Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Best husbando claimed.
Two threads made seconds apart.
Tatsumaki hath been claimeth.
>>666802071
Hello Ginko. Quick as usual. How are you?
>>666802135
I'm the original. Mostly.
>>666802199
Hi there. How are you?
BEST GIRL
>claimed
>Best sister
>Best bad tough milf
>Best outfit
>Best VO+Best Dub
All others a shit.
Shiki claimed
>>666802135
Haha. Noticed that.
Okay, one moment.
>>666801951
Miia claimed best snek waifu reporting in
T...Taihou-kun is reporting here too!
claimered.
How are ya guys ?
Ghello guys
Tuturuuuu
>>666802265
You're a fag, so you can eat a dick.
And Kongou claimed, desu!
>>666802295
>Milf
That word doesn't mean what you think it means.
This is a milf.
>>666802380
cutes waifu every reporting in
>>666802265
Preeeeety well, kinda tired of this whole world, watching a few cringe compilations.
>fucking kill me
>>666802380
Hey Snek, how are you today?
>>666802441
Hi taihou-Chan
>>666802199
Hi how are you long time no see!>>666802135
Nice to see you again cow-chan
claimed.
>>666802441
You feeling any better from that flu you had?
galil
>>666801951
Rate my waifu
>>666802497
Hi seras how are you?
>>666802559
You pack that in.
>>666802513
Tuturu~
>>666802553
Atleast i didn't pay for blowjobs from the asian moot
>>666802583
I do this too... it's literally hurting me.
>>666802755
Who/10
>>666802620
Miia love forever.
>>666802697
Yes! Fever doesn't raise as much as the last days. Thanks for asking!
>>666802482
Pretty good. Just chillin at work, desu~
>>666802755
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/10
>>666802755
Asshole/10
>>666802707
What is this
>>666802861
Im doing good man, how about you dude?
Claimed
She is, medically, a mess. Bruises and small-to-large incisions line a slender arm and leg, bandages braided around and around the afflicted areas. She has a beauty mark under her left eye, but that’s a mark Hajime admires, unlike her many injuries that worry him sick. Long, uneven hair grows, boundless, from her head, cut up at all angles like her timid and mishandled soul. And inside her beautiful shell is fear, and all manner of nervous disorders.
>Mikan Tsumiki claimed
>>666802927
I've got a thing for Asians. Crucify me, desu.
>>666802620
Yeah, where were you all this time? I am fine, just a bit tired by the way.
>>666802927
I've been marathoing these fuckers, like crazy, I feel broken inside.
>>666802265
I'm fine, albeit maybe a little under the weather. How about you?
>>666802482
Despite not feeling too great, I'm pretty relaxed. How's life treating you?
>>666802755
Pretty good.
>>666802927
>Who/10
That's a joke, right?
>>666802959
Working hard or hardly working?
>>666803143
Meant to post this
>>666802927
>Who/10
I see you haven't embraced our Lord and Savior Dio Brando.
>>666802683
is that fucking ruby gloom?
>>666803148
Mii-chan, hello hello! How are things?
>>666802755
Does he mean ZA WARUDO to you?
>>666803251
Hardly working kek my assistant is passed out next to me as we listen to music, desu.
>>666802873
Shit mom
Shit outfit
Terrible daughters
awoo~~~
>>666802861
Btw where have you been on steam?
>>666803457
Wtf why what hapenned? Just a nap?
>>666803229
At least you're relaxed. I've been feelin' quite good,
well as good as a suicidal fuck like me can feel.
Best waifu 2k16
If you rate under 11/10 you're wrong.
>>666802620
Nice to see you too.
>>666802955
That's good to hear.
>>666803542
Yep. Just napping, desu.
>>666803457
What did you put in his tea, Kongou-San?
>>666803512
NO!
>>666803527
>>666803686
Forgot pic
>>666803686
Burning love, desu~
>>666803357
Well, um, busy. B-But I'm fine, a-all things considered... Um. How are you?
Claimed Neko, Fuck all other waifushits
>>666803815
If burning love involves thermite I'm gonna laugh my ass off
>>666803692
>Posts xenoloving girl
>complains about herecy
No anon, you are the herecy
>>666803884
Good, the flu is wearing off! Can we help Mii-chan somehow so she is less busy?
>>666803811
Hello Atago. How are you?
>>666803961
A little bit of thermite and a little bit of hydrochloride acid mixed with napalm, desu.
my queen of handjobs
>>666803995
>>666803995
>No anon
>you are the heresy
Move aside, plebs. Here's comes goddess.
>>666803648
She a roboot tho
>>666804107
My VK 30.01 (P) was shit, so I sold it for the VK 36.01 H and I feel pretty good about it
>>666804308
You waifu a bitch
>>666804146
Sounds like a blast
-Atago
clmd
>>666804320
Shes literally build to love buddy. Also cute af.
>>666804648
Wtf wrong pic, I don't even have that pic
>>666804320
>Implying there's anything wrong with robot girls
What are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE
>>666803648
No shes mine
>>666805036
I had that problem ones to, worst is: I was op and it was like a poland meme
>>666804648
>>666805036
Just looked in the catalog, somebody started a thread with that picture at the exact same time as you posted.
I think Jap moot sucks more than Kike moot.
>>666805113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1uUIJPD0Nk
>>666805242
I can't post a duplicate, so I'll put it in that thread
Emi claimed
>>666804409
The VK 36.01 H is the best german tank...sadly
>>666803961
Hi how are you?
>>666803542
Nope I have been a little bit busy lately I will be online tomorrow
>>666803199
My internet didn't work too good and I have been busy but hey I have time now and the internet is working again!
>>666804060
Oh-oh no-that won’t do-I-I’ll take care of it...
>>666804146
This is what I meant to post
>>666805683
>>666805598
Best waifu from KS.
>>666805820
Okay! Just tell us if you need help Mii-chan!
>>666805808
Ow oki
Hiyori claimed
Thoughts?
>>666805696
Sadly? Is the E-100 really that bad?
>>666805113
The Swans - Filth
Here's my Waifu
>>666805808
Doing well, Snek-Chan!
>>666806122
Checked
>>666805893
This man speaks truth. May your life be filled with qt cripples
>>666805402
Nice choice, Ginko
>>666805113
Mike Oldfield's Incantations, I can't the full version anywhere so this'll do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD842iQu3q8
>>666801951
HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BE TO COME HERE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY EVERY TIME TO POST YOUR SHITTY FUCKING THREAD ABOUT A FUCKING 2D GIRL YOU JACK OFF ON ALL NIGHT FUCKING LONG?
CANT YOU STOP BEING THAT FUCKING PATHETIC OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>666806481
What are you fucking mad?
>>666806481
>>666806481
>Triggered
>>666805113
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9qTQkEtwQ4
Claimed best grill
>>666806481
Just sleep off the pain, bro.
>>666806848
>>666806782
>>666806703
>>666806651
>>666806626
Yes i'm fucking mad to see this thread on the front page of the site every fucking day, even more when i know it's just a group of virgin jacking off to 2D and deep down thinking their "waifu" really loves them
>>666805113
I have no idea what the video is about, but the song is catchy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GivkxpAVVC4
AsusA
>>666807087
You know you are on /b/, right?
>>666805113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw
>>666807087
>see this thread on the front page of the site every fucking day
And you are bumping it for what reason?
>>666807105
I dont like this kinda music, but if its your taste its ok.
>>666807087
Is it hard to scroll a bit more man, Just think about the time you can use that you are spending here. So think about ignoring things you dont like and do things you like
>>666807370
Such cancer
>>666807087
>front page of the site
>>666807105
Pamyu's videos rarely make sense. The music's great though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMdjJ3w9iM
>>666801951
I claim Mami's mammies.
>>666802755
10/10
Would get my first kiss stolen
>>666807087
Atleast we have only this form of thread. And you don't have to see traps on the front page all the time. Stop being so salty and enjoy this place pf peace.
Slow thread.
>>666809058
I'm trying hard not to fall asleep again
Thread is slow af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSeozRDxRY0
Poi poi poi
gottem
>>666809299
You know there a 10h version, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j80mem5GC0
>>666807531
>not knowing what sage is
>>666809299
I prefer Kantai party tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBiq8ByS9Q
>>666809588
Ofcourse
>>666809616
>thinking that saging does anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUxY2Tz6spE
Allahu akbar my friends
>>666809825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSGngTTEZc
>>666810148
Are you implying it doesn't?
>>666803949
crappy waifu
>>666810557
It doesn't help the thread die faster, especially here, where there are consistent posters that bump the thread, even if it gets down to page 9. All it does is a provide a way to show discontent. That's all, nothing more, nothing less.
>>666810557
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnheOlgK5uo
Shout out to my favorite BB
>>666809299
Too much Poi for one day
>>666809825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwDHY_M_jFc
>>666810892
Sage's sole function isn't "making a thread die" though. It wasn't brought back to the first page, which means that a potential opportunity for someone to notice the thread was avoided.
>All it does is a provide a way to show discontent
There is no visible sage on 4chan, and stating that you're using sage is against the rules.
>>666811495
Never enough poi poi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC9Nwn0BgVc
Best Ice Queen is all mine.
So 2 weeks ago I lost my closest friend, and almost died when I mistook a staircase for a slip n' slide.
This week, I lost my second closest friend, who was also the one I loved. I wanted to marry the bitch, and she looked right at me and said "I don't care about you anymore."
I'm heartbroken, /b/. But at least I get to keep my waifu.
>>666811744
My condolences anon
>>666811495
>clicks link
>video starts off 12 minutes in because it was already playing
>mfw
>>666811742
I prefer to watch videos of tumblrinas getting triggered my minions
>>666811744
That's pretty terrible. Stay strong, anon.
>>666811744
I'm sorry for you. Stay strong, we're here for you.
>>666811744
That sounds awfull man, keep strong we're here for you dude.
claimed
>>666811653
That's the thing though, one potential opportunity means nothing in the grand scheme of things, the thread getting constantly bumped negates that. Oh, well, I'm kinda done here anyways, a truly non-important thing has sprouted between us, that I hope is never resolved, because I do not care enough.
>>666812553
>filename
This brings up the question, what is your first language? The filename is in English, but you live in Germany
>>666812916
Sure. Take care, anon.
Tomorrow.
>>666813017
My first language is german. We're forced to learn english the whole time we're in school, and it's not like i'm bad in english. I also learned french, but forgot most of it. You'd be suprised how many english-speakers are actually surprised that a german guy can talk normal english...
>>666813017
English is the world's #1 language for a reason. It's pretty much everywhere.
>>666813451
>I also learned french, but forgot most of it
Hmhm. Me too.
>>666807087
I have a gf and I know my waifu isn't real.
It isn't cheating BTW.
>>666813451
Savoir comment parler français est utile pour donner les ordres a tes esclaves français, après que tu devien présidant, bien sur