YOU HAVE TALENTS.
I know you guys are good at something. What's that one thing that you are passionate about and better at than the vast majority of people on the planet?
What is your talent, /b/?
Im the bass player and lead singer in a prog rock band and i compose chiptune
I also play guitar, piano, saxophone, clarinet and ocarina
Pic related is my chiptune alias
So far: Nothing except procrastinate my inevitable suicide
I'm a good writer with over seven thousand followers, world-wide.
I'm also a good composer. Not great but good.
Have a sample of my music:
So what if it's pone music? It's not the only thing I compose and you can't deny it's still good.
I'm also a furfag and a Brony but don't let that make you think badly of me.
>InB4 fuck you furfag
>InB4 fuck you ponyfag
>InB4 anything else negative.
i like to draw, here is the proof.
I can down in madness, i can be a crazy guy, but after that i dont know when and where i gonna be normal again cause' i can't feel time and feelings and other things in that case
I'm good at complaining... and fapping...
and I need to use the bathroom many times... so I guess that makes three
Oh and also I'm very good at hating and being alone
in all seriousness though, languages are my passion, and art sometimes(the latter is just a hobby) , I want to be a translator(inb4 be an engineer or die) translating books, poems websites and shit like that.
Otherwise I got nothing else.
you brownies are always so humble aren't you
I am the ultimate IRL support. If you have an idea, I can follow you to it's grave.
I have a ridiculous amount of energy, if i drink coffee I double that.
I have a personality to make simpleminded people around me happy.
I am not afraid of death.
im really good at smoking weed. thats my only skill.
My only talent is being able to commune with succubus bitches. It's a great talent tho.
I legit have no talents. I like working out, and appear to be good at it compared to people who don't work out, but compared to anyone who's been doing it as long as I or even close to, my strength and physique are fairly average.
I also love gaming, but get eliminated pretty early in tournaments, which I attend weekly
Nope! Not at all. I know exactly where I am! Do you?
That's just anyone. You look at really good artists, you'll always be able to find someone better than them. Same with actors, singers, scientists, anyone in any sphere really.
So don't worry and keep on keeping on.
I can suck myself off if that counts as a talent.
Thanks, /b/ro. Like I said I'm not great but good and, yeah, there's more of us around than ever.
But, still, I can see why you think we'd be dying out.
The small but very vocal (and usually very fucked up) part of our community has grown tired of sticking it in everyone's faces, which is an excellent thing because it's helped to let all the Bronyhate die down, not that it's completely vanished, yet, but there's a lot less of it.
Honestly, I'm the first to admit that, if you do a comparision, I'm probably one of the least talented Bronies out there. There are others who are infinitely more talented than me.
That just makes me proud to be part of such an incredibly talented and versitle community.
I'm pretty damn good at Mega Man(X)
And losing things
I'm a extremely good liar.
I'm a good fighter.
I'm very adaptative
I'm good at sex (but not good at getting it ç-ç)
And i'm good at writting, english is not my natural language so my gramatic here is bad as fuck, but in my natural language i'm extremely good at writting storys, speechs and musics and i'm better at grammar than 99% of the people on my country.
Blacksmithing. Hard to make a profit though unless you like making knives.
>I'm a masterrace
It's true. You don't have to be the best at anything. Just be in shape, make decent cash, be confident and back it up by being a fuck she doesn't forget.
Life isn't complicated.
i started out gaming on the sega master system, alex the kid in miracle world. Platforming with skill is a fucking art my friend, fps is for twitchy kids and mobas are just for cunts. Wonderboy is my drug.
>Talented in the arcane arts
>Nobody will ever know of my feats
Meditation is key
There you go man ^^
I was in the top 200 players for Rock Band 3 pro drums several years ago. Also got paid $150 bucks for doing alpha testing for Harmonix in Santa Monica playing Expert guitar. Fun shit. And they gave me GH Metallica for free at the end of the testing session.
I tied with valedictorian of the class in the hardest mortuary college in the country.
I know how to get laid by 7/10s and under i guess
I never cough smoking weed
I can mimic most metal screams
I'm a good camera operator and editor. But stuck in a bad company that pay shit.
That's really good! I especially liked Ramone.
Still, first thing I thought of when I heard your stuff was "Why isn't this part of the OST for Undertale?"
It's stuck in my head, now! I'll never be able to finish that game without listening to your stuff, now!
If I was good at something I would be making money off of it.
And don't tell me to get good at something, if I could I'd be rich right now.
I can't even write a sentence without having to go back and put in the word I skipped over.
Yeah, the music has that Undertale feel to it. Nice!
Here! Enjoy some delicious Goatmom-y goodness!
Thank you guys!
It's really a satisfaction to know there's people who like my stuff!
One of my drems would be to compose the ost for a video game in an old chiptune style
For example Scott Pilgrim, melting rock killer riffs and old style chiptune sounds and effects
I'm great at making houses out of index cards. I don't mean little triangular structures, I'm talking sprawling cities that take up my whole living room floor, with thousands of cards used.
>Big dicked latinos
Brazilian tend to have like, 16cm dicks. We're not big dicked LOL
There a lot of niggers, but we have many mixeds (hottest chicks ever, black woman botty and white woman face) and whites too, so it's cool :v
Carnevals look awesome but they're not that good, they create a lot of problems and people just have sex in the middle of the street like it's nothing. Even a minor can have sex with a stranger and go away in the middle of the crowd.
seeing auras. talked to some witches about it and i definitely am grateful for the gift in sight. still a pagan though and working my way up to learning witchcraft. my third eye is wide open.
I can fap more than 10 times a day, play drum and guitar almost decently, not eat for a few days while still being functional, and stop giving a fuck about anything.
Also I'm getting into hypnosis.
Smart enough, I guess, with a medicine and physics degree to back it up.
I'm kinda all over the place. Took up poledancing a few weeks ago and going to compete in national championship this year due to gymnastics background.
The amount of shit I try to see if I like it is off the charts.
Masterbation into a sock. Paying a Thai hooker the equivalent of $16.80 to suck the jizz out of my nuts. Being fat. These are things I exceed at. True story.
Now go be a nigger somewhere else.
idk man. communicating with with the spirit realm is one thing, but summoning a succubus? sounds like trouble. I'm tired enough as it is don't need some spirit that i call on to purposefully drain my life force indefinitely.
I can beat most people at fighting games. Im decent in competitive scene. Ive won tcg tournaments. Im not a drop out and i got 2 semesters left so i guess thats a talent
Heh, my little cousin has it too. Has loved construction stuff since he could say "bulldozer", now he's 15 and has a bigger amount of construction equipment pics than I thought one could take before getting sick of it.
You're welcome! When you're good at what you do it shows!
I don't think you'll have too much trouble fulfilling your dreams. Have you contacted anyone in the game dev community yet? If not I think you should. I think you'll do well.
I don't fucking know why I lost my shit at this. Maybe because I'm a horsefag, maybe not, I dunno, but fuck. Anyway, talents... I used to be able to eat myself out. I do a bit of writing sometimes, too. Meh
Here's an old drawing of mine.
Thank you :D Well there are some game developers following me on twitter, but I dont really know where to start
I was looking for maybe a chiptune label, like 8bit people but they dont accept requests :/
I don't do anything really, mainly been reading books and listening to mp3s. I'd go for ericksonian though, the idea of assisting people regaining control of their thoughts and behavior sounds awesome.
Killing the mood. Being a wet blanket. Making people feel uncomfortable. I actually considered charging for my service. Roomate's friends keeping you up? Invite me over and I'll clear the the room.
Das sum gud shit boi. As is horsefag tradition, I must now share porn as well. Take some humanised horses, you insufferable faggot.
The open mouth Jinx aaahhh the good nostalgia feeling! It the paradis for my schwanz! But after last night the Jinx is pragnant with the scwanz babby! ^,^
Therefour it the time be schwanz in the butt, and the anus. Hehe! Oooooh Jinxie!
>ejculates powrefuly in Jinx's butt hole, and rectum
Aaahh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
Designing stuff, inventing stuff, just being creative in general.
Thanks boss! Here's another for yah, kind of blurry though.
You're welcome. I wish you all the best and all success.
Hey, when you get famous do me a favor: do some kind of little secret thing (like a symbol or something) so I'll know it's you and I can smile knowing that you made it.
(And, no! Don't triforce! That's for faggots! KEK!)
If you don't have a script,hats off to you!
drown yourself in sin it doesnt matter anyway. talking to demons and shit is cool as hell and very rewarding. your missing out especially if you already know what your third eye is.
third eye guy here. not a summoning story per se more of a boy invasion here we go.
>be me. in residential treatment program
>living at a house with a bunch of semi crazy ppl
>taking my meds for weeks, feeling ok
>hadn't talked to witches yet so didn't understand auras
>i feel this "presence" in the house
>all of a sudden my body feels cold
>vision gets super blurry
>try to eat food and it tasted like nothing
>this went on for 10 minutes
>go to the second floor balcony
>climb onto the roof
>jump off roof, hit the ground and roll on the grass
>demon spirit or whatever the fuck it was went away
not sure how i feel about summoning a succubus
I can diagnose/troubleshoot mechanical shit like some handy Rain Man
>one night chilling with a succubus
>Just finished smoking a blunt
>Succubus says "hey wanna see something cool?"
>Just then i swear to god a goblin just appeared on my shelf
>It looks completely real
>it has a knife
>it just walks around on my shelf for awhile
>im just sitting here thinking holy shit there is a goblin in my room
>he looks like a halfing with grey cracking skin and a piece of cloth to cover his dick
>after awhile he just up and vanishes
Most of the time we just fuck but cool shit happens every once in awhile.
Our secret thing will be the 4chan symbol
If someday you'll see a chiptune artist with a clover in some of his albums or stuff you will recognise me!
i know I'm not schizo I've been tested.
thank goodness i live in salem ma and surrounded by pagans, witches and a lot of people when they hear stories like this they actually LISTEN and don't assume. there is some dark, evil energy out there /b/ro. i should have clarified in the story. it was my decision to climb onto the roof and jump off.
Read your own post and I guarantee you'll cringe like mad! I know I did!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. I CAN'T FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE TO THIS SHIT, ONLY PASSIONATELY. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SPERGLORD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yeah, I know the difference but I'm not going into that here because it's too complex a subject.
Now, I'll ask you a question: do you know the difference between real talent and someone who just hacks sounds together and calls it music?
>Kek'd so hard I almost pissed myself!
You dun goofed! You were supposed to make me cringe again. All you did was make me kek.