List things better than sex with a woman

celery

>>666770238
Drugs

/b/

Sex with 2 women

>>666770238
Eating drug coated celery

>>666770286
Hell yeah

>>666770238
Sex with her daughter

>fapping if it's sex with anyone you've been with for longer than 2 months or so
>Morrowind
>hiking
>fried catfish

>>666770358
/thread

Sex with a man

>>666770358
came here to post this

>>666770238
Realistically any drug

Sex with two women

>>666770238
having sex with two women

Honestly sex is overrated.
The feeling of when you actually have accomplished something you've put effort in is so much more satisfying and then sadly you want sex again for some reason.

>>666770238
Sex with a woman
..... and 5 little girls

Solitude.

>sex with 2 women
>a harem
>sex with a trap
>pretzels (pastry version)

>>666770286
>>666770302
>>666770330
kekkedd

>>666770238
eww, you can see her asshole. fucking groce

>>666770394
>fried catfish

my nigga, with fresh squeezed lemons.

>>666770550

peace and quiet

sex with someone first time > watching a really good film > sex with someone after a month

Wealth
Health

pissing after holding it in for a while

a hot bath

>>666770673
>sex with someone first time
>not shit

wew

>>666770495
It is quite the same feeling since you have to put some effort into getting to fuck a girl.

The rush of cooling air when you throw your hot bed covers off in the morning

>>666770394
Damn you're so right

>>666770238
Having lots of money.

>>666770238
>List things better than sex with a woman

Large dogs

Sex
Pro
>vagina, mouth, anus feel good on dick
>women are soft and warm
>it feels good to control a woman,sexually

Cons
>putting forth the effort to fuck a woman. Spending money, talking to them, pretending, lying
>aids
>babies
>money


I think jacking off is good enough

>watch porn
>jack off for five minutes
>cum
>move on

>buy nice clothes
>get a hair cut and shave
>pay cover charge
>buy overpriced drinks
>have a conversation about nothing with some cum dumpster
>convince her to go home with you
>fuck her for 5-30 minutes
>have to get her out of your house
>have to get her out of your life

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I'm 35 and my girlfriend is 24. She wants sex all the time. She literally tries to strip my clothes off everyday. It gets old. I usually give in and fuck her once or twice a week.

A good nights sleep

cooking and eating your favourite dish

being in love and feeling she loves you back

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>>666770238
sex with a qt twink lad

>>666770867
when you get them starving for sex it's the best

>>666770238
everything and nothing, depends on the mood/situation

Small hobbies and craft you can do at your own leisure

Being a wizard at the young age of 30

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>>666770862
I love you

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>>666770238
Linux

>>666770376
>>666770358


Eating drug coated celery while fucking 2 women

>>666770238
The holocaust

>>666771047
Are you an astronaut?

doing good things while fucking a woman

>>666770238
When it's over and she's gone and you can guilt free fap and use the memories to get you off harder

>>666770238
the look on her face when you kick her out when you're done

sex with a pretty woman

getting dubs

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>>666770358
winner winner chicken dinner

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Nintendo64

>>666771013
>qt

where?
eww

>>666770384
And the mother

PlayStation. Getting wasted. Having free money. Many things.

>>666770238
sex with a man

>>666770238
Sucked a dick yesterday, shit was pretty cash

>>666770286
/thread

>>666770394
We have a winner

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>>666771805
>>666771825
lmfao

>>666770238

winning a million dollars

Wingsuit flying, BASE jumping.

>>666771708
>Getting wasted
you're lying to yourself wizard fag

>>666770238
money

enough said

>>666771499
oh baby

>>666770238
Having the magical powers of a wizard. I really feel sorry for all of you who have messed up your chances by giving in to primal urges.

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Owning in dota 2

Hockey.

Sex with a woman while high as shit

>>666770238
asking sauce on /b....
so, SAUCE

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Columbine

>>666770238

Not having to call her back.

>>666770238
Sex with a little girl

>>666770358
2 sexes with 1 woman

>>666770238
post under me with pizza

Heroin

>>666773128
Better than sex Rent.

>>666773125
Lol

Finishing a level in SM64 with only 0.5 A presses.

A fat shit after a hot shower

Eating cheerios with fruit punch

>>666770238
>a wide range of drugs
>publically excelling at something noteworthy (i.e. being on stage in front of a massive crowd cheering you on)
>Accomplishing something very few or even nobody ever has before
>Fully realising yourself in something you love doing, whatever the fuck that might mean to you (music, sports, art etc.)

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>>666770238
having a proper ol' sneeze

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>>666770238
i really enjoy just cutting a hole in a frozen pig carcass and fucking it until its warm, or you know, a post op trap.

(at least the trap can't rape a baby from you by faking birth control)

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>>666773732
at least if they keep their cock its something new and different and you can give them reach arounds, gobbies, and have your prostate massaged. 69s, and "she" got no fucking choice but to take that mother fucker straight in her poop shoot, coving your member in nothing but Grade. A. Scat.

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>>666771174
Hell yeah!

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>>666770238
>>666770550

solitaire

>>666772222

Trip dub quads

Congratulations sir

Throwing a fresh bad in my mod, with some new cotton in the addi. Juicing it up and throwing fat clouds.

>>666773626
Motherfucking lol
Like anyone on here knows anything about any of those but the first one.

steel beams

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>>666770238

revenge

>>666770238
sex with a woman while tripping on acid

best fucking experience of my life

>>666771194
eating drug coated celery while fucking 2 women on a jet ski that is being pulled by four great white sharks through a lava stream coming out of an erupting volcano which is situated on a space station that orbits planet Jupiter which is in the process of being torn apart by the gravitational power of a gigantic black hole that is OP's gaping asshole

>>666776647

This is on my bucket list. can you describe what it was like?

>>666772813
>when the enemy owns you early and trashes you up until 40 minutes
>they start pushing tier 3 mid after spending the last 23 minutes sitting in jungle farming their stupid ship
>tfw you are a level 17 enigma with a blink, scepter, and a bkb on a team with ES and Zeus, and death prophet
>you jump in from high ground and drop the most brutal 5 man black hole that has ever been dropped in the history of Dota 2, followed by a Zeus veil drop and ult refresher ult, followed by death prophet ult and nuke, followed by es blink ult and double stun
>everything is perfectly synchronized
>you carry void does literally nothing as he's fed 23 kills to the enemy yolo diving tower and chronoing their WD without a MoM
>still doesn't have MoM. Built Dominator, phase, and battle fury instead
>push mid and end game after the enemy buys back and gets immediately wiped by yet another black hole from the refresher that you just bought from all the streak end gold you just got

>>666777668
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>666777878
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little scrub? I’ll have you know I scored top of my mmr in the Ranked Scene, and I’ve been involved in numerous 5v5 teamfights against boosters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in ganking and I’m the top sniper in the entire game of Dota 2. You are nothing to me but more food. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over All Chat? Think again, scrub. As we speak I am contacting my support and looking at the wards all over the map and your position is being watched right now so you better prepare for the stormspirit gank, scrublord. The stormspirit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your unreliable gold. You’re fucking dead, noob. I can be anywhere, anytime with my boots of travel, and I can kill you in over 4 different ways, and that’s just with my hero's abilities. Not only am I extensively farmed, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secret Shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hero off the face of this map, you little cyka. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have said it in team chat. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn scrublord. I will cast dagon level 5 all over you and you will watch your health bar melt. You’re fucking ganked, kiddo.

>>666770238
/b/ , TES

>>666770851
This is only good because of sex.

>>666770238
The sweet release of death

Cuddling a pillow while on MDMA

>>666777878
Gr8 copypaste m8

>>666770238

>source?
>greentext because offtopic

>>666770238

Sex with two women. Or a man.

>>666770238
Sex with a sheep

>>666776647

Execpt you never did that, because if you did you would know that sex on LSD is terrible and completely non erotic.

>>666771209
literally this

When you're horny, nothings better.

Although when you're starving, nothings better than food, so that really isn't fair.

There are so many things better than sex with a woman when you're not in the mood.

Examples:
Skiing/Snowboarding (Insert your favorite hobby here)
A really nice dinner
Hanging with your best friend
Playing with a puppy of your favorite breed
A p2p Runescape subscription
The list goes on lads

Youtube in 2007

>>666777668
>be navy seal
>graduated top of my class
>involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
>have over 300 confirmed kills
>trained in gorilla warfare
>top sniper in the entire US armed forces
>little bitch fucker thinks that he can get away with saying shit to me over the internet
>contacted my secret network of spies across the USA
>traced his IP
>create a powerfull storm that's capable of wiping out the life of the pathetic little shit
>that kid is fucking dead
>be able to be anywhere, anytime
>be able to kill in 700 ways with my bare hands
>be able to access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
>be able to wipe his miserable ass off the face of the continent
>that little shit
>bring down unholy retribution upon him for his little “clever” comment
>if he only knew, he would of held his fucking tongue
>he couln't
>he didn't
>so now the goddamn idiot pays the price
>shit fury all over him so he drowns in it
>he is fucking dead
>kiddo...

Peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it.

>>666770238
having sex with several women

>>666770238
Feeling the bern

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>>666778800

Contemlating about existence

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>>666778611
>>666777878
>>666779183
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

The thrill of taking another man's life.

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>>666770575
>sex with a trap

GET OUT

>>666770238
sex with a man

>>666770338

>>666770238
Sucking a juicy cock and gargle the cum.

>>666770238
Mdma
A proper upperback/shoulder pump at the gym
Having your nuts licked
Eating a banana when you have hypoglykemia incoming

>>666770238
what a nice ass...
gripping pussh and cute asshole.. yum yum

>>666779061

It's the most blissful thing in the thrust in, then the worse feeling when coming out. Sex on lsd is a rollercoaster of weirdness, def not as pleasurable as coke or mdma sex

heroin

>>666770238
Having stress free life, which you can live alone and/or with friends, in which you have time and money to polishing your talents and indulging in your hobbies.

Having said woman make you a sandwich after

>>666770238
masturbation

>>666770238
The abortion two weeks after having sex.

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>>666770238
crusading

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>>666770238
Marijuana after favorite meal.

>>666772727
To be Frank, I'm jealous of your wizardry. I could have been a much better man if women weren't such bitches

>>666770238
sex with 2 women

>>666773626
... Yeah, but I'd totally settle for sex 24/7.

>>666770699
The dubs have spoken

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>>666780728
Yo we like that, too.

>>666770394
>anyone you've been with for longer than 2 months or so
disagree

>>666770720
>>666770618
>>666770550
>>666778837

This is a good one.

>>666770394
The human race, everybody.

I can hear the sound of you beating off with ketchup as lube.

>>666770862
you either have a very hard time getting laid or have not have sex with the right women.

Sex > all, except maybe some drugs, don't know, have not done more than weed, speed & alcohol.

http://imgur.com/a/9pGRb

Being the captain of a pirate ship

food after you haven't eaten for 2 or 3 days, nothing compares to this sensation

sauce http://www.xvideos.com/video595322/hot_pawg-_jordana_james

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>>666781146
>crusading
>crus
>crux
>cross

>islam
>cross

>>666779061
Nope, that just means you're gay.

>>666781796
Nope, sex is overrated, even though it is really good sometimes, a lot better on weed or lsd.

>>666770238
I'm sorry anon, there are just too many things..

>>666783377
>crusading
>crus
>crux
>criss
>cross
>applesauce

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>>666779607
>MDMA sex
My nigga

>>666784604

minikek

>>666770238
>Anal sex with a woman
> hitting boost is a 388kw xr6 turbo

Only things ive experienced so far

>>666770238
>winning the lottery
>being rich
>watching a really good TV show
>watching a really good movie
>revenge
>succeeding at moving shit with your mind
>the feeling of a really big victory
>winning a really close game

>>666770238
Being the 1% of the population with enough money and power to control anybody

>>666785047
>>666779607
how do you even stay hard with mdma? I litteraly can't lift it up

>>666770238
Taking a really big dump.
Bonus round, taking a really big dump when you've got hemorrhoids and noticing that there's no blood in the bowl this time.

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>>666770238
drugs and death grips

>>666770238
Dedicating yourself to a life with our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

>>666785474
true facts

Pinapple in a pizza

Sex with a femboi

Food or getting your back scratched

>>666785344

>succeeding at moving shit with your mind

ayy le mayo

>>666771174
Nurd

>>666770238
sex with two women

>>666780834

Before.

Sex on Heroin

>>666770238

sex with a robot with pleasure enhancing vagina pod and superior blowjob technology.

taking a dump in the woods > sex

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>>666770358
fucking her in the butt

Bacon

Getting dubs

>>666770238
>better
like sex with a woman was ever supposed to be any good

>>666779061
you probably weren't taking lsd

there's a reason why the hippies had a thing for free love

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>>666770238

>>666779061
It's hard but possible to get up on high doses, and it has that alien LSD feel to it.
On microdoses I have had some great sex.

>>666770238
Punching a woman wilst having sex

Sex with little girls

>>666770238
Driving

Having sex with a man.

sex with a trap

>>666770238
Heroin

>>666770238
sex with more than 1 woman.

>>666770238
any casino game

>>666770238
Jerking off

>>666770238
blowjob

>>666773463
why would somebody shit straigh after a shower? Fucking go before, you mess!

>>666773090
top quality post

manipulate her

10 million dollars

>>666785442
Either you get hard or you don't i've heard. Definitely don't take viagra though, that will fuck you up.

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>>666785442
same goes for me.
the ones can getting that up probably took xtc with meth in it.

>>666770238
Taking percocets, having a job that pays over 100k a year on salary.

Honestly I'm over sex, if I could trade being a virgin for making 100k a year & being able to take percocets everyday. I would

>>666793306
me too, but I'll just take the oxy and forgo the nsaid

>>666770550
>>666770495
These are actually good.
>>666770862
>>666779268
My favorites in this thread.

>>666781796
Dude, calm down with your edgy teen attitude. There a about a billion things that are better than sex (see the above quotes: above).

Let me tell you this, as a guy that can control his ejaculation and orgasms willingly.

SEX is a shit. Women are shit at it, more than you think. I met about one women that was worth, I mean, really WORTH putting in the effort and all to fuck her/to be with her and that turned out to be a serious relationship later on (now my ex) and we were a couple for 2 years.

>>666770238
sex with a girl

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>>666770238
>List things better than sex with a woman

These dubs checkem!