that!

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>>667011881
ha, yeah, right

>>666994903
>>666995042
>>666995220
>>666995952
>>666996191
>>666996773
>>666996978
>>666998404
>>666998671
>>666998811
>>666999101
Anyone able to help me out?

>>667012103
Why don't you visit her?

I seriously can't imagine having sex with my mom. Just typing that made me cringe. However, I think it's really hot when I see other guys that want to fuck their moms. Idk it's pretty weird.

>>667012177
>>>/r/14183608

>>667012177
With what?

>>667012177
shes nice. any pics of her feet?

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>>667012256
maybe i could crash with her some day if i'm out there but we're not super close or anything. went on a big family vacation together a while back and i totally went through her clothes when everyone was at the beach and i was 'taking a nap'

>>667012384
With tips to fuck his mom I think.

I fucked my step-mom while she was drunk on multiple occasions and she never remembered. It was fucking great

>>667012698
needed: deets, pics

>>667012076
She really drove that fetish home, I can't even go to a hypnosis show without getting turned on now. I actually did hypnotize her on multiple occasions just never had the nerve to try anything sexual (you still retain some of your morals while under so she would have to have at least thought about it before), but it was still immensely satisfying for me, I got off while her eyes were closed haha.

>>667012634
Got any pics of her panties?

>>666996978
shes hot man [email protected]

>>667012103

im srs tell me the gym she goes to and i'll go and hit on her.

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>>667012825
no, too chicken to steal em. but i definitely rubbed my cock on them and jacked off using them. ah the memories. nervous about getting caught, came so goddamn hard

>>667013199
I know that feeling so bad.

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>>667011506
>>667011575
she had a bunch of em like this

>>667012818
How did you hypnotize her?

>>667012384
Send me email and I'll let you know :) looking for nice pics to be sent her way

>>667012634
I think it's time you got close anon

>>667013199
I've got to say, she looks like she would be able to crush you. Not bad, anon

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>>667013449
>>667011506
>>667011575
>>667011679
best one was this one, not naked bud damn

>>667012458
I think I already am waiting on your response

>>667012177
jesus christ guys you are so idiot
yea of course we can help you out
just answer this
she drink ?
anybody else live with you ( you and her ) ?
she take pills ? or sleep pills ?

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>>667013389
haha yeah dude, it's a rush. what's your story?

>>667013565
this thread is making me think about how

>>667013568
haha yeah, she is buff and pretty wild i think. if i could pull it off, it would be some fucking crazy sex, that's for sure

>>667010296
i envy the shit out of you. i had a crush on my cousin ever since i was little but her older brother is way too over protective of her so he'd be on to us in a heart beat.

>>667013645
I'm looking for different help man

>>667010629
>being this retarded

>>667013905
you choose the very hard difficult m8.
its gonna be hard.

>>667013957
Yeah right?

>>667013766
Just start talking with her on Facebook or something. It's a long road but eventually ask if you could visit sometime and go from there

>>667012910
Sent :)

>>667014093

Moar!

>>667012781
unfortunately no pics available, she doesn't use facebook or anything, and I'm not living at home anymore.

Basically I was playing xbox and she came down drunk stumbling around and spilling wine. Sat next to me and started whining about how violent call of duty was and how I should spend more time with her. Gave her a hug and a kiss at her request but decided to extend it to see if anything would happen. She reciprocated and I just opened my mouth a bit and we were making out. I started grabbing her tits and I was diamonds, she noticed and went down on me after we finished kissing. She was lying on the couch and I was standing so I started rubbing her, got her wet and pulled up her night gown and panties to the side. Fucked for less than 10 minutes then came inside her biggest nut of my life.

That was 2 years ago when I was 18 and it happened a few more times after that before I moved for school this fall

>>667014198
I just want dick pics sent to her lol

I found the source but cant get past the spam filter, how do I post the link?

(its video4450551 on xnxx)

I jack off to my mom all the time, but damn, the post ejaculatory regret is so real

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>>667014263
hmm. would have to figure out an approach. would def be weird if i just messaged out of nowhere. and plus, i dont know, it would be hot but creepy as hell

>>667014374
This. I want this

>>667014374
goddamn. you gonna hit it again soon?

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Cheating ex. Fuck her. Here /b/ros http://hotdeal.github.io

>>667013766
My story is almost literally the same, but it is with my step mum.
Mine may sound a little creepier. She has a truly 10/10 body, but to balance it out, mother nature made her almost fully deaf. She is super submissive, not in a mean way but in the way that you could tell you could do anything you want to her.

>>667014916
No

>>667013454
well I just have her stare at a spot or object and as she does I have her breathe slowly and steadily as I begin to relax her entire body one part at a time from the feet to the head. eventually I can see that she's physically very relaxed (shoulders slouched, very little movement, eyes fluttering trying to stay open and focused) and at this point I tell her that after a brief countdown I'll say sleep and she will fall into a deep trance, once she understands I begin, usually her eyes will shut on their own and she's probably more than under at that point..

So yeah that's the gist of it, I usually deepen the trance a bit before giving suggestions to her (which are harmless things like believing her name is somthing else or forgetting certain numbers. I know I'm a pussy)

That's how I do it but I'm not a professional so I'm sure there is lots of room to improve.

Link to this video please

>>667014917
i like where this is going. what have you done so far?

>>667015472
video15990447 on xnxx

I would post the full link but 4chan stops me

>>667015530
Nothing

Although I am this guy, so I just need to find the way in
>>667007690

>>666993569
>>666994007
>>666992967
Might be a little late but I found sauce

http://www.xvideos.com/video15990447/gatita_fiera_cojiendo_con_el_amigo

>>667014789
I only ever got to when she was pretty much blackout drunk, she kind of has a drinking problem. The way I see it is it's not really that taboo because we're not related, but I was still nervous doing it the first time and my heart was beating pretty damn fast the entire time.

>>667014789
I go back for reading week at the end of the month, it really depends if I catch her drunk or not. I'm hoping to especially now, since I finally have a good camera to take pics / film with.

>>667015298
Hmm interesting...

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runnin low on pics. you guys fappin to these?

>>667015625
Doesnt work.

>>667016012
nice pics
ims saving the whole thread for latter

>>667015894
Yeah I mean it's only really relevant to my fetishes, but I'd put that above actual sexual encounters in terms of how much I enjoyed it. It's also somewhat of a thrill jerking off right in front of her while she's in trance, there's always the possibility that she'll wake up for one reason or another.

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>>667014093
thanks anon, ill ask her for nudes.

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>>667016837

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i wouldnt mind fucking jon jon florence's mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNhPch4tjaE

skip to 2:36

>>667011046
Anymore details of her? Wouldn't mind trying

>>667016837
i couldnt even remembber how the fuck do that.
can you explain me xd ?¡

Not my own mom
it's just fucking sick

every other mom out there would do

>>667016399
Damn! That's hot dude! I can see why it's a fetish

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I do, yeah.

>pic related

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>>667017626
but if your mom look like this
shes 36

>>667017918
Holy fucking shit dude I wanna bury my face in that ass

Hmm, kind of, but my mother is an ultra-christian obese woman. I find nothing about her attractive. I do love the mom/son incest fantasy. My girlfriend is taller and older than me, and sometimes we spoon, she's big spoon, I'm little spoon, and she jerks me off. I call her my mommy and she loves it. But only in that one specific position.

>>666993077
I'd fuck most milfs. I would never fuck my own mother or my own sister. I'm not a degenerate faggot.

>>667018503
How does wanting to fuck your mom make you a degenerate?

>>666996773
get in touch at guitarsmash12 at gmail

>>667018970
>How does wanting to fuck your mom make you a degenerate?

lol

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no more momcest talk? :(

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Maybe there's hope for tumblr after all.

>>667010296
More details of her?

>>667017883
haha thanks, my goal in life is to figure out how to get around the limitations of hypnosis, like having her so deep that I can convince her that I'm her husband and she's very turned on and letting it go from there while she's still under.

when i was 24 i fucked a 44yo milf a few times. Not my mom or a friends mom but every now and then I'll think back to her and put her in that role when I fap

>>666995220
>>666995042
>>666994903
I'd fuck your mom nice and hard

>>667020809
Mmmm send your email man

moms are literally the easiest to pick up, they dont get enough attention and understand if u dont call em back

>>667021003
yeah, but how do you pick them up? It can't be like other women, surely

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>>667020786
nice! need more details. how'd it happen?

>>667021003

text all the single moms you know right now like hey whats up what are u doing etc etc
hey we should catch up ill swing by tomorrow morning what are u doing ill tag along with you

then u fuck em literally wherever

>>667018970
kek

>>667020708
Good plan dude. I hope you succeed in your goals

>>667021279
im busy fapping right now but the short story is that i was her personal trainer and i started testing the waters "jokingly" flirting. as the sessions went one i the flirting got heavier and heavier until she couldn't take it. We fucked a few times but I was busy fucking a round with other girls in the gym so I let it slip away. wish i had fucked her a few more times. actually, really wish i had snuck some video/photos. didn't start doing that til later in my sexcapades.

>>667021605
not a terrible idea

>>667021003
In the words of Jimmy Pop Ali, "Women are like dog doo, hear me through don't interrupt. It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up"

>>667020987
[email protected]

>>667020708
Can't wait till you find out your mom's a second dad and you're adopted

>>667022046
*sessions when on the flirting

>>667022191
FUCK i cant think when im fapping
sessions WENT on

>>667022104
I'd still hit that

>>667022046
that is a fucking fantastic story, anon. got any pics of her?

>>667022296
Just finish then type

I need some help. There is a yoga group in my village. It is full of 30 year old mothers of the local primary school. I think if I go there I will have a way in. I will be able to check them out, and they will be able to do the same to me (I have been working out so I am in pretty good shape)

>>667021894
You and me both
>>667022160
plz no

>>667022351
unfortunately no. I'm trying to find some now but I got nothing. I remember a time that would have been perfect to hide a camera but like I said I didn't start sneaking videos til later. It would have been great too. She took me to the house she grew up in (her parents house still) and we fucked in her room. She was literally begging me at that point to cum in her. Damn...those days man...

>>667022927
actually i might have one...i have to dig a little first

My mom looks like Lisa Ann, so I can't enjoy that. My aunt has the body of Christie Mack though, and recently shaved her head to match.

>>667023193
Need some pics man

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>>667022927
nothing hotter than a woman telling you to pump her full of semen, i feel you. do you know her name? nothing on fb?

>>667023193
yeah, bet you're hung like an elephant and make 7 figures too...

>>667009171
Pretend you're drunk someday that might work

>>666992967
The truth about mom fucking:

It's hot to imagine other guys fucking their moms, not so much in real life for several reasons.

First, no mother with any degree of her shit together is going to try and fuck her son. She has to be mentally fucked or on drugs or something, it's just not done, period.

Second, if you initiate with your mother and she's normal and hasn't fucked you up then you need help. That is not how these relationships work in any way. If you see it that way it's either a seriously damaged relationship or you are emotionally damaged.

I say this because I know. Not a fap story but my mom jerked me to orgasm three times when I was 12 or 13. Nothing more ever happened. She was messed up. I was turned on and horrified at the same time when it was happening. I am thankful in never went any further because I needed her to be a normal mom. She did get her shit together eventually and I know that we would not have the relationship we have today if things had gone further.

Having said all that, I still find mom/son stuff very hot. I am cool with that but I thought you faggots should know that the truth is a hell of a lot more complex.

>>667023498
yea I know her name, can't find her on fb though. Trying to remember her daughters name...

>>667024122
ok, noted.

but now tell us about how you ended up getting handies from your mom.

>>666996773
thenumberonefan at gmail hit me up

>>666992967
I'm not totally fucked in the head so no

>>667024849
Said it doesn't exist man?

>>667024470
It's not a fappable story really. She was a self-hating alcoholic. She went through a period where she brought a lot of guys home. During this time, when she went out and got plastered and didn't find someone, she came in my room at night and did it. I finally told her no and went to live with my dad for about 2 years.

She cleaned up her act and we reconnected and I lived with her again after that.

>>667013199
her name is grace quek. either OP is lying or he just got busted. reverse image seach her. or just google the name

>>667025550
Literally, the only true incest story on /b/, ever

>this kills the thread

>>667024849
You must of wrote it wrong?

>>667025678
nevermind among further research OP is definitely lying. shes a former pornstar. youre a faggot, little kid
>>667016012
>>667014749
>>667013766
>>667013199

>>667024849
thenumberwonfan at gmail

>>667025412
>>667026014
>>667026436

>>667026436
Still doesn't work

>>667027134
[email protected]

>>667027385
Sent :)

I found nudes and fap to her all the time. When I was drunk I told her I found the nudes and they got me horny. She took it surprisingly well

>>666996978
send me all the pics you can

[email protected]

>>666993077

kinda this. can i get a new mom except no rp?

>>667028644
I'm looking for pics to be sent to her, you still down?

>>667009298
I lived with a friend for awhile, his mom was around 40, bbw, she worked all week and when she came home she would wear white short shorts and a big colts jersey and nothing else. One night she jumped in the pool with us, wearing that, and my friend and his gf got out about 20 mins later (we were all drinking) and his mom and I were alone. I was swimming around the edge of the pool, getting debris in the middle (to help them clean it later or whatever) and I kept passing her up. at random while passing her, she grabbed me and held on. I got hard instantly, my cock was almost right in between her pussy lips and she just held on tight. I copped a feel, groped her massive tits, but she moved my hand down to her ass. I was going to try to slip it in but his dad came out and told me to leave. I haven't seen much of her since but would gladly cheat on my wife to bang my friends mum.

>>667028644
I just want to have a good jerk off

>>667028830
I just want to bust some fucking nuts, your mom is fucking hot

>>667028830
Please send me her photos, i can cum on the pics if you want.

>>667029119
a+ material, anon. you know what comes next: pics?

>>667014374
sounds fake and gay

>>667029309
>>667029532
Same email?

>>667030182
[email protected]

yes sir

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would do my mom, seen her pics posted

>>667010296
>White people.

>>667029579
I have no pics of her at all, it's been a few years ago. I'd post from her FB but I've been on the chan for a long time. standby while I find away around this obvious shit...

>>667015802
Thanks anon

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>>666992967
Yuuuuuuup.

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>>667029579
Here is one. I'll try to find a body comparison if you want. I remember her tits were massive but firm as fuck- like, even her nipples were straight out, and when she stood in front of the kitchen window to do dishes you could see them through her jersey and they looked better than 20 year old nips. the areola was about three inches across, very define nipple, with the little bumps around it... they were amazing. I wish I would've set up my camera in the bathroom for her.

>>666993077
same

>>667031379
yes please