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What would happen if Bernie Sanders would die of a heart attack?

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What would happen if Bernie Sanders would die of a heart attack?
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He would die of a heart attack
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Nothing.
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>>666788470
I meant what would happen to the upcoming election. Would Hillary collect all the Bernie's voters... would some of those turn to the dark side and vote for Trump?
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He would stop living.
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>>666788702
It is hard to say. But seeing as how he is appealing to college age, they probably just wouldnt vote
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His heart would stop beating.
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>>666788330
The world would have 1 less idiot
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His body would get cold
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>>666788702
Sanders is the exact opposite of Trump, who the fuck would switch sides like that?

Yes, most would go to Hillary.
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>>666789180
Oh my! I see what you did there anon. Nice one.
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Do people actually want to vote for this fucking cuck? And I know that word gets thrown around a lot on here but he's 100% certified cuck. What fucking politician that's trying to take themselves seriously would back away like a little bitch to let some fat nigger spout bullshit about blacks being shot more which isn't true ;)
>hurrr you must be a trump supporter
Nope. Not voting for anyone
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>>666788702
This shit pisses me off, why does everyone just act like Trump is the ONLY republican candidate. Why wouldn't they switch to rubio, or cruz?
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>>666789394
;)
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>>666789489
It's politics mate. The winners are always cherry picked early in the beginning of the race. If you're too dumb to have noticed that in the past elections then shame on you and please don't vote.
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>>666789489
Or kasich? Also their is another dem candidate as well
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>>666789650
Lol yup. But seriously do you faggots want to give me an answer?
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>>666789394
Not voting for anyone
That's just as bad faggot.
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>>666789736
There's not good fucking canadates faggot. I already told you why I'm not voting for colonel cucky, Hillary is a stupid cunt would never dream of voting for her, trumps awful, and who the fuck else is there? All the other republicans are low percentage losers who will fall off soon. Wish there was a random new canadate who would begin running
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>>666789697
All the others are irrelevant, Cruz actually won Iowa, followed closely by Trump followed closely by Rubio, all 3 could win. Same thing with the dems, sanders and clinton were pretty close, everyone trailed off.
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>>666789689
But Cruz won Idaho, not Trump
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>>666789736

Do you really think voting makes any fucking difference? It's a fucking illusion and you were born a slave in an open air prison and you work for your elite owners to collect little green paper rectangles in order to gain access to the food and water you need to survive
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>>666789736
>giving someone shit for not voting i. The presidential election
>not understanding how the electoral voting system works
>probably thinks that presidents are elected by popular vote
>2016
>not living in a swing state
>your vote has no meaning

Take a intro to american government course you ignorant nigger.
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>>666789979
>not looking at other parties
>only thinking populist candidates matter
>not realizing you are playing into the two parties hands
>mfw
Your state has a primary right? Go make you voice heard.
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>>666788330
When Bernie says things like this I think to myself "This guy has no idea how bad the USA would get it if they get invaded."
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>>666790257
>All the other republicans are low percentage losers who will fall off soon
Cruz won Iowa
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>>666790165
*Iowa
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>>666790290
>thinking ANY third party had a chance EVER
I like to be optimistic too anon but there comes time when optimism turns into just being dumb
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>>666790134
>implying they will get the nomination
Go make your voice heard, honestly i expect bernie to lose steam in mid feb and trump will fall off the radar once people realize that elections are coming close
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>>666788330
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>>666790468
>this is why you fail
Nice attitude bud
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>>666789394
>>666789394
>>666789394
Still waiting on an answer from Bernie supporters. why do you support a cuck
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>>666790502
I was just making the point that if not for bernie or hilary, everyone always snaps to Trump. Like, no, there are other viable options..
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>>666790165
And that is relevant because... it's not the election mate. It's just a contest to see who can piss the farthest.
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>>666790616
Yup. Better than yours apparently
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>>666790674
Not true at all, Iowa is a huge deal. Momentum matters a ton with these things.
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Chance's are you would have a feminist running your country.
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>>666790656
Yes there is. But the media is bought and you dont hear about them. Kasich nigger
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>>666790202
Wow I thought only idiots were here. You sir get it!
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>>666790686
Ok bud.
>inb4 nuh uh, uh huh argument
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>>666788702
no matter what happens I will not be voting for Hillary or Trump
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>>666788330
He wouldn't lose anymore coin tosses
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>>666789489
Agreed, man, I'd take Rand Paul over Trump's crazy ass any day.
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>>666790910
Why are you still replying lol
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>>666790797
I know, but it should encourage you that even with all the publicity, he didn't win that state.
Also fuck Kasich vote Rubio
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>>666790982
Sure, but I'd vote for someone who can actually win.
Vote Rubio
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>>666790805
What does he get? The knowledge that everybody has? Not doing anything to help your situation does nobody any good. So sitting here and claiming you have some knowledge, that spoiler everybody has, just makes him come off as a faggot.
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>>666789217
Like hell they would, they would switch to a moderate republican candidate.


Hillary is almost just as bad as trump to nearly half of all democrats. Shes a lying criminal who should be in jail.
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>>666790621
I'm canadian so I don't vote for any of these candidate... but I would have to say that they vote for this "cuck" because he's not Hilary or Trump.

If you don't understand why then I suggest you look back on everything Trump and Hilary did bad in the past and compare this to everything Sanders did bad in the past. Take note that Sanders has lived longer then the other 2.
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>>666791150
So a lesser of two evils type thing.
Still doesn't make good.
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>>666791150

See >>666789489
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>>666790365
>if they get invaded
who the fuck is going to invade the USA? he's being realistic because you could actually use that cash for things NOW rather than blow it on prospective defenses for a phantom enemy in the future.
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>>666791258

>no good exists
>lesser of two evils
>less evil than the other evils
>logically "more good" than the other evils
>implying it's not better than absolute worst
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>>666790753
Yeah but since it's not the election per say these things can be rigged. Also, frankly, I don't see why Americans need a momentum to vote... it's like they're too dumb to decide for themselves so they let random events decide for them.

Like cavemen.
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>>666791673
But yeah, you know it's true. Just ask anyone why they vote for Trump or Hilary or Sanders... random fucking events... no logical thinking involved. It was like that in the past 5 presidential elections.
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>>666791593
Youre right, Americans can be pretty stupid, otherwise Trump would have a fourth of the following he has, but it comes down to who herds the sheep in just the right way.
I don't think the elections are as rigged as everyone thinks they are.
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>>666791804
What are you even talking about? Random events? Like their rallies? This caveman doesnt understand your superior thoughts
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>>666791842
Why rig the elections when you can manipulate people directly.
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>>666792182
Because it looks like sensible people prevailed with this last one..i.e. Cruz won
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>>666792438
Cruz is just trump lite though. I dont know if i want someone busting out green eggs and ham because someone doesnt agree with him
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>>666792594
You mean like every democrat already does?
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>>666792594
Cruz is not Trump lite. Hes way more moderate and sensible.
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>>666792814
>cruz
>sensible
No
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Why does Bernie always look like he missed his flight?
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>>666793041
But he is.
Also I used it in a comparative tense, relative to trump, so nice strawman
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>>666788330
Clinton is 5 years younger, that's not a big difference.
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>>666793148
>oy vey
>too much thousand island on this rueben
>oy where is the pickle
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>>666792015
Well normally when people select a candidate to lead their nation they look at their promises and how these promises will affect them in their everyday lives "Will I make more money, will this be a good decision for me and my family's future, how is this going to impact the services and goods I require to survive" these type of questions. You need to look at the political agenda of each candidate and see what fits the best for your needs.

Bet that's just for evolved people.
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>>666788330
he'd be dead
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>>666793187
Nice identification. I love when people have the ability to point out logical fallacies. You sire win the internet, and you are most definitely a gentleman and a scholar
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>>666793492
So is that it?
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>>666788330
His vice would take over. Unless you're saying it would happen before he wins, in that case, Americans would have to bow down to their reptilian overlord.
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>>666793354
Which is what americans do. You still have described what a random event is
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>>666793492
Or did you have something to say that doesnt make you look like a mad autist?
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>>666793590
Why are you still responding? You won, you called out my fallacy
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>>666793666
Fair enough
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>>666793607
Well if looking things thoroughly is what you guys are doing then you're doing something wrong because Trump and Hilary are the 2 leading candidates of the 2 main parties you guys always vote for.
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>>666793873
Check and mate.
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>>666793873
>implying you know what is best for Americans
Didnt you say,
>Will I make more money, will this be a good decision for me and my family's future, how is this going to impact the services and goods I require to survive" these type of questions. You need to look at the political agenda of each candidate and see what fits the best for your needs
That is what these Americans are doing. They think these two candidates will be the best for them. And again, who are you to say you know what is best for them, when you dont evem live there? Are you just trying to sound superior while typing from your government issued k-pro?
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>>666794543
So what exactly is Sanders for that Hilary is against and that differs from what Trumps want to accomplish.

You can do it.
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>>666788330
Vice President Warren takes over. Happy day
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>>666793873
Bernie and shillary are roughly tied
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>>666793873
Trump is not leading.. as of now Cruz is
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>>666794822
Oh i got ya.
Opinion discarded
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>>666795307
But Hilary is winning.
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>>666795476
>based off of one caucus
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>>666788702
Theyd all go to rand paul
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It means that the death note is real and Hilary Clinton has it
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>>666795476
won iowa caucus by <1%
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>>666788330
What if Trump dies? He's only 5 years younger

I wish people would stop acting like Sanders is ancient and the rest of the candidates are in their 40ies. They are all pretty much the same age ffs

Only difference is that Hilary and Trump can afford / bother to use anti aging treatment
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>>666795827
0,4%

And that is *with* miraculously winning every single coin toss on even votes
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>>666796246
>there are coin tosses in american politics
god fucking damn it, I'm not even suprised
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>>666796877
America has one of the most backwards and fucked up "democratic" systems in the world.

>CUZ MUH TRADITUNZ
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>>666788330
It doesn't matter. Trump will win the election when he will say these words:

"If I become president of the USA I will shave my head bald and keep it bald for the rest of my life."

Instant victory.
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>>666788330
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the Municipal Water Utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see the national weather service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory. I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state and federal departments of transportation, possibbly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail i have to send out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not been burned down in my absence because the state and local building codes and fire marshals inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local municipal police department.

Then I log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how Bernie Sanders is a filthy SOCIALIST and how Socialized Medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
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>>666797282
>Implying he has anything left to shave under that wig
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>>666789013
I disagree. Just like with what happened in Canada, they'd find someone to vote for just to avoid having the opposite get elected.
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>>666798144
>>666798190
It's just not the same as Ron :(
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>>666788330
He would feel the burn.
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>>666795307
I think bernie will overtake hilary because of the nigger loving going on.
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>>666798648
Plus besides trying to stay alive she might go to prison.
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>>666796877
>implying one state dictates the entire usa election process
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>>666790534
Literally none of these. I just smoke weed. But I'd still do that regardless of who wins. I just like honesty more than lies
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>>666789394
>not voting for anyone
>being so cuck

He was a part of the black liberation movement back in his youth; of course he'd let people exercise some protests. That's the difference between him and the others; he doesn't mind people protesting. He doesn't use force. He doesn't shoo them away. He lets the listeners decide whether or not their protest is just. He lets the people, the ones who matter, decide whether or not something is worth listening to.
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>>666798521
Blame this faggot
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>>666798838
>being this manipulated
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>>666798942
That brit fuck had nothing to do with it, he was just riding the wave that was already reaching the shore.
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