Waifu claiming thread #two
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Perfect Ice Queen claimed as miiine~.
Don't worry, i can help you with that.
Slow and boring. Cisco is so dry and boring, i nearly died...
Yeah, just been a boring day I suppose.
How? What happened?
It can't be that hard. So what are we calling your presidency? The fourth Riech perhaps?
>Implying 2D can compare to the ultimate waifu
She is, medically, a mess. Bruises and small-to-large incisions line a slender arm and leg, bandages braided around and around the afflicted areas. She has a beauty mark under her left eye, but that’s a mark Hajime admires, unlike her many injuries that worry him sick. Long, uneven hair grows, boundless, from her head, cut up at all angles like her timid and mishandled soul. And inside her beautiful shell is fear, and all manner of nervous disorders.
>Mikan Tsumiki claimed
If you think it's exiting to look at a monitor for 9 hours, reading some boring-ass texts, forget what you read because it's so mondane and boring, and knowing that a Cisco-certificate is...well, not totally useless, but you don't really need it. Sounds exiting, doesn't it?
yeah, The fourth Reich sound pretty good.....but for the first year i we need a...less suspect name...
Hello Mikan. How are you today?
Ow died in that way, today was boring af fore me to. I filled my day playing League of legends, than you know you fucked up
Inaba? I can't lie, that's a good waifu...
Just how many of these speeches do you have?
The Tenryuu administration for the first year or so, then the fourth Reich
I tried to keep me alive....it's hard work tbh
Sounds great. I'll take this.
Fuckin right she is, buddy
Claimed. Fuck you niggers I win
Do you think with your superior kraut space magic you could genetically engineer cowgirls?
>Just how many of these speeches do you have?
Um. I have ten that are finished. And... twelve that await completion. That one has become my standard claim opening, which I use if none of the others fit.
Anything is possible with science, hell, the first rockets were developed by Germans
But it aint a contest
Well, technically it's the same thing like catgirls....so the chances are 50/50, exept we find a mastermind for this
Ahh... I claim your waifu with my schwanz.
Ahh ahh Tenyruu the schwanz ecstastic hot is gets... oohhh yeaaaahhh
The schwanz... ahh... the grows feeling
The turd pushees out from the butt, and the anus
It has the orgasm... ahhh Tenryuu-chan...
>Tenryuu becomes pragnant with the babby
Nazi Germany sent us to the moon.
Yeah catgirls come first obviously, they'd probably be the easiest and most popular thing to do, only just realized the pun as I'm typing this out, not like I'm rushed for time, with the way medicine is advancing I probably have another 6-8 decades to wait.
Jesus i feel land lonely, everyone german and english
Ahh... Gin-chan... the schwanz is in the your butt ohle... uuuh uhh uhhh... ahh!
The pleasure feeligns...! oooohh yeah....! I'm defecating! I'm defecating!
>jeculates within Gin-chan's the btut hole, and the anus
>everyone german and english
Where are you from?
The Netherlands, holland, cheese, weed
Man i love my land
Cowgirls already exist
They're called feminists
Maple syrup, potatoes and a severe economic downfall brought on by Steven Harper, and a future filled with refugees. Oh Canada, were did we go wrong?
Guys im off, still have some things to do
Not the super fat kind, the giant boob kind!
Definitely a place I want to visit (for obvious reasons).
If only my country (Spain) copied a few things from yours...
What makes it impossible for hot big boob ladies to be feminist?
Good bye, friend!
>What makes it impossible for hot big boob ladies to be feminist?
There's your answer.
Atago has the biggest tiddies of all ships....how is this possible?
Just jump into the next "feminist hate thread" you see, and you'll understand.
TL;DR it's a superiority movement just like black lives matter
That's implying that all hot girls aren't brain dead psychos. I'm not seeing much of a difference besides weight and attractiveness.
Hallo Shiro. Alles fit? Hier nicht...Hier ist es nur windig
Atago doesn't really look fat to me
lets all just agree that all women are stupid, i mean they are the niggers of gender after all.
This sums it up so well.
Hot women with big tits don't need feminism, it literally attacks them for being attractive. If they cared about WHO they are more than WHAT they are, they'd be as attractive as her, instead of wishing she was
It'll be months before anybody decides to draw it, if at all.
Trust me you guys will be some of the first to know if it gets drawn
Hey, Ginko, been listening to anything. I'm listening to Oldfield's Incantations, the CD version which is 1 hour plus long, one piece of music.
Best I could find.
It's not like they have a lot of competition, I mean last time I checked there were only two genders.
IM NOT FAT! That's why my boobs count. Besides, displacement shaming isn't cool
Well if we are still talking in terms of the feminists there's 63 genders.
I think this sums it up perfectly...
>Tenten provided this
>Btw, don't use straight up sigantures...turn them is small sentences, otherwise you'll get banned
I never said that you're fat, just motherly build...I mean, Tenryuu has huge tiddies for a light cruiser...
Anyways, i'm going to bed now. I'm exhausted as fuck. Thank you guys for the great time and see you guys tomorrow. Until then: Have a good one.
Right, I need a better way to show it's me when I use an image other than Atago.
Oh man, that's some pretty good stuff. I haven't really been listening to anything in particular lately, but right now I'm listening to my utaite/vocaloid playlist.
Sleep well, OP!
Can we please stop here?
I hope so. I feel bad when you're bored. Anyways, goodnight.
Can't be stopped. Stupidity is boundless.
I identify myself as a bipolar junction transistor....no hate pls, i'm very suicidal
>fucking tumblr....those radical feminists will destroy our society
Also, try to find a better picture man! Here's a bigger one!
Goood night, Ten
That's some of the best vocaloid, I've heard in a while actually.
You remember these guys?
indeed, making small talk about feminists.
What you been up to?
Great, lemme join in, I nearly watched all Feminists blogs of ShoeOnHead
Got on antidepressants and got a small job at a callcenter. Currently talking with my therapist about moving out.
And I got Final Fantasy Explorer for 3DS... but can't play online due to shit internet
How about you?
Niiiiccccceeeee. That's awesome. So much done in so little time. What the call center like?
Same old same old. Reading about microbes and shit.
It's not exactly vocaloid, since the singer is human, but it's a cover of a vocaloid song.
I remember. I saved one of their albums somewhere, and I intend to go through pretty much all of their stuff sometime. It's pretty good.
Are you sure you're in the right thread?
You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
A. Tell him you're diseased
B. Run. Don't look back.
C. You are fucked
D. All of the above
I chose D
Got it today, thursday is my first day.
Seems nice. Job is calling random people and doing surveys for business organisations.
Pay is between €360 and €415 which is kinda shit but will definetly do the job of getting myself out of home.
damn, sounds boring. Oh yeah, I met some other guy from 4chan today.
Good morrow, sir, How fare thee?
You're fucked either way, It's Shia LaBeouf.
Good joke song, i also enjoy "repeat stuff"
Ah yes Euro monies. Thats...thats a number alright.
Who did you meet?
Doing fine, playing some Gmod out of boredom. Glad your day is going well, Bun Bun. Fancy speakings you have there.
360 is shit
415 is standard
485 would be top tier
for a student working saturday
Some random dude from a feels thread
He was depressed like hell, two years older than me and haven't graduated yet. He knows pretty much about literature and holy shit, I bet he would kill himself if I bought him an exit bag with helium
I don't listen to a lot of Vocaloid, since I have made it a personal rule to buy a physical copy of the music I enjoy, if available It's not that simple with Vocaloid, I don't even know a store that sells the damn things, and I have looked everywhere. I still buy the tracks I find that l like digitally, but it doesn't have the same feel to it.
You seem to really want it.
Well if he does an hero i hope he has the decency to stream it.
Did you attempt to bring him back from the brink? He seems to have left an impression on you.
Do you think she has a vibrate feature installed? We'd probably have to update the drivers, but it'd be goddamn fireworks.
Just wait for their mom to walk in and turn it off for them.
The only physical music I'd want to buy would have to be on Vinyl plates, because anything other than that just seems worthless to me. CDs are pretty much digital.
Most stuff can be found on "obscure" sites though, like this: http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/ZMCL-1018 , it's just that the importing costs are usually insane.
Pretty good music also.
I don't think I could've brought him back. He tried several times, I'm sure of it since he also said he once went to another country just to kill himself with some other anons.
Probably has more issues than just this.
Well yeah, left an impression as in he made me think of something else besides myself.
Since I'm constantly thinking about myself and how to improve my current situation.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
I'm having a Decent day, Trying to make it better.
It's a good song in general, very well put together.
Already have it open.
Nope. I made a long standing personal statement that if i was to kill myself it would be at age 29. No earlier no later. Looking back i was kinda insane in my reasoning. I was going to wait that long just to prove myself correct that things don't change and prove the universe wrong. But one actually has to wait a reasonable time in order to be sure that this is the way of the world. Crazy shit really. What about you?
Thanks, been looking for a way to buy, some of those. Don't know about cost and benefit though, I also really like that one, good choice.
Vinysl nowadays are really expensive as well, I just happen to own a big collection, because I got a lot of opportunities, being born when Vinyls were still a thing here.
Okay, guys think I'm gonna head to bed now, see you tomorrow, thanks for the good thread.
Guys, think about this.
4chan hates Reddit.
Reddit hates SRS (ShitRedditSays, a feminist/sjw subreddit)
4chan makes alt accounts on Reddit, criticizing and censoring freedom of speech under the banner of SRS. But in actuality, it's all just a big scam.
Reddit is dying because no more fun time with supposedly racist/sexist/other triggering things.
4chan is destroying their enemy with SJWs!!!!!
Oh yeah, you said something like that. Damn, I'm forgetfull
I said I'm trying everything to get better, if it doesn't get better by the time I'm 25 I'm gonna end it.
I actually think your reasoning is nice.
Kind of pissed since my game just crashed but alright none the less.
Moot created reddit. Have some respect for the dead.
Oh ya you told me that before too. Pfffff.
Na it's not great logic. It was born in a time where i had too much time to think. I think too much time is the most dangerous thing a person can have. You stop thinking in the now and that is all that should matter.
>The crescent moon symbol
>With a butterfly where the star goes
>Butteries are a common symbol with mind control programs
>All of this with a trap/trans person
Holy shit the Jews are crafty.
Good to hear you're doing good. I gotta go to bed, see ya later.
My new Computer fans just arrived, I'm so happy.
Corsair AF-140 Red.
Yeah, sorry. I'll be on Steam for a bit longer if you need me.
Eu is doing well! thanks for asking! what about you?
Oh... holy shit, If that's true...
Yeah, too much time and I fall in a spiral of depression. Wheeee~
Died of aids last year, real tragedy
Apparently you're part of the Illuminati so you have that to cheer you up.
You know what always cheers me up? Next time you go to university single out a lone target. A person that looks meek. Sit next to him and just say the most ludicrous racists or straight up insane things you can think off. 9 times out of 10 they just go "oh...oh ok" then you walk off and laugh yourself to tears.
He still has an online show. I think it was loosely based off of rush limbaugh
Schrodinger claimed. Boys can be waifus and you know it.
Oookaaay... I don't think I'll try that one out but still thanks...
Ah, but I once said to a black person a racist joke.
What do you get if you cross a nigger and an octopus?
>I don't know, but it's damn good in picking cotton.
My boss is black, thus i tell black jokes everyday.
How does a black man get out of jury duty?
Explains that he is related to the defendant.
That's called husbando
Except traps, those are also waifus
Seems like a chill boss.
Could get you fired here tough.
Na he tells white jokes too and the two are equivalent right? right....
Though i should explain that i only started after 2 years of working for him.
ah, makes sense that you'll start after you get to know him.
Depends on the boss I guess.
what kind of weeb are you?
You only call traps and genderbends like my Mizuki here waifu
everything else mail is to be referred as husbando
Are you a 100% pure breed weeb or do you dive into the 3-d world of media?
The kind of weeb not restrained by restrictive rules and stupid norms, a weeb who feels free to express my love in the way I want, not the way I'm told to, the kind of weeb we should all strive to become. Manga and anime are about letting your imagination run wild, filling your life with things you never thought possible, not restricting yourself to a different kind of box.
I think I've had enough to drink now.
My parents are not weebs, so I'm not a master race weeb.
But I will become a Weebitler and purge the world from all non weebs, thus making paradise possible for every kind of weeb out there!
"Stunning and brave"
I always feel like i'm the least weaboo here and it makes me sad. Between life and 4chan where the hell do people find the time to watch and read everything.
These threads never do, don't think we have any trains either.
Got banned from a server because apparently I was in-deliberately crashing it. Source engine is great.
Is this still extra?
What happened to you?
Hmm... I dunno. I was more of a weeb back then.
I mean, what kind of self respecting weeb can function well in society? So in that case I'm not really a weeb.
Ah, but I don't watch TV or go in movies. Like, I didn't see breaking bad, Game of thrones, Dr. Who and anything else being big. Instead of that I watch anime and read some manga.
Not that much like I used to some years ago, it was pretty much everything I did.
Tenryuu went Nighty night, so yea, shit goes south real fast.
OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN AHHHHHHHHHHH- *hang up*
You should delete system 32, tha'll show him.
I got ill towards the end of highschool and just never got better, a combination of various mental and physical issues that I'd rather not go into keep me perpetually feeling like I'm two nights behind on sleep, fuck with my coordination and balance and generally screw with my life to a point that even simple stuff like taking the garbage out is nigh crippling effort. If I hadn't found anime I'd have been dead long ago.
anyway, I'm going to bed now
See ya Yuuko
also, I forgot a pic>>666840942
Goodnight and good luck on your first day.
No idea, but the show must go on I suppose.
I use linux because I'm a cuck and masochrist that loves getting dmesg and bug errors.
I have to wade through the billion lines of code we call the Linux kernel to change one character because I mispelled.
Some times, my drivers doesn't work and I end up with some paperweights until I ssh inside my machine and get everything to work again.
Sometimes, one my updates is a dud and breaks my computer. I have to then file a extensive bug report on what happened, what are the steps to reproduce it, what is needed to get a gf, why don't I stop acting arrogant for once, and how long i stay on linux distros despite my abuse.
I don't mind missing those crappy games windows has, after all directx is shit and can't beat opengl
>a new api for linux gl (vulcan has been introduced)
On second thought, those games are actually quite important! After all games are quite important in today's society!!!
But that's okay, even thought I am being anally, vaginally, emotionally raped (amongst other things) I have the arrogance and the belief I am better than the Windows fags because they install an OS that hands everything to them on a silver platter.
Stay mad you Windows fags. Enjoy riding Microshill's and Jew Gates dick.
>mfw when I don't have any porn links on.
I use windows because It's easy, and it doesn't suck as much as Apple.
Ha! noob I'm so skilled at acting retarded i don't even have to try.