Waifu claiming thread #two
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Best husbando claimed.
Ghello
Perfect Ice Queen claimed as miiine~.
Tatsumaki hath been claimeth
>>666817561
Don't worry, i can help you with that.
>>666817421
Slow and boring. Cisco is so dry and boring, i nearly died...
Obligatory claim.
>>666818053
Yeah, just been a boring day I suppose.
Best waifu clamed
>>666818053
How? What happened?
Emi claimed
>>666817123
It can't be that hard. So what are we calling your presidency? The fourth Riech perhaps?
>Implying 2D can compare to the ultimate waifu
Taihou-kun here!
She is, medically, a mess. Bruises and small-to-large incisions line a slender arm and leg, bandages braided around and around the afflicted areas. She has a beauty mark under her left eye, but that’s a mark Hajime admires, unlike her many injuries that worry him sick. Long, uneven hair grows, boundless, from her head, cut up at all angles like her timid and mishandled soul. And inside her beautiful shell is fear, and all manner of nervous disorders.
>Mikan Tsumiki claimed
Permaclaim
Shiki claimed
>>666818268
If you think it's exiting to look at a monitor for 9 hours, reading some boring-ass texts, forget what you read because it's so mondane and boring, and knowing that a Cisco-certificate is...well, not totally useless, but you don't really need it. Sounds exiting, doesn't it?
>>666818577
yeah, The fourth Reich sound pretty good.....but for the first year i we need a...less suspect name...
>>666818851
Hello Mikan. How are you today?
>>666819062
Ow died in that way, today was boring af fore me to. I filled my day playing League of legends, than you know you fucked up
Claimed
>>666818921
Inaba? I can't lie, that's a good waifu...
>>666818851
Just how many of these speeches do you have?
Mine
>>666819062
The Tenryuu administration for the first year or so, then the fourth Reich
Kyouko Kirigiri. Claimed.
Assassinate all other waifus
>>666819289
I tried to keep me alive....it's hard work tbh
>>666819461
Sounds great. I'll take this.
>>666819349
>>666819349
>>666819349
Fuckin right she is, buddy
Sadako is mine.
Claimed. Fuck you niggers I win
>>666819461
>>666820066
Do you think with your superior kraut space magic you could genetically engineer cowgirls?
>>666819349
>Just how many of these speeches do you have?
Um. I have ten that are finished. And... twelve that await completion. That one has become my standard claim opening, which I use if none of the others fit.
>>666820432
Anything is possible with science, hell, the first rockets were developed by Germans
>>666820316
But it aint a contest
>>666820432
Well, technically it's the same thing like catgirls....so the chances are 50/50, exept we find a mastermind for this
>>666817606
Ahh... I claim your waifu with my schwanz.
Ahh ahh Tenyruu the schwanz ecstastic hot is gets... oohhh yeaaaahhh
The schwanz... ahh... the grows feeling
The turd pushees out from the butt, and the anus
It has the orgasm... ahhh Tenryuu-chan...
>Tenryuu becomes pragnant with the babby
>defecates copiously
>>666820869
Nazi Germany sent us to the moon.
>>666820975
Yeah catgirls come first obviously, they'd probably be the easiest and most popular thing to do, only just realized the pun as I'm typing this out, not like I'm rushed for time, with the way medicine is advancing I probably have another 6-8 decades to wait.
>>666821211
Checked
Jesus i feel land lonely, everyone german and english
>>666820969
It is for me.
>>666817711
Ahh... Gin-chan... the schwanz is in the your butt ohle... uuuh uhh uhhh... ahh!
The pleasure feeligns...! oooohh yeah....! I'm defecating! I'm defecating!
>defecates coppiously
>jeculates within Gin-chan's the btut hole, and the anus
>>666821430
>everyone german and english
>
Where are you from?
>>666821676
The Netherlands, holland, cheese, weed
Man i love my land
>>666821676
I am from the your butt rectum hole, and the anus! Gello! It hopes the you are having the nice day!
I will return up your butt, and the anus, and please you like the schwanz
>>666820286
YOU are mine!
...
And I'm yours, of course!
Ha! Didn't expect me huh!
>>666820432
Cowgirls already exist
They're called feminists
>>666821852
Maple syrup, potatoes and a severe economic downfall brought on by Steven Harper, and a future filled with refugees. Oh Canada, were did we go wrong?
Guys im off, still have some things to do
cya tomorrow
>>666822275
Not the super fat kind, the giant boob kind!
>>666821852
>The Netherlands
Definitely a place I want to visit (for obvious reasons).
If only my country (Spain) copied a few things from yours...
>>666822483
O-Okay. See you...
>>666822275
Those are landwhales, and you can understand why I don't want to be within any distance of them.
>>666822483
Bye.
>>666822483
cya!
>>666822841
And forgot the image.
>>666822673
What makes it impossible for hot big boob ladies to be feminist?
>>666822483
Good bye, friend!
>>666823000
>What makes it impossible for hot big boob ladies to be feminist?
>hot ladies
>feminists
There's your answer.
>>666822673
Atago has the biggest tiddies of all ships....how is this possible?
claimed
>>666823000
>trips
Just jump into the next "feminist hate thread" you see, and you'll understand.
TL;DR it's a superiority movement just like black lives matter
>>666823189
Did you mean this?
-Atago
Extra claimed!
Does anyone know if the programmer conji is here?
Any new info, fellow anon?
>>666823747
Kek!
Right, guys? :x
>>666823188
>>666823502
That's implying that all hot girls aren't brain dead psychos. I'm not seeing much of a difference besides weight and attractiveness.
>>666823339
Hallo Shiro. Alles fit? Hier nicht...Hier ist es nur windig
>>666823747
Atago doesn't really look fat to me
Eu claimed!
>>666823971
lets all just agree that all women are stupid, i mean they are the niggers of gender after all.
>>666823747
This sums it up so well.
>>666824194
By brother.
>>666824415
Cow-tits-monster-girl-holstaur!
Did you find your waifu in a cat keyhole bra?
>>666823971
Hot women with big tits don't need feminism, it literally attacks them for being attractive. If they cared about WHO they are more than WHAT they are, they'd be as attractive as her, instead of wishing she was
-Atago
claimed
>>666824523
It'll be months before anybody decides to draw it, if at all.
Trust me you guys will be some of the first to know if it gets drawn
>>666817711
Hey, Ginko, been listening to anything. I'm listening to Oldfield's Incantations, the CD version which is 1 hour plus long, one piece of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD842iQu3q8
Best I could find.
>>666824194
It's not like they have a lot of competition, I mean last time I checked there were only two genders.
>>666824946
Sounds good! I wish you luck on it, fellow anon.
>>666824083
IM NOT FAT! That's why my boobs count. Besides, displacement shaming isn't cool
>>666824983
Well if we are still talking in terms of the feminists there's 63 genders.
>>666824162
Eu-Chan is back! How are you, Eu-Chan?
>>666824819
I think this sums it up perfectly...
>Tenten provided this
>Btw, don't use straight up sigantures...turn them is small sentences, otherwise you'll get banned
>>666825168
I never said that you're fat, just motherly build...I mean, Tenryuu has huge tiddies for a light cruiser...
Anyways, i'm going to bed now. I'm exhausted as fuck. Thank you guys for the great time and see you guys tomorrow. Until then: Have a good one.
>>666825377
Right, I need a better way to show it's me when I use an image other than Atago.
>>666824983
Oh man, that's some pretty good stuff. I haven't really been listening to anything in particular lately, but right now I'm listening to my utaite/vocaloid playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vebKoO__8A
>>666825824
Gute Nacht Tenryuu
>>666825824
Sleep well, OP!
>>666825348
>63 Genders
Can we please stop here?
>>666825824
Goodnight.
>>666825824
Gute nacht, Tenryuu
Ich liebe dich
>>666825824
>great time
I hope so. I feel bad when you're bored. Anyways, goodnight.
>>666825824
goodnight
>>666826187
Can't be stopped. Stupidity is boundless.
>>666826187
I identify myself as a bipolar junction transistor....no hate pls, i'm very suicidal
>fucking tumblr....those radical feminists will destroy our society
my choice
>>666825824
Goodnight.
clmd
It's happening.
The day all the anti-copyright people rejoiced. The Fine Bros is making the Internet look closely at it.
>>666827253
Wewlad, SEXY!
Also, try to find a better picture man! Here's a bigger one!
>>666825348
*63,5
>>666825824
Goood night, Ten
>>666825983
That's some of the best vocaloid, I've heard in a while actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzIK5FaC38w
You remember these guys?
>>666817606
>tfw no hellhound gf
Mizuki claimed
>>666817993
Still here Yuuko?
Who here supports copyright, provided it does what it needs to and isn't used for trolling or abuse?
>>666827728
indeed, making small talk about feminists.
What you been up to?
>>666827954
Great, lemme join in, I nearly watched all Feminists blogs of ShoeOnHead
Got on antidepressants and got a small job at a callcenter. Currently talking with my therapist about moving out.
And I got Final Fantasy Explorer for 3DS... but can't play online due to shit internet
How about you?
>>666828270
Niiiiccccceeeee. That's awesome. So much done in so little time. What the call center like?
Same old same old. Reading about microbes and shit.
>>666827474
It's not exactly vocaloid, since the singer is human, but it's a cover of a vocaloid song.
I remember. I saved one of their albums somewhere, and I intend to go through pretty much all of their stuff sometime. It's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVZZ3fyR4Vs
>>666827862
Are you sure you're in the right thread?
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.
>>666829080
Hey Bun Bun.
>>666828775
>asks if I'm in the right thread
Huh, I thought this was a feminist-hate thread with animu girls.
:^)
Nah, I'm just being retarded.
>>666829080
A. Tell him you're diseased
B. Run. Don't look back.
C. You are fucked
D. All of the above
I chose D
>>666828744
Got it today, thursday is my first day.
Seems nice. Job is calling random people and doing surveys for business organisations.
Pay is between €360 and €415 which is kinda shit but will definetly do the job of getting myself out of home.
damn, sounds boring. Oh yeah, I met some other guy from 4chan today.
>>666829284
Look at that glorious thing.
>>666829284
Good morrow, sir, How fare thee?
>>666829365
You're fucked either way, It's Shia LaBeouf.
>>666829080
Good joke song, i also enjoy "repeat stuff"
>>666829366
Ah yes Euro monies. Thats...thats a number alright.
Who did you meet?
>>666829606
Doing fine, playing some Gmod out of boredom. Glad your day is going well, Bun Bun. Fancy speakings you have there.
>>666829397
Do you not see that $2 dollar bill?
Those things cost more than $2 dollars now!
>>666829958
360 is shit
415 is standard
485 would be top tier
for a student working saturday
Some random dude from a feels thread
He was depressed like hell, two years older than me and haven't graduated yet. He knows pretty much about literature and holy shit, I bet he would kill himself if I bought him an exit bag with helium
>>666828775
I don't listen to a lot of Vocaloid, since I have made it a personal rule to buy a physical copy of the music I enjoy, if available It's not that simple with Vocaloid, I don't even know a store that sells the damn things, and I have looked everywhere. I still buy the tracks I find that l like digitally, but it doesn't have the same feel to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj07BMG-EIo
>>666829080
You seem to really want it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
>>666666666
>>666830380
Well if he does an hero i hope he has the decency to stream it.
Did you attempt to bring him back from the brink? He seems to have left an impression on you.
>>666830646
The legendary.
The picture was a 18+ pokemon paizuri.
>>666830943
How would people shut off the stream when they kill themselves?
Do you think she has a vibrate feature installed? We'd probably have to update the drivers, but it'd be goddamn fireworks.
>>666831090
Just wait for their mom to walk in and turn it off for them.
>Dark jokes
>>666830577
The only physical music I'd want to buy would have to be on Vinyl plates, because anything other than that just seems worthless to me. CDs are pretty much digital.
Most stuff can be found on "obscure" sites though, like this: http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/ZMCL-1018 , it's just that the importing costs are usually insane.
Pretty good music also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4f2RRq-r9I
>>666830943
I don't think I could've brought him back. He tried several times, I'm sure of it since he also said he once went to another country just to kill himself with some other anons.
Probably has more issues than just this.
Well yeah, left an impression as in he made me think of something else besides myself.
Since I'm constantly thinking about myself and how to improve my current situation.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
>>666831508
Ah, that makes sense. Thank you.
>>666830053
I'm having a Decent day, Trying to make it better.
>>666829958
It's a good song in general, very well put together.
>>666830577
Already have it open.
>>666831627
Nope. I made a long standing personal statement that if i was to kill myself it would be at age 29. No earlier no later. Looking back i was kinda insane in my reasoning. I was going to wait that long just to prove myself correct that things don't change and prove the universe wrong. But one actually has to wait a reasonable time in order to be sure that this is the way of the world. Crazy shit really. What about you?
>>666831580
Thanks, been looking for a way to buy, some of those. Don't know about cost and benefit though, I also really like that one, good choice.
Vinysl nowadays are really expensive as well, I just happen to own a big collection, because I got a lot of opportunities, being born when Vinyls were still a thing here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzrfDZMBvGE
Okay, guys think I'm gonna head to bed now, see you tomorrow, thanks for the good thread.
Guys, think about this.
4chan hates Reddit.
Reddit hates SRS (ShitRedditSays, a feminist/sjw subreddit)
4chan makes alt accounts on Reddit, criticizing and censoring freedom of speech under the banner of SRS. But in actuality, it's all just a big scam.
Reddit is dying because no more fun time with supposedly racist/sexist/other triggering things.
4chan is destroying their enemy with SJWs!!!!!
HOLY SHIT!
How's everyone doing today?
>>666832702
Good night, thanks for the good music.
>>666832525
Oh yeah, you said something like that. Damn, I'm forgetfull
I said I'm trying everything to get better, if it doesn't get better by the time I'm 25 I'm gonna end it.
I actually think your reasoning is nice.
>>666832918
Kind of pissed since my game just crashed but alright none the less.
>>666832815
Moot created reddit. Have some respect for the dead.
>>666833169
Oh ya you told me that before too. Pfffff.
Na it's not great logic. It was born in a time where i had too much time to think. I think too much time is the most dangerous thing a person can have. You stop thinking in the now and that is all that should matter.
>>666827728
>>666833169
>The crescent moon symbol
>With a butterfly where the star goes
>Butteries are a common symbol with mind control programs
>All of this with a trap/trans person
Holy shit the Jews are crafty.
>>666833325
Good to hear you're doing good. I gotta go to bed, see ya later.
>>666833955
Well that was fast, goodnight.
My new Computer fans just arrived, I'm so happy.
Corsair AF-140 Red.
>>666834144
Yeah, sorry. I'll be on Steam for a bit longer if you need me.
>>666825367
Eu is doing well! thanks for asking! what about you?
>>666833943
Oh... holy shit, If that's true...
>>666833748
Yeah, too much time and I fall in a spiral of depression. Wheeee~
>>666833748
>Moot created reddit. Have some respect for the dead.
Holy shit he did?!
Where did you find this info?!
It's just too late to try get trips now, I am weary
I'll try my hand at waifu stealing again on the morrow
>>666834906
Died of aids last year, real tragedy
>>666834835
Apparently you're part of the Illuminati so you have that to cheer you up.
You know what always cheers me up? Next time you go to university single out a lone target. A person that looks meek. Sit next to him and just say the most ludicrous racists or straight up insane things you can think off. 9 times out of 10 they just go "oh...oh ok" then you walk off and laugh yourself to tears.
>>666835585
Good luck to thee, anon.
>>666835686
>Died of aids last year, real tragedy
I can't believe it. I never heard about this before.
What about W.T Snacks?
>>666835859
He still has an online show. I think it was loosely based off of rush limbaugh
>>666836088
Wait, I thought this m00t guy was dead?
What is this show called?
>>666817606
Schrodinger claimed. Boys can be waifus and you know it.
>>666836665
I am fag, hear me roar.
>>666836665
No W.T is still alive. I don't watch any of his stuff, but i am aware that he still exists.
>>666835686
Oookaaay... I don't think I'll try that one out but still thanks...
Ah, but I once said to a black person a racist joke.
What do you get if you cross a nigger and an octopus?
>I don't know, but it's damn good in picking cotton.
>>666837010
My boss is black, thus i tell black jokes everyday.
How does a black man get out of jury duty?
Explains that he is related to the defendant.
>>666836900
Sounds good, thank you!
>>666836915
That's good, I'm glad Snacks is alive.
>>666836762
That's called husbando
Except traps, those are also waifus
>>666837343
How did the Black man get run over?
He chased the chicken across the road
>>666837343
Seems like a chill boss.
Could get you fired here tough.
>>666837474
Dub 74s, also me and Schrodinger discussed it and he'd rather be referred to as a waifu.
>>666837634
Na he tells white jokes too and the two are equivalent right? right....
Though i should explain that i only started after 2 years of working for him.
bump?
>>666838799
You can't bump the Trump?
>>666838011
checked
ah, makes sense that you'll start after you get to know him.
Depends on the boss I guess.
>>666837886
what kind of weeb are you?
You only call traps and genderbends like my Mizuki here waifu
everything else mail is to be referred as husbando
>>666839025
Are you a 100% pure breed weeb or do you dive into the 3-d world of media?
>>666839025
The kind of weeb not restrained by restrictive rules and stupid norms, a weeb who feels free to express my love in the way I want, not the way I'm told to, the kind of weeb we should all strive to become. Manga and anime are about letting your imagination run wild, filling your life with things you never thought possible, not restricting yourself to a different kind of box.
I think I've had enough to drink now.
>>666839582
>>666839621
My parents are not weebs, so I'm not a master race weeb.
But I will become a Weebitler and purge the world from all non weebs, thus making paradise possible for every kind of weeb out there!
This thread has been derailed?
>>666839621
"Stunning and brave"
>>666840008
I always feel like i'm the least weaboo here and it makes me sad. Between life and 4chan where the hell do people find the time to watch and read everything.
>>666840008
Jesus did say the weeb shall inherit the Earth.
>>666840199
We never had a rail to begin with.
>>666840199
ship OP went to bed so all bets are off.
>>666840248
I've been semi bedridden for 7 years, at one point I was watching 40+ hours of anime a week, plus manga.
>>666840366
These threads never do, don't think we have any trains either.
Got banned from a server because apparently I was in-deliberately crashing it. Source engine is great.
>Hand Pic
>>666840392
Dame son.
Is this still extra?
What happened to you?
>>666840389
>>666840366
Right, thanks.
Claiming.
>>666840659
We have one train. Train Heartnet.
>>666840248
Hmm... I dunno. I was more of a weeb back then.
I mean, what kind of self respecting weeb can function well in society? So in that case I'm not really a weeb.
Ah, but I don't watch TV or go in movies. Like, I didn't see breaking bad, Game of thrones, Dr. Who and anything else being big. Instead of that I watch anime and read some manga.
Not that much like I used to some years ago, it was pretty much everything I did.
>>666840253
yes
>>666840389
Tenryuu went Nighty night, so yea, shit goes south real fast.
Guys, I have a Microsoft support scammer on the phone. What should I say?
>>666841161
I am using my Linux box right now.
First website they told me to go to. http://www.windowsconnect.org/
>>666841328
DO NOT CONNECT OR DOWNLOAD
>>666841161
OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN AHHHHHHHHHHH- *hang up*
>>666841161
You should delete system 32, tha'll show him.
>>666840737
I got ill towards the end of highschool and just never got better, a combination of various mental and physical issues that I'd rather not go into keep me perpetually feeling like I'm two nights behind on sleep, fuck with my coordination and balance and generally screw with my life to a point that even simple stuff like taking the garbage out is nigh crippling effort. If I hadn't found anime I'd have been dead long ago.
>>666817606
2016 Raven
>>666840937
Sounds emotionally straining.
>>666841432
>>666841485
Fucker hanged up on me.
Can't delete system32.
How about I delete my / partition? :D
rm -rf / !
>>666841161
Threatening them with legal action is always fun, or putting them on hold by playing music down the phone, often they aren't allowed to hang up on you.
>>666841702
I told him I was watching porn. I really was, heh heh.
>>666841702
>mfw I don't use linux
>>666841749
Sounds good. Let's see if I can get him to call me again.
>>666841550
Why must the world be so cruel.
>>666841753
Aren't we all?
>>666841432
anyway, I'm going to bed now
See ya Yuuko
also, I forgot a pic>>666840942
>>666842098
Goodnight and good luck on your first day.
>>666841959
No idea, but the show must go on I suppose.
>>666841792
I use linux because I'm a cuck and masochrist that loves getting dmesg and bug errors.
I have to wade through the billion lines of code we call the Linux kernel to change one character because I mispelled.
Some times, my drivers doesn't work and I end up with some paperweights until I ssh inside my machine and get everything to work again.
Sometimes, one my updates is a dud and breaks my computer. I have to then file a extensive bug report on what happened, what are the steps to reproduce it, what is needed to get a gf, why don't I stop acting arrogant for once, and how long i stay on linux distros despite my abuse.
I don't mind missing those crappy games windows has, after all directx is shit and can't beat opengl
>a new api for linux gl (vulcan has been introduced)
On second thought, those games are actually quite important! After all games are quite important in today's society!!!
But that's okay, even thought I am being anally, vaginally, emotionally raped (amongst other things) I have the arrogance and the belief I am better than the Windows fags because they install an OS that hands everything to them on a silver platter.
Stay mad you Windows fags. Enjoy riding Microshill's and Jew Gates dick.
>>666842076
>oh.jpg
>mfw when I don't have any porn links on.
>>666842890
I use windows because It's easy, and it doesn't suck as much as Apple.
>>666843101
It was a retarded rant, man...
I was trying to act stupid.
>>666843542
like so.
<-
>>666843581
Ha! noob I'm so skilled at acting retarded i don't even have to try.
Schrodinger bump
>>666844009
>off by one.jpeg
Damn, I wish I could be like you nijigoo-senpai.
>>666844101
meow