So I got my male roommate to shave and dress up like a girl so I can have sex with him, but it still feels gay. Is there anything more I can do?
>I can have sex with him
>still feels gay
Because it IS gay faggot.
does he have feminin penor?
He basically dresses like the posted the pic, but I also make him wear a long, blue wig that covers his face. It helps with the illusion. If also helps with the illusion to make him keep a sock in his mouth. His noises are way too "not feminine", so supressing them helps.
And yes, thigh-high socks are mandatory.
faggots fuck other faggots in the ass with their faggot dicks.
You're never "Straight" as long as you're fucking another male.
Move to EU, there are plenty of men who will ravage your asshole there
jesus... trips, pair of dubs...
anon is truthful of his shameful act
... still a fag though.
>having sex with him on a tuesday
kek, good one, anon. We only fuck on Friday and Sunday nights. It's a strictly enforced schedule. However, he's pretty liberal about jerking each other off when we're in bed, so I can definitely get you some pictures of us shaking hands with beef once the sun goes down.
That's ridiculous, anon. No, he gets on his hands and knees and I fuck him in the ass from behind. No eye contact, no intimate touching. Granted, I claw his back as hard as I can, but that's more of a self loathing thing than a sign of affection.
It's just two straight dudes having sex.
It doesn't work like that. Basically, we're just two regular dudes during the day. Nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever. Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, and he's a girl for the rest of the night. Then, the next morning, we're jusf two regular dudes again and we act like nothing happened.
>quit being a faggot and just be a faggot already
KEK! UNDERRATED COMMENT
>but it still feels gay
check'd and kek'd
That wasn't me, that was that weird Russian guy who almost grasps English.
Like I said, I'm a very, very good negotiator. I could get a Korean storeowner to hire a 23 year old black teenager
Trust me, I know that it's an abomination. To make things worse, he was a childhood friend of mine, back in Elementary School. In a way, I'm actually raping my childhood memories.
I don't like Russians. They look like the product of a higher life form creating an unflattering caricature of the human race.
WTF is a 23 year old TEENager, and does he have a feminine penis? OP you should definitely get a female roommate man, so she can take pictures of you two fucking for jerking off later
I won't lie, I've never heard anything as loud as the silence between us the next day.
If I could get a girl to do anything other than turn around and walk away then I wouldn't be in this situation at all.
Holy shit, Anon! Your roommate is a god-tier bro if he did this for you. You should buy him a case of beer (all for himself) every weekend for a year.
I mean shit, I've been married to my roommate for 20 years and she's never done that shit for me. I can't imagine having a dude roommate who's hot enough to bang when shaved and dressed up, let alone one who could be convinced to do it!
That's my fetish. My ex knew how to treat a hole.
>you've been married to your wife 20 years and she still refuses to dress up like a girl and have sex with you
Forgive me for being brash, anon, but I think you might have bigger problems than me.
Then do I have a treat for you!
>is a girl
>refuses to dress up like a girly girl
You forgot shave. Refuses to shave.
>Forgive me for being brash, anon, but I think you might have bigger problems than me.
Say "No homo" after every time you have sex.
I personally don't like watersports at all. Kinda makes me sick. My bf likes the idea of it and has mentioned it. I'd love an answer to frankly.
I like being pissed IN, not ON.
My fave was when he'd leave his cock in me and fill me up. Pissing in my gape is good too.
I really want to try it with a funnel. Take a good hard fucking then get in piledriver position with a funnel in my ass.
Come, live with me. It is safe within my walls.
It's kind of two-fold.
I really get off on being degraded and humiliated, so having another guy piss in my ass is a major turn on. Pissing in my face or in my mouth was more because it turned him on. His favourite thing was fucking me while I pissed on myself.
The other part is that I love the feeling of enemas, so having a cock in me and feeling hot piss flood out of it ticks that box too.
Nah, won't work. She was abused in her vag at young age so now she PTSD trigger all the time.
Have tried to push past her barriers but she reacts like an 11 year old being raped. Can't get hard from that, so far.
As in wants me to piss on him. The lesser of two gross evils, tbh.
Tell me why.
Depends how big a deal it is for you. If not much, get him on his knees, close your eyes and let loose. If it's a pretty damn big deal, talk to him, communicate. That's why there's hard and soft limits.
That's surprisingly good advice, /b/.
>Basically, we're just two regular dudes during the day
>Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, and he's a girl for the rest of the night
>we're jusf two regular dudes again and we act like nothing happened.
Can you imagine if foreign policy worked this way?
>basically, we're just a regular country during the day
>Come 10pm on Friday and Sunday night, though, we invade Poland and murder jews for the rest of the night
>the next morning were just a regular country again and act like nothing happened
I slept tonight and dreamt about buying a dildo, shaving my asshair and cumming no hands but have a girlfriend who I fuck on the regular (kinky shit included) but minimal interest recently
S'going on? Turning gay, curious or just the wrong girl for me?